The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 19 Stupid thing

After all, how to get rid of stolen goods cannot be settled in a short while, so after reaching a preliminary intention, Li Muyun asked the middle-aged housekeeper to take him and his party to the side yard, where there are more than ten fat pigs waiting for him to go. pick.

During this period, Li Muyun seemed to have thought of something suddenly, and asked the middle-aged man in some puzzlement: "What are you raising all these pigs for in your village? Could it be that your master..." .

"No, no, the owner doesn't eat this." The middle-aged man waved his hands again and again, and then explained: "These are all prepared for those farmers, and they will be killed at the end of the year, and then each family will share some. They are some hard-working people, and it’s not too bad that they are not.”

"Oh? So your master can be considered a kind person!" Li Muyun didn't expect that this was the reason why this village raised pigs. After hearing this, he couldn't help feeling a little fond of the owner of this village.

"Master Shaozhai, in fact, my master is not as mean as you think." After knowing that Li Muyun intends to do business with Zhuang Zishang for a long time, the middle-aged man is no longer as nervous as he was at the beginning, and explained to him as he walked : "The people in this village have grown up on this land for generations, and some of them are even distantly related to my master. You said that as long as you don't have a firm heart, how can you not miss the old love."

"That's why my master does his best to help the surrounding villagers as much as possible on weekdays. If anyone's family has some big and small things, he will never look at them if he can reach out."

After listening to the middle-aged man's explanation, Li Muyun nodded with a smile: "Hearing what you said, I think your Patriarch is someone. If there is no accident in this business, I will make a deal with him!"

The middle-aged man also showed a hint of a smile, and said confidently: "If Master Shaozhai has the opportunity to meet my master, I am afraid that he will definitely become a close friend."

Li Muyun did not deny the middle-aged man's judgment, and patted him on the shoulder carelessly: "Well, when you see your master later, tell him that I will take away two of his pigs this time. He borrowed it, and if there is a chance in the future, he will definitely pay him back."

"Yes, I will definitely bring the young village master's words with me!" The middle-aged man responded with a wry smile to Li Muyun's patting and slapping.

"Hey, by the way, since this is the case, let's not bother the second master. Steward, please lend me another bullock cart and load the two pigs into the cart. Next time I come back, I will ask someone to return the bullock cart. what do you think?"

Regarding Li Muyun's aggressiveness, what can the middle-aged man say, other than a wry smile, he can only nod in agreement.

As the saying goes, a good man does not suffer immediate losses, not to mention his responsibilities as a housekeeper, but only to say that the Lord entrusts him with all the affairs in Zhuangzi, and he cannot let Zhuangzi be destroyed by a small accident.

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That's it, Li Muyun and his party 'borrowed' an ox cart from Zhuangzi, loaded two fat pigs into the cart and headed home.

There was nothing to say along the way, and when we returned to the village, the sky had already begun to brighten.

Old Li Yuan was sleeping soundly in the house, but the two fat pigs in the yard were screaming so miserably that he couldn't continue to sleep, so he could only get up frowning, wash up and go to the yard.

I saw that two huge fat pigs with four hooves tied together had been put on the ground in the yard, and Li Muyun, Chen Mu, and Chen Huo brothers were standing in front of the two pigs, pushing each other for something.

Holding his nose and walking closer, old Li Yuan could hear clearly.

"Chen Mu, you killed a lot of people, you go!" This was Li Muyun urging Chen Mu.

And Chen Mu was naturally unwilling to be weak: "I killed people and not pigs, aren't you a hunter, why didn't you do it." After saying that, he stuffed the horizontal knife into Li Muyun's hand.

"Are you really stupid? Let alone the animals in the nearby mountains, the grass is almost eaten up by the refugees in the mountains. Where can I go hunting! If I can really catch the prey, I will make my face green. ?" Li Muyun weighed the weight of the horizontal knife, and returned the knife while talking

"You brought the pig back. If you don't kill anyone else, you will kill it." Chen Mu's knife returned to Li Muyun's hand again.

"Don't tell me you won't eat it." Li Muyun returned it again.

"It's very simple to kill a pig, just stab it to death." Chen Mu said again.

"You put it simply, I have never even killed a sheep in my life, so I don't know where to stab it." Li Muyun continued to shake his head.

"You just go here, stab here...hey..." Chen Muzheng was holding the knife in his hand and pointing at the pig's neck. Unprepared, he was pushed away by the impatient old Li Yuan who was listening behind him. Bundle.

There was an instant "poof", the sharp horizontal knife went straight to the handle, and then there was the pitiful howl of the fat pig, and Li Muyun's villainous laughter in the meantime.

Old Li Yuan, who had done something bad just now, walked out of the yard with his hands behind his back, muttering in his mouth: "It's just a hog, it took so much trouble to kill, stupid thing, I don't know how to find a butcher for it when I come back." Deal with it!"

Yes, it makes sense!Li Muyun and Chen Mu looked at each other, and they both smiled wryly.

Then, Li Muyun realized that he seemed to have forgotten something just now. He suddenly remembered it when he saw the half-dead fat pig struggling and trembling on the ground. He even forgot to boil the water.

Pigs are actually the same as chickens and ducks. They also have long hairs on their bodies. If you want to get rid of them, you can only use boiling water to scald them.

But now that the pigs have been killed, it is useless to think about those.

Besides, seeing the disgusting filth on the two fat pigs, Li Muyun didn't think that he could eat that whole body of skin when he obviously had a lot of meat.

So after a short period of hesitation, Li Muyun decided not to use the pigskin at all, not even the internal organs. Anyway, each of these people in the yard counted as one, and no one would clean up these things.

After making this decision, Chen Mu called a group of his subordinates over, and everyone worked together to kill the two pigs that should be killed, and peel the skin that should be skinned. It took nearly half an hour to clean them up.

Then, a group of people gathered together and no one moved, and all of them fixed their eyes on Li Muyun.

"What are you looking at me for?" Li Muyun said, feeling a little hairy after being stared at by a group of people, rolling his eyes.

Chen Mu snorted, and took over the conversation: "You brought this thing back, so you must have an idea on how to eat it."

statement?Li Muyun was stunned, what else could he say about eating pork?Isn't it just fried and eaten?Or put it in the pot and cook it.

But when he saw the blank stares of a group of people, he finally realized that the group of emotional people were all high-ranking people who had never eaten pork, and he was just a lowly man who didn't have enough pork!
(End of this chapter)