The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 26 Make You Happy

"It's just right that he was beaten to death. The county can't beat him to death, and I will kill him when I turn around!" Li Muyun's mouth turned up slightly, no matter whether it was the world he was familiar with or Datang, no one had survived three days after provoking him. God, that idler is no exception.

In this world, one should be happy with kindness and hatred, if one has to be patient everywhere, what is the point of living in this world!
Li Muyun was an orphan since he was a child, and later became a killer for several years. Although he looks like an ordinary person on the surface, the extreme thought in his heart has never changed. .

Of course, Li Muyun's so-called "if someone offends me" range is absolutely flexible. When you are in a good mood, you may scold him and you will not reply. When you are in a bad mood, others may just step on his foot. Will take life.

Li Muyun is the kind of person who has two extreme personalities, which is what people usually call moody. If you use a cultural vocabulary, you can also call it uninhibited!

Although the third fat man is Li Muyun's best friend, he doesn't know his character well.

In the eyes of the three fat men, Li Muyun is an easy-going brother who can chat, spank and joke at will.

As for killing people, hehe, I'm sorry, but the third fat man never thought that Li Muyun could kill people.

So when Li Muyun said that he was going to kill that idler, the three fat people only thought that he was addicted to his anger, and didn't take it seriously, but echoed him: "That's right, if this kind of bastard doesn't kill him , I am simply sorry for the conscience of heaven and earth!"

Li Muyun obviously didn't want to continue entangled in this issue. He took two steps forward and hooked the third fat man's shoulders, and while walking towards his home, he asked: "I said fat man, you are the chief liaison officer of our Golden Luan Palace, can you tell me?" Let me tell you, what exactly is our village like?"

Speaking of the village, the three fat men immediately put aside the matter of the idle man, and said happily: "Hey Muyun, don't tell me, the craftsmen in the city are really not built, they are better than the sixth uncle in our village. How much is paid, just a few days of work, except for what you said, what hall, basically all the houses have been built!"

"It took nine days to build a village, and the speed is really good." Li Muyun nodded following the words of the three fat men.

Don't say that he has a degree certificate in architectural engineering, even if he doesn't know anything about civil engineering, he can clearly understand that it is not easy to build a cottage from nothing.

Even in the age he knew that everything depended on machines, such a short period of time may not be able to reach the current progress of the project. It can be seen that under the threat of beheading, there is still a lot of room for human potential to explode.

"By the way, Mu Yun, what did you do just now?" After chatting a few more words, the third fat man suddenly asked very curiously.

You know, he got up so early because he needed to go to the mountain to supervise the work, and Li Muyun was destined to be the head of the young village, so how could he get up so early?And it seems that he still came back from the outside, which is even more strange.

Li Muyun's originally indifferent expression became awkward under the third fat man's inquiry, and at some point there was a strange thing in his hand, and he casually threw it to the third fat man: "I went to the sixth uncle and brought this thing back."

The three fat men took the object made up of dozens of pieces of wood, held it in his hand for a while, and asked doubtfully, "What is this?"

"24-pillar Luban lock!" Li Muyun said.

"Lock? Wooden? What can this thing lock?" The three fatty looked at the so-called Luban lock in his hand in a daze, and then returned it to Li Muyun.

"This thing is for coaxing the old man, you can't lock it." After saying that, Li Muyun patted the shoulder of the third fat man, and walked into his yard.

Only then did the fat man realize that he had followed Li Muyun back to his home before he knew it.

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If there is anything fastest in this world, the author thinks it must be time.

Because before he knew it, the old man Li Yuan had already lived in Li Muyun's house for ten days.

I think back when I was in the palace, the old man could still watch songs and dances when he was free, and he could find some old courtiers to drink if he was really bored. Even if he ran away from home later, he would stop and go every day and often see New people and things.

But now?There are only dozens of households in the small Lijia Village, and the dozen or so guards around him can only put on a dead face every day. After these ten days, old Li Yuan has already become impatient, chasing after him every day to ask what the cottage is about. Time can fix it.

Li Muyun was annoyed by the old man's question, so he went to the house of the only carpenter in the village, and instructed him to get a pair of 24-post Luban locks, intending to make the old man happy with this thing, and let him calm down by the way. Always stare at yourself.

Sure enough, things went as Li Muyun expected. As soon as he entered the yard, he saw the old Li Yuan who had gotten up, and the little old man was staring at the Luban lock in his hand with flickering eyes: "Boy, what you are holding is What?"

If the young master said it was for food, I wonder if the old man would take a bite?An unreliable answer flashed in Li Muyun's mind, but he said: "It's an intellectual toy, the smarter the person, the sooner he can unravel it."

"Oh?" Hearing the words "smart man", old Li Yuan suddenly became interested, and stretched out his big hand: "Let me see it!"

"This is mine!" Li Muyun stared at Li Yuan's big hand, and hid Lu Bansuo behind his back.

"You must be afraid that I will be smarter than you." Li Yuan snorted and resorted to aggressive tactics.

Holding the Luban lock that was originally prepared for Li Yuan, Li Muyun felt a little funny in his heart, but there was a hesitant expression on his face: "How could I be afraid!"

"Then bring it and see how I will untie it for you."

"No! This is mine!" Li Muyun continued to hide.

In this way, the old and the young stalemate for a long time, until the old Li Yuan made a bet with him, each side had five days, and then Li Muyun handed over the things to the little old man.

And when old Li Yuan got the Luban lock, his complexion immediately changed. This old man was also an emperor, even before he became an emperor, he was also the Duke of the State, and Yang Guang's relatives are naturally better than three Fatty is so much stronger, how could he not know about Lu Bansuo.

But looking at the almost countless pillars in his hand, Li Yuan was a little unsure, so he frowned and asked, "Is this a Luban lock?"

"Father's enlightenment, the 24-pillar Luban lock is like a fake." Li Muyun saw that Li Yuan had been tricked and made a bet with him, with a triumphant smile on his face.

But Li Yuan didn't seem to care that he was duped, instead he looked at Li Muyun in surprise: "You kid can actually make a 24-pillar Luban lock?"

"Ang." Li Muyun nodded.

"You kid want to use this thing to embarrass the old man?" Li Yuan asked again.

"How could it be, didn't I just want to make you happy!" Li Muyun said with a smile.

Even if he was killed, he would not admit that he just wanted the old man Li Yuan to calm down and stop torturing him all the time, so he made this thing to torment him.

(End of this chapter)