It's scary, the group is actually full of ancient bigwigs

Chapter 354 Chapter 350 Chapter Three Terrible

There are more and more people in the chat group, and Su Xi has met many ancient bosses, each of whom has its own personality.

At the same time, each of these people has left a great reputation in history.

Of course, the one who surprised Su Xi the most was Emperor Liu.

When the emperors of the Liu family joined the group, the first thing the emperors of the Western Han Dynasty discussed was the pot of good men.

Liu Bang took the blame innocently and was in an extremely bad mood.

What is all this? Why should I be so masculine and ask me to take the blame? It is obvious that you, the descendants, did not work hard on your own.

If you descendants work hard, there will be no rumors about the emperor of the Han Dynasty being dishonest.

Besides, the old man has been fighting for seven years, and has walked countless times between life and death. The pressure is so great, and the wife in the middle is not around. They are all a group of men. I don’t like men. What do I like, women?
If I play with women in the barracks, it won't be a big deal.

Liu Bang snorted, saying that he was wronged.

Others felt speechless in the face of Liu Bang's shameless behavior.

……

I will not change history—

"Didn't homosexuality in the Han Dynasty not break the law?"

"Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang fell asleep together when they talked about rising."

"Sun Ce and Zhou Yu liked to play together since they were young."

"Cao Cao and Xun Yu talked all night long."

"This is the reason why people can be overlords."

Li Shimin said unceremoniously.

Everyone in the group was stunned, and then they all said, yes, isn't it normal for the Han Dynasty to like masculinity?There is nothing to justify.

As for being honest?Throw away the pot, there is nothing to throw away.

.........

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty—

"Li Shimin, your daughter likes monks."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty went back unceremoniously, who is afraid of whom, your daughter Li Shimin's love affairs are all over the history books.

"You don't have to pin the pot on our heads."

"Although our Han Dynasty had a bit of meaning that the upper beam was not straight and the lower beam was crooked, but your Tang Dynasty was complete with the upper beam not straight and the lower beam crooked."

"You, Li Shimin, are married to your younger siblings, and your daughter is dating a Taoist monk."

"Which one of you Tang nobles didn't have three wives and four concubines, and which one didn't marry more than one?"

"You are the real one who is not right at the top and crooked at the bottom."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was not afraid.

Fight, who is afraid of whom.

There is nothing wrong with anyone.

……

Li Shimin's breath was held in his chest, and the old man was so angry.

I will not change history—

"No, I'm promoting fertility."

"In the early years of the Tang Dynasty, there were many women, few men, and insufficient productivity. Therefore, we need to set an example and let everyone have more children."

Li Shimin justified lightly.

Thick-skinned, sorry, you are not my opponent.

The others were stunned, what the hell is this, what is this?Where is your face?

.........

Emperor Wen of Han—

"The famous battle of Hulaoguan, you didn't fight it with a thick skin, did you?"

"Couldn't it be a shameless defense against arrows?"

"Use your face to receive armor-piercing arrows?"

Emperor Wenwen of the Han directly ridiculed it back. This is really the biggest joke of this century.

You, Li Shimin, don't want any face.

.........

I will not change history—

"Hehe, I have done my best to increase the number of households by 20 million and the total population to 100 million in 500 years."

"If there is no role model, how can the people below do it."

"Thick skin is also a technique."

"If your face can catch armor-piercing arrows, then my Tang army will be invincible."

"If a thick skin can make my Tang army invincible, then I, Li Shimin, would rather be invincible."

Hiss, many bigwigs in the group gasped.

This is clear,

This person is crazy.

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Ming Renzong—

"Tear off half of your face and stick it on the other half, that's shameless and shameless."

"In this way, half can be connected with elements, and the other half can be connected without injury."

"Perfect."

Zhu Gaochi thinks this is great, no wonder Tang Taizong can be famous through the ages, no wonder countless people in later generations are willing to praise him, this is a proper way of life mentor.

Coupled with Li Shimin's awesome life experience, this is a good benchmark.

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Loving Wife—

"To be honest, facing Li Shimin's shameless behavior, I think I can learn from it."

"Anyway, we are all leaders, and what we value more is interests. As for face, let's wait until there are no interests."

Cao Cao's lower limit is also very low. For some things, he only looks at the actual benefits, not the existence of the process.

It is his behavior of not looking at the process that often causes him heavy losses.

......

big ear-

"Cao Cao, it's your thinking that makes your reputation worse than mine."

"Look at me, Liu Bei, with a great reputation, and look at you, with a terrible reputation."

When Liu Bei came up, he was angry.

Cook wine and talk about heroes?Let me tell you, it was just that I was temporarily bullied by you. I am the only hero in the world, Liu Bei.
"I won Qiangu, you Cao Cao lost Qiangu, you must be dumbfounded."

Liu Bei was excited when he saw the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. He used himself as the protagonist, the battle of Chibi, Cao Cao's disability, and the big advantages can capsize.

As for his Yiling mess, of course it was because his opponent was too strong, Lu Xun was crazy, and he didn't bring his good friend Zhuge Liang with him.

To be honest, if Fazheng and Zhuge Liang were there at that time, he would not have lost so badly.

He just went out without a magic costume.

As for Cao Cao, he brought Jia Xu, Xun You and others with him, but he was disobedient and ended up with bad luck.

Liu Bei knew very well that as long as Chibi wins, the world will be in control in an instant.

Moreover, when Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer. Such a small trick could be fooled. Are you stupid, Cao Cao?
As we all know, Zhou Yu made great military exploits when he and Sun Ce took down Jiangdong. Later, he personally supported Sun Quan to the throne. His prestige in Jiangdong was unstoppable. Huang Gai was also a veteran. He served the three masters of the Sun family and had a good relationship with Zhou Yu. Isn't there only one reason why you were fooled by Cao Cao?Insufficient information.

Just like that, are you still worthy of being a master of power?

Liu Bei was very happy with Cao Cao's deflated behavior. He had no choice but to enjoy himself because he couldn't beat Cao Cao.

Although Cao Cao's operation is very confusing, he is not much better.

Thinking back carefully on his first half of life and the period in his middle age, opportunities came to him like raindrops, but he avoided them one by one. Every time he achieved a little achievement, he immediately became proud, and after being proud, he was indulged. Such a life, he wanted to cry when he saw it.

Looking at his own performance in the official history, it feels like taking a mental retardation pill.

Of course, in the decades from the end of the second century to the beginning of the third century, the entire history of the world was like taking a mental retardation pill.

Fifty emperors died in Rome in 50 years, the Parthian Empire was played by the nobles, and the Central Plains fell into civil strife. Guishuang couldn't get out because of religion, and finally suffered a lot of bad luck.

The whole world seems mentally retarded. Of the four great empires, only the Central Plains is barely alive. The only two ancient civilizations, Rome, are also finished.

terrible

(End of this chapter)