The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 7 Top Bandits
After hearing Li Muyun's thoughts, Li Yuan had a very strange expression on his face, and he really wanted to open his head to see what was inside.

Moreover, this was the first time someone had sincerely invited him to be a bandit in front of him, and it was an unprecedented experience for a frustrated old man like him.

So when he saw Li Muyun smug and ready to go at any time, Li Yuan blurted out and asked, "How did you survive till now!"

"What's wrong?" Li Muyun asked back in confusion.

Li Yuan didn't speak, the little loli Lin Ruoxi frowned and said a lesson: "It's a good life, but go to be a bandit, don't you know that when a bandit is caught, his head will be beheaded?"

"Tch, what's the matter, my adoptive father has a backer in the government, and the high officials in the county are afraid of him." Li Muyun nonchalantly pulled little Lori aside, and leaned closer to Li Yuan: "How is it?" Father-in-law, let's go to be bandits together, when the time comes, we will eat a large piece of meat, a large bowl of thirsty wine, and set up a big flag on the top of the mountain, and write a letter saying, "Do justice for the sky, rob the rich and give to the poor"..."

When it comes to being a bandit, Li Muyun's brows were beaming when he said it cracklingly, and Li Yuan's mind began to come alive when he heard it.

This old man has basically done everything in his life, but he has never tried to be a bandit (Li Mi was the one who went to Wagang Mountain back then, Qin Qiong and Cheng Yaojin also went to Wagang Mountain, and the biggest rebel leader Li Yuan He and Li Er have never had sex), now that Li Muyun is excited about what he is saying, he also begins to hesitate.

Another point is that the old Li Yuan's country was robbed by his son, so he took a deep breath in his heart. Although running away from home could add trouble to Li Er, after thinking about it, the old man felt that it was not enough.

Now hearing Li Muyun say that he went up to the mountain to become a bandit, this old man has really found a good way to cheat his son.

The majestic emperor actually ran to become a bandit. If such an unprecedented thing spread, it would be a shame to throw home.

But what does it matter, anyway, someone will be more ashamed than himself.

Thinking of this, the balance in old Li Yuan's heart was already tilted towards Li Muyun, and he looked at him with approval.

Thinking of the embarrassing look of that Nizi in Chang'an who ran away after receiving the news that his father had gone up to become a bandit, old Li Yuan once again had the urge to agree to Li Muyun immediately.

"Father, do you agree or not? I have even thought up the bandit song here, how about I sing it to you?" Li Muyun saw the indecisiveness of old Li Yuan and was anxious. Couldn't help urging.

"Song of the Bandit? What is that?" Old Li Yuan, who heard the Song of the Bandit for the first time, took his mind back from his wild thoughts.

"The heroic song, I made it up myself just now! Do you want to hear it, father-in-law?" Li Muyun shamelessly began to plagiarize.

Li Yuan nodded.

He is now more and more interested in Li Muyun. This guy's unconventional temperament is very suitable for old Li Yuan's current mood.

An old man who is cynical and just wants to vent his dissatisfaction, meets a strange killer who doesn't know the so-called future generations, and for a while he can be said to be a match in chess.

Just when old Li Yuan was unprepared, thinking that Li Muyun would act like those actors in a normal brothel for a while, there was a sudden howl of ghosts and wolves, which startled the old man severely.

"The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky look at the Big Dipper (hey, look at the Big Dipper, hey, look at the Big Dipper, hey hey Ilyo ah hey hey Ilyo)..."

Li Muyun groaned for a long time, and then continued under the eyes of old Li Yuan who wanted to kill people: "Let's go if we say go, you have me, you have everything (another meal)..."

Li Yuan's eyes were a little scattered and dull.

"When the road is injustice, let out a yell, and when it's time to take action, take action, rushing through Kyushu in a hurry (continue ouch)..."

For the more popular tunes of modern people, Li Yuan did not have any aesthetic feeling, but in the eyes of this old man, it just confirmed Li Muyun's ignorance.

Only the little girl Lin Ruoxi felt that Li Muyun sang well, she stood on the side and danced like a master shaking like a master (an embarrassing dance learned from Li Muyun).

Finally, after Li Muyun finished singing, he looked at Li Yuan anxiously as if waiting for his comment.

However, Li Yuan did not comment on this, and glanced at Li Muyun's slightly green face: "Since you want to be a bandit, have you considered what you can snatch?"

"Don't you always have contacts in the government? When the time comes, we will find out who raises pigs, and we will snatch them. When the time comes to snatch the pigs back to the mountain, we will eat big pieces of meat and drink in big bowls!"

Li Muyun said with a smile on his face, but he didn't know that Li Yuan's heart had changed.

At first, I thought that this kid would have great ambitions if he wanted to be a bandit. Even if he said to kill officials to rebel and overthrow Li Er's rule, Li Yuan was mentally prepared.

But Ya's biggest goal is to eat, and what he eats is pork, which is simply a great irony for Li Yuan's status as the Supreme Emperor.

so…….

"Crack" the furious Li Yuan slapped Li Muyun on the head: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat. What else do you know besides eating? If you eat, you can't find something good to eat. You also eat pigs. Why don't you eat it?" shit!"

"It's better to be a beggar than to be a bandit for you."

"You won't think about the Wagang Mountain back then, look at others, and then look at you!"

Li Muyun was beaten up by the furious old Li Yuan, and the little girl Lin Ruoxi hid aside and couldn't stop laughing.

It wasn't until the old man couldn't move anymore, and stopped wheezing and panting, that Li Muyun gave the little girl a hard look: "Next time I have something delicious, I won't give it to you again!"

Hearing about eating, the little girl backed away with lowered eyebrows, she didn't dare to be ashamed again, the young Lin Ruoxi never thought about it, she would go up the mountain with her master after today, even if Li Muyun had something delicious, she wanted to stay It's impossible for her.

Li Muyun also didn't realize this, and after scaring the little girl, he said to Li Yuan who was still sulking: "Father, it's not that I'm worthless, the key is that those famous bandits you mentioned are all gone now It was wiped out, as the saying goes, if a tree is beautiful, the wind will destroy it, and it is said that the rafters in the early years will rot first, and some people say that if you kill the stubborn, you will be drowned, and besides..."

"Stop, have you said enough, brat?" Hearing Li Muyun's metaphor, Li Yuan rolled his eyes charmingly.

"It's over." Li Muyun replied quickly.

"Since you've finished speaking, I will say a few words." Li Yuan snorted first, and then said domineeringly: "My son wants to be a bandit, so he naturally wants to be the best bandit. As for someone coming to trouble you , with Lao Tzu here, who would dare...!" Having said this, he stood up abruptly.

Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of "哐", accompanied by the old man's groan and the countless dust falling on the beams, the domineering and unparalleled old Li Yuan got up too hastily, and his brains directly hit the beams.

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