The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 722 Life is like a play

Li Muyun was really about to cry, if the 'daughter' was something, he would have taken it out and returned it to Li Shimin without further ado.

But is it possible?Human beings have thoughts, not things, Li Muyun doesn't just give them back, and Li Er doesn't just ask for them.Besides, with that little girl Lin Ruoxi's temper as a donkey, Li Muyun didn't think she would really listen to him.

The old eunuch also felt that His Majesty had lost his composure, so he glanced at Li Muyun indistinctly, and then said to Li Er in a low voice: "Your Majesty, you drank too much, do you want to take a break?"

Not wanting to, Li Er directly pushed the old eunuch aside: "I don't need to rest. If this bastard doesn't return my daughter to me, I won't leave. I just want to see how brave Li Muyun is."

What the hell is this called!Seeing Li Er who was playing drunk, Li Muyun's face turned green, and he was about to say something, but the door was pushed open from the outside.

I saw Lin Ruoxi standing at the door with a cold face, and said coldly: "Okay, since you don't want to go, then I'll go!"

"Stop!" Before Li Er could speak, Li Muyun couldn't sit still, and sternly yelled to stop the little girl.

Pity the parents of the world, although Li Muyun didn't know what happened back then, but he knew who Li Shimin was.

The only reason why an emperor who had left a strong mark in Chinese history could be forced to lose his composure in front of his courtiers was that he couldn't think of any other reason besides his parents' love for their children.

But what was surprising was that Li Muyun stopped the little girl, and before he could speak again, someone kicked his ass: "Go away, you can teach my daughter a lesson!"

I-got-a-go-of!Li Muyun was staggered by this kick, and looked at Li Er standing not far away, dumbfounded.

Lin Ruoxi was stopped by Li Muyun, she didn't care if he was kicked or not, she just looked at Li Shimin with a blank expression and said: "I am not your daughter, I have nothing to do with you, don't be too sentimental."

Now it was Li Muyun who wanted to suppress Lin Ruoxi and not let her leave. Seeing her daughter being wronged, Li Er beat Li Muyun, and Lin Ruoxi hated Li Er when she saw her.

With such a chaotic triangular relationship, even the eunuch Lao Long was a little dazed. He opened his mouth for a long time but didn't know which one to appease first.

In the end, Li Muyun put aside the past and said to Lin Ruoxi: "You don't tell me what you are doing here in the middle of the night, and you don't go back to rest. You still have things to do tomorrow."

Lin Ruoxi turned her head and glared at Li Muyun: "Hmph, you'd better not agree to him, otherwise I'll never end with you."

Li Muyun waved his hand: "Go back to sleep, don't worry about your lord's affairs, in short, I won't let you do things you don't like."

"Hmph!" After another cold snort, the little girl turned and left, leaving behind Li Muyun with a helpless expression.

"Bring back my daughter." Seeing that his daughter had left again, Li Er yelled angrily, wanting to find Li Muyun desperately.

Seeing that something was wrong, the old eunuch hurriedly hugged Li Er, and Li Muyun also saw that His Majesty was drinking too much, so he hurried up to help, the two of them spent a lot of effort to get the most powerful person in the Tang Dynasty onto the bed .

"go to bed!"

"I want to drink!"

"go to bed!"

"Give me back my daughter!"

It’s hard to explain the truth to a person who drank too much. After spending a long time talking, Li Muyun, in desperation, poured another half jar of wine into Li Er. The world finally became quiet, but the eunuch Lao Long looked stupid up.

"you you……"

Li Muyun put the wine jar in his hand aside, looked at Li Er who was completely drunk, shrugged his shoulders and said to the old eunuch: "God knows this, you know it, I know it, I didn't do anything, what are you doing?" Didn't see it either, or both of us would lose our heads."

The old eunuch stammered for a long time, and finally calmed down: "King Xiaoyao, you are so courageous, do you know that you were just deceiving the king."

Li Muyun rolled his eyes and said: "I just know that no matter how hard I go on, the royal family's face will be lost. You said that the majesty the emperor, for such a small matter, what can't be said properly, even if that girl is stubborn , can't you slowly be influenced, what's the matter with asking me to return my daughter?"

Left and right also made the emperor dizzy, Li Muyun simply went all out, and let's talk about it first.

"Old Dragon, you said that I am a country bumpkin. What can I do about this kind of thing? You still ask me to return your daughter. His daughter is not a big carrot. I can just hug him and send him back."

"Furthermore, twisted melons are not sweet, so what if I send that girl back to the palace? Your majesty the emperor, is it necessary for someone to call him father? If this is the case, as long as you give an order, Let the whole country call you dad without even asking."

The corner of the eunuch Laolong's mouth twitched, what the hell are you talking about, and it seems that the emperor has not yet fallen asleep, okay, I didn't see that he was staring at you behind you, you can't do this if you want to die, right? !
Li Muyun glanced at the old eunuch's expression, which was uglier than crying, curled his lips and said, "How about it, do you agree with me? In fact, if you want me to say, this kind of thing should go with the flow. When will the little girl think about it?" If it works, it will be fine, but the more urgent you are now, the more rebellious you will be."

"If I were to deal with such a matter, first of all, I would give that girl a title of Great Tang Princess or something, and then I would reward thousands of servants and millions of taels of gold. If you are still not satisfied, then it's all right Spend some time with her, play games together, play eagle catch chicken or something."

Li Muyun blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, tsk: "Tsk, I said, old dragon, is there something wrong with your eyeballs, it's almost flying into the temple Yes, let me tell you, it’s called strabismus, it’s a disease, and it needs to be cured.”

I will rule you uncle!The old dragon was about to cry, seeing Li Muyun nagging nonsensically all the time, while Li Er was staring at him behind him, the old eunuch had to mourn in silence for King Xiaoyao.

The old eunuch's mournful expression finally caught Li Muyun's attention. After vaguely realizing something, he turned around mechanically, and immediately found Li Er's blood-red eyes staring at him without blinking.

"Uh..." Li Muyun felt like dying in an instant, and out of nowhere, he stretched out his hand, pulled Li Er's eyelids, and murmured: "Your Majesty, rest well, don't worry, I will definitely do Tongxiao A girl's job."

"Li Muyun, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation, prepare to report to Dali Temple tomorrow, and I will definitely let you sleep comfortably there."

(End of this chapter)