The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 418 I Just Try You
In the past, Li Yuanna was also a ruthless character, but after receiving health education, the old man said goodbye to wine and meat completely.

But giving up meat is actually similar to quitting smoking. You don’t have to eat it, but you have to be greedy. After eating mung beans for several days in a row, you are almost eating mung beans to the point of doubting your life. Afterwards, he almost fainted from his anger.

He grabbed a plate of fried mung beans on the table and threw it at him: "Little bastard, you want to piss me off, don't you? When you get old, you eat beans and you eat meat. Do you think that I am too old to impress you?"

Li Muyun shrank his neck, walked past the small plate, ignored the spilled beans, picked up a piece of steamed white meat with chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth with all his strength, subconsciously replied: "Daddy , This wolf travels thousands of miles to eat meat, and the dog travels thousands of miles..."

"What's the matter with a dog traveling thousands of miles, you tell me!" Li Yuan grabbed a pot of mung bean soup on the table, and interrupted Li Muyun eeriely.

"Uh..." Li Muyun quickly realized that his analogy seemed a little inappropriate, and changed his words after a bit of a squeak: "I mean that people eat meat, and horses eat grass. This is a matter of course. You always eat more for your health. In fact, I shouldn’t object to some beans, but you can’t eat beans all at once, can you?”

Seeing Li Muyun change his words tactfully, old Li Yuan put down the soup bowl with a snort, and said angrily, "What's wrong with me wanting to live a few more years? Is there something wrong?!"

Li Muyun smiled: "Father, who wouldn't want to live a few more years, but even if you want to live a few more years, you can't just eat beans and not eat, right? Although beans are good for health, I have never I've heard of anyone who can eat this and live forever."

Li Yuan didn't speak, just looked at Li Muyun, didn't know what he was thinking, and finally said after a long time: "Little bastard, give me some slices of that white meat!"

Li Muyun looked at Li Yuan in surprise and asked, "Dad, did you figure it out so quickly?"

"I figured it out, I just want to test you when I'm old, to see if you care about my life! Hurry up, don't talk nonsense, bring the meat!"

Old Li Yuan knocked on the table, looking very happy, probably because Li Muyun was able to seriously persuade him, satisfying the desire in his heart to be cared for.

It's just that Li Muyun was completely confused by this old man, and he couldn't figure out what was going on with him!

Although it is said that the elderly are eager to be cared for, but...but can't we just speak up?Why did Mao insist on experimenting with this method?Isn't this a scam!

"What's the matter? Are you still angry? Come on, don't let me do it myself!" Seeing that Li Muyun was in a daze, Li Yuan kept urging him, showing a look of impatience.

Li Muyun mechanically pushed the steamed white meat in front of the little old man, and seeing the little old man eating happily, his heart moved, and he sighed and said, "Father, what do you think you can't just tell me? Why make such a fuss, I have been preparing for the whole afternoon, and I almost didn't have the final trump card."

"You still have a trump card?" Old Li Yuan raised his eyelids and said nonchalantly, "Come on, show it to me!"

"Really want to see?" Li Muyun asked uncertainly.

Li Yuan put down his chopsticks, which meant that if you don't take out the last thing, I won't eat it.

"Wait!" Seeing the little old man's attitude, Li Muyun got up and got up from his seat. When he came back not long ago, he took a food box in his hand, put it on the table and opened it. A steamed carp!
As soon as the fish was taken out, Li Muyun thought that the little old man would explode like thunder. Originally, because of its name, this fish had already been listed as a fish that was absolutely forbidden in the Tang Dynasty. No one saw it, let alone put it on the table after steaming.

Although the little old man said he was not an emperor, he was still a 'prince' after all. If the steamed carp was placed in front of him, if the old man didn't lose his temper, he would be considered a ghost.

But to Li Muyun's great surprise, not only did the little old man not get angry, but instead showed a long-suffering expression. After a while, he picked up a piece of fish meat with his chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth with a strange smile. He closed his eyes in satisfaction, After a long while, he said with emotion: "Okay, it still tastes like the original one. I haven't eaten this food for more than ten years. I don't know who said it at the beginning. This food represents the Li family's family. I can't eat it! Since then I will lose my fortune."

Li Muyun couldn't believe his ears. Seeing Li Yuan's flying chopsticks, he kindly reminded, "Father, do you know what kind of fish this is?"

"Carp, I'm not really stupid!" Li Yuan said nonchalantly.

"Knowing that you still dare to eat? Aren't you afraid of beheading?"

"What are you afraid of? When I was fighting, no one ate less of this food. If I were to kill my head, this Tang Dynasty would kill at least half of the people." Li Yuan stuffed a mouthful of fish again, ignoring that the people around him were already dumbstruck. Chen Mu pointed at the chopsticks and nodded Li Muyun: "But if we really want to talk about this matter, you are the culprit. If you didn't bring this fish up, how could I eat it? Are you right?"

Li Muyun had to admit that what Li Yuan said was right, if he really wanted to be held accountable, he would be the first to bear the brunt, but fortunately Shuozhou is a place where the mountains are high and the emperor is far away, so no one would be bored enough to go to Chang'an to sue because of a fish.

And Li Yuan, the little old man, seemed to enjoy his food too, sighed contentedly and continued: "Although you are not a good guy, you got a carp to piss me off, but it seems that I can satisfy my appetite. That's the end of the matter."

"Hey, thank you dad!" Li Muyun nodded bitterly.

Originally, he thought that if the little old man was persistent and refused to change his mind, he would take out steamed carp to stimulate the old man, but he didn't expect that the old man was just pretending, so everything that followed changed, and the carp plan naturally It became a failed plan.

It's just that the failure of the plan didn't make Li Muyun feel anything. On the contrary, it was the boring experiment of Li Yuan, a little old man, that made him feel like a big head, and suddenly felt like coaxing a child.

Thinking back to the old saying that the older you get, the younger he still doesn't understand, but now it seems that this thing seems to be true, and the old man Li Yuan has a tendency to become smaller and smaller.

Thinking of this, Li Muyun couldn't help thinking of sending the old man back to Chang'an, and let him torment his own son. As for his adoptive son, forget it. For the sake of his own life, it's better to stay as far away from the old man as possible. Otherwise, who knows what monsters this old man will make next time!

(End of this chapter)