The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 5 The Unpromising Thing
The meal at Li Muyun's house was the most memorable meal in Li Yuan's life, to the point that two hours after the meal, hiccups and farts smelled like carrots.

The more the old man Li Yuan thought about it, the more he felt uncomfortable. He suddenly grabbed Li Muyun who was cleaning the room at the other end: "Boy, you must have done it on purpose, right? Did you mean to run this old man away on purpose?"

"What?" Li Muyun was holding a box and turned around in a daze.

Li Muyun's house is not big, no different from an ordinary farm house. A house is divided into three rooms, with the kitchen in the middle and bedrooms in the middle.

But because the parents in this upper body had passed away, the other room was vacant, and after a long time, it became Li Muyun's warehouse.

Now that there is an old man who is reluctant to leave at home, Li Muyun has no choice but to tidy up another room that is used as a warehouse, otherwise he can only sleep in the kitchen.

"Don't pretend to be confused for the old man, the old man tells you, this trick is useless, don't think that the old man will be fooled by you." Li Yuan snorted, as if he was playing tricks on Li Muyun deliberately.

Li Muyun reacted for a while before he figured out what the old man was going crazy. He found a place to put the box in his hand, and sat down on it: "I said dear father. Take a look inside and outside our house, we are all poor The J,, 8 rang the bell, what else can I eat if I don’t eat carrots!”

"Pfft." Maybe because Li Muyun's description was funny, a smile appeared on the serious Li Yuan, and he found a place to sit down casually: "I think you are not young now, do you have any expectations for the future? Think about it in the future." What to do?"

Do something?Li Muyun's eyes were a little erratic. He used to be a killer, and it can be said that he knew nothing but killing people. Although he had read a lot of books, they were not very useful in this era of Tang Dynasty.

Tired of the life-and-death life of a killer, Li Muyun actually just wanted to live his life in a mediocre way, even if he ate carrots every day for meetings. Anyway, in the era he was familiar with, he had eaten something a hundred times worse than carrots.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Li Yuan became more interested and raised his chin: "You don't just want to mess around like this, do you? Will you be a commoner in the future? Your son and grandson will continue to face the loess and back in the future." Life in heaven?"

"I was originally a commoner, and I don't think there is anything wrong with being a commoner. No matter how brilliant I live my whole life, I will be nothing but Huangtu Yipei after death." Li Muyun took a deep breath, looked at Li Yuan and continued: " I know you are a big shot, although I don't know why you recognize me as your son, but I may have let you down."

Li Yuan laughed suddenly, and pointed at Li Muyun: "You are a nice person, very smart and not greedy, but you just seem too old-fashioned. When the old man is your age, he will never be so old-fashioned."

"Maybe it has something to do with the name." Li Muyun laughed at himself.

Muyun, Mu is the envious Mu, and the cloud is the cloud of the cloud.

So Li Muyun's dream is to be as free as the clouds in the sky, without any constraints.

After a long period of silence, Li Yuan and Li Muyun sat quietly. After a while, it was Xiao Li who broke the peace: "Actually, if we talk about dreams, I really have one, and that is raising pigs."

"Raising pigs?" Li Yuan frowned: "What are you doing raising that kind of dirty thing?"

Hog is the name for pigs in ancient times. It has the same pronunciation as feces. It has always been rejected by those rich and powerful families because pigs are too dirty.

However, Li Muyun didn't feel how dirty the thing was, instead, there was a hint of longing on his face: "Keep a few hogs at home, and I can kill one whenever I want to eat meat, and then eat meat in big pieces, in big bowls. drink wine."

Li Yuan looked at Li Muyun with strange eyes, he had to admit that he was disgusted by his appearance, thinking of those creatures covered in mud and feces, the old man had an urge to vomit.

Fortunately, Li Yuan held back in time, and gritted his teeth to help Li Muyun dispel the idea of ​​raising a pig: "You can't raise that one, it's too slow, it takes one to two years for a pig to grow, can you bear it?" ?”

Li Muyun was stunned for a moment, lowered his head to seriously think about Li Yuan's question, and shook his head after a while: "I can't help it."

"Then don't raise pigs, change to another." Li Yuan took the opportunity to say.

"Then go hunting. I know there are wild hogs in the mountains. When I want to eat them in the future, I will go to the mountains and hunt one, get it back and peel it off, then eat the meat in large pieces and drink in big bowls."

Li Yuan looked at Li Muyun helplessly, clicked his tongue and said, "You kid had a grudge against hog in your previous life, didn't you?"

"You don't know the price of firewood if you are not in charge of the family. Now big animals like cows, horses, and donkeys have household registrations and cannot be slaughtered randomly. Sheep have no taels of meat in their bodies, so how can they be eaten? There's a lot of meat." Li Muyun didn't seem to understand another meaning in what the old man Li Yuan said, and he still couldn't forget about pork.

"Hey!" Li Yuan really had no choice but to wake him up with Li Muyun: "Actually, I have a better way out, do you want to hear it?"

"Oh?" Li Muyun's eyes lit up.

"Go and become an official. An official is the most promising." Li Yuan said.

After listening to Li Yuan's suggestion, Li Muyun, who was originally in high spirits, showed a disdainful expression on his face, curled his lips and said, "You can put it down, the boss in the county just said that he only has five stones of food a month. According to the present With the price of grain at five renminbi and a dou, he can earn 250 renminbi a month, let alone eating meat, drinking wind would be a problem.”

"You worthless thing, in your eyes, you are only a ninth-rank master, right? Why don't you think about a seventh-rank county magistrate? Why don't you think about a fourth-rank assassin? Why don't you think about it?" What about the first-rank prince?"

After being despised by Li Muyun, Li Yuan completely exploded.

The person under his protection turned out to have the greatest ideal of being the next county magistrate Bo, what a joke it was spread.

Thinking of him, Li Yuan is the Supreme Emperor, and the adopted son he recognizes is at least a county king or something, so he is a prince. As a result, his biggest ideal is to be a pig breeder, so that he can eat meat. It's so crazy.

But Li Muyun didn't see why Li Yuan was angry at all, it was because the old god was sitting there picking the mud from his nails.

At this time, a little girl who looked like a porcelain doll suddenly ran in from outside, rushed to Li Muyun and cried in a crying voice: "Brother Muyun, I, I don't want to leave you, I don't want to go up the mountain with master , I want to be your bride..."

bride?Looking at the little girl who is only six or seven years old snuggling beside Li Muyun?Old Li Yuan was struck by lightning immediately, and he looked at Li Muyun with deep disdain.

Li Muyun was also taken aback by the little girl, he groaned for a long time, glanced at the old man sitting aside who was despising him, and suddenly said: "Girl, what brother is missing now is an old lady, not a bride!"

　It’s too troublesome for pigs to come and go, so they will all be changed to pigs in the future
　　
　
(End of this chapter)