Zhenguan Crown Prince Li Chengqian

Chapter 369 Lawyer Pei Who Farts and Slaps His Heels
It's not surprising that Zhao Jie and Qiu Shenji didn't dare to offend the Pei family. Compared with the Pei family, they are indeed a little thinner, especially Zhao Jie. Although his mother is also the emperor's younger sister, she is now the Hongnong Yang family. His daughter-in-law has nothing to do with their Zhao family.

Zhao Jiejie became the head of the Zhao family because of the big tree of the East Palace, so he had to be careful.Afterwards, the two hurriedly asked Chang Sun Chong for instructions. He was an official, and looking for him was the most realistic solution.

The caution of the two caused Chang Sun Chong to ridicule, there were so many taboos, the inner guard was the royal inner court guard, and the errands they did were imperial servants, not to mention that Pei Ji was an outdated prime minister, even if he was still in office, he was stained with rebellion. I can also catch the thief. .
When Chang Sun Chong and the others arrived at Duke Wei's mansion with a large number of inner guards, they were stunned by the scene in front of them. Yes, they were indeed stunned.Because there were four naked young women hanging in the yard, Lawyer Pei was whipping them hard with a whip.

After careful questioning, he found out that these four women were bought by him at Suifeng Building two months ago at the order of his father. A few broom stars took the initiative to send them to the inner guard.

But when he returned home, it was still too late. It turned out that these four stinky girls accompanied Dad every day, singing and singing every night, completely exhausting the remaining energy of Pei Ji. The doctor in the mansion had already seen it. , Pei Ji is just a matter of the past few days.

What is an anecdote? What happened to the Pei family today is that the founding prime minister let a few brothel prostitutes play to his death. When the news spread, the nobles still laughed at Da Ya.

Looking at Pei Ji, who is in shape and bones, it is difficult for Chang Sun Chong to associate him with his previous rich image. It seems that those girls are really enthusiastic enough.

"Old Prime Minister, Suifeng Tower is a den of rebels, so I have to invite Brother Pei to sit in the inner guard to learn more about the situation. Don't worry, we are targeting those women, not Brother Pei, we will not what to do with him."

Looking at the blood-smelling chamber pot under the couch, you can tell that the Pei family is in the way of others this time. Old Pei has been shrewd all his life, and has always put his life first and his interests second. Since no one has anything to do, it is natural Be more reassuring.

Don't beat the fox and make you flabbergasted. Later, someone put this shit bowl on the head of the East Palace, saying that the prince persecuted the old officials of Emperor Wude, that would be hard to say.

"Little eldest grandson, I still believe what you said. Oh, I have been all-powerful all my life, I really didn't expect to let you, a junior, see a joke for a while today. Tell your father, when the old man leaves, he must come, otherwise The old man will pick it up."

"Yes, yes, as the old minister said, the next official will definitely bring it with you. You are a senior, and you are also an elder. My father will gladly obey you if he knows."

Cough cough cough..., "Okay, I can talk, the eldest grandson is really an outstanding family, and all the people who come out are talented, unlike our Pei family who has a stick. Well, the old man is tired, and I will say hello to His Highness the Crown Prince for the old man when I go back!"

Chang Sun Chong would not understand the old man's piecemeal nonsense. He was trying to show that he had nothing to do with the rebels in disguise.

That's right, he does have this qualification, even if he is a hero and a close friend of Emperor Wude, even if it is of no value now, the emperor will definitely reward him with this honor. .
Town Fusi, Zhengtang

Lawyer Pei sat in the hall majestically, and told Zhang Sun Chong and others about his origins with Suifenglou. If you say that he is completely self-inflicted, if he is not strong, he is a bad friend, how could he make his father like this!
Pei Ji has two major hobbies, one is pimping, and the other is that he likes to be a pimp. This is a well-known thing. Now that he has retired, Li Yuan has become a place of right and wrong, so there is really nothing to do except play with women every day. up.

But after all, there are quite a few concubines in the mansion, so I wanted to have a change, so I asked Lawyer Pei to buy some.Originally, Lawyer Pei was unwilling to do this, firstly because he was afraid of being laughed at, and secondly because his father was older, he should be pure-hearted and ascetic.

Seeing that his son disagreed, the old man settled the bill for him with his fingers in vain: Your mother, second mother, third mother, fourth mother, and nine mothers, father has been able to deal with them and many concubines in his life. , very happy, very harmonious, very comfortable.

If it weren't for the fact that my father is getting old and unwilling to show his face, it would still be the turn of you juniors to dominate Pingkangfang!Let me tell you my father, our Pei family members are strong and fierce.

There was no way, Lawyer Pei, who couldn't say no to his father, could only follow suit. He heard that Li Jingshu redeemed one in Suifenglou, which was not bad, so he came to ask for a favor.

No, on the second day he redeemed four beautiful girls from the Suifeng Building, and dedicated them to his father who was particularly capable.
"Oh, old Pei, you're farting and hitting your heels!"

"No, Lao Pei drank the hot soup and scalded the back of his head, leaning his neck to drink it!" Zhao Jie retorted Qiu Shenji's words, and the two laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up after hearing the story told by Lawyer Pei.

There are strange flowers every year, especially this year, Pei Ji will soon become the first prime minister in the history of the Tang Dynasty to die on the body of a prostitute.

However, to say that lawyer Pei is also a talent, not only was he not annoyed by the teasing of the two, but he cupped his hands: "I made my brothers laugh, brother, this is also a fart, just a coincidence."

Hearing the three live treasures teasing below, Chang Sun Chong couldn't help but caressed his forehead and let out a series of sighs.Lawyer Pei is a typical dead child who fell into a well and was lost.

My father is dying, and I am still in the mood to joke, Pei Ji died unjustly, if I had given birth to such a son, I would have found a hemp rope and hanged myself to death.

At this time, the captain who was interrogating the prostitutes ran in, and after submitting the interrogation records, he whispered in Chang Sun Chong's ear.

After listening to the reply, the eldest grandson couldn't help but nodded, "That's good, that's good, that woman just took Su Wan's money, and she wasn't her subordinate at all.

Hurry up and let this joke go, people will laugh when they see that their father is dead, and think that the Zhen Fusi has made people crazy.

"Brother Pei, it's cleared up. You can leave. A special person will issue a certificate for you in a while. After you go back, take good care of Prime Minister Pei!"

"Oh, Brother Changsun Xian, your work efficiency is so high, I admire you! Well, I won't disturb you here, so farewell!" After speaking, he bowed his hands to the three of them with a smile, turned and left.

In the eyes of Chang Sun Chong and the others, Lawyer Pei's happiness was an expression of unfilial piety, but as soon as he left the gate of the Zhenfu Division, Lawyer Pei became stern.

To be honest, he really wanted to thank Li Jingshu now, if he hadn't brought a traitor to his house, how could he have done him such a big favor!

Don't worry, without the coercion of the old man, the alliance between the Pei family and that master will no longer be hindered, and the restoration of its former glory is just around the corner. .
(End of this chapter)