The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 144

Do you value sex over friends?Li Muyun would never admit this.

But if a fat man and a soft girl fell into the water at the same time, Li Muyun would definitely save the soft girl first, and then see if the fat man should be the only one depending on the situation.

……

Boring all the way back to the cottage, as soon as he entered the gate of the cottage, he saw old Li Yuan practicing boxing shirtless.

"Good skill!" Out of habit, Li Muyun didn't even see what kind of punch the little old man was hitting, so he yelled, the old man trembled in fright, and almost sat down on the ground.

After finally regaining his composure, he discovered that it was Li Muyun who had left the cottage for two months and returned.

This time, the old man's violent temper came up. No matter how old he was, he took two steps forward and kicked the slow fat man: "You two bastards still know how to come back? Do you know?" How did the old man pass this time!"

"Father, father, don't be angry! Don't be angry, I'm back!" Li Muyun watched as old Li Yuan kicked the fat man, and he probably wouldn't hit anyone anymore, so he moved to the little old man's side again. Patting on the shoulder is smooth again, showing how unfilial.

"You kid still has the guts to say it back. Look at you. What have you been doing all day long? Get some Khitan people back and then ignore it. Well, a county magistrate has not been in office for three days and has done everything. Push them all to Su Yatou, and run out alone to have fun, tell me, why can't you do something serious."

Do something serious?What is business?Is robbery the right thing to do?Li Muyun scratched his head in embarrassment.

Fortunately, Li Yuan didn't seem to really want to do anything to Li Muyun, and after scolding him for a while, he didn't say anything more. He just sat on the mozzarella-style recliner made by Li Muyun and asked him about his trip.

But when he said this, Li Muyun immediately regained his energy, pushed the fat man aside and said happily: "Father, you may not believe it when you say it, but guess who I met when I went to Chang'an this time?"

"You won't see the emperor, will you?" Li Yuan rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Hey, your guess is really accurate. Didn't I just meet the emperor, and I also borrowed the 'Emperor Sword' from the emperor." Li Muyun didn't know Li Yuan's real identity, so he didn't feel that he said What's wrong with these, right and left are just to make the little old man happy.

However, he didn't know that the word "emperor" had always been a thorn in Li Yuan's heart, the more joyously he said it, the angrier the little old man became.

So when he heard that he had borrowed the 'Sword of Heaven', Old Li Yuan curled his lips in disdain: "Besides being able to pretend to be a kid, that thing is useless, thanks to the fact that it excited you so much."

"Ah? No, didn't you say that the sword kills people without karma?" Li Muyun, who was still a little excited, froze for a moment.

"Don't touch karma? If you think too much, it's just to trick an ignorant person like you into being a spearman, so that the emperor has room to change." As the saying goes, the ass determines the head, and a person who has been an emperor like Li Yuan A person who really understands the usefulness of the 'Emperor Sword'.

As for Li Muyun and Lao Cheng, they were all misled.

However, Li Yuan's words were clear enough for this sake, and Li Muyun could already fully understand the meaning.

But Marx once taught us: everything exists as a unity of contradictions, and contradictions are the source and driving force of the development of things.

Well, the author admits that the above sentence is actually nonsense. What the author really wants to say is that if Papa Ma has 2 yuan, he will probably feel that the money can’t be used for anything, and can only be used to hire someone to help drive; But for a street writer like the author, 2 yuan can save him from eating dirt for a year.

This is the different point of view produced by people looking at the same thing from different angles.

The 'Sword of Heaven' is indeed useless to Li Yuan, but to Li Muyun, it can solve a big problem. Although it is very likely to be used by others during the process of using it, people will always be used by others ,Is not it?

So after listening to Li Yuan's words, Li Muyun just smiled indifferently, and didn't take this matter to heart at all.

"What else? With that temper in the palace, he probably wouldn't lend you that sword for nothing, right?" Just when Li Muyun was about to talk about that unlucky Han Qiang, the little old man Li Yuan asked him another question. A very frustrating question.

So Li Muyun hesitated for a long time before finally saying, "I exchanged 50 catties of steel."

"What?" With a 'teng', the little old man Li Yuan sat up straight: "What did you just say? 50 jin of steel?"

"Ang." Li Muyun nodded as a matter of course.

"You, you mean you have 50 catties of steelmaking?" Li Yuan asked again in a deep voice.

"Not now, as long as it can be brought out within five years." Li Muyun shrugged.

"Five years, 50 catties of steelmaking? Do you know how much steel is produced in Datang in a year?" Li Yuan seemed a little annoyed and excited, and said pointingly: "It's only 100 million catties a year. And that’s just ordinary steel, there’s not even one percent of the real hundred-smelting steel.”

"So few?" Li Muyun was also a little surprised after hearing the number that old Li Yuan said.

"What do you think, thanks to you still daring to brag, five years, 50 catties! I said how could that kid lend you his matching sword? I dare say you bragged about such a big bragging." Li Yuan snorted, He muttered angrily.

But the speaker didn't mean it, but the listener meant it. When Li Muyun accidentally heard the little old man call Li Er 'that boy', he was really surprised by his luck. He dared to feel that he really was' this time. Pick up 'to the treasure.

You know, in the land of Datang, there would not be more than ten people who dared to call Li Er "that boy" whether they knew it or not, including Li Er's father.

However, Li Muyun himself absolutely does not believe that he 'picked up' the Supreme Emperor on the street, so in his opinion, he should have 'picked up' a prince who is of the same generation as Li Yuan.

In this way, his status will rise immediately. If he gets along well, he will be able to become a prince no matter what, and he is not much worse than the prince.

Thinking of this, the smile on Li Muyun's face couldn't help but become more sincere, and at the same time he said in a very confident tone: "I said Dad, isn't it just 50 catties of steelmaking? What's the big deal? It's just a furnace. It’s just the temperature of the fire and the recipe! As long as there is ore, let alone 50 jins in five years, even 50 jins a year is no problem!”

Unexpectedly, after Li Yuan listened to Li Muyun's words, he gave a thumbs up and said emotionally: "Okay, if you have a trumpet, you don't pick a flute, you just pick a big one to play, you are awesome!"

(End of this chapter)