reborn son

Chapter 1678
Once the yamen and the Ministry of Criminal Justice were serious, many sons from other places were unlucky. They hadn't been admitted to the college yet, so they went to the prison first, so don't mention the bad luck.

Dudu was lying in the prison waiting for Chang Baoshan to come to find a place, but he didn't wait for the right owner, but saw one young man after another being put in the prison.

These young masters were very arrogant. When they came in, they were unconvinced. They reported their family background and asked to go out. They successfully received little looks of contempt from Dudu.

But I was thinking in my heart that it seems that Xiaojiao has made an attack on the dude, so let's see what other tricks the other party has, hehe, let's see how he plays with the dude.

The dandy who came in saw that someone had arrived earlier than them, and after scolding the guards for no results, he turned his head to deal with Dudu and inquired about the situation in the prison.

Dudu didn't discuss with people, telling them not only to scold, but to scold with strength, these little servants will soon be pressured and surrender to you.

So the sons and brothers were more confident, and they didn't ask Dudu why he didn't scold, why he lay there so obediently, and scolded at the top of his voice.

For a moment, the prison was full of curses, this is the son of the county prince's mansion, that is the son of a certain country's mansion, there are second sons and third young masters, anyway, they all have their origins.

What makes Dudu speechless the most is that there is still a young master Biao, don't you know that a watch is three thousand miles away?The superstars dare to show it to frighten people, they really have no eyesight.

Didn't you see that the princes didn't frighten the guards?
The guard was very angry when he was scolded, and immediately reported to the cell boss, the cell boss reported to the adult, the adult reported to the adult, and reported layer by layer, and finally reported to the left and right ministers.

The left and right ministers took the memorial and discussed it, and decided to clean the air in the capital, so that these princes and young masters can wake up, the capital is not a place for them to run wild.

Just like that, an administrative order came out, and anyone who made a fuss in a big prison would be punished severely, and the crime would be aggravated.

As a result, some sons turned green when they heard that they were going to parade in the street. They wanted face, and parading in the street would definitely not work.

So in order not to walk in the streets, I scolded even more.

Dudu lay there unscrupulously watching the big show, which made him a little bit of fun in his boring prison life.

What made Dudu depressed was that the prison was so lively, why didn't that nosy little girl come over?You won't forget him, will you?
No way, how deep an impression I made on her. If you forget anyone, you can't forget yourself.

Dudu was quite proud of the good deeds he had done, and decided to continue waiting for the little girl to seek revenge. He didn't know that Chang Baoshan was hiding from the prison.

She accepts all kinds of errands, but she doesn't come to the prison. She is the daughter of King Zhongyong and the princess of the Wu Ji Empire. Naturally, no one forces her to take the errands she doesn't want to take. She perfectly misses the errands in the prison.

Dudu's various calculations were all in vain, but it was in vain that he suffered a lot of aristocratic sons and sisters.

Yuan'er solved his own troubles, and went back to the capital to inquire about Shun'er's situation. Knowing that his younger brother was going to choose a princess, he decided to recruit from the side, because he couldn't watch his younger brother be single.

Just like that, Shun'er, who was thinking hard about countermeasures, ushered in the darkness before the light, and Yuan'er personally ended up cheating his younger brother. Shun'er's love path was like walking in the dark.

"Brother, you are so thoughtful, take it together, you must take it together, you are the prince of the Wuji Empire, the future emperor of the empire, it would be embarrassing if you chase after a woman too much and spread the word."

Yuan'er is not persuading, but is exasperating, Shun'er nodded for a while, that's right!He is the crown prince of the Wu Ji Empire, so of course he can easily marry a wife.

But if you want to take it together, you have to show something, and you can't walk in front of the other party, put your waist on your hips and say: You all follow me and be my concubine.

If I really want to say this, then some fights happened, these two women are not the daughters of ordinary ministers' families, and they are quite petite.

"It's such a simple thing to chase after a girl, send her flowers, grass, a warm baby, whoever is cute, go quickly."

Shun Er heard that it made sense, and his father also said that he would give a gift.

It’s just that before Shun’er took any action, he received a message from Shitou. Shitou reminded Shun’er to write pornographic poems. Women are all serious on the outside, and they like to read pornographic poems.

When Yuan'er heard Shitou's message to remind him, his smiling face twitched. Shitou is really confident, and Xiao Huangshi's level is indeed high, the problem is that it is useless.

If father and mother hadn't taken turns doing interesting ideological work, Shitou would still be crying with his little yellow poem in his arms, how could he have time to help.

Let’s take a trick, let’s take a trick, there are people who come to the door to take the blame, so there is no reason not to cheat.

So Yuan'er followed suit, and put a small card inside the gift. On the card was written a little yellow poem, which must be very yellow, very dirty, very obscene, obscene, obscene.

The kid Shun'er was stunned when he heard it, and always felt that something was wrong, the little yellow poem was too rustic, and it was easy to make people feel disgusted by it.

These two people don't know each other. If the first impression loses points, will he still have a chance to embrace the beauty?
Shun'er shook his head and disagreed, it's okay to give gifts, but Xiao Huangshi can't.

"I said, are you stupid? You write little yellow poems to attract their attention. The first way to chase a girl is to arouse the other party's attention and curiosity.

You want to see, what tricks do everyone use to chase girls?Sending flowers, water, and tea eggs is nothing new.

Not to mention that the person receiving the gift has no surprises, the person giving the gift has never thought of creating a surprise, and it is even less likely to arouse the other party's attention and curiosity.

But there are very few people who send little yellow poems. So far, Shitou is the only one. Have you ever heard of others writing little yellow poems? "

Yuan'er asked.

Shun'er shook her head for a while, she really had never heard of anyone else writing little yellow poems.

"That's right. Once your little yellow poem comes out, it will definitely attract the attention and curiosity of Zhan Yu'er and Liang Yan. They will definitely think who wrote this little yellow poem? It's really written with care.

As soon as this curiosity arises, investigation and research on you will come. At this time, if you show your perfect side, will you be able to attract the other party in minutes? "

Yuan'er was serious when he spoke, as if he was speaking the truth, and at the end he emphasized his tone: "It will definitely attract the other party. My younger brother is so good. He has been listening to court since he was five years old."

Shun'er thinks it makes sense, he is indeed very good, he has been in charge of government since he was very young, and he has the decision-making power at the age of ten, and when he is older, his father will disappear directly, and the entire government will fall into his hands.

Thinking about her glorious past, Shun'er couldn't help puffing out her chest, full of confidence, full of confidence, how could such an excellent me not catch up with women.

It was decided that he must send a special gift.

(End of this chapter)