The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 161
In the cottage in the mountains, Taishanghuang Li Yuan finally found the life of his dreams, eating meat, drinking in big bowls, enjoying a dance of a foreign race, doing nothing every day, doing whatever he wanted.

However, the comfortable days seemed to be only a few days. On this day, the old man drank too much wine and was about to go back to his tree house to take a good rest, but he was knocked on the door just as he returned to the house.

"Come in!" The old man was in a bad mood, wondering who was interrupting his nap.

With a "creak", the door was pushed open, and the person who came in was, as expected, that boy Li Muyun.

But to the old man's great surprise, after Li Muyun came in, he knelt down on the ground without saying a word, and kowtowed three times.

The little old man who wanted to teach Li Muyun a few words was stunned by these three loud heads in an instant. It's not that no one has kowtowed to him before, but no one did it so inexplicably.

And just when the little old man was blindfolded and confused about the situation, Li Muyun on the ground said: "Father, the child is not filial and caused trouble outside, and now His Majesty sent a warrior to come and say that he is going to kill him." My head, from now on the child will not be able to serve you when you grow old, you always take care of yourself! The child is gone!"

'Kang Bang Bang', three more knocks, and then Li Muyun got up from the ground, turned around and walked out.

One step, two steps, and he was about to reach the door of the room, but Li Yuan hadn't called him to stop.

This made Li Muyun's little heart beat faster and faster, thinking that there would be nothing wrong, right?Could it be that the old man was really stunned by himself?Forgot to stop yourself?

Or maybe this old man is a liar at all, and he doesn't have the strength to shock others at all?He pretended everything?If that's the case, it will be a lot of fun, maybe it will be like what Su Wanqing said, and wander the world with your tail between your legs.

And just when Li Muyun had already grabbed the open door and was about to take the door away and leave, old Li Yuan suddenly shouted from behind: "Nizi! Stop for me!"

Huh, upon hearing this sound, Li Muyun breathed a sigh of relief, but he put on an expression of fear and fear on his face, turned around and walked back with his head drooping.

"Be clear, what's going on! Isn't that samurai Xun the Minister of the Ministry of Industry? Since when did he have the right to cut off other people's heads? And what kind of trouble did you cause? Why did that kid in the palace want to cut off your head! "Old Li Yuan's face was obviously unhappy, and he didn't know whether he was angry with Li Muyun or who.

"Hey, dad, it's a long story here. Don't we have a black stone mine, but a group of beards came and took it up a while ago, and the child felt angry so he took someone to argue, but the beards didn't make sense , not only did not leave, but even took out a knife to resist, the boy was so angry that he let Dicimu arrest them all..."

Having said this, Li Muyun stopped.

Li Yuan listened halfway and was about to hear what happened later, but there was no more to say. The old man was naturally even more angry, so he glared at Li Muyun: "And then!"

"There is no more, those beards resisted very fiercely for some reason, and the children killed them all if they were not careful!" Li Muyun blinked his big innocent eyes, as if he was saying that he had just picked out a few days ago. Like an ant nest.

"Kill them all? Didn't one stay?" Li Yuan frowned.

"All those who saw me were killed, and those who didn't see me ran away." Li Muyun said honestly.

"Confused! Since you want to do this kind of thing, you should cut the weeds and get rid of the roots." Old Li Yuan is obviously not a kind person. After listening to Li Muyun's story, he has already made a judgment in his heart, knowing that things will never be as he said. Simple, but instead of pursuing the matter of killing dozens of people, he blamed him for not eradicating the roots.

This was beyond Li Muyun's expectation. Originally, he had made up some other lies, but now it seems that they are no longer needed.

"And then? How did that brat in the palace know about this?" Seeing that Li Muyun stopped talking, Li Yuan continued to ask.

"Then, my boy was reported by others, saying that I killed innocent people indiscriminately, disregarded the laws of the country, and wanted to rebel or something."

"That's right! This is the consequence of you pretending to be a calf!" Li Yuan was not polite, pointing at Li Muyun and scolding: "Aren't you a cow? Aren't you not afraid of heaven and earth? You dare to break into the house of the Minister of Criminal Affairs. His only son chased him thousands of miles away, now it’s all right, it must have been designed by someone!”

"No, then, then he robbed me of food!" Hearing that the little old man connected this matter with Han Ai before, Li Muyun also reacted, and roughly guessed the cause and effect of everything.

"Okay, it's too late to say anything now!" Li Yuan glared at Li Muyun with hatred, poked him a few times with his hands, and finally rummaged through his clothes for a long time to find a small jade pendant. Throw it to Li Muyun: "You should take this thing with you, if it is really a warrior who comes here, I think he will not make things difficult for you."

"Really?" Li Muyun quickly picked up the pendant in his hand, looked at it over and over for a long time, but couldn't figure out what it was.

Feeling that his majesty was offended, Li Yuan glared at him immediately: "This old man keeps spit on nails and never tells lies. If that samurai really dares to do it, you can see how this old man will deal with him when he goes back!"

"No, no, what I mean is, this thing is real or fake, it doesn't look like the quality of the jade..."

"Get out, get out of here!"

Old Li Yuan hated Li Muyun's act of being obedient when he got a bargain. He raised his hand and was about to throw the tea bowl in his hand, but found that Li Muyun, who was supposed to be standing there, had already run outside the door, and at the same time his voice came from outside: " Old man, your tea is not good, I will get you some good tea later!"

……

Li Muyun left just like that, taking old Li Yuan's token with him.

Chen Mutou didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, he just waited for him to disappear before he said to old Li Yuan: "Your Majesty, are you doing this..."

"Is it something?" Li Yuan squinted at Chen Mu.

"Your Majesty, there is something strange about this matter, I think we shouldn't dare to intervene too much." Chen Mu said hesitantly.

"You know what a fart, since the second son sent a samurai to come over, it is enough to show that he wants to make a big problem small. I did this just to make a favor. By the way, I would like to tell those guys who want to make trouble, don't do it if it's okay. Come bother me."

"But the Supreme Emperor, if you are like this, everyone will know that you have left the palace."

"So what if I know? Don't they dare to trouble me?"

I don't know if it's because he's in menopause, old Li Yuan's temper is hard to fathom, and Chen Mu is speechless with a single sentence.

(End of this chapter)