Tang Dynasty good brother-in-law

Chapter 115 The Underworld
"Let me tell you a joke today. It's not about now, but how long ago. Jin, this Jin doesn't matter what year it is. In that Yutian County, someone donated money to a county magistrate. This county magistrate has not yet arrived. when……

Classic joke "Daily Encounters Three Dangers"

When the creator of this stand-up comedy talk died, Liu Mu’s descendant’s own father hadn’t been weaned yet, and Liu Mu also heard about it by chance, but it was true art.

When it comes to buying a coffin, buy the big and get the small...

The rain of copper coins was still more powerful than before. Jinya Shichiro was accidentally hit in the face by a few bullets, and the corners of his eyes were covered with blood, but he still spoke this stand-up comic very professionally.

Peng Hai, who was sitting opposite Liu Mu, praised: "You have chosen a good person."

"This person was originally just a waiter, who often yelled outside the store. He was over forty years old but was poor and helpless. The owner of the restaurant he worked in died, and the new owner didn't like him, so he had no choice but to work as a handyman. I have seen it, so have the traffickers and pawns. You should always praise me for your discerning eyes."

Peng Hai smiled heartily. "You are in trouble, the miscellaneous family is going to go back and report to the saint."

"Mu, don't be afraid of trouble."

"Well, the miscellaneous family will trouble you." Peng Hai stood up and said to the little eunuch behind him, "Go back."

The little eunuch didn't dare to laugh, he held the hem of the clothes tightly with both hands, put the clothes in his mouth and bit them, the expression on his face seemed to be smiling or crying, he didn't hear Peng Hai's order.

It wasn't until Peng Hai slapped him on the head that he came back to his senses.

Without him, the performance on stage is really fascinating.

When Peng Hai left and the willows were sent outside the main gate, Peng Hai stopped: "Maybe the sage will come today. The sage originally planned to visit the garden to enjoy the lanterns tonight. If he comes to you, the censor will definitely trouble you."

"Actually, the saint can visit the garden first, and then come back." Liu Mu whispered beside him.

"You are not small, you dare to speak nonsense like a saint does."

"Don't dare."

Peng Hai turned back and asked Liu Mu: "If the saint really comes, how do you prepare?"

Liu Mu touched the same small flat wooden box from his bosom, and opened a small cover on the side to reveal five bamboo skewers. "Boldly, I ask the sage to smoke only one."

"Okay." After Peng Hai took it, he put the flat box in his arms, got on the carriage and headed for Tai Chi Palace.

After seeing off Peng Hai, Liu Mu only glanced at the front yard before returning to the backyard.

Backyard, a dark room.

This is a mezzanine staircase in a contiguous building, and then goes deep underground. Datang’s construction technology is quite sophisticated, and the problem of ventilation has been solved very well. During the day, when some decorations on the ground are removed, sunlight will enter the underground building from the side, and at night If it is blocked, there will be no light for people outside to see if the oil lamp is lit in the basement.

In the basement, Zhang Chuchen, dressed in black, was flipping through the remaining records.

Liu Mu knelt on the floor mat in front of Zhang Chuchen, quietly waiting for Zhang Chuchen to read the records.

After Zhang Chuchen glanced at Liu Mu, he continued to read those records seriously.

After a full quarter of an hour, Zhang Chuchen put them back into the box and closed the box. He raised his head and looked at Liu Mu: "Mu, do you really know what you are doing?"

"Are you Mrs. Li now, or Hong Xia?" Liu Mu asked back.

After thinking for a moment, Zhang Chuchen replied: "In the green forest, Mrs. Li is still Mrs. Li. In the mansion, you can't get away from the green forest." Zhang Chuchen's words are obvious. It's not that I don't answer Liu Mu's question, but that these two identities are fundamentally different. There is no way to separate them individually.

But Liu Mu said: "On the ground, I am an ordinary person who wants to marry a princess. Under the ground..." Liu Mu stopped.

Zhang Chuchen asked: "How?"

"I can even influence the court." There was a sharpness in Liu Mu's eyes.

"Arrogance." Zhang Chuchen saw it with his own eyes, and also personally experienced the rise and fall of countless people in the Sui Dynasty, as well as the fall of the Sui Dynasty and the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty.So she ignored Liu Mu's words at all.

But Liu Mu said: "It's a gamble. Before October next year, the sky will be cloudy. If I win, Mrs. Li and Hong Xia will be two people. If I lose, I, Liu Mu, will go far away and go into exile for five thousand miles."

It will be cloudy!
Tian represents the Son of Heaven, representing the world of Tang Dynasty.Tianyin represents...

Zhang Chuchen's eyes widened instantly: "Don't you want to avenge Lan Ruo?"

"It's really a red man. At the beginning, he just provoked me, a small man, and didn't take him seriously. He didn't tell the whole truth. I think my father-in-law, who has never met before, will not rest in peace." Willow smiled.Obviously Zhang Chuchen didn't have this idea before, but not necessarily now.

Zhang Chuchen also realized that he had made a slip of the tongue and wanted to make it up, but Liu Mu continued: "If only Princess Pingyang was assassinated, then Lan Ruo's elder brother should be under the command of General Chai Shao according to common sense. General Shao did nothing, so Lan Ruo's brother left."

Zhang Chulan felt her heart beating rapidly, because Liu Mu really guessed it.

But Zhang Chuchen would not continue on this topic, and said: "Wang Junkuo humiliated you, you can bear it too."

"Madam is talking about wood, but Mu still answers Madam, those two are just fish in a pond. After I burn down the tower, they don't care about their life and death."

"Okay, I'll bet with you." Zhang Chuchen raised his hand, and Liu Mu immediately raised his hand to give Zhang Chuchen a high-five.

After high-fiving, Liu Mu said: "Madam, did you ever say that there is a technique for training pigeons, and these pigeons can be used to deliver messages?" Liu Mu is not sure whether Datang has flying pigeons to pass letters at this time.

But the old saying does have records, the swan geese pass the book.

"Yes, someone trained in the former Sui Dynasty."

"Thank you, madam." Liu Mu bowed.

Zhang Chuchen nodded, as if he agreed, and then Zhang Chuchen got up: "My wife will visit the Furong Garden at night later, so I will leave."

"No." Liu Mu sat there without moving.

Liu Mu knew why Zhang Chuchen came here.

Because of the three-dao journey, there was only one team, that is, one-dao went north to Yunzhou, and was responsible for escorting the first batch of wool back to Chang'an.The Shadow Knife is looking for skilled craftsmen. Originally, many famous craftsmen in the former Sui Dynasty fled during the war.Especially those master craftsmen who were supervised by the former Sui generals should be in Jiangdu now.

When Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty toured the south, he brought many skilled craftsmen with him, just to give him the whole palace, ship repair and other work.

Ba Dao, on the other hand, has traveled more, and there are also some famous rangers. He plans to invite these people out of the mountains, and then take these people to the north before May. , Come back to Chang'an again.

These three people will definitely report to Zhang Chuchen when they travel far.

That's why Zhang Chuchen came here.

(End of this chapter)