The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 49 Your Whole Family Are Pigs
"Crazy?" In the darkness, Li Muyun curled his lips: "I'm in a bad mood today, you'd better not mess with me. Besides, if you can't make a fire with your own ability before dawn, don't blame me Play hard."

"You, what do you want to do?" Chen Mu was taken aback by Li Muyun in the dark, he felt the hairs on his back stand on end, and felt that he was far more dangerous than in the daytime.

"Do whatever I ask you to do. From now on, it's best not to talk nonsense with me." After finishing speaking, Li Muyun turned around and walked away, returning to the fire that he had just lit, without worrying at all whether Chen Mu and the others would Attack him from behind.

Su Wanqing was taken aback by Li Muyun's actions just now. Seeing him come back now, she couldn't help but asked a little worriedly: "You, what's wrong?"

Li Muyun casually added some hay to the fire to make the fire more prosperous, and at the same time said with hatred: "It's nothing, I just can't understand how lazy they all are."

Su Wanqing stopped talking, stared blankly at the fire, and suddenly realized that she really didn't understand her nominal fiancé.

And Li Muyun didn't seem to have much interest in talking. Seeing that the fire was getting more and more intense, he began to break some branches from the tree and put them on the fire until the fire was completely ignited. Then he said to Su Wanqing: "Don't move here. I'm going to get some food."

"En!" Su Wanqing nodded, it's rare that there is a bonfire in the forest, even if someone drives her away now, she won't leave.

Although this girl has the name of the eldest lady of Heihuzhai, she also has good martial arts skills, but when it comes to Jianghu experience, it can be said that she has mastered nine of ten and knows nothing.

So when she was alone in an unfamiliar environment, she no longer cared about finding someone to settle accounts with, and Li Muyun became the only person she could rely on, even though the relationship between them was just that certain person A marriage certificate that does not agree.

And what about Li Muyun?His idea is very simple. Since this girl is Su Lie's younger sister, he must never marry her. After all, she has a big family and a big business, and he is just a poor guy. It's not sure who will marry her. Woolen cloth.

Moreover, he owns six degree certificates and wants to become a bandit king. How could he marry someone so easily? In the future, his son will take someone else's surname, and he can't afford to be ashamed.

With such thoughts in mind, Li Muyun sincerely wanted to reject this marriage. He would rather not have a beauty than throw himself into the vast world.

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Half an hour later, Li Muyun came back, holding a skinned rabbit in his hand, looking bloody at the unspeakable bloodiness.

"It's too dark, I can't find any other prey, so let's just use it." After threading the rabbit on the newly found branches, Li Muyun said to Su Wanqing who was pondering with the rope bow.

"That..." Su Wanqing raised her head, looked at Li Muyun who was turning over roasted rabbit meat and hesitated for a moment: "What is this for?"

"It's not very useful, it's just for speeding up the rotation. It's okay if you don't use it, but your hands will be very tired." Li Muyun turned his head and glanced, and said casually.

It has to be said that beautiful women are treated preferentially. If Su Wanqing was as tall as a flower, she would definitely be punched with old punches at this time. How could she get Li Muyun's tireless explanation.

"Can I try?" After a moment of silence, Su Wanqing said suddenly.

"What?" Li Muyun was stunned for a moment, but soon realized what the beautiful woman beside him was saying, so he nodded and said, "Try it, everything is there, just remember not to use too much force."

"En!" For some reason, seeing Li Muyun agreed, Su Wanqing felt a kind of joy from the bottom of her heart, her little head clicked quickly, she grabbed the wood chips and cut branches that had just been thrown aside, and began to tinker.

Drilling wood to make fire seems simple, but it is not so easy to operate in practice. The most important point is the choice of the fire starter, and the second is the protection of the initial spark.

Under Li Muyun's guidance, Su Wanqing still spent nearly half an hour to create a little spark, but because she was too excited, she blew it out in one breath.

But fortunately, he mastered the method, and finally lit the fire after two more attempts.

"Wow, wow, Muyun, look, look..." The excited little girl completely forgot that she wanted to trouble Li Muyun, and after the fire started, she kept screaming happily.

"That's great, it seems that you have the basic qualities to be a bandit!" Li Muyun smiled and handed the roasted rabbit meat to the little girl, but unconsciously glanced at the four soil turtles who were busy not far away .

"Thank you!" Hearing Li Muyun's compliment, Su Wanqing's eyes turned into crescents, and she took the rabbit meat he handed over very naturally.

Li Muyun smiled back at the little girl, and then said: "Eat slowly, I'll go over there and have a look."

have a look?Su Wanqing looked in the direction of Li Muyun's finger, and immediately saw the blurred figures of four busy people. It wasn't until then that she remembered that there were four unlucky bastards who were practicing life.

And speaking of unlucky, San Fatty and Chen Mu were really unlucky enough. Because they were a little far away from Li Muyun just now, they didn't know the details of how to make fire by drilling wood. They only knew that they needed two branches and Two pieces of wood and a rope.

You know, although drilling wood to make fire is simple, there are certain skills. If you don't know the tricks, even if you are given all the tools, you may not be able to make fire.

The three fat guys are now facing such a dilemma. Although they have got everything in order, they have not made a small hole in the wood, so that the contact surface between the constantly rotating branches in their hands and the wood chips is too small. , No matter how fast it turns, it is useless at all.

"Pigs, you are a bunch of pigs! After such a long time, even pigs have learned it!" Li Muyun walked up to the four of them, looked at the four buttocks, and kicked them up with a few kicks. No grammatical errors were found in this sentence.

Chen Mu, who was kicked by Li Muyun, jumped up, threw away the things in his hand, and cursed angrily: "Li Muyun, your uncle! You are a person who values ​​sex and despises friends. You only care about teaching your wife, but you don't tell me. No matter what we do with this thing, you are deliberately cheating me."

And just when Li Muyun was about to teach Chen Mu another lesson, a stone fell from a distance, accompanied by Su Wanqing's scolding: "Li Muyun, you are the pig, and your whole family is a pig!"

(End of this chapter)