The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 43 The Kind Fatty Three

Now that they decided to save people, Li Muyun and Chen Mu naturally wouldn't stay too long. After arranging the old Li Yuan's protection mechanism, the two set off together with the three fat men to the legendary Black Tiger Village.

All the way without talking, after a day and two nights of driving, the group of people finally arrived at the foot of the Black Tiger Village mentioned by the three fat men.

Looking up along the climbing path, one can vaguely see a figure passing away. It is estimated that it is the sentry under the cottage, who is rushing back to the cottage to report.

But fortunately, Li Muyun and Chen Mu were two masters of art, and they were not in a hurry when they saw that guy running back to the mountain. After looking at each other, they walked up the mountain like a car.

But when they walked up the mountain road for a while, the two stopped at the same time, and looked at each other suspiciously as they heard the faint sound of drum music in their ears.

"What's the situation? Is there any happy event on the mountain?" Li Muyun said while looking at the three fat people.

"No, I don't know!" The third fat man was very nervous, seeing Li Muyun looking at him, he immediately shook his head like a rattle.

"If you come, you will be safe. No matter what the situation is, just go up and have a look." Chen Mu looked up at the top of the mountain, with his hand on the handle of the horizontal knife, his face was a little cloudy.

Li Muyun saw the reaction of the two of them, and also felt that the discussion on the halfway up the mountain would not yield any results, so he simply stopped thinking about it and continued walking towards the top of the mountain.

Not long after, the three of them turned a corner, and a majestic stockade appeared in front of their eyes.

I saw that village, among other things, the height of the village gate alone is about three feet, and the width has reached the limit of a so-called gate. From a distance, people can't believe that it is the gate of a fake village. .

And at the gate of the stockade, a group of people was standing at this time, the leader was a man in his thirties, with a huge red flower tied with red silk tied on his chest, coupled with that black face, he looked very respectable. Eye-catching and coquettish.

Li Muyun looked at everything in front of him in surprise. In his impression, bandits should use some secret words when they meet, such as: Heavenly King Gaidihu, or Moha Moha or something.But in the end, there was a man dressed in such a different way in front of him, which made Li Muyun wonder if the bandits in Datang had changed their rules, and it was popular to wear red and colorful clothes when they met each other?

While hesitating, Li Muyun couldn't help looking at Chen Mu beside him.

But he found that Chen Mu was worse than himself. He was dumbfounded when he saw the man, with a silver line dripping from the corner of his mouth without realizing it, as if he had seen something incredible.

Just when Li Muyun was about to push Chen Mu to wake up, the man at the gate of the village suddenly laughed and greeted him, and turned Li Muyunlei's people on their backs with one sentence: "Hahaha..., this must be my brother-in-law, come on, come on, Let me introduce you to the brothers."

Brother-in-law?Who?Unable to restrain himself, Li Muyun turned his head and looked behind him, thinking that he was blocking someone's way?Hence the misunderstanding.

After all, I heard the sound of drums when I went up the mountain. It is very likely that this cottage is having a wedding, and I and others happened to meet it.

However, to his disappointment, there was no one else behind him except for the big face of the third fat man with a very miserable smile.

What's the situation?Li Muyun, who found no one behind him, turned his head quickly, and turned to the flirtatious man, and heard the man's heroic voice: "Brother-in-law, don't look, the one calling for brother is you!"

Li Muyun was completely confused this time, even though he had six degree certificates, it was still difficult to understand facing such a situation.

So at the moment, I didn't care about the purpose of coming to Heihu Village this time, and quickly clasped my fists and said, "Uh...here, this elder brother of the village owner, Li Muyun, is not your brother-in-law..."

"That's right, that's right, it's you, Li Muyun. Your father's name is Li Junhao, and your mother's name is Du Xiaoyun, so your name is Li Muyun, right?" Although the man was asking a question, he used a positive tone. .

Li Muyun nodded blankly.

Indeed, that flamboyant man was right, the body he occupied, his father was indeed Li Junhao, and his mother was indeed Du Xiaoyun, as for the origin of the name...he was not quite sure about it.

Seeing Li Muyun nodding, the man became more and more happy. He laughed and said, "Look, that's right. Hey, it's thanks to the fat man behind you that I can recognize you. If it weren't for him, you Uncle, I almost thought you were already dead at the hands of those Turks!"

Um?Fatty?Realizing what happened, Li Muyun quickly turned his head and looked at the third fat man who was following him.

The fat face of the third fat man was smiling very obscenely at this time. Seeing Li Muyun looking at him, he smiled and said: "Muyun, you don't have to thank me. I know you have a tender face. I was afraid that you would be embarrassed, so I didn't tell you. The truth, I deliberately tricked you into coming here. But I did it out of good intentions. Since Mr. Su is thinking about his old relationship, I, as a brother, naturally have to cooperate. I can't look at your brother I've been fooling around all day, you mean!"

"Thank you? I thank you bastard! I took good care of you and wanted to make you rich, but you and an outsider lied to me?" Li Muyun was so angry that the three fat people laughed, and twisted his neck.

And at this moment, Chen Mu also came back to his senses, and saw this guy stammered like he had seen a ghost, and said to the fluffy guy: "You, you, you are...".

"Those two blunt guys are your subordinates, right?" Seeing that Chen Mu knew him, the man was not surprised, he glanced at him with some disdain and said, "I will return those two boys to you later, You take them and leave quickly. Tsk, if it wasn’t for the younger sister of a certain family who wants to get married, you must kill the two of them to formalize the army code!”

"Yes, yes!" Under Li Muyun's strange gaze, although Chen Mu was scolded by the man like the third grandson, he didn't even dare to fart, nodded and stepped aside.

What's the situation? This is it?Wasn't this guy awesome when he first arrived?How did it change in the blink of an eye?
And who is this bandit leader?Is it so awesome?It's not ridiculous to kill people to enforce military law?

Besides, didn't Chen Mu earn a living in the court?How is it possible to know a bandit?And it seems to be terribly scared?What the hell is going on here?

Li Muyun's mind was in a mess, completely bewildered by everything in front of him, the only thought left in his mind was: run, the farther you run, the better!After all, things like pizza falling from the sky never happen in the real world, and things like falling wives from the sky are not necessarily a good thing.

As for that damn 'good hearted' fat man..., a bastard bastard, if he still has 'life' to go back, he must beat his shit out!
(End of this chapter)