Prince of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 104 Castration of Piglets
When Li Shimin sang "It's not easy to be a big man", Gao Ming had already returned to the East Palace, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Li Yin running over with a mournful face.

"Brother, you must save me this time!"

Hearing Li Yin's words, Gao Ming suddenly took a deep breath.

"Hiss... oops, fuck me, are you a troublemaker? Why did you get into trouble again? Let me put my ugly words in front of you. You can solve small things by yourself. I can't help you with big ones. You have to solve them yourself!"

"..."

Seeing the disgust on Gao Ming's face, Li Yin opened his mouth immediately, but didn't say anything. In the end, Su Wan'er couldn't see it anymore and came over to help him speak.

"Lang Jun, it's really not the Sixth Brother's fault. In fact, it's like this..."

In Su Wan'er's narration, Gao Ming finally understood the whole story, so he looked at Li Yin with a strange expression.

"You said that Sizi asked you for a little wild boar, but you couldn't get it out. I remember last time I promised Sizi that I would give it to her when spring came? I don't think Sizi is the kind of person who makes trouble for no reason, right?"

When Li Yin heard Gao Ming's words, he immediately showed helplessness.

"Yeah, but big brother, spring started last month!"

"..."

Gao Ming was silent for a while, he thought for a while and it seemed that this was indeed the case, so he smiled awkwardly at Li Yin.

"Hey, I feel that it's quite cold today. I thought it's not the beginning of spring. According to this, the year is over?"

Seeing Gao Ming's regretful expression, Li Yin was speechless for a while, and nodded helplessly after a long time.

"That's right, big brother, it happened to be Lantern Festival when Father started killing people in the East Palace."

"..."

At this time, Gao Ming suddenly realized that they were lucky because they didn't die until the end of the year.

Seeing that Gao Ming had a tendency to lose his mind again, Li Yin became anxious immediately.

"Brother, what are you going to tell me?"

Seeing Li Yin's anxious expression, Gao Ming pondered for a while, then smacked his lips.

"Tsk tsk... How about it, I told Sizi to let her give you two days of grace, and you, hurry up and find a little wild boar for Sizi."

Having said that, Gao Ming patted Li Yin on the shoulder.

"Let me give you a hint. In fact, Sizi is just a child. What she values ​​is the gift from you as an older brother, not the little wild boar itself. So even if you can't find the little wild boar, you can get her a kitten or puppy. .”

When Li Yin heard Gao Ming's words, he immediately became happy.

"I understand big brother, but I, Li Yin, don't bother to bring kittens and puppies. If you want to find them, you can find rare ones. Big brother, I'm leaving!"

After speaking, Li Yin turned around and ran away, looking at Su Wan'er and shaking her head.

"This sixth son, I don't even know what to say about him..."

Seeing Su Wan'er's expression of emotion, Gao Ming immediately smiled and hugged her.

"Lao Liu is an out-and-out bastard. You don't need to pay attention to him. Let's go back to the room and finish what we didn't finish in the morning."

When Su Wan'er heard Gao Ming's words, her face immediately turned red.

"Your lord is trying to play tricks again. My concubine has already ordered lunch to be prepared. Your lord should have lunch first!"

"Okay!" Gao Ming shrugged immediately, "Then let's finish what we didn't finish in the morning after lunch."

"..."

Su Wan'er suddenly felt that there was no way to communicate with Gao Ming. When Gao Ming put his claws on her buttocks again, she immediately ran away with a "sigh" sound, leaving Gao Ming standing alone and laughing.

It's okay to tease my wife, it's good!
After lunch, Gao Ming took the little wild boar for a stroll around the palace.

Since Li Mingda went to study, this little wild boar named "General" was basically taken care of by Shi Shu and Shi Jian. Sometimes Gao Ming would take it out for a walk when he was in a good mood. Gao Ming became familiar with it.

It may be because he has not been castrated before. This little wild boar is very active. It has not been a month since he was brought into the palace, and he has grown in size and strength. Time can hardly hold it!

"Damn it, I'm a majestic prince of the Tang Dynasty, and now he's reduced to the point of herding pigs. You better be honest, little pig, so that I can consider killing you in the future and give you a good time."

"huh huh huh huh……"

The little wild boar snorted, and seemed to disdain Gao Ming's words, and at the same time kept hunting around in the surrounding bushes to find something to eat.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming suddenly sneered.

"Hmph, eat, eat more, I will cut you..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Mingda's voice came from behind him.

"Brother, what did you say just now?"

Hearing this voice, Gao Ming was startled, and then immediately changed into a smiling face.

"It turns out that my cutest little princess is back? Just now, my elder brother said that when the season of recovery comes, I will take you out of the city for an outing, hehehehe..."

When Li Mingda heard Gao Ming's words, he immediately became happy.

"Really? Brother, don't lie to me, pull the hook!"

After speaking, Li Mingda stretched out his little finger. Seeing this scene, Gao Ming smiled and stretched out his little finger to hook her.

Li Mingda read while pulling.

"Hanging on the hook, not allowed to change for 100 years, hee hee!"

After pulling the hook, Li Mingda immediately looked at the little wild boar Gao Ming was leading, and pouted.

"The general is getting more and more misbehaved now, and Sizi can't hold it anymore. It would be great if he could be more honest!"

Hearing Li Mingda's words, Gao Ming frowned immediately, and then showed her an unusually gentle smile.

"Si, my brother has a unique skill that can make the general become very obedient!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Mingda became even happier.

"Really? That's great, brother, please make it more obedient!"

"no problem!"

Gao Ming smiled again, and then touched Li Mingda's small head.

"Go and play with Jue'er first, and after a while, my brother will return you as an obedient general, okay?"

"it is good!"

Li Mingda naturally trusted his elder brother very much, so he happily ran to find Li Jue to play with, while Gao Ming led the pig to the Forbidden Garden to find Liu Bing.

When Liu Bing saw Gao Ming coming to him with a pig, he was stunned.

"His Royal Highness, you are..."

Seeing his surprised expression, Gao Ming suddenly laughed.

"Didn't I say it before? I want to learn from you, Nuo, I even found the test subject, you just castrate it in front of me!"

"..."

Liu Bing looked at Gao Ming, then at the little wild boar he was holding in his hand, and after a while he looked at Gao Ming with a puzzled expression.

"His Royal Highness, are you serious?"

Gao Ming nodded immediately.

"Of course!"

Seeing Gao Ming's serious face, Liu Bing showed a wry smile.

"But His Royal Highness, this old slave can only eunuch, and this old slave can't do it either!"

As soon as Liu Bing finished speaking, Gao Ming immediately smiled and waved his hands.

"It doesn't matter, you are not even afraid of eunuchs. What is a eunuch? Anyway, you just cut off the eggs. You can cut off the pig anyway!"

"..."

After listening to Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing immediately looked at him with a very strange look, and Gao Ming also felt that what he said just now was quite weird, but he had already said it, and naturally it was impossible to take it back, so he could only look at him. Watching Liu Bing raised his chin.

"Why are you in a daze? Hurry up and find tools, you can't be a pig with empty hands, right?"

As soon as Liu Bing heard Gao Ming's words, he immediately reacted, and quickly bowed to Gao Ming.

"What His Royal Highness said is, His Royal Highness, please come with this old servant!"

After speaking, Liu Bing led the way forward, and Gao Ming led the little wild boar behind him, and the two came to a relatively remote palace in a short while.

After arriving, Liu Bing immediately smiled at Gao Ming.

"His Royal Highness, this is the place where the old servant wielded the sword. Please follow me in, Your Highness!"

After finishing speaking, Liu Bing walked in, and Gao Ming also led the little wild boar in.

At this time, there were still two eunuchs guarding the room. After entering, Liu Bing spoke to them.

"Today, His Royal Highness is here to see our family's craftsmanship, you go and prepare knives and medicine!"

The two eunuchs were a little confused at first about the "craft" Liu Bing was talking about, but when they heard that Liu Bing wanted knives and medicine, they immediately knew what was going on, and brought them in less than a cup of tea. He ordered a large bowl of pitch-black concoction and a wooden box.

Seeing that everything was ready, Liu Bing bowed slightly towards Gao Ming.

"His Royal Highness, is this the beginning of the old servant?"

When Gao Ming heard this, he nodded immediately.

"Well, do what you have to do, don't worry about me."

"Thank you, Your Highness!"

After Liu Bing thanked Gao Ming, he took the rope that tied the little wild boar from Gao Ming, and then put the bowl of medicinal soup on the ground.

The little wild boar is a foodie. When he saw the bowl on the ground, he immediately went to "bajibaji" and ate all the soup in it. After eating, he swayed from side to side like a drunk person, and finally " Plop" and fell to the ground.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming immediately understood that the bowl should contain anesthetics.

The little wild boar did not respond after drinking the anesthetic. Liu Bing winked at the two eunuchs next to him. The two eunuchs immediately lifted the little wild boar lying on the ground to a nearby stone platform, and then pulled it away. limbs.

At this time Liu Bing also opened the wooden box, and saw a piece of silk cloth inside the wooden box, and on top of the silk cloth was placed a seven-inch long knife. A hint of rust, and it looks sharp.

After Liu Bing picked up the knife, he also nodded in satisfaction, then grabbed the "egg bag" of the little wild boar with his left hand, swung the knife with his right hand, and then squeezed it with his left hand, and the two small oval eggs immediately Appeared in Gao Ming's line of sight.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming couldn't help shivering. He felt that he was inexplicably in pain, so he couldn't help pinching his leg.

Liu Bing obviously didn't have this concern, because he had no balls for a long time, so when the two balls of the little wild boar were squeezed out, he pulled them out as soon as he stretched out his hand, and then pinched the two balls connected to the balls. The root "egg wire" is wound sixteen times.

And at this time, the little wild boar that had taken the anesthetic let out a heart-piercing cry.

"Oooooooooo..."

The voice was bitter and desolate, and then it was useless, because no matter how much it called, the egg could not be put back. Gao Ming seemed to find that the three eunuchs including Liu Bing were showing a kind of "satisfaction" at this moment. smile.

Damn, these eunuchs are horrible!

(End of this chapter)