The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 704 Selling...shit?

"Hey, this seems to be true. My seedlings seem to be so tall, but it doesn't make sense. Obviously, the official farmland was planted half a month later than ours." A voice came out from the crowd, only But that guy was too short, and he couldn't be seen after being surrounded.

Li Muyun and the others listened to the farmers' discussion, Tang Songling asked a little strangely: "My lord, you must know the reason for this?"

"Of course it's because of those fish." Li Muyun said confidently, triumphantly, "The fish poop after eating, and the poop becomes the fertilizer for the crops, so the seedlings here naturally grow faster."

The corners of Tang Songling's mouth twitched. He never thought that a prince as big as Li Muyun could put shit on his lips without changing his face or beating his heart.

On the contrary, the young master of Tang County Magistrate's family asked curiously, "My lord, what is the fertilizer?"

"Just like horses eat grass and people eat, crops also need to eat. If it is normal, they can only eat a little bit of nutrition from the soil, but it is different with these fish. Those fish feces..."

"Ugh..." Under a series of blows, Tang Songling couldn't bear it anymore, rushed to the wasteland on one side like the wind, and vomited crazily.

Li Muyun shrugged innocently, patted Young Master Tang and said, "Don't learn from your brother, do you understand?"

"Yeah!" Young Master Tang glanced at the poor Tang Songling, suppressed the disgust in his heart and nodded helplessly. If he wasn't afraid that the new boss would be unhappy, he should also be there to vomit with his cousin at this time. It's on.

Seeing that Mr. Tang had a correct attitude, Li Muyun smiled and waved to him, and the two went against the flow of people towards Chang'an City: "I said, Xiao Tang, I have a task for you here, are you confident to complete it?"

Young Master Tang's heart tightened, and he thought he would not let him go back to persuade his father, right?If that's the case, I guess this task is really difficult.

But when I thought about it, the words came to my lips: "It is already a great honor for Tang Moutian to be appreciated by the county king. No matter what the task is, I will do my best to complete it."

"Well, okay, I just like the aggressiveness of you young people." Li Muyun looked at Young Master Tang with an old-fashioned look, making his whole body shudder.

Young Master Tang had a faint feeling that something was wrong, but he had already said it, and it was impossible to take it back, so he could only bite the bullet and ask, "Your Majesty, I don't know what the task you are talking about is?"

"Do you know marsh gas?" Li Muyun asked lightly with a strange smile on his face.

"I know." Young Master Tang nodded, since Li Er took people to Li Muyun's house just after New Year's Eve, many unique things in his house have become the most fashionable items in Chang'an City, and marsh gas is naturally among them.

However, at the next moment, Li Muyun sent Young Master Tang directly to the [-]th floor of hell with one sentence: "Your task is to sell all the waste from producing biogas!"

"What?" Young Master Tang raised his voice by more than an octave, his eyes widened.

Although the so-called waste sounds good, it still can't change its essence. Thinking that the young son of his dignified fifth-rank county magistrate family is going out to sell shit, young master Tang swears that if he can't beat Li Muyun, even if he is behind the conspiracy. He must be strangled to death with his own hands for the crime of rebellion.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited." Seeing that Xiao Tang's eyes were red, Li Muyun comforted him, "You don't have to do it yourself, as long as you go back and find your father's subordinates, those county magistrates , The master is thin or something, let them work harder, or not."

Hearing what Li Muyun said, Xiao Tang felt better, but after thinking about it, he hesitated and said, "But, but my father won't let me help the county."

Li Muyun patted classmate Xiao Tang on the head with hatred: "Why are you so honest, do you have to tell the truth? You won't use tiger skin as a banner? When the time comes, you just have to tell them, This is what your father meant, and at the same time your father doesn't want others to know about it, don't they dare to ask your father?"

"Is this okay?" Young Master Tang asked somewhat uncertainly.

Li Muyun swears, and Deception said: "Of course, and what if they ask your father? The things are sold, and the harvest in Wannian County is good. This is also a good thing for your father. No, could your father still beat you for this matter?"

"But I'm still a little worried. As you know, my father is a very rigid person. If he finds out, even if he can't beat me to death, he can still break my legs."

"It's okay, your father just has a good face, and he can't shame it." Li Muyun said indifferently: "Actually, this is a good thing for the benefit of the country and the people. There is no shame. In order to rule the people, as parents and officials , there should be a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire, even though there are tens of thousands of people, I have the courage to go forward!"

Young people are eager to win. Li Muyun's words filled Changhong with vigor, and young master Tang's blood boiled. He didn't even care about what he was selling. He patted his chest and said: "Don't worry, the king, this matter will be settled." It's on me, even if my father disagrees, I will go to my mother at worst, and there is nothing to say if I believe my father."

Sure enough, he was a child who cheated on his father. Mr. Tang's words completely exposed the nature of Old Tang county magistrate's fear of his wife.

But having said that, since the Tang Dynasty, the status of women has been rising in a straight line. Let alone a county magistrate like Old Tang, even Fang Xuanling, a prime minister of a country, is still honest and honest when he returns home.

Tang Songling had already vomited at this time, and when she came back, she happened to see Xiao Tang yelling at Fang Qiu. After roughly understanding what happened, she gave him a sympathetic look and ran to the side to vomit again.

But at this time, Mr. Tang had been dazzled by the blood, so he didn't care about other things. He left a servant to accompany Tang Songling, and he took another servant to rush to the city. Just sort things out.

Tang Songling couldn't help crying and laughing as she watched her cousin run away in a hurry, and said helplessly to Li Muyun: "My lord, your kung fu of borrowing strength is really proficient."

Li Muyun shook his head: "Oh, I'm doing it for your uncle, if he doesn't change his mind sooner, it will be even more difficult for him to retire safely."

I don’t even take it with you!Tang Songling murmured in her heart.

If it wasn't for his constant tossing and tossing by Li Muyun, the county magistrate Tang probably would have already landed safely and went home to spend his old age in peace, so why stay in office and suffer with him.

(End of this chapter)