The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 453 Almost Got Chopped

Although Li Shimin didn't have any obsession with cleanliness, a few veins popped out of his forehead when he thought of the muddy and stinking black pig.

Li Muyun, it's Li Muyun again, I haven't seen that bastard come to hang out with me for several days, Li Shimin guessed that the kid must be holding back some bad water, and now he saw that it was indeed the case.

"Come on, go and bring Li Muyun to me!" The more he thought about it, the more angry His Majesty Li Er simply stopped brushing his teeth, and directly ordered to find some bastard who dared to trick him. As for Chang Le who offered a toothbrush... Well, Changle was automatically ignored by Li Er.

When Li Muyun was brought in front of Li Er, his face was completely bewildered, as if he didn't know what happened: "Your Majesty, are you looking for me?"

The great Tang Emperor suppressed the nausea in his heart, put the toothbrush in front of Li Muyun, gritted his molars and asked: "You made this thing? Can you tell me what it is made of? "

"Toothbrush?" Li Muyun blinked, and said truthfully: "Your Majesty, this thing is indeed made by the minister, and the main materials are bamboo chips and pig bristles."

"Why did you give this thing to me? You, do you know that this is a deception!" Li Shimin looked at the innocent person, and he was ready to kill.

Li Muyun was not frightened by Li Er, but instead said solemnly: "Your Majesty, why don't you listen to my minister's calculation for you first?"

"Forget it, you do the math, if you can't figure it out, I will hang your head on the city gate!"

Li Shimin was almost going crazy with anger. He knew his daughter would not come up with such a way to deceive him. The reason why he brought the toothbrush made of pig hair to him must be under the instigation of others. .And this 'other' could not be anyone other than Li Muyun, a bad guy with sores on his head and pus on his feet.

Therefore, if this daring boy is not given some education, Li Er will feel ashamed of all the people in the world.

And just when Li Er was thinking about how to torment Li Muyun when he turned around, the boy's hateful voice came from his ear: "Your Majesty, my Tang Dynasty has nearly 3000 million people, think about it, if each person buys a toothbrush , Even if a toothbrush costs one penny, that’s an income of [-] guan, and toothbrushes can’t be sold so cheaply, even if we sell it for three pennies, we can earn [-] guan a year.”

"And Your Majesty, the toothbrush is a consumable, and no one can use it for a lifetime. Basically, it will be useless in less than a year. So it means that this thing can generate an income of [-] guan every year."

After listening to Li Muyun's explanation, Li Er couldn't help becoming more angry, pointing at his nose and cursing: "One hundred thousand guan a year? You are already very rich now, right? You still need this [-] guan? For one hundred thousand guan, You let me brush my teeth with pig hair, you..."

Just when Li Shimin was about to ask someone to beat Li Muyun out and drag him to death, someone's innocent voice reached his ears: "Your Majesty, this business belongs to Princess Changle, not mine!"

"Huh?! Toothbrush is Changle's business?" Li Er was stunned for a moment, suddenly feeling like he had suffered from being dumb.

Li Muyun nodded heavily, took Li Er's words, and said with certainty and affirmation: "Your Majesty, it is indeed Princess Changle's business, so you have to take care of this boss. Only when you see that you are using it, the adult below will do it." Use it, if the adults below use it, the common people will use it, do you think this is the reason?!"

Li Shimin nodded mechanically, one hundred thousand guan a year, this money is really not a small amount, he traveled so far this time, it is estimated that he will not spend [-] thousand guan, if he has an income of [-] thousand guan a year, wouldn't it be a lot of money every year? You can come out and play around!
As for the toothbrush business belonging to Changle, that’s just how it is said. How can a little girl’s business of [-] yuan a year be safely handed over to her? In the end, it’s not up to Empress Changsun to control it. What is the difference between what the queen controls and what Lao Li controls personally.

Thinking of this, Li Er looked down at the toothbrush he was holding in his hand, his eyes became eager, he raised his hand and stuffed it into his mouth and poked it a few times. Lightning flashes and thunder changed into a clear sky: "Come here, Changle has a good filial piety, a pair of jade rewards, a crested gold hairpin, a jade pendant, a hundred pieces of silk and satin, and a hundred taels of gold!"

Has this attitude changed too quickly?As soon as I heard that the business was owned by my family, I immediately changed my face!
"Huh?! Why are you still here? Didn't you say you're going to Shuozhou today? Why don't you prepare?!" Li Shimin finally noticed Li Muyun's existence again after ordering someone to reward Changle with a bunch of good things.

"Your Majesty, that toothbrush was researched by me. Do you think it is..." Li Muyun squeezed several fingers together and rubbed them randomly a few times, with obvious intentions.

Li Shimin has seen his move a long time ago, and even if he hasn't seen it, how can he not understand what he wants to do after hearing the meaning of his words, but for some reason, he feels angry when he sees his appearance.

So he didn't talk nonsense with him, snorted and said: "Why, do you think that I will let you bewitch Changle just because of this small amount of money? You dare to ask me for a reward, do you think I really don't know how to beat you?" ?”

"Your Majesty, one hundred thousand pennies a year, you can give me some sweets, don't you!" Li Muyun had already seen from Li Er's attitude that he didn't intend to pursue the matter further, and he became more courageous, so he continued to follow him. bargain.

"Hmph, Li Muyun, the heart of Changle belongs to you, so I was bewitched by you, but I am not Changle, and I am not so easily bewitched by you. With an income of [-] yuan a year, do you think those who are too poor to eat People will really spend money to buy this thing? Do you think I am a fool?"

Li Muyun followed behind Li Er very doggedly, and pushed the eunuch Lao Long aside: "Your Majesty, although some ordinary people don't know how to buy toothbrushes, nobles and wealthy businessmen will buy them, and in order to show their status, they can't just buy some bamboo. You can get some gold and jade toothbrushes for sale, isn’t this kind of toothbrush more expensive than tens of thousands of ordinary toothbrushes!”

"No, no, I won't be fooled by you. You've put your mind in the wrong place!" Li Shimin turned his head and glanced at Li Muyun, and continued in a good mood: "But, if you promise me a condition, maybe I I'll think about rewarding you with something."

Li Er originally thought that Li Muyun would ask him what the conditions were, but just as he finished speaking, a certain person stood still, clasped his fists and bowed to the ground: "Your Majesty, I suddenly realized that there are still some things I haven't prepared, so I will leave."

(End of this chapter)