The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 284 Unlucky!
Chapter 284 Unlucky!
Empress Changsun's birthday falls in the second month of the lunar calendar, no, or tomorrow.
Seeing that his wife's birthday is about to be celebrated, on this day of national celebration, Li Muyun, a bastard, didn't bring the wine, isn't that bullshit!
And Li Muyun actually didn't think about it. He only knew a few main characters in the history of the Tang Dynasty, such as Li Shimin, Changsun Wuji, Li Yuanba, Yuwen Chengdu and so on.
He did know Empress Changsun, but he only knew the name. When is the birthday of this empress of the ages...... Sorry, Li Muyun really doesn't know.
So when Li Muyun heard this, he was a little dumbfounded.
Tomorrow is my birthday, so I asked myself to have a drink today. Isn’t that ridiculous? Although Shanyin County does not lack “boring donkeys”, it is more than 700 miles away, and with the current conditions of Datang In other words, even if it was Li Sheng's pair of wings, it would probably be too late to move back.
And the most important point is that you didn't prepare any presents. You're still in time for the Queen's birthday. If you don't prepare some birthday presents, it doesn't make sense, right?
But at least Li Shimin is still reasonable, the so-called ignorant people don’t blame them, it’s okay to blame Li Muyun for a while, seeing his speechless look, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty waved his hand: "Forget it, don’t worry about this matter." Don't worry, I'll figure it out myself."
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Seeing that the emperor had finally returned to normal, Li Muyun breathed a sigh of relief.
As the saying goes, if you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will worry about it tomorrow.
Anyway, Empress Changsun's birthday is tomorrow, and there are almost two days and one night to toss about. I believe I can always think of some solutions by then.
……
However, although Li Muyun was a little depressed after being beaten by Li Shimin, there were many people who were more depressed than him at this time, and there were quite a few of them.
However, after those migrant workers from Xue Yantuo were brought into the Zuowu Marquis Guard, they looked at the garrison of tens of thousands of troops, and no one’s heart was broken. Whether it was out of fear or conditioned reflex, these guys were very conscious. They gathered together and squatted down in an open space in the barracks.
The reason why Changsun Wuji ordered these people to be assigned to the Zuo Wu Hou Wei was because he was the general of the Zuo Wu Hou Wei, and all the troops in this guard were under his jurisdiction.But Changsun Wuji didn't expect these 3000 people to be so funny, forced, and consciously regarded themselves as prisoners of war after they came to the barracks.
So the next thing was embarrassing. No one in the entire Zuowu Houwei knew why there were suddenly 3000 more people in his camp, and the guy who led them in left again.
By accident, this matter was reported all the way, to the palace, and to the ears of Changsun Wuji.
The old grandson who was watching the excitement was suddenly embarrassed, and after apologizing to Li Shimin, he hurried to deal with the matter.
After Changsun Wuji left, Li Shimin also felt that it was useless to talk about these things with Li Muyun, so he pointed to the position of the old grandson: "Come here, sit down and talk."
"Oh!" Li Muyun shrank his neck, and after making sure that Li Shimin would not suddenly violently hurt anyone again, he sat down carefully.
"I'll warn you one last time, stay away from my daughter in the future, you know?" When Li Muyun sat down, Li Shimin glared at him righteously, patted the table and said without question.
"I know!" Li Muyun nodded.
"Besides, tomorrow is the queen's birthday, so your gift must be something new, you know?"
"I know!" Li Muyun continued to nod, at a certain moment he felt like a kowtow, as if he could do nothing but nod.
Li Shimin may have seen that Li Muyun's confession attitude was better, and finally he was no longer as angry as before, so he calmed down and said again: "Okay, let's talk about you now!"
"Me? What can I say?" Li Muyun asked in confusion.
"What's going on with your Shanyin County? I heard that you've turned the place into a miasma. It's really outrageous!"
"No!" Regarding Li Shimin's question, Li Muyun quickly denied it: "Your Majesty, I'm just an 'ass' now, how can I turn Shanyin County into a mess, this is pure nonsense."
Li Shimin snorted coldly, looked at Li Muyun with contempt, and said with disdain: "Really? Then why I heard that you held meetings for many Jianghu gangs, and you want to set up some kind of autonomous chamber of commerce? There must be such a thing? You When will this irresponsible guy be able to make progress!"
Li Muyun squinted and blinked: "Your Majesty, do you know everything about this?"
"Stop talking nonsense and explain your affairs clearly! Otherwise, you may not be able to escape the charge of treason by raising an army of [-]!" Li Shimin said half-truthfully.
Naturally, Li Muyun would not take what Li Shimin said to be true, otherwise he would not have said at the beginning that he would not be allowed to contact Changle in the future, nor would he have mentioned the birthday of Empress Changsun tomorrow.But he really didn't know how to answer this question, because he really didn't know how he raised an army of [-]!
So after thinking about it for a long time, Li Muyun decided that it would be better to ask him personally, so he carefully probed: "Your Majesty, well, let me ask, what is the matter with the [-] army? I, where did I come from?" Wan Dajun?"
"Hmph, it seems that you really don't cry when you see the coffin!" Li Shimin snorted again, and gave Li Muyun a look: "Okay, tell me, what happened to those [-] Xue Yantuo people?"
"No, not 5000. I, I only have more than [-] in my hand. They are migrant workers who build houses."
"You think I'll believe it?"
"Well, why don't you believe this." Li Muyun didn't seem to know how to explain this matter, he rubbed his hands helplessly and said, "There are prisoners of war on the left and right, and they are still locked up, so it's not good to let them use their waste heat Is it?"
"You'd better think about this matter again. I don't care what you want to use these people for. In short, if I find that you have any rebellious thoughts, be careful with your head."
"Huh? Uh, good!"
Li Muyun felt that he was really unlucky, there was no good person in the Tang royal family.
The old man picked up in Shanyin County seems to be from the Li family, but the old man insisted on being his father!
When it comes to Chang'an, it would be better to have an emperor, and he would scare people with beheading every now and then, how can people live with that?
Oh, by the way, there is also that Changle, this little girl can also cause trouble for herself, and her father scolds her for giving her some fireworks, just like an old man scolding his son-in-law.
After thinking about it, it seems that after meeting someone from the Li family, my luck will not be better!
(End of this chapter)
Empress Changsun's birthday falls in the second month of the lunar calendar, no, or tomorrow.
Seeing that his wife's birthday is about to be celebrated, on this day of national celebration, Li Muyun, a bastard, didn't bring the wine, isn't that bullshit!
And Li Muyun actually didn't think about it. He only knew a few main characters in the history of the Tang Dynasty, such as Li Shimin, Changsun Wuji, Li Yuanba, Yuwen Chengdu and so on.
He did know Empress Changsun, but he only knew the name. When is the birthday of this empress of the ages...... Sorry, Li Muyun really doesn't know.
So when Li Muyun heard this, he was a little dumbfounded.
Tomorrow is my birthday, so I asked myself to have a drink today. Isn’t that ridiculous? Although Shanyin County does not lack “boring donkeys”, it is more than 700 miles away, and with the current conditions of Datang In other words, even if it was Li Sheng's pair of wings, it would probably be too late to move back.
And the most important point is that you didn't prepare any presents. You're still in time for the Queen's birthday. If you don't prepare some birthday presents, it doesn't make sense, right?
But at least Li Shimin is still reasonable, the so-called ignorant people don’t blame them, it’s okay to blame Li Muyun for a while, seeing his speechless look, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty waved his hand: "Forget it, don’t worry about this matter." Don't worry, I'll figure it out myself."
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Seeing that the emperor had finally returned to normal, Li Muyun breathed a sigh of relief.
As the saying goes, if you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will worry about it tomorrow.
Anyway, Empress Changsun's birthday is tomorrow, and there are almost two days and one night to toss about. I believe I can always think of some solutions by then.
……
However, although Li Muyun was a little depressed after being beaten by Li Shimin, there were many people who were more depressed than him at this time, and there were quite a few of them.
However, after those migrant workers from Xue Yantuo were brought into the Zuowu Marquis Guard, they looked at the garrison of tens of thousands of troops, and no one’s heart was broken. Whether it was out of fear or conditioned reflex, these guys were very conscious. They gathered together and squatted down in an open space in the barracks.
The reason why Changsun Wuji ordered these people to be assigned to the Zuo Wu Hou Wei was because he was the general of the Zuo Wu Hou Wei, and all the troops in this guard were under his jurisdiction.But Changsun Wuji didn't expect these 3000 people to be so funny, forced, and consciously regarded themselves as prisoners of war after they came to the barracks.
So the next thing was embarrassing. No one in the entire Zuowu Houwei knew why there were suddenly 3000 more people in his camp, and the guy who led them in left again.
By accident, this matter was reported all the way, to the palace, and to the ears of Changsun Wuji.
The old grandson who was watching the excitement was suddenly embarrassed, and after apologizing to Li Shimin, he hurried to deal with the matter.
After Changsun Wuji left, Li Shimin also felt that it was useless to talk about these things with Li Muyun, so he pointed to the position of the old grandson: "Come here, sit down and talk."
"Oh!" Li Muyun shrank his neck, and after making sure that Li Shimin would not suddenly violently hurt anyone again, he sat down carefully.
"I'll warn you one last time, stay away from my daughter in the future, you know?" When Li Muyun sat down, Li Shimin glared at him righteously, patted the table and said without question.
"I know!" Li Muyun nodded.
"Besides, tomorrow is the queen's birthday, so your gift must be something new, you know?"
"I know!" Li Muyun continued to nod, at a certain moment he felt like a kowtow, as if he could do nothing but nod.
Li Shimin may have seen that Li Muyun's confession attitude was better, and finally he was no longer as angry as before, so he calmed down and said again: "Okay, let's talk about you now!"
"Me? What can I say?" Li Muyun asked in confusion.
"What's going on with your Shanyin County? I heard that you've turned the place into a miasma. It's really outrageous!"
"No!" Regarding Li Shimin's question, Li Muyun quickly denied it: "Your Majesty, I'm just an 'ass' now, how can I turn Shanyin County into a mess, this is pure nonsense."
Li Shimin snorted coldly, looked at Li Muyun with contempt, and said with disdain: "Really? Then why I heard that you held meetings for many Jianghu gangs, and you want to set up some kind of autonomous chamber of commerce? There must be such a thing? You When will this irresponsible guy be able to make progress!"
Li Muyun squinted and blinked: "Your Majesty, do you know everything about this?"
"Stop talking nonsense and explain your affairs clearly! Otherwise, you may not be able to escape the charge of treason by raising an army of [-]!" Li Shimin said half-truthfully.
Naturally, Li Muyun would not take what Li Shimin said to be true, otherwise he would not have said at the beginning that he would not be allowed to contact Changle in the future, nor would he have mentioned the birthday of Empress Changsun tomorrow.But he really didn't know how to answer this question, because he really didn't know how he raised an army of [-]!
So after thinking about it for a long time, Li Muyun decided that it would be better to ask him personally, so he carefully probed: "Your Majesty, well, let me ask, what is the matter with the [-] army? I, where did I come from?" Wan Dajun?"
"Hmph, it seems that you really don't cry when you see the coffin!" Li Shimin snorted again, and gave Li Muyun a look: "Okay, tell me, what happened to those [-] Xue Yantuo people?"
"No, not 5000. I, I only have more than [-] in my hand. They are migrant workers who build houses."
"You think I'll believe it?"
"Well, why don't you believe this." Li Muyun didn't seem to know how to explain this matter, he rubbed his hands helplessly and said, "There are prisoners of war on the left and right, and they are still locked up, so it's not good to let them use their waste heat Is it?"
"You'd better think about this matter again. I don't care what you want to use these people for. In short, if I find that you have any rebellious thoughts, be careful with your head."
"Huh? Uh, good!"
Li Muyun felt that he was really unlucky, there was no good person in the Tang royal family.
The old man picked up in Shanyin County seems to be from the Li family, but the old man insisted on being his father!
When it comes to Chang'an, it would be better to have an emperor, and he would scare people with beheading every now and then, how can people live with that?
Oh, by the way, there is also that Changle, this little girl can also cause trouble for herself, and her father scolds her for giving her some fireworks, just like an old man scolding his son-in-law.
After thinking about it, it seems that after meeting someone from the Li family, my luck will not be better!
(End of this chapter)
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