Prince of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 214 Bullshit (Third)
There is no doubt that Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang belong to the kind of villains who bully the weak and fear the hard, bully the good and fear the evil.

After the death of the samurai Xun, Wu Mei and her mother Yang had no one to rely on, so Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang bullied the orphan and widow without any worries. Yuan Shuang died down, and from then on, he and Wu Mei and the others never crossed paths with each other.

To put it bluntly, I was cowardly.

Speaking of it, their luck is pretty good, because Wu Mei is too smart, Li Shimin doesn't like her very much, so they put her in the palace and didn't let her have any real power. This is why Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang can temporarily The reason for peace.

If Gao Ming hadn't traveled through time, according to the development of history, when Wu Mei became Wu Zetian, then the two brothers' death would have come. Of course, this is their own fault and they can't blame others.

Still the same sentence, you always have to pay back when you come out to hang out.

Therefore, in order to increase Wu Mei's favorability, Gao Ming first asked Li Yin to break one leg of the two brothers Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang, and now he took Huzi to break their other leg, but Gao Ming didn't think so. I am cruel, but I feel that I am already very kind.

At least they don't have to die in the future.

Hatred is like a loan issued by the bank. If you pay for it earlier, the interest will be less. If you really wait for decades, the hatred will be multiplied several times. So Gao Ming feels that for the future of Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang Therefore, it is necessary for him to help Wu Mei "collect debts".

Thinking of this, Gao Ming suddenly felt that his heart was so soft.

"Oh, I'm always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted, crying until dawn alone..."

Just when Gao Ming was humming a ditty and was secretly moved by his noble character, Shi Jian suddenly ran over panting.

"His Royal Highness, His Royal Highness is not well, you have been impeached, His Majesty asked you to go to the main hall!"

Hearing this, Gao Ming was stunned for a moment.

"Impeachment? Someone impeach me?"

After reacting, Gao Ming's face suddenly showed a trace of emotion.

"It's been so long, and someone finally impeached me. I thought the censors had forgotten about me. Let's go and see how the lord fights against the Confucians."

"..."

Seeing Gao Ming who was eager to try, everyone present, including the Crown Princess Su Wan'er, were stunned.

Are you still so happy to be impeached?
While they were in a daze, Gao Ming had already sat on the chariot, and then waved his hands at the eunuchs who were carrying the chariot.

"Let's go, Master Dao is already hungry!"

Gao Ming walked away in a walking chariot. After his figure disappeared, Su Wan'er shook her head helplessly.

"I don't know who is going to be unlucky."

Hearing Su Wan'er's words, Shi Jian and Shi Shu also laughed.

"Hee hee, whoever dares to fight against our prince will be unlucky!"

"That's right, it's best to kill one or two, and see if they dare to provoke our prince in the future!"

Seeing the way the two sang together, Su Wan'er couldn't help but laugh immediately.

"Hey, take a mouthful of 'our prince', you two little hoofs, are you a waste, or should you go to the concubine tonight and give your prince to you?"

Hearing Su Wan'er's words, Shi Shu blushed and stopped talking, but Shi Jian was more courageous, holding Su Wan'er's hand and laughing.

"Hee hee, the prince said last time that we can go together. The prince said that this is called a 'threesome', and the maidservant can help the prince push back when the time comes!"

As soon as Shi Jian said this, Shi Shu covered his face and ran away, Su Wan'er was also flushed with shame, she raised her hand and hit her.

"You little rascal, you don't learn well, you dare to say anything, and you push your back, let me see if I don't tear your mouth apart."

"Hahahaha……"

While the daughters were laughing and playing, Gao Ming also arrived at the entrance of the main hall.

After getting off the chariot, Gao Ming walked into the hall with his head held high. The moment he entered the hall, almost all the ministers in the hall cast their gazes over.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming suddenly smiled, then bowed and saluted Li Shimin directly above.

"My son has seen his father!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, a smile flashed across Li Shimin's face.

"This kid is only willing to call me father emperor on such a formal occasion, but it still sounds less cordial than his 'old man'."

Thinking of this, the corners of Li Shimin's mouth also curled up.

"The prince doesn't need to be too polite, let's be flat!"

"Thank you, Father!"

After Gao Ming straightened up, Li Shimin nodded.

"Prince, Master Liu, the supervisory censor, impeached you, saying that you beat and insulted Ying Guogong Wu Yuanqing and his younger brother Wu Yuanshuang for no reason, and broke their legs. What do you have to say?"

As soon as Li Shimin's words fell, Gao Ming showed his indignation.

"fart!"

After Gao Ming cursed, he immediately realized that there was something wrong with his expression, and quickly pointed to the green-robed official standing in the middle.

"I mean that Liu is farting. What is 'beating for no reason'? If Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang didn't offend me, why would I beat them? This censor surnamed Liu helped them speak well, so he must accept it." They bribe."

As soon as Gao Ming finished speaking, the person standing next to him immediately jumped up.

"You spew blood, when did I, Liu Zhiyuan, get bribed?"

Looking at the angry Liu Zhiyuan, Gao Ming was not to be outdone.

"You confiscated the benefit of the surname Wu, so why did Wu Yuanqing's servants come to your house last night? Please appeal? Oh, I can't see that Mr. Liu is still the master of Qingtian."

"you……"

Before Liu Zhiyuan could speak, Gao Ming walked up to him, pointed at him and started cursing.

"Fortunately, I'm spitting blood, I think it's you spitting shit, you spitting shit, you spitting shit..."

Every time Gao Ming said "spray", he would deliberately spit out a mouthful of saliva, and within a few breaths, Liu Zhiyuan sprayed all over his face. Finally, Liu Zhiyuan couldn't bear it anymore, and with a "plop", he rushed towards the Li Shimin knelt down.

"Your Majesty, please make the decision for this humble minister!"

In fact, the corner of Li Shimin's mouth is also twitching at this moment. He knows Gao Ming too well. He knows that what Gao Ming is best at is turning a very serious matter into nonsense, and he can also make it beyond recognition. People take it to the ditch.

Obviously, Liu Zhiyuan was tricked.

At this moment, Li Shimin looked at Liu Zhiyuan with sympathy, but Liu Zhiyuan didn't realize that he had been led into a ditch by Gao Ming. He saw that Li Shimin didn't speak, and because Li Shimin planned to favor Gao Ming, he became angry.

"Your Majesty, a scholar can be killed but cannot be humiliated. His Royal Highness insults me so much. How can I have the face to live in this world!"

After finishing speaking, he shrank his head and planned to hit the pillar next to him. Seeing this scene, several ministers next to him went up and stopped him.

"Lord Liu can't!"

"Lord Liu, don't be impulsive, maybe His Royal Highness has misunderstood you."

"Yeah yeah……"

Under the consolation of several ministers, Liu Zhiyuan finally stopped his momentum of hitting the pillar, and then looked at Gao Ming, as if waiting for Gao Ming to give him an explanation.

Seeing that he was looking at him, Gao Ming immediately stretched out his hand towards him as a gesture of invitation.

"Your Majesty Liu, don't bother with me. Please do what you want. After you commit suicide in fear of crime, the Crown Prince will raid your house again."

Having said that, Gao Ming immediately slapped his head.

"Oh, I forgot. It seems that there is no such thing as ransacking in the Tang Dynasty, so let me explain to you that the so-called copying refers to certain corrupt and dirty officials. After they have caused irreparable mistakes to the country, then The state put his belongings into the treasury as compensation."

When Gao Ming talked about "corrupt and dirty officials", he pointed to Liu Zhiyuan who was standing next to the pillar of the main hall.

Seeing Gao Ming's finger approaching, several ministers who were pulling Liu Zhiyuan hurriedly stepped aside, fearing that Gao Ming's finger would point at them.

Liu Zhiyuan was angry again.

"I died to prove my innocence. Who would commit suicide in fear of crime? I, Liu Zhiyuan, have been an official for more than ten years and have never received any favors from others. Your Highness, the Crown Prince, don't make false statements."

Seeing Liu Zhiyuan's upright expression, Gao Ming raised his eyebrows at him again.

"Then why did you commit suicide just now?"

"It's not suicide in fear of crime, it's death to prove innocence!"

Seeing Liu Zhiyuan's eyes widened, looking like he was ready to fight himself desperately, Gao Ming suddenly sighed helplessly.

"Well, even if you die to prove your innocence, then you die!"

"..."

Liu Zhiyuan looked at Gao Ming, then at the pillar next to him, his face twitched twice, he gritted his teeth and was about to bump up, when Gao Ming spoke again.

"I heard that Mr. Liu's son has not married a wife yet. After you die, Mr. Liu, I will take good care of him. Well, let him be eunuched into the palace and let him recognize Liu Bing as his father so that he can take care of Liu Bing in the future." Ban, be the eunuch of the fourth grade, so that he can shine in the family."

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Zhiyuan immediately gasped.

"hiss……"

Li Shimin: "..."

The ministers: "..."

The whole court hall suddenly fell silent, Gao Ming was silent for a while, and then stretched out his hand to Liu Zhiyuan again, making a "please" gesture.

"Master Liu, please, you say that you are going to bump into it, but you always don't bump into it. It will make people think that you are dishonest. Confucius, the old man, just taught you that words are not words? Hurry up, the pillars are fast can not wait anymore."

Liu Zhiyuan: "..."

Li Shimin: "..."

The ministers: "..."

Liu Zhiyuan didn't know if the pillar could not wait for Liu Zhiyuan, but he knew that if this continued, he would collapse, so he gritted his teeth, bumped into the courtyard pillar of the main hall with a "boom" amidst the exclamation of everyone, and then softened. He fell softly to the ground.

As soon as Liu Zhiyuan fell to the ground, Gao Ming raised his hand.

"Father, I want to report Mr. Liu for a fake collision. If you don't believe me, his forehead is just a little red, not even swollen. I suggest to wake him up with cold water and let him hit him again. If he doesn't die again, He will be castrated for the crime of deceiving the emperor!"

Castration means castration, and everyone present understood it, so when Gao Ming said this, all the civil and military ministers in the court gasped in unison.

"hiss……"

At this moment, everyone didn't notice that Liu Zhiyuan, who had already "passed out", suddenly twitched his face after Gao Ming finished speaking.

(End of this chapter)