Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 14 Li 2 is in a hurry
Chapter 14 Li Er is in a hurry
"No and no."
Cheng Chuli said with an even more mysterious look: "Actually, during the three days I was in a coma, I didn't get sick. Instead, my master came and took me away."
"What? Your master? Where did you get your master from?"
Li Er couldn't help asking in surprise.
But Cheng Yaojin and Cheng Chusi sat there with a calm expression on their faces. They had heard these words three months ago.
Cheng Chuli said: "Speaking of my master, it's awesome. At that time, it was like in a dream, when an old man suddenly appeared in front of me. He said that as long as I worship him as a teacher, he will take me to live in a magical place. If If I dare not worship him as a teacher, he will kill me immediately. I have no choice but to worship him as a teacher."
"There is such a thing?"
Li Er asked in surprise: "Then after you worshiped him as your master, where did he take you? Could it be the legendary fairyland?"
Li Er asked these two questions in surprise.The news was a little scary for him.There really are immortals in this world.
But Cheng Yaojin and Cheng Chusi still sat there with calm faces.Seeing the emperor was even more shocked when he heard it than they were.Feeling happy and nervous at the same time.
I'm afraid that Cheng Chuli will say the wrong thing!
Fortunately, although Li Shimin is the emperor, he was fooled for a while just like they were back then.
As soon as Li Er finished speaking, Cheng Chuli shook his head and said, "No, no, it's not the fairy world, but the god world."
There's no way, Cheng Chuli doesn't want to lie.But in the 21st century, he can't help fooling people!
"Spirit world?"
Li Er swallowed hard, with inexplicable excitement in his heart, he asked anxiously: "Tell me, what does the God Realm look like? Are there flying immortals everywhere? Can those immortals live forever?" ?”
Cheng Chuli shook his head and said: "No, no, Your Majesty, the world you mentioned is just a fantasy created by us yearning for that kind of life. In fact, there are no immortals at all, let alone immortality."
On this point, Cheng Chuli said it firmly, the purpose of course is to cut off Li Shimin's dream of pursuing longevity.
Sure enough, upon hearing what he said, Li Shimin immediately felt regretful.
Cheng Chuli continued: "That world, in my opinion, is even more divine than the God Realm. Your Majesty, can you imagine it?
The people there live in houses tens to hundreds of stories high, and the tallest ones can touch the clouds even by opening the windows.There is something called an elevator that takes them up and down at any time;
The people there, they have a car when they go out, and the speed is four or five times faster than riding a horse.From Chang'an to Luoyang, we can arrive within half an hour.
There, there is a mobile phone that can transmit sound over thousands of miles, and you can clearly see the other party when you are talking and chatting.
There, there are planes that can fly up to the clouds, and people sit on them, and it only takes a quarter of an hour to fly out of the territory of our Great Tang..."
Ah!
Li Er was really shocked by the world Cheng Chuli depicted.
Cheng Chuli talked for more than an hour, and Li Er was shocked for more than an hour.
Although Cheng Yaojin and Cheng Chusi had heard Cheng Chuli say it more than once, they both still loved it so much.
Cheng Chuli's mouth was so dry that he had to stop and take a sip of water.
Then he continued: "As the saying goes, three days in the human world and three years in the God Realm. My master took me to live there for three years. The life there is so beautiful, I really miss it!"
Three days in the human world, three years in the God Realm?
Is there such a saying?Don't they all say three years in the world and three days in the sky?
How could Li Er be in the mood to worry about this now? He hurriedly asked: "Since the life there is so good, why did you come back?"
Here comes the key, here comes the key.
Cheng Chuli sighed and said: "Oh, as the saying goes, being a stranger in a foreign land alone, the life there is very beautiful, I really miss it.
However, after three years, I was homesick, and I missed my parents, brothers and relatives at home.So I went to my master and said to him: I am here to enjoy myself, but I leave my parents and relatives at home to suffer. I feel very sorry and very uncomfortable.I begged him to send my family up as well.
It's a pity, Master told me that to go to the God Realm, one has to have good looks.He said, in our world, I am the only one who can stand up.If someone with insufficient qualifications forcefully transmits it, it will be smashed to pieces.
After receiving such an answer, I miss my relatives even more.So I decided to go back to my hometown.One day I will build my hometown into the God Realm, let my parents and relatives live the same good life, and then go back to the God Realm with Master.
I begged my master for a long time, and the master was finally moved by my love and sincerity, saying that he did not choose the wrong apprentice, and he was very supportive of my ideas.
So he sent me back.And left a teleportation point on me.Not only can you pay attention to my situation at any time, but also send me up at any time.You can also send me items from the God Realm at any time.
That's the way it is.My electric car was sent to me by my master.Now, do you understand? "
After Cheng Chuli finished speaking, Li Er was stunned for a long time, unable to react.
This is really, really incredible.
Just now, Li Er had the idea of teleporting to the God Realm to have a look.But when he heard that he would be crushed to pieces, he gave up decisively.Regardless of whether Cheng Chuli's words were true or not, he would not take such a risk.
Li Er stroked for a long time, finally found the point, he asked excitedly: "Xiao Chuli, you just said that your master can send you items from the God Realm at any time?"
Cheng Chuli nodded and said: "Yes, but the items in the God Realm are too expensive. My master also has to spend money to buy them. I can't cheat anyone! Therefore, every time I want something, I always buy it first. Pass the money to my master and ask him to buy it for me. I dare not spend his money, if he gets angry and denies me as an apprentice, it will be over."
"Money? Is it okay to use our Datang's money?" Li Er asked nervously.
This is a successful deception, is the fish about to take the bait?
Cheng Chuli was overjoyed, but nodded calmly and said, "Yes."
Li Er said decisively: "Okay, then tell me, how much does your little eDonkey cost? If I give you the money, can you send me one right now?"
Although Li Er really wanted to buy a small eDonkey, what he wanted to see the most was whether Cheng Chuli could really send things over?
Cheng Chuli held back the ecstasy in his heart, and said: "Of course, it's just that the emperor, the things in the God Realm are really too expensive. Just such a small eDonkey, plus the supporting charging equipment, will cost at least [-] yuan! I I must explain in advance that the little eDonkey runs on electricity, and it must be recharged if it runs out of power, otherwise it will not be able to run. So you need to buy matching charging equipment.”
At this moment, Li Er doesn't have the mood to listen to his ramblings. What he wants to know most now is whether Cheng Chuli can send things over.
He decisively shouted: "Wang De, Wang De, get out of here quickly."
(End of this chapter)
"No and no."
Cheng Chuli said with an even more mysterious look: "Actually, during the three days I was in a coma, I didn't get sick. Instead, my master came and took me away."
"What? Your master? Where did you get your master from?"
Li Er couldn't help asking in surprise.
But Cheng Yaojin and Cheng Chusi sat there with a calm expression on their faces. They had heard these words three months ago.
Cheng Chuli said: "Speaking of my master, it's awesome. At that time, it was like in a dream, when an old man suddenly appeared in front of me. He said that as long as I worship him as a teacher, he will take me to live in a magical place. If If I dare not worship him as a teacher, he will kill me immediately. I have no choice but to worship him as a teacher."
"There is such a thing?"
Li Er asked in surprise: "Then after you worshiped him as your master, where did he take you? Could it be the legendary fairyland?"
Li Er asked these two questions in surprise.The news was a little scary for him.There really are immortals in this world.
But Cheng Yaojin and Cheng Chusi still sat there with calm faces.Seeing the emperor was even more shocked when he heard it than they were.Feeling happy and nervous at the same time.
I'm afraid that Cheng Chuli will say the wrong thing!
Fortunately, although Li Shimin is the emperor, he was fooled for a while just like they were back then.
As soon as Li Er finished speaking, Cheng Chuli shook his head and said, "No, no, it's not the fairy world, but the god world."
There's no way, Cheng Chuli doesn't want to lie.But in the 21st century, he can't help fooling people!
"Spirit world?"
Li Er swallowed hard, with inexplicable excitement in his heart, he asked anxiously: "Tell me, what does the God Realm look like? Are there flying immortals everywhere? Can those immortals live forever?" ?”
Cheng Chuli shook his head and said: "No, no, Your Majesty, the world you mentioned is just a fantasy created by us yearning for that kind of life. In fact, there are no immortals at all, let alone immortality."
On this point, Cheng Chuli said it firmly, the purpose of course is to cut off Li Shimin's dream of pursuing longevity.
Sure enough, upon hearing what he said, Li Shimin immediately felt regretful.
Cheng Chuli continued: "That world, in my opinion, is even more divine than the God Realm. Your Majesty, can you imagine it?
The people there live in houses tens to hundreds of stories high, and the tallest ones can touch the clouds even by opening the windows.There is something called an elevator that takes them up and down at any time;
The people there, they have a car when they go out, and the speed is four or five times faster than riding a horse.From Chang'an to Luoyang, we can arrive within half an hour.
There, there is a mobile phone that can transmit sound over thousands of miles, and you can clearly see the other party when you are talking and chatting.
There, there are planes that can fly up to the clouds, and people sit on them, and it only takes a quarter of an hour to fly out of the territory of our Great Tang..."
Ah!
Li Er was really shocked by the world Cheng Chuli depicted.
Cheng Chuli talked for more than an hour, and Li Er was shocked for more than an hour.
Although Cheng Yaojin and Cheng Chusi had heard Cheng Chuli say it more than once, they both still loved it so much.
Cheng Chuli's mouth was so dry that he had to stop and take a sip of water.
Then he continued: "As the saying goes, three days in the human world and three years in the God Realm. My master took me to live there for three years. The life there is so beautiful, I really miss it!"
Three days in the human world, three years in the God Realm?
Is there such a saying?Don't they all say three years in the world and three days in the sky?
How could Li Er be in the mood to worry about this now? He hurriedly asked: "Since the life there is so good, why did you come back?"
Here comes the key, here comes the key.
Cheng Chuli sighed and said: "Oh, as the saying goes, being a stranger in a foreign land alone, the life there is very beautiful, I really miss it.
However, after three years, I was homesick, and I missed my parents, brothers and relatives at home.So I went to my master and said to him: I am here to enjoy myself, but I leave my parents and relatives at home to suffer. I feel very sorry and very uncomfortable.I begged him to send my family up as well.
It's a pity, Master told me that to go to the God Realm, one has to have good looks.He said, in our world, I am the only one who can stand up.If someone with insufficient qualifications forcefully transmits it, it will be smashed to pieces.
After receiving such an answer, I miss my relatives even more.So I decided to go back to my hometown.One day I will build my hometown into the God Realm, let my parents and relatives live the same good life, and then go back to the God Realm with Master.
I begged my master for a long time, and the master was finally moved by my love and sincerity, saying that he did not choose the wrong apprentice, and he was very supportive of my ideas.
So he sent me back.And left a teleportation point on me.Not only can you pay attention to my situation at any time, but also send me up at any time.You can also send me items from the God Realm at any time.
That's the way it is.My electric car was sent to me by my master.Now, do you understand? "
After Cheng Chuli finished speaking, Li Er was stunned for a long time, unable to react.
This is really, really incredible.
Just now, Li Er had the idea of teleporting to the God Realm to have a look.But when he heard that he would be crushed to pieces, he gave up decisively.Regardless of whether Cheng Chuli's words were true or not, he would not take such a risk.
Li Er stroked for a long time, finally found the point, he asked excitedly: "Xiao Chuli, you just said that your master can send you items from the God Realm at any time?"
Cheng Chuli nodded and said: "Yes, but the items in the God Realm are too expensive. My master also has to spend money to buy them. I can't cheat anyone! Therefore, every time I want something, I always buy it first. Pass the money to my master and ask him to buy it for me. I dare not spend his money, if he gets angry and denies me as an apprentice, it will be over."
"Money? Is it okay to use our Datang's money?" Li Er asked nervously.
This is a successful deception, is the fish about to take the bait?
Cheng Chuli was overjoyed, but nodded calmly and said, "Yes."
Li Er said decisively: "Okay, then tell me, how much does your little eDonkey cost? If I give you the money, can you send me one right now?"
Although Li Er really wanted to buy a small eDonkey, what he wanted to see the most was whether Cheng Chuli could really send things over?
Cheng Chuli held back the ecstasy in his heart, and said: "Of course, it's just that the emperor, the things in the God Realm are really too expensive. Just such a small eDonkey, plus the supporting charging equipment, will cost at least [-] yuan! I I must explain in advance that the little eDonkey runs on electricity, and it must be recharged if it runs out of power, otherwise it will not be able to run. So you need to buy matching charging equipment.”
At this moment, Li Er doesn't have the mood to listen to his ramblings. What he wants to know most now is whether Cheng Chuli can send things over.
He decisively shouted: "Wang De, Wang De, get out of here quickly."
(End of this chapter)
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