Prince of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 117 Sizi's Little Tiger

Influenced by Confucianism, in the Tang Dynasty, both civil servants and generals were more elegant, even if they were not elegant, they pretended to be very elegant.

The opposite of elegance is naturally vulgarity, and as a representative of vulgarity, "shit, pee, and fart" is at the top. Tang people even avoid words like "going to the toilet", and it is even more impossible to directly say shit, pee, and fart.

But Gao Ming said it, not only said it, but also said it at the gate of the palace hall. The most important thing is that many officials heard him when he said it.

For these officials who have always been very elegant, it is undoubtedly a novel experience to occasionally listen to "vulgar words".

Of course, this is only from the perspective of bystanders, and this feeling is not very good for those involved.

Hou Junji was transferred from Chang'an by Li Shimin, and he was already feeling uncomfortable, but now Gao Ming called him a "shit sprayer", he was so angry that he almost couldn't help but take care of Gao Ming, but the thought of doing it As a result, he couldn't afford it, so he could only curse with a blushing face.

"vulgar!"

Facing the embarrassed and angry Hou Junji, Gao Ming's expression seemed calm.

"Vulgar? No, no, no, I'm just telling the truth. Besides, this person wants to eat, drink, and sleep. There is no such thing as vulgarity or vulgarity. If you want to say vulgarity, who can be vulgar like you? At least I don't swear people."

As soon as Gao Ming's voice fell, there was a chuckle of "噗嗤" from beside him, and Hou Junji immediately exploded.

"Who is laughing?"

Looking at the enraged Hou Junji, Gao Ming couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha, General Hou, you are too incompetent to ask this question. Your mouth is on someone's body. It's none of your business whether he smiles or not? Or do you want to continue spitting people with shit?"

"You... hum!"

At this moment Hou Junji felt too aggrieved, he couldn't play his tricks smartly, but he didn't dare to do it, so he had no choice but to snort coldly, then turned around and left.

Watching Hou Junji retreat in defeat, Gao Ming immediately cupped his hands towards his leaving back with a smile on his face.

"General Hou is going to the mountains and the road is far away. The crown prince wishes you a smooth journey. Don't get lost halfway!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Hou Junji who was walking ahead snorted coldly again, and walked away faster. At this time, Gao Ming suddenly showed a winner's smile.

"Do you really think I'm Li Chengqian? Play with me and see if I can't kill you!"

Gao Ming originally planned to try his luck to see if Hou Junji's brain would get watery and beat him with his hands. If so, he would be able to get rid of him easily. Unfortunately, this plan failed. Facts have proved that Hou Junji's brain is quite good.

However, Gao Ming didn't suffer any losses. Although he and Hou Junji were completely torn apart this time, Gao Ming didn't care, anyway, it was a matter of time.

And after breaking up with Hou Junji completely, there are benefits, for example, now Cheng Yaojin and Li Ji came over on their own initiative.

Cheng Yaojin had a loud voice and laughed out loud as he walked over.

"Hahahaha, Your Highness the Crown Prince has done a good job, Hou Junji, a bastard, I have long disliked him, what the hell!"

As soon as Cheng Yaojin finished speaking, Li Ji smiled and shook his head.

"Hey, Zhijie, you..."

With that said, Li Ji cupped his hands towards Gao Ming again.

"His Royal Highness was really reckless just now, this time you have offended Hou Junji to death, and I'm afraid you will be impeached by the speaker tomorrow morning."

Although Li Ji was talking about being smart and reckless, the smile on the corner of his mouth and the admiration in his eyes couldn't be hidden no matter what.

Gao Ming took the expressions of the two into his eyes, and immediately grinned.

"Haha, if there are no accidents, that guy Hou Junji is probably going to die in Anton Dufu Mansion. He is just a toothless tiger. What are you afraid he will do? As for those officials, my old man is always spoiling them. , I won’t, if one comes, I’ll scold one, and if two come, I’ll scold both, so that even their parents won’t recognize them!”

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Ji shook his head helplessly again, while Cheng Yaojin laughed out loud.

"As expected of His Highness, you are courageous, hahahaha..."

Although Li Ji didn't speak, a glint of admiration flashed in his eyes again. Obviously, he was very satisfied with Gao Ming's attitude. At this moment, Li Ji really recognized Gao Ming.

After the three chatted for a few more words, Cheng Yaojin and Li Ji went back to their homes, and Gao Ming also trotted all the way back to the East Palace.

When it was about to eat lunch, Li Mingda came back, holding a little furry thing in his hand. When she passed by Gao Ming, Gao Ming glanced at her and was immediately happy.

"Hey, this tiger doll is so cute!"

As he said that, Gao Ming picked up the teacup to drink tea, but he was stunned as soon as he brought the teacup to his mouth.

"No, this is Datang, where did the tiger doll come from?"

Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately called out to Li Mingda who was running towards the backyard.

"Si, wait a minute!"

Hearing Gao Ming's voice, Li Mingda stopped quickly, then turned around and stared at Gao Ming with cute big eyes.

"Brother, what's the matter with your name Sizi?"

Gao Ming walked to her side, and stretched out his hands toward her.

"Come on, Si, show me that little guy in your arms."

"Ok!"

After hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Mingda had no doubt about him, and immediately put the little tiger in his arms into Gao Ming's hands.

At this time, the little tiger also opened his eyes, and when he saw Gao Ming, he howled at him immediately, looking very cute.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming's eyes suddenly widened.

"It's really alive!"

Seeing Gao Ming's surprised look, Li Mingda immediately laughed.

"Hee hee, of course it is alive, big brother, this is the sixth brother who sent people from Hebei Road to Chang'an, how is it? Big brother didn't expect it?"

As she spoke, she raised her chin, looking very proud.

If it was normal, Gao Ming would definitely tease her on purpose, but now Gao Ming has no such intentions, because he is really shocked!
The Hebei Province of the Tang Dynasty is not the Hebei Province of the later generations, but covers the entire three eastern provinces. Li Mingda said that this little tiger was brought from Hebei Province, which means this is a Siberian tiger cub?

The scientific name of the Siberian tiger is the Siberian tiger, which is one of the subspecies of the tiger. An adult male Amur tiger weighs more than 600 jins, making it the largest carnivorous cat in existence. However, due to environmental damage, by [-], , there are less than [-] Siberian tigers in the whole world.

In terms of scarcity, the Siberian tiger is no less precious than the national treasure panda!
Gao Ming held the Siberian tiger cub in his hands, felt his soft fur and temperature, and was very excited.

"This is a living little Siberian tiger. What should we name it? Well, let's call it Benben..."

Before Gao Ming finished speaking, Li Mingda who was next to him objected.

"It's not called Benben, his name is General!"

"..."

The little wild boar is called the general, and the little tiger is also called the general. Why does this child look like her father, so what about the two?
Thinking of this, Gao Ming smiled and patted her little head.

"Si, this tiger is a very ferocious beast. It can bite people. It is not suitable for little girls. You should go to the backyard to raise a general!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Mingda shook his head immediately.

"No, that big general has become big and ugly now, I don't want it anymore, brother, return the little tiger to me, and I want to take it to Jue'er and Xiaoniang to see!"

Seeing Li Mingda's resolute face, Gao Ming's face froze immediately, and he laughed dryly twice.

"Uh...hehe... Sis, do you think big brother treats you well?"

Li Mingda is very smart. When she heard Gao Ming's words, she knew what Gao Ming was thinking as soon as she rolled her eyes, and she shook her head immediately.

"Not good, brother eats garlic every day, and his mouth has become stinky, brother is not good at all!"

Hearing what she said, Gao Ming straightened his face immediately.

"Hmph, it's good for you that big brother let you eat garlic, but you dare to say bad things about big brother, the garlic you want to eat is doubled at noon today, and this little tiger is confiscated by big brother!"

After finishing speaking, Gao Ming hugged the little tiger and ran away without a trace.

Seeing Gao Ming's back disappearing outside the yard in a short while, Li Mingda was taken aback for a moment, and after she realized it, she glanced at it with her small mouth, and burst into tears with a "wow".

"Wow... Big brother bullied me, I'm going to tell my father, woo woo woo..."

Li Mingda ran out of the East Palace while crying.

At this moment, Li Shimin was reviewing papers in the imperial study room, when suddenly he heard a "bang", the door of the imperial study room was pushed open, he looked up, and immediately saw Li Mingda running in with tears all over his face.

"Father, woo woo woo..."

Seeing the little girl crying so sadly, Li Shimin immediately put down the brush in his hand, and hugged her in his arms.

"Hey, who messed with my little son, is it Li Yin, that stinky brat? He really turned against him, my dear daughter, stop crying, and the emperor will help you deal with him!"

As soon as Li Shimin finished speaking, Li Mingda shook his head immediately.

"No, father, it's my elder brother who bullied me!"

Hearing what Li Mingda said, Li Shimin frowned in confusion.

"Isn't your elder brother the one who dotes on you the most? How did he bully you?"

Then, Li Mingda sent Li Yin to her little tiger, and then told Li Shimin that the little tiger was robbed by Gao Ming. After listening to her words, Li Shimin couldn't laugh or cry.

"So that's what happened. This Gao Ming is really good. Isn't he just a little tiger?"

Thinking of this, Li Shimin immediately touched Li Mingda's little head.

"Si, your elder brother is right, this little tiger is really not suitable for you..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Mingda's eyes became tearful again. Seeing this scene, Li Shimin quickly changed his words.

"Okay, okay, father knows, father will go to the East Palace to help you get the little tiger back, okay?"

Hearing that Li Shimin agreed, Li Mingda became happy.

"Thank you, Father, the eldest brother bullied Sizi, Father, you must teach him a lesson!"

Seeing Li Mingda's smiling face, Li Shimin immediately smiled and nodded.

"it is good!"

(End of this chapter)