The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 16 The First Experience of Robbery (Modified Version)

"It's a good name, that's all." Li didn't seem to realize that it was just Li Muyun's complaints. After hearing the words 'Jinluandian', he immediately nodded in satisfaction and confirmed the name. What he had to say Yes, people who have been emperors have different tastes from ordinary people.

However, compared to the satisfied Li Yuan, Li Muyun was taken aback: "Father, dear father, in fact, what I just said just now, you can't take it seriously. Is that what ordinary people dare to call Jinluan Palace? Using this name is not After three days, we have to move our heads!"

"What are you afraid of? I'm going to call it Jinluan Temple. Who dares to refuse!" Li Yuan glanced at Li Muyun contemptuously. As the person who named the Tang Dynasty, this old man did have the name "Jinluandian" and was not questioned by anyone. qualifications.

But Li Yuan had the bottom line in his heart, but Li Muyun didn't. Seeing that the little old man Li Yuan insisted on doing this, he couldn't help but look at Chen Mu, hoping that this guy could help persuade the old man.

Unexpectedly, Chen Mu didn't know how to dive deep, and he stood beside the old man, giving Li Yuan a thumbs up in a doggy manner.

It's over, this time it's really over, looking at the little old man who is still complacent, Li Muyun has a feeling that his head is pinned to his belt.

In fact, Li Muyun at this time was making a common sense mistake. In his opinion, the Jinluan Palace was the place where the emperor went to court, but the real situation was that the Jinluan Palace was just another name for the Hall of Supreme Harmony in the Forbidden City. In fact, there is no such title.In other words, it was the first time that the Golden Luandian he just blurted out appeared in the Tang Dynasty. There was no superfluous meaning in these three words, and even calling them did not constitute a crime of committing crimes.

Of course, the word "Dian" here may be a bit taboo, but the word "Dian" also has the interpretation of tall houses, so if it is really called "Dian", there is nothing wrong with it, just like the "Daxiong Palace".

In the end, under the joint insistence of old Li Yuan, Chen Mu, and Chen Huo, the name of the cottage was crowned with the name of Jinluan Temple. Li Muyun's suggestions were all ignored under the situation of three to one.

After deciding on the name of the cottage, the horse team outside also arrived, and it was time for Li Muyun and his party to set off.

But at this moment, another embarrassing problem appeared, those damned horses had only saddles and no stirrups.

Poor thing, even though Li Muyun is a killer, even though he was trained by the organization to be almost omnipotent, but...the organization really didn't train him how to ride a horse without stirrups!

In the embarrassment, Li Muyun could only look at Chen Mu innocently with infinitely pure eyes, the meaning in it was simple: take me, big brother, please thigh!
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In the evening, the sun set behind the mountain, and the night gradually covered the earth. More than a dozen horses rode from Lijia Village to the nearby official road and headed towards Yinshan County.

Li Muyun 'can't' ride a horse, so he sat on Chen Mu's horse, and the two of them were close together, like a couple, oh no, a pair of gay friends, um... Forget it, they are still good brothers.

After reaching the top of the official road, as the speed of the horse increased little by little, Li Muyun felt the bumps coming from his buttocks, and couldn't help but said to Chen Mu: "Can you go a little further? Why are you so close to me? I'm not manly!"

"I'm going to ride on the horse's neck any further." Chen Mu said angrily.

"Then can you not be bumpy?" Li Muyun's voice sounded a little aggrieved.

"It's the horse that is bumping, it's not that I want to bump." Chen Mu regretted why he brought Li Muyun out.

"Then can I be in front?"

"What exactly do you want to do?" Chen Mu was a little anxious when asked by Li Muyun, he turned his head and shouted.

"..." Chen Mu was speechless for a moment.

　Thinking of what will happen later, Chen Mu couldn't help but shuddered, and cursed in his heart: "Bitch", he couldn't help but move forward again, sat in front of the saddle, and gave up the entire saddle to Li Muyun .

Finally, when the group of them arrived outside the rich man's village, Chen Mu's old waist was almost broken by the saddle.

"Bang bang bang..." "Open the door, open the door quickly!" Full of resentment, Chen Mu jumped from his horse to the ground, rubbed his waist that was about to break, and smashed the vermilion gate of the manor.

There was not much time, and an impatient voice came from inside: "Who, it's late at night, let no one sleep!"

"Sleep you are paralyzed! Open the door quickly, if you don't open it again, I will smash it!" Chen Mu, who was so angry at Li Muyun, had already started to kick the door with his feet, as if the door was his life and death enemy.

"Bang, creak..." There was a sound of the door bolt being unbolted and the door shaft turning, and the vermilion door was opened from the inside amidst Chen Mu's scolding.

Under the light of the light bulb and torch, a middle-aged man in long clothes was holding a lantern at the door, and behind him were two burly young men.

"Who are you, do you know where this place is?" Before Chen Mu and others could speak, the middle-aged man had already spoken.

Oops, it's so pretty!
The two brothers Chen Mu and Chen Huo at the gate were immediately amused by the middle-aged man's confident shouting and questioning. They looked him up and down, and Chen Huo said, "I'm the king of the nearby hills. I'm coming down to your house today. Let me borrow some money... ".

As a result, before Chen Huo finished speaking, the middle-aged man smiled coldly, looked at Chen Huo and Chen Mu with disdain, and said self-sufficiently: "Why?"

Why?Chen Mu and Chen Huo were questioned.

Although Chen Mu got angry with Li Muyun on the way here, but after all, it was the first time for a big girl to be robbed in a sedan chair, and she didn't know how to answer when asked by a middle-aged man.

At this time, Chen Mu and Chen Huo, who were standing side by side at the gate of the manor, were pulled away from behind, and a figure jumped out from between the two of them who moved away. He raised his leg, kicked the middle-aged man out, and blurted out a famous quote from Brother Dali: "Damn Hippy, I'm bandits, I came down to your house to find two money to spend, why are you asking?" , Why do you say so!"

(End of this chapter)