The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 65 Chicken Flying Eggs
Chapter 65 Chicken Flying Eggs
Fate is not a potter's wheel, fate is not a vat, no, wrong.
Destiny is actually a bastard, and an unreasonable bastard at that. Looking at the more than 50 people lined up outside, looking at the countless iron bars on the ground, and raising his sore arm, Blacksmith Zhong thought so more than once .
Ever since he was tricked into going up the mountain by that guy named Chen Mu three days ago, blacksmith Zhong started his life of forging iron pieces, and not only that, he was also responsible for nailing the iron piece to the horse's hoof after forging.
Of course, don’t think horseshoe nailing is so simple, because horseshoes are actually like human fingernails. It has a layer of cuticle that keeps growing. If you want to nail horseshoes on, you have to flatten it.
But a horse is not a human being, so if you tell it not to move, it will stay still. In order to nail the horseshoe to the horse, Zhong Blacksmith has been kicked away by the horse more than once, and lost four teeth because of it. Enjoying both mental and physical pleasure..., and there are dozens of jerks waiting for him outside the door.
"Well, I said Old Zhong. People say that the wisdom of the working people is infinite. Why don't you think you have a brain?" Just as Zhong Blacksmith approached a horse tremblingly, he was about to turn the horse's hoof over to the horse. When the ancestor was doing his nails, Li Muyun walked over with his hands clasped.
"Sir, Shaozhai Master..." Zhong Tiejiang wanted to cry, but there was only one thought in his mind, that he was here to make trouble.
As a matter of fact, Li Muyun was really just here to watch the excitement. Looking at the blacksmith's mouth with four missing teeth, he wanted to have fun, and thought he deserved it, who told you to get twenty iron for me last time? I only charge ten cents for the film.
In the end, she followed along. Ting'er, who was abandoned by the bear hunter Su Wanqing, couldn't stand it any longer, and said weakly: "Master Muyun, why don't you give him some advice, look how pitiful Uncle Zhong is."
Poor?Li Muyun looked at Blacksmith Zhong, and saw that this guy had a big toothless mouth, and his face was black and gray... It seemed so pitiful.
"Okay, for your sake." Finally, Li Muyun nodded. He snapped his fingers with a 'snap' and attracted two minions: "You two, go and get a bigger shelf, it should be about ten feet high and stronger."
"Hey, good!" The two minions agreed and flew away.
……
After a short time, the frame made of a few thick timbers was carried back by some minions. Li Muyun went into battle himself and hung four leather ropes on the beams of the frame.
Two of them pass through the horse's lower abdomen horizontally, stabilizing the horse's body, and the other one nests into a sheath, folds the horse's leg that needs to be hoofed along the joint, then puts it in, and then lifts the noose up , Now the horse's leg that was folded over could not move.
A very simple set of things, but it solved a big problem. After seeing that there was no danger of being kicked, the minions completed the repair work of the horseshoe independently without the need of a clock blacksmith, and then got a few nails and a small hammer , "Papapa" a few times, a horseshoe will be dealt with.
Because of the working method like a rolling water line, the progress of the project has been greatly accelerated. Blacksmith Zhong is only in charge of forging iron, while the minions are in charge of their own horses. In a short time, seven or eight horses have put on new clothes. Shoes, crackling for a walk in the small square.
……
After finishing all this, Li Muyun thought it was time to calm down, and was planning to go to a quiet place to have a rest, when he saw Su Wanqing riding a horse with Xiao Qizui, the 'fox fairy' girl (book friend Xiao Qi) Drunk 0.01KM cameo), and a group of attendants came back angrily.
"What's the matter? Was it kicked out by the bear? Or didn't even see the bear?" Li Muyun, who was in a good mood, looked at Su Wanqing's girl and joked.
"Hmph, talking while standing up doesn't hurt your back!" Su Wanqing glared at Li Muyun, jumped off her horse and said angrily, "That bear is a male bear, and it's too big. After following it for three days, I'm not sure that I can kill it." kill it."
"You can dig a trap, or else we all go up together and beat it up in groups. It's just a bear. It's not as smart as you." Li Muyun said with a smile.
"It's easy to say, if only it were that simple, you know, I promised my father that I would give him a complete bear skin." Su Wanqing pouted her lips and puffed her cheeks. .
Li Muyun looked at Su Yatou's small figure and couldn't help but want to tease her, so he said with a chuckle, "Well... Actually, I have a good idea."
"What way?" Su Wanqing asked hastily.
In fact, the main purpose of her coming back this time was to ask Li Muyun for a solution, and now that Li Muyun took the initiative to speak, Su Yatou was naturally very happy.
Under Su Yatou's expectant gaze, Li Muyun coughed, and said slowly, "Actually, you can wait for him to die of old age!"
"Li Mu Yun! You want to die, don't you!" Su Wanqing, who knew she had been tricked, finally lost her temper and shouted every word.
……
Li Muyun finally knew what it meant to shoot himself in the foot. After being runaway, Su Yatou chased him half a mountain with an arrow, and had to agree to countless unequal treaties, including the one of catching bears.
God is pitiful, in future generations, not to mention bears in the mountains, even rabbits can be regarded as protected animals. Well, who would hunt that thing? Even if Li Muyun is a killer, he has never hunted a bear with bare hands. things.
……
Fortunately, Li Muyun has one advantage, that is observation ability, after several days of observation, he really found the weakness of the blind black bear - that is, he likes to imitate other people's movements.
After mastering this characteristic of black bears, Li Muyun, who had a bad stomach, had a wicked idea as soon as he rolled his eyes.
……
The thick tree that was hugged by two people was sawed off at the root, and then the root was split in half, and then propped open with a wooden wedge.
Li Muyun straddled the tree stump, holding a stone in his hand and kept smashing it, as if he was smashing something, and then took a handful with his hand and put it on his mouth, as if he was eating something.
After a quarter of an hour, Li Muyun got up and walked to the distance, slowly hiding behind the woods.
……
The silly black bear observed very carefully. It was looking for something to fill its stomach and prepare to hibernate. It also wanted to eat, but the human seemed to have many companions, and it didn't seem easy to deal with, so the black bear didn't plan to Eat up Li Muyun.
However, this does not mean that it is not curious about the behavior of that human being.
So after Li Muyun left, the black bear resolutely straddled the tree stump, and the object naturally drooped in the gap where the tree stump was propped open. Then, the black bear grabbed the stone thrown by Li Muyun on the ground, and lifted it high. Smashed down with a wooden wedge.
"Aw..." The scream of the giant bear sounded heartbreaking.
A group of minions gathered around the tree clamped their legs reflexively, and the image of the thing being clamped into meatloaf appeared freely in their minds.
(End of this chapter)
Fate is not a potter's wheel, fate is not a vat, no, wrong.
Destiny is actually a bastard, and an unreasonable bastard at that. Looking at the more than 50 people lined up outside, looking at the countless iron bars on the ground, and raising his sore arm, Blacksmith Zhong thought so more than once .
Ever since he was tricked into going up the mountain by that guy named Chen Mu three days ago, blacksmith Zhong started his life of forging iron pieces, and not only that, he was also responsible for nailing the iron piece to the horse's hoof after forging.
Of course, don’t think horseshoe nailing is so simple, because horseshoes are actually like human fingernails. It has a layer of cuticle that keeps growing. If you want to nail horseshoes on, you have to flatten it.
But a horse is not a human being, so if you tell it not to move, it will stay still. In order to nail the horseshoe to the horse, Zhong Blacksmith has been kicked away by the horse more than once, and lost four teeth because of it. Enjoying both mental and physical pleasure..., and there are dozens of jerks waiting for him outside the door.
"Well, I said Old Zhong. People say that the wisdom of the working people is infinite. Why don't you think you have a brain?" Just as Zhong Blacksmith approached a horse tremblingly, he was about to turn the horse's hoof over to the horse. When the ancestor was doing his nails, Li Muyun walked over with his hands clasped.
"Sir, Shaozhai Master..." Zhong Tiejiang wanted to cry, but there was only one thought in his mind, that he was here to make trouble.
As a matter of fact, Li Muyun was really just here to watch the excitement. Looking at the blacksmith's mouth with four missing teeth, he wanted to have fun, and thought he deserved it, who told you to get twenty iron for me last time? I only charge ten cents for the film.
In the end, she followed along. Ting'er, who was abandoned by the bear hunter Su Wanqing, couldn't stand it any longer, and said weakly: "Master Muyun, why don't you give him some advice, look how pitiful Uncle Zhong is."
Poor?Li Muyun looked at Blacksmith Zhong, and saw that this guy had a big toothless mouth, and his face was black and gray... It seemed so pitiful.
"Okay, for your sake." Finally, Li Muyun nodded. He snapped his fingers with a 'snap' and attracted two minions: "You two, go and get a bigger shelf, it should be about ten feet high and stronger."
"Hey, good!" The two minions agreed and flew away.
……
After a short time, the frame made of a few thick timbers was carried back by some minions. Li Muyun went into battle himself and hung four leather ropes on the beams of the frame.
Two of them pass through the horse's lower abdomen horizontally, stabilizing the horse's body, and the other one nests into a sheath, folds the horse's leg that needs to be hoofed along the joint, then puts it in, and then lifts the noose up , Now the horse's leg that was folded over could not move.
A very simple set of things, but it solved a big problem. After seeing that there was no danger of being kicked, the minions completed the repair work of the horseshoe independently without the need of a clock blacksmith, and then got a few nails and a small hammer , "Papapa" a few times, a horseshoe will be dealt with.
Because of the working method like a rolling water line, the progress of the project has been greatly accelerated. Blacksmith Zhong is only in charge of forging iron, while the minions are in charge of their own horses. In a short time, seven or eight horses have put on new clothes. Shoes, crackling for a walk in the small square.
……
After finishing all this, Li Muyun thought it was time to calm down, and was planning to go to a quiet place to have a rest, when he saw Su Wanqing riding a horse with Xiao Qizui, the 'fox fairy' girl (book friend Xiao Qi) Drunk 0.01KM cameo), and a group of attendants came back angrily.
"What's the matter? Was it kicked out by the bear? Or didn't even see the bear?" Li Muyun, who was in a good mood, looked at Su Wanqing's girl and joked.
"Hmph, talking while standing up doesn't hurt your back!" Su Wanqing glared at Li Muyun, jumped off her horse and said angrily, "That bear is a male bear, and it's too big. After following it for three days, I'm not sure that I can kill it." kill it."
"You can dig a trap, or else we all go up together and beat it up in groups. It's just a bear. It's not as smart as you." Li Muyun said with a smile.
"It's easy to say, if only it were that simple, you know, I promised my father that I would give him a complete bear skin." Su Wanqing pouted her lips and puffed her cheeks. .
Li Muyun looked at Su Yatou's small figure and couldn't help but want to tease her, so he said with a chuckle, "Well... Actually, I have a good idea."
"What way?" Su Wanqing asked hastily.
In fact, the main purpose of her coming back this time was to ask Li Muyun for a solution, and now that Li Muyun took the initiative to speak, Su Yatou was naturally very happy.
Under Su Yatou's expectant gaze, Li Muyun coughed, and said slowly, "Actually, you can wait for him to die of old age!"
"Li Mu Yun! You want to die, don't you!" Su Wanqing, who knew she had been tricked, finally lost her temper and shouted every word.
……
Li Muyun finally knew what it meant to shoot himself in the foot. After being runaway, Su Yatou chased him half a mountain with an arrow, and had to agree to countless unequal treaties, including the one of catching bears.
God is pitiful, in future generations, not to mention bears in the mountains, even rabbits can be regarded as protected animals. Well, who would hunt that thing? Even if Li Muyun is a killer, he has never hunted a bear with bare hands. things.
……
Fortunately, Li Muyun has one advantage, that is observation ability, after several days of observation, he really found the weakness of the blind black bear - that is, he likes to imitate other people's movements.
After mastering this characteristic of black bears, Li Muyun, who had a bad stomach, had a wicked idea as soon as he rolled his eyes.
……
The thick tree that was hugged by two people was sawed off at the root, and then the root was split in half, and then propped open with a wooden wedge.
Li Muyun straddled the tree stump, holding a stone in his hand and kept smashing it, as if he was smashing something, and then took a handful with his hand and put it on his mouth, as if he was eating something.
After a quarter of an hour, Li Muyun got up and walked to the distance, slowly hiding behind the woods.
……
The silly black bear observed very carefully. It was looking for something to fill its stomach and prepare to hibernate. It also wanted to eat, but the human seemed to have many companions, and it didn't seem easy to deal with, so the black bear didn't plan to Eat up Li Muyun.
However, this does not mean that it is not curious about the behavior of that human being.
So after Li Muyun left, the black bear resolutely straddled the tree stump, and the object naturally drooped in the gap where the tree stump was propped open. Then, the black bear grabbed the stone thrown by Li Muyun on the ground, and lifted it high. Smashed down with a wooden wedge.
"Aw..." The scream of the giant bear sounded heartbreaking.
A group of minions gathered around the tree clamped their legs reflexively, and the image of the thing being clamped into meatloaf appeared freely in their minds.
(End of this chapter)
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