Prince of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 319 Liu Bing's Wish
Chapter 319 Liu Bing's Wish
Hearing that Gao Ming wanted to bet with him, Liu Bing was stunned.
"Too... His Royal Highness, it's not that this old servant doesn't want to bet with His Royal Highness, it's that this old slave has nothing. If His Royal Highness's interest is ruined, this old slave really deserves to die..."
As he said that, Liu Bing was about to kneel down to Gao Ming, but before he knelt down, Gao Ming grabbed him.
"Speak well, don't kneel down at every turn, we are old acquaintances, I don't like this, get up!"
"Yes!"
Seeing that Gao Ming's expression did not seem to be fake, Liu Bing stood up with a promise, and then bowed to Gao Ming again.
"Thank you, His Royal Highness, for your generosity!"
"Ok!"
Seeing Liu Bing standing up, Gao Ming nodded and patted him on the shoulder.
"Sixth, let's do it. Just follow what I said just now. Let's make a bet. If I can turn my old man's anger into joy and treat me to dinner, I will win, otherwise you will win. If you win, we will win." I'll give you something nice!"
Having said that, Gao Ming winked at Liu Bing.
"A great thing that will completely cover up your body odor!"
As soon as Gao Ming finished speaking, Liu Bing's eyes widened and he took a deep breath.
"Hiss...is there really such a good thing?"
Of course, there was a reason why Liu Bing was so excited. Like the old eunuch he was in, due to physical defects, he often couldn't control the urine, so there was always a peculiar smell on his body.
The most important thing is that Liu Bing is dedicated to serving Li Shimin. As the emperor's close servant, he naturally cannot let Li Shimin smell this "indecent smell", so covering up the smell has become one of Liu Bing's daily compulsory courses.
In order to cover up this peculiar smell, Liu Bing needs to use a lot of sandalwood to fumigate his clothes every day, and at the same time wear several sachets on his body, in order to use the smell of sandalwood to cover up the peculiar smell on his body.
But it is a pity that the effect is very little, and recently he found that Li Shimin has subconsciously kept a distance from him, which made Liu Bing feel very scared.
What would happen to a eunuch who was hated by the emperor?
Every time he thought of this question, Liu Bing shuddered.
Therefore, when he heard that Gao Ming had something that could completely cover up the peculiar smell on his body, he could no longer control his excitement, and knelt down towards Gao Ming with a "plop".
"His Royal Highness, how can I get this treasure? But based on His Royal Highness' words, this old slave is willing to die for His Royal Highness!"
Speaking of this, he immediately kowtowed three times to Gao Ming.
Seeing Liu Bing's excited expression, the corners of Gao Ming's mouth twitched immediately.
"Uh... It's just a gadget, not a treasure. Why are you so excited, old Liu? Get up!"
After speaking, Gao Ming reached out to help Liu Bing, but Liu Bing shook his head.
"His Royal Highness, it may be a small thing for you, but it is a life-saving treasure for this old servant. Please forgive me, Your Highness!"
As he spoke, he kowtowed to Gao Ming a few more times.
Watching this scene, Gao Ming could only sigh, and then nodded.
"Hey... well, since you have said so, I agree, you can find some flowers that are more fragrant later, and you can get me some, and I will give you a bottle after I make the perfume, get up quickly Bar!"
"Thank you, Your Highness, thank you, Your Highness..."
Hearing that Gao Ming agreed, Liu Bing was overjoyed and kowtowed to Gao Ming twice before standing up.
Seeing him so excited, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing.
"Well, the bet hasn't even started yet, so you begged for the bet first. It seems that I am really not suitable for opening the market, right?"
Liu Bing heard Gao Ming's joke, and a hint of embarrassment appeared on his face.
"His Royal Highness, this old slave is indeed taking the liberty. In the future, if His Royal Highness has something to do, please tell this old slave, and this old slave will definitely make it beautiful for you, right!"
Speaking of this, Liu Bing seemed to have thought of something, his eyes lit up immediately, and he hastily cupped his hands at Gao Ming again.
"Reporting to His Royal Highness, the last time you asked the old slave to find a strong woman to enter the palace to replace the eunuch, the old slave has already done it, and now nearly five hundred female warriors have entered the palace to listen to them, all of them are good hands, ordinary little eunuchs , two or three are not their opponents!"
Hearing Liu Bing's words, Gao Ming remembered that he had indeed ordered Liu Bing to do this, so he smacked his lips and nodded.
"Well, okay, let's start from my East Palace. Later, you take these female men, uh... no, they are female wrestlers to the East Palace, and let them change into eunuch clothes, which can be regarded as formal work. As for Those former eunuchs should be arranged elsewhere!"
"Yes!"
While talking, the two came to the door of the Imperial Study Room. Gao Ming waved his hand towards Liu Bing and went in. After Gao Ming entered, Liu Bing immediately called the two passing maids to his side.
"Hey, you two, we ask you, what other flowers are blooming at this time, and they are more fragrant?"
Fragrant flowers?
After hearing Liu Bing's words, the two court ladies immediately looked at each other, and then one of them gave him a blessing.
"Reporting to Eunuch Liu, there are many flowers blooming this season, but the most fragrant ones are peonies."
As soon as she finished speaking, the other maid also nodded.
"Yes, yes, Concubine Yin took her bath with peony petals yesterday, it was delicious!"
"Peony flowers?"
Hearing what the two said, Liu Bing immediately smiled and nodded, then reached out and took out a sling of money from his bosom, and put it in the hand of one of the maids.
"Here is two hundred Wen, you go and get me a bag of peony flowers, and I will give you the rest!"
"This……"
In the past, it was they who stuffed money into Liu Bing's hands, but this time it was the other way around. Seeing Liu Bing stuffed money into their hands, the two maids were stunned.
After reacting, the two shook their heads one after another.
"No, no, no... Eunuch Liu, peony flowers are not worth much. If you want them, we will find them for you, but the money..."
Before they could finish speaking, Liu Bing interrupted them with a wave.
"Okay, you don't need to talk about it. His Highness the Crown Prince likes honest people. If our family bullies you and let His Highness the Crown Prince know about it later, he will definitely not be happy. We will give you the money, and you just take it!"
"Thank you, Eunuch Liu, we will get you peony flowers right now!"
Seeing that Liu Bing had said so, the two maids had no choice but to collect the money, and then hurriedly went to help Liu Bing find flowers.
Looking at the back of them leaving, Liu Bing suddenly showed a satisfied smile on his face.
"Well, when they bring the flowers, our family will immediately send them to the East Palace. What did His Highness say the baby was called? Perfume? Well, you can tell it's a good thing when you hear it, haha..."
Thinking of this, Liu Bing looked at the door of the Imperial Study Room, put his palms together, and began to mutter.
"God bless, I hope His Majesty will not embarrass His Highness the Crown Prince, and make His Highness happy, and give our family one of the perfumes made later, God bless... Amitabha..."
(End of this chapter)
Hearing that Gao Ming wanted to bet with him, Liu Bing was stunned.
"Too... His Royal Highness, it's not that this old servant doesn't want to bet with His Royal Highness, it's that this old slave has nothing. If His Royal Highness's interest is ruined, this old slave really deserves to die..."
As he said that, Liu Bing was about to kneel down to Gao Ming, but before he knelt down, Gao Ming grabbed him.
"Speak well, don't kneel down at every turn, we are old acquaintances, I don't like this, get up!"
"Yes!"
Seeing that Gao Ming's expression did not seem to be fake, Liu Bing stood up with a promise, and then bowed to Gao Ming again.
"Thank you, His Royal Highness, for your generosity!"
"Ok!"
Seeing Liu Bing standing up, Gao Ming nodded and patted him on the shoulder.
"Sixth, let's do it. Just follow what I said just now. Let's make a bet. If I can turn my old man's anger into joy and treat me to dinner, I will win, otherwise you will win. If you win, we will win." I'll give you something nice!"
Having said that, Gao Ming winked at Liu Bing.
"A great thing that will completely cover up your body odor!"
As soon as Gao Ming finished speaking, Liu Bing's eyes widened and he took a deep breath.
"Hiss...is there really such a good thing?"
Of course, there was a reason why Liu Bing was so excited. Like the old eunuch he was in, due to physical defects, he often couldn't control the urine, so there was always a peculiar smell on his body.
The most important thing is that Liu Bing is dedicated to serving Li Shimin. As the emperor's close servant, he naturally cannot let Li Shimin smell this "indecent smell", so covering up the smell has become one of Liu Bing's daily compulsory courses.
In order to cover up this peculiar smell, Liu Bing needs to use a lot of sandalwood to fumigate his clothes every day, and at the same time wear several sachets on his body, in order to use the smell of sandalwood to cover up the peculiar smell on his body.
But it is a pity that the effect is very little, and recently he found that Li Shimin has subconsciously kept a distance from him, which made Liu Bing feel very scared.
What would happen to a eunuch who was hated by the emperor?
Every time he thought of this question, Liu Bing shuddered.
Therefore, when he heard that Gao Ming had something that could completely cover up the peculiar smell on his body, he could no longer control his excitement, and knelt down towards Gao Ming with a "plop".
"His Royal Highness, how can I get this treasure? But based on His Royal Highness' words, this old slave is willing to die for His Royal Highness!"
Speaking of this, he immediately kowtowed three times to Gao Ming.
Seeing Liu Bing's excited expression, the corners of Gao Ming's mouth twitched immediately.
"Uh... It's just a gadget, not a treasure. Why are you so excited, old Liu? Get up!"
After speaking, Gao Ming reached out to help Liu Bing, but Liu Bing shook his head.
"His Royal Highness, it may be a small thing for you, but it is a life-saving treasure for this old servant. Please forgive me, Your Highness!"
As he spoke, he kowtowed to Gao Ming a few more times.
Watching this scene, Gao Ming could only sigh, and then nodded.
"Hey... well, since you have said so, I agree, you can find some flowers that are more fragrant later, and you can get me some, and I will give you a bottle after I make the perfume, get up quickly Bar!"
"Thank you, Your Highness, thank you, Your Highness..."
Hearing that Gao Ming agreed, Liu Bing was overjoyed and kowtowed to Gao Ming twice before standing up.
Seeing him so excited, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing.
"Well, the bet hasn't even started yet, so you begged for the bet first. It seems that I am really not suitable for opening the market, right?"
Liu Bing heard Gao Ming's joke, and a hint of embarrassment appeared on his face.
"His Royal Highness, this old slave is indeed taking the liberty. In the future, if His Royal Highness has something to do, please tell this old slave, and this old slave will definitely make it beautiful for you, right!"
Speaking of this, Liu Bing seemed to have thought of something, his eyes lit up immediately, and he hastily cupped his hands at Gao Ming again.
"Reporting to His Royal Highness, the last time you asked the old slave to find a strong woman to enter the palace to replace the eunuch, the old slave has already done it, and now nearly five hundred female warriors have entered the palace to listen to them, all of them are good hands, ordinary little eunuchs , two or three are not their opponents!"
Hearing Liu Bing's words, Gao Ming remembered that he had indeed ordered Liu Bing to do this, so he smacked his lips and nodded.
"Well, okay, let's start from my East Palace. Later, you take these female men, uh... no, they are female wrestlers to the East Palace, and let them change into eunuch clothes, which can be regarded as formal work. As for Those former eunuchs should be arranged elsewhere!"
"Yes!"
While talking, the two came to the door of the Imperial Study Room. Gao Ming waved his hand towards Liu Bing and went in. After Gao Ming entered, Liu Bing immediately called the two passing maids to his side.
"Hey, you two, we ask you, what other flowers are blooming at this time, and they are more fragrant?"
Fragrant flowers?
After hearing Liu Bing's words, the two court ladies immediately looked at each other, and then one of them gave him a blessing.
"Reporting to Eunuch Liu, there are many flowers blooming this season, but the most fragrant ones are peonies."
As soon as she finished speaking, the other maid also nodded.
"Yes, yes, Concubine Yin took her bath with peony petals yesterday, it was delicious!"
"Peony flowers?"
Hearing what the two said, Liu Bing immediately smiled and nodded, then reached out and took out a sling of money from his bosom, and put it in the hand of one of the maids.
"Here is two hundred Wen, you go and get me a bag of peony flowers, and I will give you the rest!"
"This……"
In the past, it was they who stuffed money into Liu Bing's hands, but this time it was the other way around. Seeing Liu Bing stuffed money into their hands, the two maids were stunned.
After reacting, the two shook their heads one after another.
"No, no, no... Eunuch Liu, peony flowers are not worth much. If you want them, we will find them for you, but the money..."
Before they could finish speaking, Liu Bing interrupted them with a wave.
"Okay, you don't need to talk about it. His Highness the Crown Prince likes honest people. If our family bullies you and let His Highness the Crown Prince know about it later, he will definitely not be happy. We will give you the money, and you just take it!"
"Thank you, Eunuch Liu, we will get you peony flowers right now!"
Seeing that Liu Bing had said so, the two maids had no choice but to collect the money, and then hurriedly went to help Liu Bing find flowers.
Looking at the back of them leaving, Liu Bing suddenly showed a satisfied smile on his face.
"Well, when they bring the flowers, our family will immediately send them to the East Palace. What did His Highness say the baby was called? Perfume? Well, you can tell it's a good thing when you hear it, haha..."
Thinking of this, Liu Bing looked at the door of the Imperial Study Room, put his palms together, and began to mutter.
"God bless, I hope His Majesty will not embarrass His Highness the Crown Prince, and make His Highness happy, and give our family one of the perfumes made later, God bless... Amitabha..."
(End of this chapter)
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