The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 36
Seeing that his purpose had been seen through, the third fat man was not embarrassed. He moved his buttocks to make himself sit more comfortably, and then said, "Mu Yun, actually I just want to ask, who is the adoptive father you newly recognized?" What's the reason? Is it really not your own father?"

"I don't know why, but if you like, I can give it to you."

"You can push it down. I know how much I have. I can't serve this kind of old man." The three fat man shook his head, and very straightforwardly rejected Li Muyun's proposal, and at the same time he got a look of contempt.

After a brief silence, Li Muyun kicked the fat man: "Hey, fat man, please do something!"

"What's the matter?" The third fat man raised his head and asked.

"Walk around the surrounding villages, call all those people, and say that we are going to hold a martial arts conference in the Golden Luan Hall."

"..." Three Fatty was speechless.

"Hey, are you going or not? If you don't go, you, the third boss, don't do it." Seeing that the fat man didn't respond, Li Muyun kicked him again.

"No, I am the supervisor for a while, the liaison officer for a while, and the third master for a while. Together, I am just a brick to move wherever I need it, right?" The three fat people jumped up from the ground and stood five steps away from Li Muyun. Shouting with his head turned.

"Will you go?" Ten copper coins appeared in Li Muyun's hands at some point.

Three Fatty's eyes lit up, his eyes were fixed on the ten copper plates, and he approached with a smirk: "If there is a subsidy, why didn't you say so earlier!"

"Tell those guys, on the fifteenth day of next month, I'll be waiting for them at Laolonggou. If you want to make a fortune, come early." Li Muyun put the ten copper coins back into his pocket, and said nonchalantly.

"Ah? No, the money..." The third fat man looked at Li Muyun's pocket eagerly, his face was full of entanglements, like a dead old lady.

The weather in the Tang Dynasty has been good in recent years, and prices are much lower than before. A bucket of rice can be bought for at most five pennies, and ten pennies can buy two buckets of rice. Mixing some miscellaneous grains is enough for a family of three to feed for a month.

"Fuck off, something that won't be on the big stage in a lifetime, isn't it just ten cents? What's the big deal, when we make a fortune in the future, let alone ten cents, it's a hundred cents, and a thousand cents won't count on you three In the eyes of the fat man, he saw hundreds of taels of silver lying on the ground without bending over to pick them up."

"If you don't pick it up, you're stupid." The third fat man looked at Li Muyun with the eyes of a fool.

"I'm just giving you an example. Do you understand the example?" Li Muyun also felt that the bullshit was a little too big, so he waved his hand in embarrassment: "What I mean is that the cottage has just been built, and everything has to be started from scratch. We have to Have the spirit of the master, regard yourself as the owner of the cottage, and treat the cottage as your own home. You said, if there is something in your family that requires you to go to the county, can't you still get some money from home?"

"Show face!" The third fat man rolled his eyes, turned around and left, and a voice came from afar: "It's no wonder I believe you."

"Your uncle, believe it or not, I will deduct your wages!" Li Muyun became anxious when he saw that the three fat men were about to leave.

"Your second uncle, you deduct my wages, believe it or not, I will go to your father to complain." The third fat man turned around and said angrily.

"What's the matter, why are you two still arguing?" Li Yuan walked over to the front mountain after he had finished wandering around the back mountain. He saw Li Muyun and the third fat man arguing from afar, and came over.

Before Li Muyun could say anything, the third fat man ran to Li Yuan's side in three steps at a time, and shouted loudly: "Second father, you always want to make decisions for me, this guy Muyun wants to kill me."

"Pfft..." Li Muyun was shocked when he heard the address of the third fat man to Li Yuan, and coughed and cursed: "Third fat man, your uncle, what is the name of the second father?"

"We are brothers, your father and I are my father, and my father is your father, but my father is still there, so your father is naturally my second father!" The third fat man turned back and said confidently.

Holding grass, this guy is actually reasonable, Li Muyun stared blankly at the three fat guys, only now did he realize that there are people in Shanyin County who are more shameless than him!
The little old man Li Yuan was also stunned by the father on the left and the father on the right of the three fat men, and said in a daze: "You two are discussing here first, I just remembered that there is still chicken stew in the house!" , get away and leave.

There are too many shameless people on this mountain, it is safer to go back to the room, otherwise they will be infected.

After Li Yuan left, Li Muyun smiled grimly and walked towards the third fat man: "Fatty man, come on, let's have a good talk."

"You, what do you want to do? Help, help... oops!" Before the third fat man could escape, Li Muyun had already come to his side, reached out and grabbed his collar from behind and pulled him back, tripping him.

The poor third fat man was thrown on his back in an instant, followed by a brutal and inhuman beating!
It wasn't until the three fat men were beaten that they repeatedly begged for mercy and vowed to run all over the sixteen villages on the surrounding hills before giving up.

……

After the passionate intimate contact, Li Muyun seemed to be tired too, so he let go of the three fat guys, and lay down on the ground beside him, panting heavily.

The fat man shook the fat on his body and got up from the ground, and leaned against the tree that Li Muyun was leaning on just now like a normal person, and asked a little incomprehensibly: "Muyun, I didn't mean you, when did we two Did you really win this fight? Although you said you were the one who started the fight and brother was the one who got beaten up, but look at how tired you are about to vomit blood... I don't understand, what are you trying to do!"

"If I hadn't been afraid that you would beat me up and have no one to run errands, would you believe it if I beat you until you cried?" Li Muyun lay on the ground, turned his head to look at the three fat men and said with hatred.

"You can pull it down! How many times have you said this?" The third fat man may feel uncomfortable standing, so he slowly sat down against the tree, pondered for a while, and then said: "Hey, what do you think you are? What do you think? We can’t cry over our own ancestral graves, why do you have the heart to cry about that mass grave?”

Li Muyun knew that the so-called mass burials refer to the sixteen villages around here, and his ancestral grave naturally refers to his current village.At the same time, he was also very clear that Fatty meant that he wanted to finish his own village first, and then go to trouble other villages.

But if that's the case, it seems that it lacks some challenges, and it doesn't fit his personality!

Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for him to agree to the request of the third fat man. The surrounding villages must be unified for him first, and then he can live the addiction of the martial arts leader himself.

Thinking of this, Li Muyun jumped up from the ground like a carp, and walked to the side of the shivering fat man.

(End of this chapter)