The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 392 Sending the God of Plague

The first thing Jin Chengyou did after receiving the king's order was to go out of the palace to find Li Muyun.

At this time, Li Muyun was lying comfortably in the largest brothel Zuimengzhai in Goguryeo's puppet Chang'an City, enjoying the service of four or five beautiful women, or beating his legs or rubbing his shoulders, so uncomfortable.

And outside the Zuimengzhai, hundreds of imperial guards stood there in embarrassment. They were powerless to stop Li Muyun from leaving, so they could only follow him and act as his guards.

This is what Jin Chengyou saw after he arrived. Seeing the helpless expression of the leader of the forbidden army, Lao Jin waved his hand, sent them all back, and then took his two guards into the drunk dream room.

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"Old Jin, why did you come here? I have been waiting for you for a long time!" Li Muyun lay on the beauty's lap, enjoying the warm and fragrant nephrite, and said with a smile when he saw Jin Chengyou coming in.

It's just that Jin Chengyou didn't have the heart to joke with Li Muyun, so he waved at the girls with a calm face: "You all go out, I have something to discuss with Xiaoyaohou."

"Yes!" Naturally, the prostitutes would not disobey the orders of such a big man as Jin Chengyou, they quickly got up and saluted and retreated, leaving the room to Li Muyun and Lao Jin.

"Hey, Lao Jin, what are you doing? Why are you driving everyone away!" Li Muyun waited for those women to leave, and then asked knowingly.

Jin Chengyou took a deep look at Li Muyun, sat across from him, and said in a deep voice: "Wang upper limit, you leave Beijing within five days, Li Muyun, you can go!"

"Go? Why did I want to leave?" Li Muyun had a rascal expression on his face: "The food and drinks here are good, so I don't want to leave."

Jin Chengyou said blankly: "Don't go? Do you still want to stay here for the rest of your life? All the bones you need have been recovered, and they will be waiting for you at the border. So your mission has been completed, and you can do it when you arrive." Time to leave."

Li Muyun shook his head, raised his finger and pointed at Jin Chengyou, poured him a glass of wine while sighing, and then said unhurriedly: "Who said that my mission is completed? Don't the bones of millions of soldiers need to be counted? What should I do? This is the crime of deceiving the emperor!"

"How could there be less!" Jin Chengyou's eyelids twitched wildly.

Li Muyun rolled his eyes: "Why not less? There are so many bones, who knows if you will stuff some cats and dogs' bones into it to make up the number? So if you don't count them well, I will definitely not leave , and it doesn’t matter if the number is right, the skull and the corpse must match, otherwise it doesn’t count.”

Jin Chengyou's eyelids suddenly stopped twitching. Looking at Li Muyun, the lord of the Great King City, he almost gritted his teeth and said, "Li Muyun, what exactly do you want? Don't force us to really kill you!"

"You don't dare. If you could kill me, you would have killed me long ago. How can you wait until now?" Li Muyun curled his lips and said nonchalantly: "Actually, it's very easy to send me away. I put 20 taels of silver at the border. I won't say anything." Say, go right away."

"You are taking advantage of the fire to rob!" Jin Chengyou's eyes were a little red, and his fists were clenched tightly.

"If you must understand this way, you can't pay it!" Li Muyun spread his hands: "But in my opinion, this is called hush money. Of course, the things I promised you before are still counting, and you can also give them to me. , I guarantee that not even a single hair will come back."

Jin Chengyou looked at Li Muyun, took a few deep breaths, forced himself to gradually calm down, and asked after a long while: "Can Xiaoyaohou's words count?"

Li Muyun made a 'cut', and said contemptuously: "Joke, although I, Li Muyun, am not a good person, but you can go to Chang'an to inquire about when I have never kept my word!"

Jin Chengyou and Li Muyun looked at each other, and after a long time they clashed fists and said: "Okay, if that's the case! I'll go back and report to the king, everything depends on the king's will."

Li Muyun yawned, and with one sentence, Jin Chengyou, who just got up and wanted to leave, was so angry that he almost fell to the ground: "Go, go back and make it clear to your king, if he doesn't want to send me away, I will stay here In the past few months, it is estimated that the cost will exceed [-] guan."

Another two days passed in a blink of an eye, and Li Muyun didn't know what Jin Chengyou told Gao Jianwu after he went back. Anyway, two nights later, at night, he got the news that he could leave tomorrow, and the money had already been shipped to the border ahead of schedule. will be able to see.

Li Muyun was not surprised by such a result. He smiled and invited Jin Chengyou to have a dinner together. The next morning, he tidied up hastily, went to the Goguryeo Palace to say hello to Gao Jianwu, and then set off on his way home.

But the return journey was not so peaceful. Under Jin Chengyou's constant urging, the original three to fifty miles a day became one hundred and thirty to fifty miles. He set off every day before dawn, didn't stop when it was dark, and camped in the wild at night.

Li Muyun approached Jin Chengyou several times, and proposed to find a place to rest, at least take a bath or something, but Jin Chengyou refused for various reasons.

After finally waiting for this plague god to return to Datang, Jin Youcheng didn't want to stay with Li Muyun for a quarter of an hour. If possible, he would fly back to Datang immediately with a 'swoosh'.

That's it, in less than ten days, Li Muyun and his party had already arrived at the border, and saw Yu Zhining who was busy counting and cremating the remains of soldiers.

Yu Zhining did not expect that Li Muyun would catch up with his itinerary in such a short period of time. Naturally, he had a different feeling after meeting him. After Yu Na Jin Chengyou said hello, he pulled Li Muyun aside and asked about other people. After passing.

As for what happened after Lao Yu left, Li Muyun always thought it was the best scene he acted this time, and when Yu Zhining asked, he immediately started talking about it with joy.

At the beginning, Yu Zhining frowned, but when he heard the news that the imperial army had sealed off the posthouse, his expression became ugly. However, when he learned that Li Muyun forcibly killed a bloody road with a broken branch ' After that, Lao Yu was speechless.As for things like Li Muyun's throwing and rolling, Yu Zhining's face was already flushed with embarrassment, and he didn't have the heart to listen any more.

Shameful, too shameful, shameful in Datang was not enough, this guy is now shameful in Goguryeo!

Yu Zhining didn't know what evil he had done to accept such a prodigal kid as his apprentice. If his performance in Goguryeo was reported back to Chang'an, what the hell would he do with his old face!

(End of this chapter)