The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 97 Vixen

What is the most embarrassing thing in this world?No paper in the toilet?Fart and shit?

No, Li Muyun thinks that the most embarrassing thing is to become an official even though he is a bandit, and he doesn't know what the imperialist leader in Chang'an City is thinking.

"Isn't this pretty good, at least it's better than your empty tube marquis." Li Yuan looked at Li Muyun, who was shirtless and wore a scarf on his shoulders, as if he was in a sauna.

"That's not what I mean, what I mean is, don't you think the county magistrate is a little young?" Li Muyun was a little confused.

"It's not small, do you know how many things there are in every aspect of a county?" Li Yuan rolled his eyes.

After hearing old Li Yuan's words, Li Muyun asked with some uncertainty: "Is it really troublesome?"

"It won't be easier than your current village owner." Li Yuan said with a hum.

"Forget it, I can't do this." Li Muyun immediately became timid when he heard the old Li Yuan's tone.

"There's nothing you can't do. Although some things are very troublesome, won't you spread them out? Now that Sun Liang is your subordinate, you can just let him do what you want."

"That's okay?" Li Muyun's eyes widened.

"Haven't you heard of the saying that the first rank of officials crushes people to death? Then Sun Liang is now at the eighth rank, and you, the county magistrate, are at the seventh rank. Besides, you have the title of marquis. What are you afraid of?" !" Li Yuan hated Li Muyun's disappointing performance.

Those sons of my own family, in order to become officials (the emperor is also an official, right?) They beat people's brains out of dog's brains, but this coward in front of him shrank back when he heard that he was an official. What's the matter, it's too disappointing!
But Li Yuan didn't know that the reason why Li Muyun didn't want to be the county magistrate was mainly because he was afraid of trouble. Now this bandit is already big enough to be a bandit, and he has to worry about the food and drink of the gang under him every day. After becoming the county magistrate, I'm afraid there will be more things.

Thinking of asking Zhang's parents and Li's family to settle the lawsuit every day, Li Muyun felt dizzy and lost all good mood.

But when Li Muyun told the little old man Li Yuan what he thought, he only got a two-word evaluation: Hypocritical!

……

"Am I hypocritical?" Li Muyun asked the third fat man this question, and the third fat man nodded.

Looking at Su Wanqing, Su Yatou also nodded.

Looking at Fang Yizhi again, this honest boy nodded heavily without looking at him.

"You are the true tenderness!" After being despised by everyone, Li Muyun walked away in a huff.

……

In the Shanyin county government office, Sun Liang's wife looked at the pots and pans on the ground with a weeping face, and shouted angrily to the government servants beside her, "Take it lightly, if you break it, can you afford to pay for it?"

"Ma'am, don't be angry, isn't it just moving house!" Sun Liang stood beside his wife, persuading helplessly.

"You put it simply, moving out in such a hurry, where do we live? Do you want to clean the house? Do you want a servant? What can you do with your little salary!" Sun Liang's wife almost stuck her finger into his nostril. , taught a county magistrate just like her son.

And just when Sun Liang wanted to explain again, a slightly joking voice came over: "Oh, what's the matter? Are you moving?"

Sun Liang turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw Li Muyun sitting on the carriage he 'borrowed' from him, looking at him with a smile.

So he hurried forward: "Master Hou, you are here!"

As for Sun Liang's wife, she gave Li Muyun an angry look, then turned her head and snorted, obviously not taking him seriously.

Naturally, Li Muyun didn't know the same level as a woman, and he wasn't embarrassed when he saw that woman didn't show face, he just raised his eyebrows at Sun Liang: "Hey, why did you make your sister-in-law angry?"

"Women, no, don't bother with her." Sun Liang rubbed his hands in embarrassment. On the one hand was his wife who couldn't be offended, and on the other was the new boss who couldn't offend even more. He really didn't know what to say when he was caught in the middle.

However, just after Sun Liang had finished speaking and before Li Muyun could react, the woman stopped immediately, pointing at his nose and scolding: "What's the matter with the woman? The woman is going to sleep on the street, Sun Liang, my old lady married I have given you so many years, have you enjoyed a day of blessings with you, and now you are better, and you don’t even have a place to live! What kind of evil did my old lady do in her previous life, why is she so unlucky! If I knew this, I was married to Carpenter Sun is better than marrying you! You're a murderer, I don't want to live!"

Crying, making trouble and hanging himself three times, Sun Liang's wife vividly interpreted it in just a few sentences.

At this time, Li Muyun also saw some truths, and the incident caused by Sun Liang's wife had something to do with him, so he couldn't help looking at Sun Liang, a subordinate, in doubt.

"Hou, Lord Hou, don't be surprised. Isn't your appointment too sudden? I can't find a place to live in the county for a while, so..., so..."

"Why are you looking for a place to live?" Li Muyun frowned even more tightly.

"Aren't you the county magistrate of Shanyin County now? I'm going to free up the back house for you!" Sun Liang said tangled.

Fuck, it turns out that the roots are here, no wonder that girl looks at her as if she is killing her father's enemy, she is blaming herself for robbing their house, Li Muyun was speechless for a moment.

But seeing that girl crying like mourning is not a solution at all, he can't go over and kill her, and in the current situation, it doesn't seem to be a problem to persuade her in the past. It's a bit of a disadvantage if my son is scratched.

And most importantly, I don't want to live here.

This is so purely an innocent disaster, okay?

Thinking of this, Li Muyun felt so tired. He glanced at Sun Liang, sighed and said, "Okay, don't move, just live here. In addition, I came here today to tell you that in the future, the county will It’s up to you to deal with big and small things here, don’t come to me if it’s nothing big, it’s settled!” After finishing speaking, he stretched out his foot and kicked the three fat guys who were dumbfounded in front of him: “Let’s go, go back!”

"Hey, hey Lord Hou, Lord Hou..." Sun Liang didn't expect Li Muyun to leave just like that. He couldn't help but get a little anxious, and chased after him for a few steps, and then he heard the voice of the prodigal woman behind him: " What are you still doing here in a daze, if you haven’t moved all your things back, put them back wherever they came from!”

"Jiang Wenying, what on earth are you going to do! Do you want to kill our whole family!" Sun Liang really couldn't take it anymore, rushed back a few steps, grabbed the woman and asked sharply.

But instead of being afraid, the girl slapped Sun Liang's hand off, pointed at him and said, "Kill you? Sun, remember, if there was no old lady, you would have died ten years ago! Besides, that kid is just a marquis, what are you afraid of him doing, if he is really capable, he would have been transferred to Chang'an long ago, how could he be a small county magistrate here!"

(End of this chapter)