The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

chapter 301

"Transfer to your small class? I, I won't go, even if I'm beaten to death." No matter how stupid Pang Wenlong is, he knows that he offended Li Muyun today, and if he turns back and transfers to his class, he will definitely not have good fruit for himself, so Where will I agree.

However, Li Muyun didn't expect him to take the initiative to agree. After taking a look at him, he said in a comforting tone: "Go back and pack your things. You will come to my class soon. When you come, I will definitely I'll let you figure out the puppy's problem."

"No, you, you don't have the power." Pang Wenlong was really scared this time, shaking his head quickly.

He just talked about it for a while, but the result now makes him very regretful, but there is no such thing as regret medicine in this world, so he can only hope that Master Shanchang will not agree to this perverted request of Li Muyun.

But soon he knew that in Taixue, the head of the mountain did not seem to be the most authoritative one. Li Muyun, who was holding the 'Sword of Heaven', was completely more powerful than the head of the mountain. Nothing has changed.

So the Xuan Class Ding Class quickly added a set of tables, and the owner of the table was naturally Pang Wenlong, and Li Muyun was called to the Shanzhang's 'office'.

"Muyun, it's been a lot of hard work teaching those students these days, right?" The head of the Taixue, surnamed Feng, is a skinny little old man who shows great concern for Li Muyun.

"Is it alright, Master Shanda, what's the matter?" Li Muyun asked with a half-smile, with the 'Sword of Heaven' thrust into his waist.

"Oh, that's it. Do you think you are giving lectures to the students during this time? You don't always talk about whether the self-study students can learn something, and the parents of those students can't let it go." Master Shanda was very embarrassed Said.

Faced with Li Muyun, a subordinate who holds the imperial decree and carries the 'Sword of Heaven' on his back, the head of the mountain really has a headache. He can't say anything, and he can't scold him. The most important thing is that he can't fire him without the emperor's order. myself.

So after thinking about it for a few days, Old Boss Feng decided to have a good talk with Li Muyun, hoping to reach some kind of consensus.

Li Muyun was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled and said, "So you can talk about anything?"

Where did Old Feng dare to let Li Muyun talk casually, he immediately shook his head and said: "No, no, no, it must be the courses prescribed by the Taixue, rites, music, imperial training, archery, calligraphy, mathematics, and others are not acceptable."

"Only these six? Then I don't know how to do it either." Li Muyun spread his hands in embarrassment.

Speaking of the six arts of a gentleman, there are actually modern ones, but they are different from the ancient versions.

Li Muyun's etiquette is very messy, with everything, but Huaxia's etiquette was simplified a lot later, completely different from the Zhou etiquette promoted by Datang, so Li Muyun couldn't teach this subject.

The same is true for music, Li Muyun knows many kinds of musical instruments, but he doesn't know the popular musical instruments in the Tang Dynasty.

Yu, he always rides a horse, but in modern times he drives a car. Li Muyun can drive all kinds of vehicles, including some special vehicles, but he can't ride a horse.

Shooting Li Muyun is a good hand, whether it is a pistol, a rifle or a sniper rifle, he can easily use it, but it is also useless, and Datang doesn't use it either.

As for the books, I'm sorry, although Li Muyun has read a lot of books, they have nothing to do with the Five Classics, so he can't teach them either.

The last thing is counting, that is, arithmetic. He can teach this, but he is lazy and doesn't like to be busy, so he doesn't want to teach either.

The six arts of a gentleman, there are six in total, Li Muyun can't know five of them, and the only one he knows doesn't want to teach. After calming down, he asked depressedly, "Then what do you know and what can you teach?"

"Capturing and fighting, is it okay to use military tactics?" Li Muyun blinked, and said innocently: "Shan Zhang, I really don't know anything about the things you asked for, and you also know that I am the Emperor's Majesty. It was stuffed in, you said that I am a farmer who cultivates the land, how can I know the six arts of a gentleman!"

Old Mr. Feng was really about to go mad with Li Muyun's anger. This guy's ability to talk nonsense is really not ordinary, but because of this, the little old man's stubborn temper also came up. He stared at Li Muyun and said: " Okay, isn’t it grappling and wrestling? Then you can teach it, as long as you can teach it clearly, I will make other arrangements for the other gentlemen.”

"Okay, then I can leave now, right?" Li Muyun didn't care what kind of anger Old Man Feng became, it would be best if he could pass out, and then the person in the palace would probably be able to transfer him out of here.

Old man Feng now feels a headache whenever he sees Li Muyun, he naturally hopes that he will leave as soon as possible, he doesn't care what the meaning of "ok" means, he waved his hand impatiently, signaling him to leave quickly.

That's it, Li Muyun left the "office" of the head of the mountain, humming an unknown tune along the way, and returned to his own class.

……

Unexpectedly, as soon as he returned to his class, he immediately saw Pang Wenlong, who had just transferred from another class, lying on the table, holding a book whose name he didn't know.

After seeing this scene, the corners of Li Muyun's mouth twitched slightly, and he stepped forward to Pang Wenlong's side, knocked on his desk, and said, "Sure enough, he is an elite from Class A, he is very different from our Class Ding." Similarly, the ability to sleep right after picking up a book is really not ordinary."

In fact, Pang Wenlong really didn't sleep, he was just sulking and didn't notice Li Muyun coming in for a while.

Now when Li Muyun said it, he became a little excited, raised his head, pointed to the other guy who was really asleep, and said: "Sir, I think you have prejudice against me, and you are very unfair in dealing with things."

"Oh? Why isn't it fair?" Li Muyun asked indifferently. His current thinking is very simple, that is, beating children on cloudy days, idle is idle, there is nothing left and right, why not use this Pang Wenlong to have some fun.

Seeing that Li Muyun was pretending to be stupid, Pang Wenlong couldn't help but growl angrily: "He's also sleeping, why are you talking about me instead of him!"

"Him?" Li Muyun looked back pretending not to know, just in time to see a guy in his class sitting up sleepily, apparently woken up by Pang Wenlong.

Now, everyone in the whole school cast their eyes on Li Muyun, intending to see how he would evaluate this matter, and at the same time, they were also worried about the guy who just woke up, afraid that this moody gentleman would get angry and take him Exhale.

However, to everyone's surprise, Li Muyun just glanced at that guy indifferently, then turned his head, and said something to Pang Wenlong that shocked everyone: "Can you compare with him? Are you Just pick up the book and go to bed, others sleep with the book!"

(End of this chapter)