The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 219 The Plot of Dog Blood

No matter what kind of car, as long as it is longer, it is good, no matter what, as long as it is bigger, it makes sense, this little old man Li Yuan is so persistent!

What happened to him reminded someone of the funny scene where the President of a certain country's lengthened Lincoln was stuck at the gate. Li Muyun happened to be on the scene at that time, and it was a feast for the eyes.

From then on, he thought he would never see such a funny situation again, but unexpectedly, the embarrassing scene in Datang was repeated. How much stronger on the threshold.

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In the end, the carriage was dismantled and transported down the mountain one by one to be reassembled. This tossing took another ten days.

After finally waiting for the carriage to be assembled, it was mid-August, and the Mid-Autumn Festival in Shuozhou was about to start, but old Li Yuan was very anxious.

This old man has been in this poor place in Shanyin County for nearly a year. Although he eats delicious food and drinks every day, he is always in a panic. It is serious to show off your front four and back eight.

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After spending almost two days without talking, Li Muyun and his party finally arrived at Shuozhou Mansion just before the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Fair.

As soon as they appeared, they immediately startled everyone. For no other reason, the first four and the last eight of the twelve drivers were enough to make everyone lose sight of the southeast, north, south, and north.

Why?This car is over the limit!You know, since the Zhou Dynasty, the emperor's chariots have been six horse-drawn carts, which is the origin of the famous emperor's six chariots.

Of course, in the Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, this rule basically existed in name only, because those emperors found that it was better to use people than to use horses to pull themselves. .

The book returns to the main story, but it says that when Li Yuan's twelve large carriages appeared, it almost scared everyone. After all, the emperor's carriages were only six at that time. What do you mean by making twelve carriages?The emperor's father? !

Although Li Yuan was indeed Li Er's father, he knew that others didn't know, so the group of people who gathered around and planned to participate in the poetry meeting became furious in an instant, and a buzzing discussion covered the entire street.

But old Li Yuan didn't care about that, the old man was completely immersed in the pleasure of being watched by everyone, sitting in the car drinking tea, without even looking out the window.

Wang Weiyi, as the governor of Shuozhou, took the initiative to invite Li Muyun over. Firstly, he valued his background. After all, no one can persuade Yu Zhining to help with the lawsuit; secondly, he valued this guy's ability.

Shanyin County was under his rule, so how could he not know that thousands of catties of iron can be produced there every day, plus Li Muyun's first-rate ability to attract people, the population of the county has doubled by ten in less than a year Times, how can this make Wang Weiwei not pay attention.

That's why he sent invitations to Li Muyun and Li Yuan by the way. After all, he is Xiaoyaohou's father, so he should take it seriously.

But he never expected that this invitation sent out out of face would invite such a living father!Master who dares to sit in twelve carriages, what the hell is going on?Could it be that Li Muyun saw his father live too long and wanted to send him away?
It has to be said that Wang Weiwei is still a little younger. When Li Yuan raised his army, his status in the family was much lower. He never had the chance to meet this master, so he didn't know the true face of Lushan.

Otherwise, if he knew that the person in the car was the Supreme Emperor, he probably wouldn't be so surprised.

But after all, he was the one who invited him. At this time, no matter how much dissatisfaction he had in his heart, he could only pretend that he couldn't see it. When the others saw that Wang Weiyi didn't express anything special, they didn't say much. After all, the Wang family is from Shanxi. It's not easy to offend people who sit in the land.

Li Muyun and Su Wanqing had already got off the horse at this time, and walked to the main seat in the venue, folded his hands and said with a smile: "Shanyin county magistrate, I have seen some adults!"

"Happy waiting is too modest! Today's poetry meeting is to meet friends through literature, regardless of official position, regardless of official position!" Although Wang Weiyi's mood was affected by the twelve large carriages, there was no emotion on his face, and he slapped After haha, he looked at Su Wanqing and asked, "I wonder if this lady is..."

"This is my fiancée, Su Wanqing." Li Muyun changed her name smoothly, and introduced Su Wanqing to Wang Weiyi by the way.

This is the first time that Li Muyun has introduced Su Wanqing so formally in front of outsiders, causing Su Yatou's face to blush in an instant. make your lord."

"Hey, just now the old man said that regardless of his official position today, if Miss Su wants to address her, she can just call the old man uncle!"

"This..." Su Wanqing hesitated, then looked sideways at Li Muyun.

Naturally, Li Muyun would not let Wang Weiwei get down from the stage, so he smiled at Su Wanqing and said, "It's okay, Uncle Wang is famous for being fond of supporting younger generations, so you can call him Uncle."

The old man likes to support the younger generation?Why don't I know?Standing behind Wang Weiyi, Wang Qing pouted slightly, disapproving of Li Muyun's words.However, he was a young man with no reputation, and it was impossible for him to speak out in this kind of situation, so his performance was ignored by everyone.

At this time, Su Wanqing had already greeted Wang Weiyi again, and the old guy said to Li Muyun again: "Nephew, why didn't your father get out of the car?"

Li Muyun knew that the old man he picked up did not get out of the car because he disliked the low grade of this poetry club, but he couldn't say it so directly, so he said tactfully: "Jia Yan... has a weird personality, and he likes Clean, so I didn't get out of the car, I hope uncle will forgive me if I offended!"

"Oh, so that's the case!" Wang Weiyi nodded, although he was still curious about the old man in the carriage, he didn't have a chance to say anything more.

Because during the time when he was exchanging greetings with Li Muyun, Yu Zhining had already got out of the carriage and came over with the old servant. Although Wang Weiyi was not afraid of this master, it was better not to offend him.

So he smiled apologetically at Li Muyun, walked up to Yu Zhining, and warmly greeted him from a distance: "Young Minister Yu."

"Wang Shijun." Yu Zhining cupped his hands, and when he got closer, he said with a smile: "Yu is bothering you!"

"Where did you come from what Shi Lang said? You can't invite a big man like you. It's a great honor to be able to come to Wang today!" Wang Weiyi said haha, then looked at the people below the venue and said: "Today I would like to introduce an important guest to you, Yu Zhining, Minister of Zhongshu!"

"Wow..." As soon as Wang Weiyi said that, there was chaos immediately below.

They are all scholars of the Tang Dynasty. Few people don't know Yu Zhining's name, and this old man is usually in Chang'an, and rarely goes to other places. Students like them in border towns have no chance to see him. Now How can you not be surprised when you see a living one.

Only Li Muyun curled his lips indiscriminately, he didn't think the old man was important, if possible, he wished the old man would leave quickly, so as not to have to supervise his endorsement every day.

Even Su Wanqing beside him didn't notice Li Muyun's inadvertent action, but Lu Qinghong, the Inspector of Xizhou sitting opposite him, could see it clearly.

This guy's heart is not too broad, and he was tricked by Li Muyun some time ago, so he was lectured by Yu Zhining. In addition, Li Muyun's large amount of income this year made him feel even deeper. , seeing Li Muyun showing such an expression now, the thought of provoking immediately arises in his heart.

So this guy picked up the wine glass on the table, stood up and walked towards Li Muyun, and said loudly: "I have heard for a long time that Xiaoyaohou is a young talent. He is from the lineage of the servant, and the blue is better than the blue. I don't know if I can write a poem for today's poetry meeting." A song, so that the students below can learn a lot?"

I have to say that Lu Qinghong is really an idiot, Yu Zhining frowned immediately after saying a word, and Wang Weiyi gave him a surprised look.

You must know that what he said is really not very clever. It was obviously aimed at Li Muyun, but Yu Zhining was brought into it. If Comrade Xiao Li can't come up with a good poem, he will not only lose face, but also lose his face. Shame on old man Yu's face.

But Lu Qinghong didn't realize this at all, and he even felt that what he said was very clever, and looked at the somewhat stunned Li Muyun with a victorious smile on his face.

Although Li Muyun knew that this kind of poetry would inevitably face such a situation, he did not expect it to come so suddenly, and it would be Lu Qinghong who did not know the so-called guy who proposed it, so after he was surprised, he looked at Wang Xiaoyun lightly. He glanced at him only, and then said: "I have little talent and learning, and I can't be considered a talent. I'm afraid Lu Shijun has heard some rumors by mistake?"

"How is this possible? Your Majesty has always been a virtuous person. Xiaoyaohou has achieved the position of Founding Marquis at such an age. If you say you don't have much knowledge, you might look down on me." Lu Qinghong saw that Li Muyun had the intention of evading, Can't help but start to increase the hatred.

But as soon as he finished speaking, some Xizhou students who were traveling with him below shouted: "That's right, the dignified Marquis can't be an idiot! Even if it's an idiot, it's fine to recite a few doggerel poems!"

Dog blood, really dog ​​blood, Li Muyun thought that this kind of bloody plot would only appear in novels before, but he didn't expect that he actually bumped into it forcibly, so embarrassing, do you want to give it away? His song "Goose Goose Goose".

However, before he could speak, Yu Zhining, who had just sat down, said in a deep voice: "Muyun, since Shijun Lu has kindly invited you, you can show your hand casually, don't let others look down upon you!"

"That's right, let's show Xiaoyaohou. The students below are looking forward to it." Seeing Yu Zhining's opening, Lu Qinghong thought that his scheme had succeeded, and said with a wicked smile: "But today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, what Xiaoyaohou did Poems must be related to the moon, at least the word "month" must be included, isn't it difficult?"

(End of this chapter)