Chapter 153 Who Wins?

Lu Dongzan started to fool the people of Datang whenever he had the opportunity.

Although he knew that his words were of little use at this moment.But he still goes his own way, with a rhythm of never giving up.

How could Cheng Chuli have the patience to listen to his bullshit here?He interrupted his words directly with a loudspeaker.

"Lu Dongzan, are you still going to finish? Show it if you have the ability, let the horse come over, don't always think about that little thought. It's not good, you can beat me, a five-year-old child. Since you are right If you don’t have confidence in the previous questions, then, now, you can re-write the questions.”

Lu Dongzan pondered for a while, but then said: "Hehe, forget it. Although the question I asked just now is very superficial, it is probably enough to deal with you, a five-year-old child.

Listen carefully to me. The topic just now is: Two sheep and five oxen are worth ten taels of silver; ? "

After hearing Lu Dongzan's words, Cheng Chuli was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

He just thought about it for a while, and then replied directly: "How dare you ask such a simple question? Listen carefully, the answer is: 20/21 taels for sheep, 34/21 taels for cows. Right?"

"Huh? Is the teacher so fast?"

The elder brother and the second elder brother who were standing next to him almost knelt down to worship.None of them have a clue yet!The teacher has already given the answer.

This gap makes them look up.At this moment, the two secretly made up their minds.He never left Chengjia Village until he had learned half of Cheng Chuli's knowledge.

"what?"

Lu Dongzan was stunned, his mouth opened wide.

He could guess that this question might not be difficult for Cheng Chuli, but he didn't expect that Cheng Chuli could give the answer so easily and quickly.

He opened his mouth and was about to say something to mock Cheng Chuli, disturbing his train of thought!Unexpectedly, he just paused for a few breaths, and he had already figured it out.

On the second floor of the roadside teahouse, Li Er, Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng were also stunned.When Lu Dongzan said this question before, they tried to answer it, but they couldn't figure it out at all, and they were completely unable to start.

However, for questions that they couldn't figure out, Cheng Chuli gave the answer with his mouth open.This disparity is too much of a slap in the face.

It is difficult to calculate this kind of question before the answer is said.But once the answer is spoken, it is easy to verify it.

Soon, Li Er and the others finished checking the calculations.In the end, I was delighted to find that the answer was correct.

After getting this result, Li Er looked at the two meaningfully. Are you the most important ministers of mine, Li Shimin?How could it be so far behind a five-year-old child?

Li Er felt slapped in the face.Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng were even more ashamed.

And below the arena, those literati from Tang Dynasty passed the check, and then shouted excitedly one by one.

"That's right, that's right, haha, Lu Dongzan, as the great chancellor of Tubo, you are the smartest person in Tubo. In front of our five-year-old Young Master Cheng, you are simply vulnerable!"

The people were finally elated, and what they said was even more refreshing and refreshing.

"Haha, it's really easy to be crushed by our young master Cheng! Haha, young master Cheng is from the general's family."

"That's right! Lu Dongzan, you can't even fight the children of our generals, so you have the guts to be Tubo's chancellor? If I were you, I would have drowned myself by urinating."

"That's right, if I were him, I would have committed suicide a long time ago. How dare someone like him come to our Great Tang Chang'an to stage a challenge? I really don't know the heights of heaven and earth."

It may not be possible for these literati in Datang to answer questions.But if you let them satirize people and make sarcastic remarks.Absolutely everyone is a master of masters.

At this time, Lu Dongzan, who was standing on the ring, heard the continuous sarcasm from the audience.I was so ashamed that I wanted to die.

Anyway, how frank he said just now, how aggrieved he is now.

Is this question really as simple as he said just now?No, this question was before he came, he found a master of arithmetic in Tibet who had studied arithmetic all his life, and told him about his plan.

This arithmetic master took out this arithmetic problem that he thought was the most difficult for him, hoping to help Lu Dongzan get rid of his shame.

The master said that so far, he has not been able to find the correct calculation method for this question.

The reason why he has the answer is that he united several arithmetic masters and studied together for more than two months.Tried all kinds of methods to no avail.

In the end, I still rely on each number as the answer in turn, and check the calculation one by one.Finally came to the correct answer.

For such a difficult question, let Lu Dongzan bring it to Datang. They believe that they will definitely get the result they want.

After all, Lu Dongzan is not fighting alone, behind it is the knowledge of all the great Confucians in Tubo who have studied for a lifetime to support him.

He said before that he didn't want to use this question, but he wanted to mislead everyone. This question is really simple.

But the fact is that this difficult problem that many great Confucian scholars in Tubo could not understand together was solved casually by a five-year-old child.

This gap gave Lu Dongzan an instant urge to die.

This slap in the face made Lu Dongzan feel that life was unloved.

However, Lu Dongzan is, after all, a battle-tested and experienced old fox.Soon, he adjusted from the loss.

He chuckled and said, "It's pretty good. Although this problem in our Tubo, any child of seven or eight years old can solve it. However, I have to admit that you can solve it faster than them. "

Cheng Chuli was speechless for a moment, he was shameless compared to this kind of thick-skinned old fox who crossed the corner of the city wall, so he could only take the initiative to admit defeat.

"Okay, Lu Dongzan, then please come up with the most difficult question you think! Otherwise, you will lose face today."

Lu Dongzan ignored all the cynicism, thought and thought, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Cheng Chuli, this is a multiple-choice question with few and simple options, so you can't listen to anyone's prompts for this question, you must answer it independently and quickly. Give the answer. Do you dare to answer?"

Cheng Chuli said indifferently: "Don't worry! If the question you Lu Dong praised, you can let me ask other people, then you will win. How about it? Now you should know what kind of guy you are with me, right?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The onlookers suddenly laughed wantonly, and their laughter was full of contempt.Lu Dongzan felt very hurt when he heard it, and wanted to vomit blood.

He gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, listen carefully. There are two stones, one big and one small. The big one is about twice the size of a fist, and the small one is about half the size of a fist. Ask, and release the two stones from the air at the same time." , let it fall freely, which one will land first?"

As soon as Lu Dongzan's words fell, the common people immediately laughed.Such a simple question, the Tubo man actually had the nerve to ask.

If you let go of two rocks, one big and one small, at the same time, the bigger rock must hit the ground first!

This kind of common sense that everyone in the Tang Dynasty knew, Lu Dong praised the majestic Tubo Prime Minister, but he was so stupid to use it in the competition.Isn't this an active reward?
On the second floor of the teahouse, Li Er, Changsun Wuji, and Wei Zheng were all taken aback, wondering if there was something wrong with their ears?

This Lu Dongzan actually asked Cheng Chuli about such a thing that a three-year-old child knows.This is definitely because he thought he didn't lose fast enough, so he took the initiative to send points.

Who doesn't know that if two stones are big or small, the heavier one must hit the ground first?
Yes, the scene, almost everyone thinks so.

However, when all the Tang people were secretly having fun, Cheng Chuli gave an answer that almost scared them to death.

I saw that Cheng Chuli immediately said after Lu Dongzan finished speaking: "Lu Dongzan, you are really ugly, but I'm sorry, your question is not enough for me. Just listen to me, my answer is , landing at the same time."

"what……"

As soon as Cheng Chuli finished speaking, the crowd of onlookers suddenly fainted.What all three-year-olds know, Young Master Cheng gave the wrong answer.

He gave a good sub-question, but he answered it wrong.

Sin!
The senior brother and the second senior brother were also stunned there, unable to believe their ears at all.

Impossible, absolutely impossible.That sentence just now is definitely not what our teacher said.We must have heard wrong.

The most shocking ones were Li Erda and the other three on the second floor of the teahouse.

When they heard Lu Dongzan speak the topic, they had already picked up the teacups, tasted it slowly, and waited for the score.

But he never dreamed that Cheng Chuli would say an answer that made the three of them pour tea at the same time.

My gosh!
Still too young!This can't be blamed on him, he is too young to know the answer to such a question with enough knowledge. He is a five-year-old child, and it is not surprising that he answered wrong.

It's just, what a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity that it's such a pity that the victory is so easy to get, but it's thrown on this kind of common sense.

However, just when everyone thought that Lu Dongzan would laugh out loud.

Lu Dongzan's expression froze, his eyes popped, staring straight at Cheng Chuli.Finally sat down on the ground.

Yes, Lu Dongzan has inquired that all the people of Tang Dynasty, like the Tubo people, believe that the heavier and larger stones will fall to the ground first.

However, Lu Dongzan has studied this problem, and through many repeated experiments, he finally obtained the result of landing at the same time.

In this day and age, there are very few people who know this secret.

Because, everyone takes it for granted that the larger the volume, the heavier the item will fall to the ground first.This is a matter of course.

No one would foolishly pick up two stones to verify this question.

However, Lu Dongzan is one of these fools.

Cheng Chuli's arithmetic attainments and calculation speed let him know that using arithmetic problems to make things difficult for Cheng Chuli is definitely asking for trouble.

Simply, he threw out this question, trying to trick Cheng Chuli.

Because everyone thinks that the heavy one hits the ground first, and Cheng Chuli must be the same.

If he hadn't researched this issue by chance, he also believed that the heaviest ones would land first.

Therefore, it is absolutely safe to throw this issue out.

He was ready, ready to slap them in the face with facts in front of everyone in Datang.

But he never thought that Cheng Chuli would give him such an answer.

Lu Dongzan's legs softened, and he sat on the ground, shaking his head desperately, talking to himself incoherently.

"Impossible, how is this possible, how could a five-year-old child know this secret? This is unreasonable, illogical, and too illogical."

"what."

Lu Dongzan's performance almost didn't catch everyone's attention.

Hey, hey, Lu Dongzan, don't you even know you won this game?Are you showing you won?
Below the ring, people counted one by one, with many question marks on their heads.

On the second floor of the teahouse, Li Er and his two knowledgeable ministers were also full of question marks.

What happened to Lu Dongzan?Did the victory come so suddenly that he couldn't bear the excitement of winning?
This Lu Dongzan, the dignified Prime Minister of Tubo, can't bear it so badly, right?Isn't it just a fluke to win?Need to be messy like this?If this makes you really win, then you have to be directly stimulated to go crazy?

This is the capable minister of Tubo?It's too bad.Li Er, Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng all expressed their contempt.

The Tubo people are the Tubo people, and they are still uncivilized barbarians. They are still incomparable with us in the Tang Dynasty.

At this time, almost everyone's eyes were on Lu Dongzan.Even though he lost, it was a joy to see Lu Dongzan making such a fool of himself.

I saw that after Lu Dongzan muttered incoherently for a while, he suddenly roared loudly at Cheng Chuli.

"Cheng Chuli, tell me, how could you, a little five-year-old, know this secret? It's unreasonable, it's too unreasonable. Tell me, why?"

Cheng Chuli laughed, and he looked harmless to humans and animals when he laughed, very cute.

"Lu Dongzan, I don't know what secret you are talking about. Anyway, I just think that two stones, big and small, should fall to the ground at the same time. So I will answer like this. What's the matter? Is there any question?"

"what?"

Lu Dongzan roared loudly: "So, you are right? How is this possible? Why didn't you fall to the ground first like most people? Why did you fall to the ground at the same time?
You little thing is simply a little devil.Luan Meng is also different from most people, I am not convinced, I am not convinced by Lu Dongzan. "

what?
What's happening here?
What happened to Lu Dongzan?What did he mean by these words?Isn't he really crazy?

On the second floor of the teahouse, Li Er, Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng couldn't help standing up.

All three of them stared intently at Lu Dongzan below.It seems that things are not as they thought.

At this moment, almost everyone's head is buzzing.

This scene is too weird.

Whoever wins, messes around like a gambler who has lost everything.

The loser, however, is neither happy nor sad, with a normal expression, always looking down on the winner with a victor's attitude.

This scene is so weird that it makes one's heart skip a beat!
(End of this chapter)

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