Prince of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 509 2 Ha
Chapter 509 Er Ha
Facts have proved that those who arrange other people behind their backs will not end well. Looking at Li Shimin who came in with a dark face, Gao Ming realized this firsthand.
"Uh... old man, did you come at this time?"
"When you said that I licked the plate so loudly."
"..."
Seeing Gao Ming's speechless expression, Li Shimin turned his head expressionlessly, and waved his hand at Su Wan'er who was hesitant to speak.
"Wan'er, you go out first, I have something to say to him alone!"
Hearing Li Shimin's words, Su Wan'er looked at Gao Ming worriedly, but finally nodded.
"Yes, Father!"
After finishing speaking, she turned around immediately, and closed the door after she went out.
Seeing this scene, Gao Ming's face was full of sadness.
"Do you want to be so considerate?"
But this thought was only fleeting, because Li Shimin's iron palm had already slapped him.
"You son of a bitch, die!"
"what!"
With Gao Ming's scream, a unilateral beating scene from Li Shimin finally kicked off.
Su Wan'er stood at the door, listening to the "crackling" sound coming from inside, or Gao Ming's heart-piercing screams, her face was full of worry.
At this time, Shi Shu also came over with a pot of hot water, looking at Su Wan'er standing at the door, she quickly bowed down and blessed her.
"Crown Princess, the hot water is here. You are inconvenient. Let the servant wipe your Highness's body!"
Hearing Shi Shu's words, Su Wan'er suddenly showed a wry smile.
"Let's put the hot water on for now, and hurry up and send the imperial doctor."
"Uh... yes!"
In fact, Shi Shu also heard Gao Ming's screams in the room at this time, but since Su Wan'er didn't say anything, she naturally didn't ask any more questions, and after agreeing, she ran to ask the imperial doctor.
Su Wan'er continued to stand at the door, listening to Gao Ming's screams in the room with a worried expression.
"Oh my god... it hurts... ouch..."
Hearing Gao Ming's heart-piercing screams, Su Wan'er finally couldn't hold back, she gritted her teeth and pushed the door open.
Su Wan'er originally wanted to come in to intercede for Gao Ming, but when she saw the scene in the room clearly, she couldn't say anything.
At this time, Gao Ming was holding Li Shimin's thigh tightly, hanging on Li Shimin's leg like a large leg pendant.
On the other hand, Li Shimin had a helpless expression on his face. He wanted to push Gao Ming away, but just as his palm touched Gao Ming's shoulder, Gao Ming howled at the top of his voice.
"Oh my god, it hurts me to death, I was wrong... ouch..."
Li Shimin: "..."
Su Wan'er: "..."
As the saying goes, children who cry get milk, and children who howl are less likely to be beaten.
Gao Ming remembered that when he was renting a house, his neighbor raised an Erha, that guy could be called the "King of Destruction", so every night Gao Ming could hear the sound of the neighbor training the dog.
"Look at you, what have you done to this house? My new sofa! I'll beat you to death!"
"Ooooooooooooooo..."
This kind of situation happened almost every once in a while. Once the dog barked so terribly that Gao Ming thought the neighbor was going to kill the dog, so he hurried to persuade him.
"Oh, if you don't want it, you might as well give it away, don't kill it, it's still a life anyway!"
Gao Ming clearly remembered that after he finished saying this, the neighbor looked at him strangely, but in the end he didn't say anything and just opened the door.
"Come in and see for yourself!"
Gao Ming went in without thinking much, but after he entered, he was immediately stunned by the scene in front of him.
I saw that the room was in a mess, and there was almost nothing intact, especially the sofa. All the cotton wool inside had been pulled out, making it all over the room. In addition, there were clothes, shoes, books, etc., all of which had been taken out. make a mess.
Comparing his heart to his heart, Gao Ming felt that if he encountered such a situation, he would definitely teach the culprit a lesson.
And Gao Ming's neighbor did exactly that. In front of Gao Ming, he grabbed the black-and-white Erha, pressed it to the ground, picked up a slipper, and "slapped" it. on the ground.
Suddenly, a shrill dog barking sounded.
"Oooooooooo..."
Every time Gao Ming's neighbor knocked the slippers on the ground, the Erha screamed incomparably, as if a knife had been stabbed at him.
Seeing this scene, Gao Ming was shocked.
What a scheming dog!
Since then, Gao Ming has made up his mind that he will not keep a dog in the future, even if he does, he will not be able to keep Erha!
But I have to say that Erha's "false howl strategy" is successful. If it doesn't fake howl, it will probably be really beaten.
And what Gao Ming is doing now is similar to Erha back then.
"Oh...it hurts to death... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Seeing Gao Ming hugging Li Shimin's thigh and howling loudly, Su Wan'er blushed suddenly, and suddenly felt ashamed.
Before Gao Ming found her, she hurriedly retreated lightly, and then closed the door gently.
Gao Ming was entering the play at this time, and his back was facing the door just now, so he didn't notice that Su Wan'er had come in, so he was still howling there.
"Aw... oh oh oh..."
It may be because he was too involved in the drama, after a while, his tears and snot came out, and he wiped them all on Li Shimin's robe, making the corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitch.
"I said you, almost everything is fine!"
"Ooooooooooooooo..."
"If you do this again, I will be angry!"
"Ooooooooooooooo..."
Seeing Gao Ming's refusal to enter, Li Shimin could only sigh, then shook his head helplessly.
"Oh... Forget it, let me go first, I won't pursue this matter, okay?"
"Aww...huh? Really?"
Hearing Li Shimin's words, Gao Ming immediately raised his head and squinted at him.
"This is what you said, you are not joking!"
Seeing Gao Ming's suspicious expression, Li Shimin immediately became furious. He gritted his teeth, but still nodded.
"Well, you are not joking, can you let me go now?"
"Row!"
Hearing that Li Shimin agreed, Gao Ming immediately let go of his legs with a happy expression on his face. By the way, he rubbed his face on his robe to wipe away the snot from his tears, and then nodded towards him.
"Then the wise and mighty Tian Khan, what is the purpose of your visit this time?"
Seeing Gao Ming flattering him with a flattering face, Li Shimin's face twitched twice again, as if he wanted to laugh but kept a straight face, he immediately gave Gao Ming a hard look.
"Come with me to the imperial study!"
After speaking, Li Shimin turned around and left. Seeing this scene, Gao Ming quickly stopped him.
"Hey, old man, wait a minute. Since you're here, you can talk here if you have something to say. Why are you going to the imperial study?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Shimin stopped in his tracks immediately, then turned around and glared at him again.
"I have to go back and change my clothes first, hum!"
clever:"……"
(End of this chapter)
Facts have proved that those who arrange other people behind their backs will not end well. Looking at Li Shimin who came in with a dark face, Gao Ming realized this firsthand.
"Uh... old man, did you come at this time?"
"When you said that I licked the plate so loudly."
"..."
Seeing Gao Ming's speechless expression, Li Shimin turned his head expressionlessly, and waved his hand at Su Wan'er who was hesitant to speak.
"Wan'er, you go out first, I have something to say to him alone!"
Hearing Li Shimin's words, Su Wan'er looked at Gao Ming worriedly, but finally nodded.
"Yes, Father!"
After finishing speaking, she turned around immediately, and closed the door after she went out.
Seeing this scene, Gao Ming's face was full of sadness.
"Do you want to be so considerate?"
But this thought was only fleeting, because Li Shimin's iron palm had already slapped him.
"You son of a bitch, die!"
"what!"
With Gao Ming's scream, a unilateral beating scene from Li Shimin finally kicked off.
Su Wan'er stood at the door, listening to the "crackling" sound coming from inside, or Gao Ming's heart-piercing screams, her face was full of worry.
At this time, Shi Shu also came over with a pot of hot water, looking at Su Wan'er standing at the door, she quickly bowed down and blessed her.
"Crown Princess, the hot water is here. You are inconvenient. Let the servant wipe your Highness's body!"
Hearing Shi Shu's words, Su Wan'er suddenly showed a wry smile.
"Let's put the hot water on for now, and hurry up and send the imperial doctor."
"Uh... yes!"
In fact, Shi Shu also heard Gao Ming's screams in the room at this time, but since Su Wan'er didn't say anything, she naturally didn't ask any more questions, and after agreeing, she ran to ask the imperial doctor.
Su Wan'er continued to stand at the door, listening to Gao Ming's screams in the room with a worried expression.
"Oh my god... it hurts... ouch..."
Hearing Gao Ming's heart-piercing screams, Su Wan'er finally couldn't hold back, she gritted her teeth and pushed the door open.
Su Wan'er originally wanted to come in to intercede for Gao Ming, but when she saw the scene in the room clearly, she couldn't say anything.
At this time, Gao Ming was holding Li Shimin's thigh tightly, hanging on Li Shimin's leg like a large leg pendant.
On the other hand, Li Shimin had a helpless expression on his face. He wanted to push Gao Ming away, but just as his palm touched Gao Ming's shoulder, Gao Ming howled at the top of his voice.
"Oh my god, it hurts me to death, I was wrong... ouch..."
Li Shimin: "..."
Su Wan'er: "..."
As the saying goes, children who cry get milk, and children who howl are less likely to be beaten.
Gao Ming remembered that when he was renting a house, his neighbor raised an Erha, that guy could be called the "King of Destruction", so every night Gao Ming could hear the sound of the neighbor training the dog.
"Look at you, what have you done to this house? My new sofa! I'll beat you to death!"
"Ooooooooooooooo..."
This kind of situation happened almost every once in a while. Once the dog barked so terribly that Gao Ming thought the neighbor was going to kill the dog, so he hurried to persuade him.
"Oh, if you don't want it, you might as well give it away, don't kill it, it's still a life anyway!"
Gao Ming clearly remembered that after he finished saying this, the neighbor looked at him strangely, but in the end he didn't say anything and just opened the door.
"Come in and see for yourself!"
Gao Ming went in without thinking much, but after he entered, he was immediately stunned by the scene in front of him.
I saw that the room was in a mess, and there was almost nothing intact, especially the sofa. All the cotton wool inside had been pulled out, making it all over the room. In addition, there were clothes, shoes, books, etc., all of which had been taken out. make a mess.
Comparing his heart to his heart, Gao Ming felt that if he encountered such a situation, he would definitely teach the culprit a lesson.
And Gao Ming's neighbor did exactly that. In front of Gao Ming, he grabbed the black-and-white Erha, pressed it to the ground, picked up a slipper, and "slapped" it. on the ground.
Suddenly, a shrill dog barking sounded.
"Oooooooooo..."
Every time Gao Ming's neighbor knocked the slippers on the ground, the Erha screamed incomparably, as if a knife had been stabbed at him.
Seeing this scene, Gao Ming was shocked.
What a scheming dog!
Since then, Gao Ming has made up his mind that he will not keep a dog in the future, even if he does, he will not be able to keep Erha!
But I have to say that Erha's "false howl strategy" is successful. If it doesn't fake howl, it will probably be really beaten.
And what Gao Ming is doing now is similar to Erha back then.
"Oh...it hurts to death... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Seeing Gao Ming hugging Li Shimin's thigh and howling loudly, Su Wan'er blushed suddenly, and suddenly felt ashamed.
Before Gao Ming found her, she hurriedly retreated lightly, and then closed the door gently.
Gao Ming was entering the play at this time, and his back was facing the door just now, so he didn't notice that Su Wan'er had come in, so he was still howling there.
"Aw... oh oh oh..."
It may be because he was too involved in the drama, after a while, his tears and snot came out, and he wiped them all on Li Shimin's robe, making the corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitch.
"I said you, almost everything is fine!"
"Ooooooooooooooo..."
"If you do this again, I will be angry!"
"Ooooooooooooooo..."
Seeing Gao Ming's refusal to enter, Li Shimin could only sigh, then shook his head helplessly.
"Oh... Forget it, let me go first, I won't pursue this matter, okay?"
"Aww...huh? Really?"
Hearing Li Shimin's words, Gao Ming immediately raised his head and squinted at him.
"This is what you said, you are not joking!"
Seeing Gao Ming's suspicious expression, Li Shimin immediately became furious. He gritted his teeth, but still nodded.
"Well, you are not joking, can you let me go now?"
"Row!"
Hearing that Li Shimin agreed, Gao Ming immediately let go of his legs with a happy expression on his face. By the way, he rubbed his face on his robe to wipe away the snot from his tears, and then nodded towards him.
"Then the wise and mighty Tian Khan, what is the purpose of your visit this time?"
Seeing Gao Ming flattering him with a flattering face, Li Shimin's face twitched twice again, as if he wanted to laugh but kept a straight face, he immediately gave Gao Ming a hard look.
"Come with me to the imperial study!"
After speaking, Li Shimin turned around and left. Seeing this scene, Gao Ming quickly stopped him.
"Hey, old man, wait a minute. Since you're here, you can talk here if you have something to say. Why are you going to the imperial study?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Shimin stopped in his tracks immediately, then turned around and glared at him again.
"I have to go back and change my clothes first, hum!"
clever:"……"
(End of this chapter)
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