Prince of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 456 The Nezha Incident
Chapter 456 The Nezha Incident
When Gao Ming woke up, it was already the next morning.
Watching him wake up, Meng Xin, who was standing by, hurriedly stepped forward to help him dress and wash, and then asked him softly.
"Your Highness, my concubine has already had the white porridge cooked. Do you want them to serve it now?"
Hearing Meng Xin's words, Gao Ming immediately waved towards her.
"No, I'm not hungry."
Speaking of this, Gao Ming suddenly thought of something, and immediately asked Meng Xin.
"By the way, Xin'er, I remember I was drinking with Wei Guogong last night, how did I get back?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin seemed to think of something, first blushed pretty, and then glared at Gao Ming.
"Your Highness also said that after you got drunk last night, you not only called Nezha, but also kept pestering Duke Wei, asking him to show you some tower, and later even showed Duke Wei his old man's pagoda. The trousers have been ripped off, what do you want to see, Your Highness?"
"..."
I want to see King Tota Lee!
Of course Gao Ming couldn't say this to Meng Xin, so he could only pat his aching head, and then smiled wryly.
"I drank the fragment, and I don't remember anything. By the way, what about Duke Wei?"
"Go see Duke Lu off!"
Hearing Meng Xin's words, Gao Ming immediately understood that Li Jing must be afraid of embarrassing himself, so he found a reason to avoid him.
Thinking of this, he immediately sighed.
"Well, it seems that I will drink more leisurely in the future, but now it is said that wine quality depends on character. It stands to reason that my character is so good, so it is impossible for my wine quality to be so bad?"
"whee……"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin covered her mouth and laughed.
"My concubine also finds it strange. In the past, Your Highness, when you were drunk, you usually sang and sang. This is the first time I have seen a concubine like last night. By the way, Your Highness, the 'Nezha' you mentioned last night Who is it?"
"Nezha?"
Seeing Meng Xin's curious expression, Gao Ming was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed.
"Well, since you asked, I'll tell you something. If we want to talk about this Nezha, we have to start with a place. The name of this place is Chentangguan..."
Nezha was one of Gao Ming's favorite mythical characters when he was a child, so Gao Ming knew the story of Nezha by heart, and immediately told Meng Xin.
"It is said that in the last years of the Yin and Shang Dynasties, Mrs. Yin, the wife of Li Jing, the commander-in-chief of Chentang Pass, finally gave birth to a meat ball after three years and six months of pregnancy..."
Meng Xin: "(⊙o⊙)..."
Gao Ming spoke clearly and clearly, Meng Xin listened with gusto, neither of them noticed that the two guards at the door were also listening carefully with their ears up.
In this era of lack of entertainment, it is undoubtedly a very rare enjoyment to hear a good story, so when Gao Ming finished telling the story of "Nezha Nao Hai", the faces of the two soldiers at the door showed satisfied expression.
This story is simply too good to listen to!
At this time, both of them felt that they were very happy to be able to stand guard for Gao Ming, but it is better to have fun alone than to have fun together, so they decided that after the guard change, they would tell this story to their companions.
As a matter of fact, they did so. After the word of mouth of the soldiers, in less than three days, the tens of thousands of soldiers guarding Pyongyang knew the story of "Nezha Naohai" .
In fact, Li Jing had sons, and his two sons were named Li Dejian and Li Deju. Unfortunately, the soldiers didn't care about this, and they recognized Li Jing's son as Nezha.
Therefore, whenever Li Jing saw soldiers looking at him with piercing eyes, he always felt a little helpless.
"Other wives conceived in October and gave birth to a baby. My wife gave birth to a ball after being pregnant for three years and six months. What the hell is going on!"
Li Jing was not stupid enough to gag the soldiers, because he knew that doing so would only make things worse.
In addition, this matter was originally created by Gao Ming, and Li Jing couldn't find trouble with Gao Ming, so he could only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, unable to express his suffering.
When the "Nezha incident" was in turmoil, Huzi also returned from Luoyang by car, and immediately went to see Gao Ming after returning.
"His Royal Highness, the boxes you asked me to send to Luoyang, I sent them all to the warehouse of Tiance Mansion and locked them up."
Hearing Huzi's words, Gao Ming nodded immediately.
"Well, that's all right, you can go to the school grounds to find E Guogong, he has been waiting for you for several days!"
"Yes!"
Huzi is an honest person, he didn't ask Gao Ming why he asked him to go to Yu Chigong, after receiving Gao Ming's order, he agreed and left immediately.
After Huzi left, Gao Ming raised his chin towards Meng Xin.
"Xin'er, go and tell Duke Wei that we should go!"
"what?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin was stunned for a moment.
"Go? Where to go?"
Seeing her dazed look, Gao Ming suddenly smiled, and stroked the hair on the back of her head.
"Silly girl, where else can I go? Of course I'm going back to Chang'an, go and tell Duke Wei!"
"Ok!"
Gao Ming's intimate gesture made Meng Xin blush, she nodded quickly, then quickly ran away with her head down.
But being shy was shy, Meng Xin was still unambiguous in handling business, and brought Li Jing back in less than half an hour.
After seeing Gao Ming, Li Jing immediately showed a wry smile.
"His Royal Highness, your story will make the old minister miserable!"
About the "Nezha incident", Gao Ming also knew something, so when he heard Li Jing's words, he immediately laughed.
"Haha, Duke Wei's words are wrong. It's a great thing for you to be famous this time. When I go back, I'll ask someone to build you a pagoda and hold it in my hand. It's also worthy of your name as the King of Tota. Maybe you will return It can be left in history!"
"..."
Now Li Shimin is called the Son of Heaven. If Li Jing dares to be called the King of Heaven, let alone his name will be remembered in history, he may not even be able to keep his life after returning.
So after hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Jing laughed even more bitterly.
"I don't dare to be called the king of heaven. The old minister can live a peaceful life for a few days. Please forgive me, Your Highness!"
Gao Ming also knew that enough is enough. Seeing Li Jing's bitter face, he immediately waved to him.
"Okay, Duke Wei, I was just joking with you, don't mind too much, now the steam engine warship has also arrived, and it is parked in the bay outside Pyongyang City, let's set off now, sail early I can also return to Chang'an sooner!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Jing nodded immediately.
"The old minister thinks the same way, so let's go!"
Li Jing didn't have anything to bring, so he set off empty-handed, but he had a lot of smart things, there were nearly dozens of boxes, big and small, these were the gold, silver and jewels he had found in recent days.
Gao Ming didn't take the tank with him, but left it to Li Ji, and asked him to drive the tank back when he returned to the court.
Seeing that Gao Ming was willing to keep the treasure of tanks, the "township" for his own use, Li Ji naturally accepted the order happily.
After explaining everything that should be explained, Gao Ming gave an order to the soldiers in charge of sailing.
"Departure, return to Chang'an!"
"Yes!"
(End of this chapter)
When Gao Ming woke up, it was already the next morning.
Watching him wake up, Meng Xin, who was standing by, hurriedly stepped forward to help him dress and wash, and then asked him softly.
"Your Highness, my concubine has already had the white porridge cooked. Do you want them to serve it now?"
Hearing Meng Xin's words, Gao Ming immediately waved towards her.
"No, I'm not hungry."
Speaking of this, Gao Ming suddenly thought of something, and immediately asked Meng Xin.
"By the way, Xin'er, I remember I was drinking with Wei Guogong last night, how did I get back?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin seemed to think of something, first blushed pretty, and then glared at Gao Ming.
"Your Highness also said that after you got drunk last night, you not only called Nezha, but also kept pestering Duke Wei, asking him to show you some tower, and later even showed Duke Wei his old man's pagoda. The trousers have been ripped off, what do you want to see, Your Highness?"
"..."
I want to see King Tota Lee!
Of course Gao Ming couldn't say this to Meng Xin, so he could only pat his aching head, and then smiled wryly.
"I drank the fragment, and I don't remember anything. By the way, what about Duke Wei?"
"Go see Duke Lu off!"
Hearing Meng Xin's words, Gao Ming immediately understood that Li Jing must be afraid of embarrassing himself, so he found a reason to avoid him.
Thinking of this, he immediately sighed.
"Well, it seems that I will drink more leisurely in the future, but now it is said that wine quality depends on character. It stands to reason that my character is so good, so it is impossible for my wine quality to be so bad?"
"whee……"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin covered her mouth and laughed.
"My concubine also finds it strange. In the past, Your Highness, when you were drunk, you usually sang and sang. This is the first time I have seen a concubine like last night. By the way, Your Highness, the 'Nezha' you mentioned last night Who is it?"
"Nezha?"
Seeing Meng Xin's curious expression, Gao Ming was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed.
"Well, since you asked, I'll tell you something. If we want to talk about this Nezha, we have to start with a place. The name of this place is Chentangguan..."
Nezha was one of Gao Ming's favorite mythical characters when he was a child, so Gao Ming knew the story of Nezha by heart, and immediately told Meng Xin.
"It is said that in the last years of the Yin and Shang Dynasties, Mrs. Yin, the wife of Li Jing, the commander-in-chief of Chentang Pass, finally gave birth to a meat ball after three years and six months of pregnancy..."
Meng Xin: "(⊙o⊙)..."
Gao Ming spoke clearly and clearly, Meng Xin listened with gusto, neither of them noticed that the two guards at the door were also listening carefully with their ears up.
In this era of lack of entertainment, it is undoubtedly a very rare enjoyment to hear a good story, so when Gao Ming finished telling the story of "Nezha Nao Hai", the faces of the two soldiers at the door showed satisfied expression.
This story is simply too good to listen to!
At this time, both of them felt that they were very happy to be able to stand guard for Gao Ming, but it is better to have fun alone than to have fun together, so they decided that after the guard change, they would tell this story to their companions.
As a matter of fact, they did so. After the word of mouth of the soldiers, in less than three days, the tens of thousands of soldiers guarding Pyongyang knew the story of "Nezha Naohai" .
In fact, Li Jing had sons, and his two sons were named Li Dejian and Li Deju. Unfortunately, the soldiers didn't care about this, and they recognized Li Jing's son as Nezha.
Therefore, whenever Li Jing saw soldiers looking at him with piercing eyes, he always felt a little helpless.
"Other wives conceived in October and gave birth to a baby. My wife gave birth to a ball after being pregnant for three years and six months. What the hell is going on!"
Li Jing was not stupid enough to gag the soldiers, because he knew that doing so would only make things worse.
In addition, this matter was originally created by Gao Ming, and Li Jing couldn't find trouble with Gao Ming, so he could only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, unable to express his suffering.
When the "Nezha incident" was in turmoil, Huzi also returned from Luoyang by car, and immediately went to see Gao Ming after returning.
"His Royal Highness, the boxes you asked me to send to Luoyang, I sent them all to the warehouse of Tiance Mansion and locked them up."
Hearing Huzi's words, Gao Ming nodded immediately.
"Well, that's all right, you can go to the school grounds to find E Guogong, he has been waiting for you for several days!"
"Yes!"
Huzi is an honest person, he didn't ask Gao Ming why he asked him to go to Yu Chigong, after receiving Gao Ming's order, he agreed and left immediately.
After Huzi left, Gao Ming raised his chin towards Meng Xin.
"Xin'er, go and tell Duke Wei that we should go!"
"what?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin was stunned for a moment.
"Go? Where to go?"
Seeing her dazed look, Gao Ming suddenly smiled, and stroked the hair on the back of her head.
"Silly girl, where else can I go? Of course I'm going back to Chang'an, go and tell Duke Wei!"
"Ok!"
Gao Ming's intimate gesture made Meng Xin blush, she nodded quickly, then quickly ran away with her head down.
But being shy was shy, Meng Xin was still unambiguous in handling business, and brought Li Jing back in less than half an hour.
After seeing Gao Ming, Li Jing immediately showed a wry smile.
"His Royal Highness, your story will make the old minister miserable!"
About the "Nezha incident", Gao Ming also knew something, so when he heard Li Jing's words, he immediately laughed.
"Haha, Duke Wei's words are wrong. It's a great thing for you to be famous this time. When I go back, I'll ask someone to build you a pagoda and hold it in my hand. It's also worthy of your name as the King of Tota. Maybe you will return It can be left in history!"
"..."
Now Li Shimin is called the Son of Heaven. If Li Jing dares to be called the King of Heaven, let alone his name will be remembered in history, he may not even be able to keep his life after returning.
So after hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Jing laughed even more bitterly.
"I don't dare to be called the king of heaven. The old minister can live a peaceful life for a few days. Please forgive me, Your Highness!"
Gao Ming also knew that enough is enough. Seeing Li Jing's bitter face, he immediately waved to him.
"Okay, Duke Wei, I was just joking with you, don't mind too much, now the steam engine warship has also arrived, and it is parked in the bay outside Pyongyang City, let's set off now, sail early I can also return to Chang'an sooner!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Jing nodded immediately.
"The old minister thinks the same way, so let's go!"
Li Jing didn't have anything to bring, so he set off empty-handed, but he had a lot of smart things, there were nearly dozens of boxes, big and small, these were the gold, silver and jewels he had found in recent days.
Gao Ming didn't take the tank with him, but left it to Li Ji, and asked him to drive the tank back when he returned to the court.
Seeing that Gao Ming was willing to keep the treasure of tanks, the "township" for his own use, Li Ji naturally accepted the order happily.
After explaining everything that should be explained, Gao Ming gave an order to the soldiers in charge of sailing.
"Departure, return to Chang'an!"
"Yes!"
(End of this chapter)
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