Prince of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 278
Chapter 278 The Three Evils of the Eastern Palace
Hearing Gao Ming mention the name Meng Chao, Li Shimin thought for a while, and quickly realized it.
"Isn't this Meng Chao the father of that Meng Xin?"
Thinking of this, Li Shimin suddenly showed a face of being dumbfounded, and then pointed at Gao Ming and started laughing and cursing.
"Hey... I thought you were concerned about the affairs of Anzhou, but it turned out that you came here to seek an official position for your relatives. You brat, what do you want me to say about you?"
Gao Ming was not embarrassed when Li Shimin noticed his purpose, and smiled at Li Shimin.
"Hey, I'm called to raise a virtuous person without avoiding relatives, and raise a relative without avoiding suspicion. You should understand this truth for a wise and powerful emperor like you, old man?"
As soon as Gao Ming finished speaking, Li Shimin couldn't help laughing again.
"In order to obtain an official position for your relatives, you have worked so hard, well, since you have said everything to this point, if I don't agree, you are going to take back the word 'wise and powerful', right? Ha ha ha ha!"
"Where is it... over the top, over the top..."
"I'm not praising you."
"Really? Then I'll just treat you as a compliment, hehehehe..."
"..."
Seeing Gao Ming being so reticent, Li Shimin smiled wryly and shook his head.
"Okay, I will announce the promotion of Meng Chao to the governor of Anzhou tomorrow morning. Go down if you have nothing to do. Also, take care of the little Si and your tiger. Now the harem calls them the 'Three Evils of the East Palace' gone."
The three evils of the Eastern Palace?
Hearing this address, Gao Ming was stunned immediately: "Sizi and Benben count as two evils, who is the other evil?"
As soon as Gao Ming finished speaking, Li Shimin raised his eyebrows at him: "What do you think?"
"How do I know, I..."
Having said that, Gao Ming suddenly revealed a face of astonishment and pointed to himself.
"The rest of the harm, it's not about me, is it?"
Seeing that Gao Ming had come to his senses, Li Shimin immediately showed a satisfied smile.
"Even if you still have a little self-knowledge..."
"..."
The term "three evils" first appeared in "Book of Jin·Zhou Chu Zhuan". Together with the Nanshan Tiger and Xijiu Jiaolong, they are collectively known as the "Three Plagues of Yangxian City".
Thinking of this allusion, Gao Ming was a little dazed.
"Benben is the Nanshan Tiger, Xiaosi is the Xigui Flood Dragon, I am Zhou Chu, what the hell... who the hell made up this rumor, let me know if I don't punch his shit out!"
Maybe because of being too angry, Gao Ming couldn't help muttering what was in his heart. After hearing his words, Li Shimin immediately became angry.
"go out!"
"Uh……"
Seeing that Li Shimin seemed to be angry, Gao Ming had no choice but to smack his lips, cupped his hands towards him and went out.
"correct!"
When he walked to the door, Gao Ming suddenly thought of something, and immediately turned around and raised his chin towards Li Shimin.
"In the middle of this month, our professional rugby league of Hundred Cavaliers will start. If you have time, old man, go there. It's a rare opportunity to show your face. Having fun with the people can give you a lot of prestige. Okay. ,I am leaving."
After finishing speaking, Gao Ming turned around and left the imperial study room without waiting for Li Shimin to speak. After he left, Li Shimin, who was originally angry, suddenly couldn't help laughing again.
"This brat...the professional football league? Well, it's good to go and have a look..."
For Li Shimin, it doesn't matter what activities he participates in, it's important to increase his reputation, and Gao Ming really recognized this, and immediately "pulled Li Shimin into the water".
"With the old man participating, the league has improved a lot in an instant. It's unreasonable not to be popular. I'm going to make a fortune..."
At this moment, Gao Ming seemed to see a brand-new golden road waving towards him, and his mood immediately felt better.
"I make money, I make money, I don't know how to spend it like this. I have a Nokia in my left hand and a Motorola in my right hand. I change my phone number every day through China Unicom and PHS. After I drive a Mercedes-Benz, I drive a BMW. I have nothing to do. I eat sauna and eat lobster..."
Humming his favorite "Make Money" from his previous life, Gao Ming went back to the East Palace in a hurry, but just as he walked to the gate of the East Palace, he saw a black shadow falling from the sky, and hit him on the head with a "slap".
"oops!"
At this time, Gao Ming felt as if his forehead was hit hard by someone with a boxing glove, which made him dizzy for a while, and it took him a while to recover.
"What the hell is it?"
After regaining consciousness, Gao Ming looked around for a while, and soon found the "murder weapon" he hit—
a football.
"Damn it, the maids in the Eastern Palace are getting more and more outrageous. Can this thing be thrown around? This time it hit me, what if it hits the little one?"
For Gao Ming, Xiao Sizi is his younger sister, and any unknown danger that may harm her is unforgivable.
So, he immediately picked up the football on the ground, and walked into the East Palace aggressively. After seeing a lady sweeping the floor, he grabbed the football and put it in front of her.
"Who threw this?"
Seeing Gao Ming's angry face, the little maid who was sweeping the floor was frightened and fell to her knees with a "plop".
"His Royal Highness, calm down, the servant girl really doesn't know!"
Seeing the little girl whose face turned pale with fright, Gao Ming suddenly felt bored, and waved his hand towards her.
"It's fine if you don't know, go and go, it's none of your business!"
"Thank you, Your Royal Highness!"
The little maid thanked her and ran away in a hurry, as if she would come up and eat her alive if she ran slower.
Gao Ming didn't need to ask anything, he frowned immediately, and then continued to walk in. Not long after, he heard the voices of Meng Xin and his little son Li Mingda.
"Si, continue!"
"Hee hee, I got it, Benben will continue!"
"Aww... smack..."
With this crisp sound, Gao Ming immediately saw an oval object fly over his head with a "swish", and fell outside the main entrance of the East Palace.
"..."
Nima, the culprit of feelings is inside!
Thinking of this, Gao Ming rushed into the yard next to him in two steps at a time, and then threw the football in his hand to the ground.
"Who threw the ball?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin and Li Mingda's expressions froze immediately, and then they reached out to Benben, who was squatting on the ground next to him, at the same time.
"It's it!"
As if to prove what he said, Li Mingda immediately took out a football from the bamboo basket next to him and waved it towards Benben on the opposite side.
"Ben Ben, continue!"
After speaking, he threw the rugby to Benben. When Benben saw the rugby flying towards him, he immediately yelled "Wow", and then jumped up and clawed at the rugby.
"Snapped!"
The tiger paw swung by Ben Ben immediately hit the rugby, and with a crisp sound, the rugby flew into the air in an instant, and disappeared outside the courtyard wall in a blink of an eye.
good!home run!marvelous!
Uh……
At this time, Gao Ming suddenly remembered that he came to Xingshi to inquire about the crime, so he straightened his face immediately, and then cupped Li Mingda's little face with both hands.
"Si, brother found that you got out of school very early recently, go back and copy the Analects for me."
"But……"
Seeing that she still wanted to defend herself, Gao Ming narrowed his eyes immediately.
"You dare to disobey the elder brother's words? Huh?"
Faced with Gao Ming's threat, Li Mingda immediately pursed his lips, and now he walked away sullenly. When he walked to the door, he suddenly turned around and stuck out his tongue at Gao Ming, making a grimace.
"Baa... Big Brother is the worst, Sizi is going to tell Father the Emperor!"
Hearing her threat, Gao Ming suddenly smiled, and then waved towards her.
"Go ahead and tell you that the old man has already listed you and Benben as the double evils of the Eastern Palace. If you go, besides the Analects of Confucius, he will definitely punish you for copying "The Rules for Women". If you don't believe me, give it a try."
"Ugh..."
Gao Ming's words immediately hit the little girl's weakness, she ran back immediately, and then gently pulled Gao Ming's sleeve.
"Brother, I won't dare next time, I will be good in the future, brother, don't punish me for copying "The Analects of Confucius", okay? The Analects is so long!"
Seeing her pitiful appearance, Gao Ming was not moved, and kept a straight face.
"The Analects of Confucius is only about [-] characters in total. If you copy it hard for two or three days, you will finish it. After you tell me the conditions, add "Erya"."
Seeing that his weak attack was useless, Li Mingda immediately wrinkled his little nose.
"Hmph! Brother is the worst!"
"Whatever you say!"
"Sizi will ignore Big Brother from now on!"
"You can do it yourself!"
"Sizi is crying, beeping..."
"After crying, remember to copy "The Analects of Confucius". I will check it before dark. If you can't finish copying, you have to eat four cloves of garlic."
"..."
Seeing Gao Ming's resolute attitude, Li Mingda also knew that she couldn't escape. In order to eat less garlic, she pouted and ran to copy the Analects.
After Li Mingda ran away, Gao Ming turned his attention to Meng Xin again. Meng Xin also knew that he seemed to have caused trouble, and when he saw Gao Ming looking at him, he quickly lowered his head.
"His Royal Highness, I know I was wrong."
Seeing her attitude of admitting her mistakes so well, Gao Ming was a little bit dumbfounded.
"You girl, I don't even know what to say about you. Why don't you know how to take care of yourself? Does the injury below still hurt?"
Gao Ming originally wanted to care about her, but Meng Xin felt ashamed when he heard it, and immediately covered his face.
Seeing this scene, Gao Ming immediately laughed.
"Yo ho, I'm still shy, when you pushed me down in the morning..."
"Ah, stop talking, His Royal Highness!"
Before Gao Ming could finish speaking, Meng Xin stamped her feet with a blushing face, then turned around and ran away quickly.
Seeing her disappearing back, Gao Ming suddenly shrugged his shoulders.
"I've done everything and I'm afraid people will say it, it's really..."
Speaking of this, Gao Ming immediately turned his head to look at Benben, seeing its cute appearance, Gao Ming suddenly turned around and took out a football from the bamboo basket, and then waved it towards Benben.
"Ben Ben, catch the ball!"
"Aww... bang!"
"A home run! Well done!"
(End of this chapter)
Hearing Gao Ming mention the name Meng Chao, Li Shimin thought for a while, and quickly realized it.
"Isn't this Meng Chao the father of that Meng Xin?"
Thinking of this, Li Shimin suddenly showed a face of being dumbfounded, and then pointed at Gao Ming and started laughing and cursing.
"Hey... I thought you were concerned about the affairs of Anzhou, but it turned out that you came here to seek an official position for your relatives. You brat, what do you want me to say about you?"
Gao Ming was not embarrassed when Li Shimin noticed his purpose, and smiled at Li Shimin.
"Hey, I'm called to raise a virtuous person without avoiding relatives, and raise a relative without avoiding suspicion. You should understand this truth for a wise and powerful emperor like you, old man?"
As soon as Gao Ming finished speaking, Li Shimin couldn't help laughing again.
"In order to obtain an official position for your relatives, you have worked so hard, well, since you have said everything to this point, if I don't agree, you are going to take back the word 'wise and powerful', right? Ha ha ha ha!"
"Where is it... over the top, over the top..."
"I'm not praising you."
"Really? Then I'll just treat you as a compliment, hehehehe..."
"..."
Seeing Gao Ming being so reticent, Li Shimin smiled wryly and shook his head.
"Okay, I will announce the promotion of Meng Chao to the governor of Anzhou tomorrow morning. Go down if you have nothing to do. Also, take care of the little Si and your tiger. Now the harem calls them the 'Three Evils of the East Palace' gone."
The three evils of the Eastern Palace?
Hearing this address, Gao Ming was stunned immediately: "Sizi and Benben count as two evils, who is the other evil?"
As soon as Gao Ming finished speaking, Li Shimin raised his eyebrows at him: "What do you think?"
"How do I know, I..."
Having said that, Gao Ming suddenly revealed a face of astonishment and pointed to himself.
"The rest of the harm, it's not about me, is it?"
Seeing that Gao Ming had come to his senses, Li Shimin immediately showed a satisfied smile.
"Even if you still have a little self-knowledge..."
"..."
The term "three evils" first appeared in "Book of Jin·Zhou Chu Zhuan". Together with the Nanshan Tiger and Xijiu Jiaolong, they are collectively known as the "Three Plagues of Yangxian City".
Thinking of this allusion, Gao Ming was a little dazed.
"Benben is the Nanshan Tiger, Xiaosi is the Xigui Flood Dragon, I am Zhou Chu, what the hell... who the hell made up this rumor, let me know if I don't punch his shit out!"
Maybe because of being too angry, Gao Ming couldn't help muttering what was in his heart. After hearing his words, Li Shimin immediately became angry.
"go out!"
"Uh……"
Seeing that Li Shimin seemed to be angry, Gao Ming had no choice but to smack his lips, cupped his hands towards him and went out.
"correct!"
When he walked to the door, Gao Ming suddenly thought of something, and immediately turned around and raised his chin towards Li Shimin.
"In the middle of this month, our professional rugby league of Hundred Cavaliers will start. If you have time, old man, go there. It's a rare opportunity to show your face. Having fun with the people can give you a lot of prestige. Okay. ,I am leaving."
After finishing speaking, Gao Ming turned around and left the imperial study room without waiting for Li Shimin to speak. After he left, Li Shimin, who was originally angry, suddenly couldn't help laughing again.
"This brat...the professional football league? Well, it's good to go and have a look..."
For Li Shimin, it doesn't matter what activities he participates in, it's important to increase his reputation, and Gao Ming really recognized this, and immediately "pulled Li Shimin into the water".
"With the old man participating, the league has improved a lot in an instant. It's unreasonable not to be popular. I'm going to make a fortune..."
At this moment, Gao Ming seemed to see a brand-new golden road waving towards him, and his mood immediately felt better.
"I make money, I make money, I don't know how to spend it like this. I have a Nokia in my left hand and a Motorola in my right hand. I change my phone number every day through China Unicom and PHS. After I drive a Mercedes-Benz, I drive a BMW. I have nothing to do. I eat sauna and eat lobster..."
Humming his favorite "Make Money" from his previous life, Gao Ming went back to the East Palace in a hurry, but just as he walked to the gate of the East Palace, he saw a black shadow falling from the sky, and hit him on the head with a "slap".
"oops!"
At this time, Gao Ming felt as if his forehead was hit hard by someone with a boxing glove, which made him dizzy for a while, and it took him a while to recover.
"What the hell is it?"
After regaining consciousness, Gao Ming looked around for a while, and soon found the "murder weapon" he hit—
a football.
"Damn it, the maids in the Eastern Palace are getting more and more outrageous. Can this thing be thrown around? This time it hit me, what if it hits the little one?"
For Gao Ming, Xiao Sizi is his younger sister, and any unknown danger that may harm her is unforgivable.
So, he immediately picked up the football on the ground, and walked into the East Palace aggressively. After seeing a lady sweeping the floor, he grabbed the football and put it in front of her.
"Who threw this?"
Seeing Gao Ming's angry face, the little maid who was sweeping the floor was frightened and fell to her knees with a "plop".
"His Royal Highness, calm down, the servant girl really doesn't know!"
Seeing the little girl whose face turned pale with fright, Gao Ming suddenly felt bored, and waved his hand towards her.
"It's fine if you don't know, go and go, it's none of your business!"
"Thank you, Your Royal Highness!"
The little maid thanked her and ran away in a hurry, as if she would come up and eat her alive if she ran slower.
Gao Ming didn't need to ask anything, he frowned immediately, and then continued to walk in. Not long after, he heard the voices of Meng Xin and his little son Li Mingda.
"Si, continue!"
"Hee hee, I got it, Benben will continue!"
"Aww... smack..."
With this crisp sound, Gao Ming immediately saw an oval object fly over his head with a "swish", and fell outside the main entrance of the East Palace.
"..."
Nima, the culprit of feelings is inside!
Thinking of this, Gao Ming rushed into the yard next to him in two steps at a time, and then threw the football in his hand to the ground.
"Who threw the ball?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin and Li Mingda's expressions froze immediately, and then they reached out to Benben, who was squatting on the ground next to him, at the same time.
"It's it!"
As if to prove what he said, Li Mingda immediately took out a football from the bamboo basket next to him and waved it towards Benben on the opposite side.
"Ben Ben, continue!"
After speaking, he threw the rugby to Benben. When Benben saw the rugby flying towards him, he immediately yelled "Wow", and then jumped up and clawed at the rugby.
"Snapped!"
The tiger paw swung by Ben Ben immediately hit the rugby, and with a crisp sound, the rugby flew into the air in an instant, and disappeared outside the courtyard wall in a blink of an eye.
good!home run!marvelous!
Uh……
At this time, Gao Ming suddenly remembered that he came to Xingshi to inquire about the crime, so he straightened his face immediately, and then cupped Li Mingda's little face with both hands.
"Si, brother found that you got out of school very early recently, go back and copy the Analects for me."
"But……"
Seeing that she still wanted to defend herself, Gao Ming narrowed his eyes immediately.
"You dare to disobey the elder brother's words? Huh?"
Faced with Gao Ming's threat, Li Mingda immediately pursed his lips, and now he walked away sullenly. When he walked to the door, he suddenly turned around and stuck out his tongue at Gao Ming, making a grimace.
"Baa... Big Brother is the worst, Sizi is going to tell Father the Emperor!"
Hearing her threat, Gao Ming suddenly smiled, and then waved towards her.
"Go ahead and tell you that the old man has already listed you and Benben as the double evils of the Eastern Palace. If you go, besides the Analects of Confucius, he will definitely punish you for copying "The Rules for Women". If you don't believe me, give it a try."
"Ugh..."
Gao Ming's words immediately hit the little girl's weakness, she ran back immediately, and then gently pulled Gao Ming's sleeve.
"Brother, I won't dare next time, I will be good in the future, brother, don't punish me for copying "The Analects of Confucius", okay? The Analects is so long!"
Seeing her pitiful appearance, Gao Ming was not moved, and kept a straight face.
"The Analects of Confucius is only about [-] characters in total. If you copy it hard for two or three days, you will finish it. After you tell me the conditions, add "Erya"."
Seeing that his weak attack was useless, Li Mingda immediately wrinkled his little nose.
"Hmph! Brother is the worst!"
"Whatever you say!"
"Sizi will ignore Big Brother from now on!"
"You can do it yourself!"
"Sizi is crying, beeping..."
"After crying, remember to copy "The Analects of Confucius". I will check it before dark. If you can't finish copying, you have to eat four cloves of garlic."
"..."
Seeing Gao Ming's resolute attitude, Li Mingda also knew that she couldn't escape. In order to eat less garlic, she pouted and ran to copy the Analects.
After Li Mingda ran away, Gao Ming turned his attention to Meng Xin again. Meng Xin also knew that he seemed to have caused trouble, and when he saw Gao Ming looking at him, he quickly lowered his head.
"His Royal Highness, I know I was wrong."
Seeing her attitude of admitting her mistakes so well, Gao Ming was a little bit dumbfounded.
"You girl, I don't even know what to say about you. Why don't you know how to take care of yourself? Does the injury below still hurt?"
Gao Ming originally wanted to care about her, but Meng Xin felt ashamed when he heard it, and immediately covered his face.
Seeing this scene, Gao Ming immediately laughed.
"Yo ho, I'm still shy, when you pushed me down in the morning..."
"Ah, stop talking, His Royal Highness!"
Before Gao Ming could finish speaking, Meng Xin stamped her feet with a blushing face, then turned around and ran away quickly.
Seeing her disappearing back, Gao Ming suddenly shrugged his shoulders.
"I've done everything and I'm afraid people will say it, it's really..."
Speaking of this, Gao Ming immediately turned his head to look at Benben, seeing its cute appearance, Gao Ming suddenly turned around and took out a football from the bamboo basket, and then waved it towards Benben.
"Ben Ben, catch the ball!"
"Aww... bang!"
"A home run! Well done!"
(End of this chapter)
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