Prince of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 332 Female Warrior

After being caressed by Gao Ming just now, Li Shimin even got goose bumps.

Seeing his stunned expression at this moment, Li Shimin burst into flames and glared at him fiercely again.

"Why don't you take your hand off my neck? Hmph!"

"Oh!"

Hearing Li Shimin's words, Gao Ming felt his hand away from his neck, and then smiled obsequiously towards Li Shimin.

"Hey, I couldn't help it for a while, you are so wise and mighty, I believe you can understand my admiration for you, hey hey..."

"..."

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Shimin immediately gave him an annoyed look.

"You can say anything with this mouth, well, leave your things and go out!"

"Oh!"

Seeing that Li Shimin issued the order to evict the guests, Gao Ming nodded immediately, then turned and left, but after walking two steps, he quickly turned back and took three bottles of perfume from the bamboo basket and stuffed them into his arms.

Seeing Gao Ming's actions, Li Shimin's eyes widened.

"you……"

Seeing Li Shimin looking at him in astonishment, Gao Ming immediately shrugged towards him.

"Don't look at me like that. I'm going to take these three bottles back to Wan'er, Zhou Hong, and Meng Xin. The rest are yours. Alright, I'm leaving first."

Speaking of this, Gao Ming turned his head towards the servant again.

"Servant, let's go!"

"Yes!"

With that said, the two left the imperial study room one after the other.

Gao Ming didn't know that just as they left, Li Shimin couldn't wait to pick up the perfume on the side and pull off the cap, then poured some out and applied it on his hands and face.

After painting, he took a deep breath, and his face was suddenly intoxicated.

"Fragrant, really fragrant!"

Li Shimin is so excited to put perfume on himself, of course not because he has a psychological problem, but because he is an "authentic" Tang man.

In fact, in the era of the Tang Dynasty, smearing makeup and powder was not the monopoly of women. There were also many men who liked to do it, and everyone regarded it as normal.

In other words, the most indispensable thing in Datang is the female gun.

Men in the Tang Dynasty more or less have a "mother" side. In addition to applying makeup, they also have some other hobbies, such as wearing flowers.

Take Li Shimin as an example. Once during the Mid-Autumn Festival, he took a group of officials to visit the imperial garden together. Looking at the autumn chrysanthemums blooming in the imperial garden, he suddenly picked one and put it on his ear on a whim.

If it was in later generations, this kind of practice would definitely cause a lot of nausea, but in Datang, seeing Li Shimin's behavior, instead of being surprised, all the officials clapped their hands and praised him for wearing so many flowers well and beautifully. beautiful.

From this we can see what the atmosphere of Datang was like.

Even putting on makeup and wearing flowers is not uncommon, and putting on perfume is naturally nothing.

Gao Ming gave Li Shimin more than 30 bottles of perfume. He thought that Li Shimin would distribute the perfume to more than [-] concubines, but Li Shimin obviously didn't think so.

Li Shimin only planned to give these perfumes to his four concubines and nine concubines, and he planned to use the rest for himself, because for him, the real fragrance was only his own fragrance!

Li Shimin obviously didn't know what he was thinking. After giving the perfume to Li Shimin, he left the Imperial Study Room with his sword and returned to the East Palace.

As soon as he returned to the East Palace, Gao Ming was startled by the two people standing at the door and gasped.

"hiss……"

Gao Ming remembered that it used to be two handsome young eunuchs guarding here, but now they have turned into two fat women with big arms and round waists!

At this time, the two fat women standing in front of Gao Ming were at least 1.8 meters tall, and one arm was as thick as Gao Ming's calf. They looked like a mountain of flesh.

Gao Ming roughly estimated that the two of them weighed no less than [-] catties!

"Oh shit, humanoid tank, what's going on?"

Seeing Gao Ming's shock, Shi Shu covered his mouth and laughed.

"Hee hee, Your Highness, have you forgotten? This is the person you asked Eunuch Liu to send!"

"Sent by Liu Bing?"

"Yup!"

Seeing Gao Ming's reaction, Shi Shu smiled even more happily.

"Eunuch Liu said that these sisters are all strong men, and even two or three big men can't get close to them, they are amazing!"

"Uh……"

Gao Ming felt that Liu Bing was being modest. He didn't say anything else, just said the two standing in front of him, not to mention two or three people, ten of them like him would not be enough to fight them.

"Nanadi Kuma, if in later generations, these two fat women go to participate in the sumo tournament in the island country, they may be yokozuna-level figures. It's a shame to follow me. Where did Liu Bing find that guy? These two are the best?"

Although Shi Shu couldn't understand what Gao Ming was saying, she couldn't help laughing again when she heard Gao Ming's admiring tone.

"Hehe, Your Royal Highness, Eunuch Liu has sent five hundred female warriors. Besides Sister Ruhua and Sister Siyu, there are 490 or eight more. The whole afternoon, the Crown Princess arranged for them, and... ..."

"and many more!"

Before Shi Shu finished speaking, Gao Ming interrupted her with his palm.

"Shi Shu, just now you said how many fat women like this are there?"

"Eight in 490, aren't these the ones that His Royal Highness asked Eunuch Liu to send?"

"Uh……"

Hearing Shi Shu's answer, Gao Ming was stunned.

There is no doubt that this order was indeed issued by Gao Ming himself, to replace the eunuchs with strong female warriors, and to gradually abolish the eunuch system in the Tang Dynasty. Surprised him so much.

Soon, Gao Ming suppressed the shock in his heart, and while wiping the sweat from his forehead, he let out a long sigh.

"Hey...forget it, since everyone has been sent here, let your crown princess arrange it."

"Yes!"

At this moment, Gao Ming suddenly heard something, and he immediately smacked his lips.

"Tsk tsk... By the way, Shishu, just now you said Ruhua and Siyu, who are they?"

As soon as Gao Ming's words fell, before Shi Shu could speak, there was a muffled thunderous voice from beside him.

"Slaves like flowers have seen His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!"

"My servant Siyu has seen His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!"

Hearing this voice, Gao Ming turned his head and saw the two "mountains of meat" standing in front of him suddenly knelt down towards him. When they knelt down, Gao Ming seemed to see some dust on the ground starting to up.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming's eyes straightened.

"Are you as beautiful as flowers and jade?"

"Yes, His Royal Highness!"

"..."

Hearing that the two admitted, Gao Ming immediately wiped his face, and looked at the two with a complex expression on his face.

"The name Ru Hua Si Yu really wronged you, I decided to change your names, from now on, one of you will be called Tank, and the other will be called Roller!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)