The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 681 It's All Good Things

Regarding the fact that the pressurized water machine was blocked, Cheng Laohuo hid in the distance as if nothing had happened.

Li Muyun sat down on the pressurized water machine with his neck straightened, and cried loudly: "You bastards, I said that there is no cornucopia here, but you don't believe me, and now I broke my things, what do you say?" If you don’t pay, I will post your big-character posters.”

A group of old guys looked at each other in blank dismay, they were not as thick-skinned as Cheng Yaojin, and they were a little overwhelmed in embarrassment, just now they were blinded by the treasure, they did something stupid, they broke someone else's house, now they have to have someone Confession is not.

But if they were asked to explain this kind of thing, the old guys didn't know how to explain it. In the end, they all looked at Li Er with a bitter face, hoping that His Majesty the Emperor would come forward.

Li Shimin was a little disappointed when he found out that the pressurized water machine didn't spit out money, and he was also a little embarrassed to see Li Muyun messing around.

Originally, you said that you went to someone else's house for a visit, but in the end you broke the other person's things in front of the owner, so you can talk about it anywhere.

So His Majesty Li Er could only bite the bullet and stepped forward, and patted Li Muyun on the shoulder: "Okay, don't mess around, how much did you pay for this thing, just go to the inner mansion tomorrow to get the money."

"Really? Don't you have any jokes?" Li Muyun, who was rolling around, turned over and stood up.

Vaguely, His Majesty Li Er only felt that he seemed to have been fooled, but he is the emperor after all, and there is no reason to take back the water that was thrown out, so he nodded and said: "Of course it is a joke!"

Li Muyun got Li Er's affirmative answer, turned his head to search for a bit, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Old Xia, where did you die, Lao Xia, immediately go to the palace to find the steward of the inner palace and bring back five hundred copper coins. Drive more cars, speed, speed!"

If Li Er didn't know that he had been fooled at this time, then these decades would have been in vain. He opened his eyes and was about to get angry, but was stopped by the Empress Changsun next to him, and a soft voice came from his ear: "Your Majesty! , Forget it, just treat it as money for changing windows in the palace."

Otherwise, finding a good wife is better than anything else. Originally, Li Er felt that he would lose face by being fooled, but when Empress Changsun said this, he immediately gained face. The demeanor of the rich man looks really majestic.

Li Muyun naturally also heard the reminder from Empress Changsun, and smiled happily, stepped forward and bowed: "Thank you for your size! I will be free in a few days, and I will offer you another small gift."

Li Shimin snorted at the side, as if he was a little displeased with spending money but not getting the flattery he deserved: "Okay, Hugh is acting like a good boy here, what good things do you have in this house, take me to have a look."

Li Muyun glanced at the old guys standing not far away: "Uh..., there are good things, but, Brother Huang, we have agreed in advance, you can't let them break it for me again."

"Stop talking nonsense, let's not lead the way." Li Shimin's eyes were wide open, full of imperial air, but it was like agreeing to Li Muyun in disguise, that no one would ruin his things again.

Biogas, the new fuel of King Xiaoyao, looking at the light blue flame and the huge iron cylinder burning on it, Li Shimin is like Grandma Liu who has entered the Grand View Garden, grabbing Li Muyun: "What is this biogas? Yours!" What is that iron cylinder for?"

Li Muyun hesitated for a moment, then scratched his head and said: "Brother Huang, I won't talk about the origin of this methane gas, I guess you don't want to know, as for this iron cylinder, it is used to hold hot water for the use of everyone in the whole house." .”

Although he was surprised that Xiaoyao Palace's treatment would be so good, Li Er didn't think there was anything he didn't want to know, so he glanced at Li Muyun and said, "Boy, I'm really interested in that marsh gas."

"This..." Li Muyun rubbed his chin, paused and said resolutely: "Actually, the source of this methane gas is very simple. It is to find a big pond, put pig manure and human manure in it, and add some more..."

Before Li Muyun could continue talking, Li Shimin already felt nauseated, and waved his hand: "Stop, stop talking, I don't want to know."

Li Muyun was thinking of mischief together, so he didn't care if Li Er felt disgusted, he said to himself: "No, Brother Huang, I haven't finished talking yet, this methane has many uses, for example, methane is colorless and odorless when burned, and it can There is no pollution, and the most important thing is that the fermented raw materials can be used as fertilizer after use.”

After knowing the origin of the methane, every time Li Muyun mentioned the methane, Li Er would think of those stinky things, and immediately kicked his ass: "Li Muyun, you kid did it on purpose!"

Li Muyun really wanted to say yes, but in the end he gave up the idea, and took Li Er and others out of the boiler room in the backyard to visit other places.

When passing by a small courtyard in the backyard during the period, countless people watched a servant twist on a small thing, and then hot water flowed out of the small thing. Can't understand why.

Cheng Yaojin, as the vanguard, jumped out again at this time, unwilling to be outdone, pushed the servant out more than a foot away, and then began to twist the little thing, intermittently following the water flow, mixed with Cheng Goblin's very weird and devilish laughter.

His Majesty Li Er, who was dedicated to learning, pointed to the little thing that Lao Cheng twisted like a top and asked Li Muyun, "What is that?" A group of old guys pricked up their ears.

Li Muyun didn't know what Li Er was thinking, so he explained in a depressed way: "That's called a water tap, which means it can hold water in place."

Sure enough, after getting the answer, Li Erli said confidently: "Well, this thing will be installed in the palace later."

"promise!"

"What's that?" Abandoning Fairy Cheng, who was having a good time playing, everyone continued to move forward. Passing the kitchen, they saw a billowing thick smoke coming out of a round hole. There seemed to be something inside the hole. Constantly turning.

"That's called an exhaust fan, which can draw oily smoke and some stale air out of the room."

"Well, I will also install it for the palace later."

Passing by the latrine, Li Er's attention was drawn to the ceramic flush toilet. After using it, he pressed it lightly, and the water flowed straight down to clean up the filth. The whole latrine has no smell at all.

This time the biggest landlord in the Tang Dynasty didn't ask why, but just said lightly: "This palace also wants it."

Robbery, this is Hongguoguo's robbery, after a group of old guys wandered around, Li Muyun found that there was nothing they didn't want except people.

Flush toilets, faucets, exhaust fans, biogas tanks, pressurized water machines...not only Li Er, but also other old products that came after him.

What is different from Li Muyun is that after shopping around, the veterans can definitely be called lingering. Although these things are actually of no use to them, the feeling of being tall and tall is no matter what. Do not go.

In the bright study room, Li Er unsurprisingly occupied the main seat, Changsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling and others took guest seats, Cheng Yaojin and others also grabbed things like Jindun, and it was Li Muyun's turn, There is nothing else to sit on but a small mazza.

In order not to lose his position too much, Li Muyun simply stopped sitting, threw the ponytail outside the door, and stood there at the door, with a sincere smile on his face and said: "My lords, you are still satisfied with my house ?”

Changsun Wuji nodded, and said reservedly: "Well, it's still reasonable."

Li Muyun took advantage of the situation and asked: "Then...do you adults also want to have a house like this?"

No one spoke, and everyone was waiting for his next words, including Li Shimin who was sitting on the main seat. As for Empress Changsun, because of 'tiredness', she had already returned to the palace.

Li Muyun waited for a while, but no one answered. He smiled embarrassingly, rubbed his nose and continued, "Well, everyone should know that I have developed some villas on Lishan Mountain. It is complete, and there are veterans who retired from the Sixteenth Guards to take care of the security work, it is definitely a good place for vacation and leisure.”

Everyone looked at each other, unable to figure out what Li Muyun was going to do, no, it should be said that they knew what Li Muyun was doing, but they really couldn't figure out why this guy would bring it up at this time.

Only Cheng Yaojin asked carelessly: "I've said so much, I'm afraid it won't be cheap, right?"

Li Muyun cupped his hands and made a modest gesture: "Hehe, it's not too expensive. A building with an area of ​​[-] mu is [-]; a building with an area of ​​[-] mu is [-], and so on."

"Pfft..." Li Er, who was drinking tea, choked in an instant, and almost took a sip of tea into his nose: "How much?"

Li Muyun stretched out a finger: "Ten thousand guan, one hundred mu, five hundred mu is the smallest."

Li Er stretched out his finger and pointed at Li Muyun speechlessly: "You, what are you doing, kid? What's the use of asking for so much money!"

"Brother Huang, it's not what I want money for. You also know that in Lishan, it is very expensive to build a villa there. You say that I am building roads, building houses, hiring people, and transporting money." What is money, those houses are built, and my side is about to go bankrupt."

Changsun Wuji sighed, and said helplessly, "That can't be so expensive, can it?"

Li Muyun spread his hands, blinked his eyes innocently and said: "Master Changsun, the discount price of one mu is only [-] guan, which is already the price of conscience, if you don't start earlier, after a while, I'm afraid you won't be able to grab it .”

Can't grab it?Li Shimin suddenly thought as if he had thought of something, his expression became serious, he glanced at everyone and said: "Wuji, Xuanling, Wei Zheng stay here, the rest should leave."

(End of this chapter)