Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 155
Lu Dongzan and Nu Muzan doubted their lives there, very lonely.

Contrary to them, the Datang people at the scene were very excited.

"Yes, that's right. You said it so well, there is nothing wrong with it, there is nothing wrong with it. Everyone applauds..."

Those literati of Tang Dynasty are all screaming and applauding at the moment.All of a sudden, there was thunderous applause and applause.

Cheng Chuli spoke so well, he did not miss a single word, and his expression was perfect.

If they were changed, even though they had seen this allusion before.But it is impossible to say it is so perfect and impeccable.

But Cheng Chuli could speak without missing a word, as if he was reading from a book.

Even if Lu Dongzan and Nu Muzan wanted to find fault with the egg, they couldn't find fault at all.

This is so special, amazing.This is so impressive.Applause must be encouraged!
On the second floor of the teahouse, Li Er and the others looked at each other in surprise after hearing Cheng Chuli's answer.

When Lu Dongzan asked this question, they had already sentenced Cheng Chuli to death.

No way, the three of them sat together and reminded each other, but they couldn't tell the allusion completely.After all, it's okay to have heard of this kind of side stuff that has nothing to do with learning, and no one will remember it carefully.

In fact, there are too few books in this era, and few people read books that record such useless things.

Many aristocratic families would not even collect such books.It's even harder to see the allusion.

Therefore, Li Er and the others sentenced Cheng Chuli to death at that time.His old Cheng's family didn't even collect the normal Four Books and Five Classics.How could there be such an unorthodox book for Cheng Chuli to read?

But I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it.Not only did Cheng Chuli answer, but the answers he gave made people unable to even find faults.

"Exciting, very enjoyable."

Li Er said excitedly.

To see such a wonderful duel, today's trip is very worthwhile.

Wei Zheng said: "Your Majesty, Cheng Chuli is about to attack the envoys, do you really plan to ignore it?"

Li Er suddenly said unhappily: "They made a bet, and they are willing to admit defeat. You tell me, what will I do?"

Wei Zheng said: "Whether it's killing the envoy or hurting the envoy, it's not good for our Tang Dynasty's reputation. Moreover, there are envoys from other countries watching on the scene!
If you leave it alone, your majesty, if they pass this matter back to their country, what will people from these countries think of our Tang Dynasty?Your Majesty, the overall situation is the most important thing, you must act when it is time to act! "

Changsun Wuji couldn't stand it anymore: "Old man Wei Zheng, are you still going to finish? They bet on the spot, tens of thousands of people in Chang'an testified to them on the spot, what do you want the emperor to do? Aren't you harming the emperor?"

Yes, if Li Er intervenes so rigidly, he will issue an imperial decree that Numusan will not have to eat cow dung.So what's the point of these tens of thousands of people testifying?By that time, these common people will still call the emperor a dog behind their backs?
Wei Zheng was stunned by Changsun Wuji, and immediately entered a fighting state, his eyes burning with fighting intent.Today, if Changsun Wuji is not beaten to death, Wei Zheng is not worthy of being the number one troll in the Tang Dynasty.

"Changsun Wuji, is it the country, the country, the overall situation that matters, or the feelings of the people below? Oh, if you win, do you have to force them to death?

What is convincing people with virtue?It is the highest level of diplomacy to take them down without using swords and weapons, and let them submit to our Tang Dynasty wholeheartedly.Where have you read all your sage books?
At this moment, when Numzan needs help the most, as long as the emperor is willing to lend a helping hand to him at this time.He must be very grateful to the emperor.

At that time, if he is willing to say some good things for us at Songtsan Gampo.Then our two countries will surely reach a friendly relationship quickly.How significant is this to our Datang?Zhao Guogong, you don't know, do you?Zhao Guogong, as an important minister of the court, why is your situation so small? "

Wei Zheng, you old killer, Changsun Wuji was almost not mad at him.

However, he really didn't dare to hate Wei Zheng now.Because Datang is now at war with the Turks, if Tubo gets into trouble again, it will be bad for Datang to fight on two fronts.

And Li Er, completely ignoring the two fighting chickens, stood up directly, walked to the window, and saw the scene below more clearly.

Below, Cheng Chuli still smiled.

"Respected Tubo Prime Minister Lu Dongzan, please ask someone to bring over the bet that I lost to me!"

Lu Dongzan woke up suddenly, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he didn't dare to renege on his debts.It was very painful to have someone send a small box of gold to Cheng Chuli again.

At this moment, Lu Dongzan really wanted to pretend to be generous like before, and say some high-sounding words to support the situation.

However, at this moment, he found that he was so distressed that he couldn't speak.

He Lu Dongzan's trip to the Tang Dynasty this time is completely here to give money and embarrass others.First it was given to the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and now it is given to this little guy.

This time, although he brought a lot of money, it was all budgeted in advance. For example, he prepared tens of thousands of coins for this gambling fight.This was originally planned by him in advance.

But sending out box after box of gold made his heart hurt so much that even the prime minister who could hold a boat in his stomach couldn't bear it.

However, no matter how heartbroken it was, he was asked to write a word of obedience to this five-year-old child in such a desperate manner.He is still unwilling to do it.

"Cheng Chuli, I have plenty of money, do you still dare to bet?"

Cheng Chuli smiled happily: "Respected Tubo Prime Minister Lu Dongzan, you can continue to gamble if you want, but at worst, I'll just give you back the money you got from winning these two boxes.

However, before we start a new game, please respect the Tubo Prime Minister to clear the bets of this game first, and then continue to the next game. "

Lu Dongzan was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Didn't I give you enough money? What debts do we have yet to settle?"

Cheng Chuli smiled brightly.

"Dear Prime Minister of Tubo, did you see that pile of cow dung on the ring? Please, respectable Prime Minister of Tubo, order Nu Muzan to come over and clean it up. Then we can start the next round of betting."

"Eat cow dung, eat cow dung..."

"Eat cow dung, eat cow dung..."

"Eat cow dung, eat cow dung..."

The people began to shout rhythmically, the voices grew from small to loud, and more and more people joined in.The final sound wave was like a stormy sea, one wave after another.

Lu Dongzan turned pale.

Numusan's face was also pale.

"Eat cow dung, eat cow dung..."

"Eat cow dung, eat cow dung..."

The cries of the people became louder and more frightening.

Lu Dongzan turned his head to look at Nu Muzan, and then looked away.

Ordering his subordinates to eat cow dung, he really couldn't say it!

Cheng Chuli was grinning.

"Dear Tubo Grand Minister Lu Dongzan, since you are not going to cash in on your bet, there is no need for us to continue. Respected envoys, and our folks and elders of the Tang Dynasty, as this time A witness to the bet. I, Cheng Chuli, have no choice but to deal with such dishonest Tibetans as Numusan.

You don't have to give me face, as you promised, do whatever you want!I assure you with the hundreds of Xuanjia troops behind me, the Tubo soldiers they brought will never hurt you.Come on, according to what you just said, do whatever you want! "

Cheng Chuli finished speaking.The Xuanjia soldiers behind him immediately raised their crossbows and aimed at the Tubo soldiers.

As long as these Tubo soldiers dared to make any changes, they would shoot and kill them without hesitation.

Seeing this situation, the people in the audience immediately started to move.

They hate Ludongzan and Numusan too much.I came here today to watch the excitement, and suffered all kinds of insults from the two of them.There is a chance for revenge at this time, how could they not be moved?
In an instant, Numusan felt that his whole body was not well.He didn't dare to doubt that if he didn't take any action, these angry Tang people would tear him to pieces in the next moment.

"Okay, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, isn't it just cow dung? I, Numusan, eat it."

Numusan used the loudest voice in his life and cried out hysterically.As if this would give him endless courage.

Then, Numusan strode forward with difficulty and walked towards the pile of cow dung step by step.

On the second floor of the teahouse, Wei Zheng was in a hurry.

"Your Majesty, what are you waiting for? If you don't act now, it will be too late. If you allow Cheng Chuli to mess around like this, if the time comes to attract the Tubo army, then our Tang Dynasty will be in danger. Your Majesty, hurry up." Decide, don't hesitate any longer."

Li Er smiled.

"Wei Zheng, you are an important minister of the imperial court. It seems that you can take care of this matter, right? Why don't you go down and take care of it? Instead, you are here to criticize me again and again?"

"Eh? Your Majesty, this?"

Wei Zheng was speechless.He can take care of other things, but Wei Zheng can't do anything about Cheng Chuli's affairs.

This kid is really crazy, and this madness is really scary.

The most important thing is that Wei Zheng has figured out where the gap between him and Cheng Chuli lies.That is, the opponent has a Xuanjia army that can obey orders at any time.

Although he, Wei Zheng, was a high official, he could be transferred to soldiers, but the procedures for transferring soldiers were too cumbersome.

What's the use of Wei Zheng's sharp mouth?When you meet this kid, it's a real scholar who meets a soldier, and no one will let you explain clearly.

Therefore, there is no need, Wei Zheng really doesn't want to mess with him anymore.Also, he, Wei Zheng, sent his eldest son to Chengjia Village.It would be unwise to go against Cheng Chuli again.

"Your Majesty, I convince people with reasoning, but that kid Cheng Chuli doesn't reason with us at all. Therefore, I don't want to provoke him, and I can't afford to provoke him, Your Majesty."

Li Er said unhappily: "What do you mean? Are you blaming me for giving Yuchi Baolin to him?"

"I don't dare. However, let him, a five-year-old child, have the military power in his hands, which is unprecedented, and there will be no one to come after!"

Wei Zheng wanted to say it but didn't dare to say it!
Li Er said: "Wei Zheng, people are different. I handed over five hundred Xuanjia troops to you, do you dare to use them like him?"

"This?"

Wei Zheng was speechless.

Changsun Wuji stood beside him, not knowing what to say.If it were his eldest grandson Wuji, he wouldn't dare to do what Cheng Chuli did!
That kid, except for the emperor and the emperor.He doesn't care what kind of prince you are, the head of the family, as long as you provoke him, he will dare to order someone to kill you at any time.Anyway, his eldest grandson Wuji admitted that he would never dare to play like this.

Li Er said: "You don't dare to use it like him. What's the use of me handing over the soldiers to you? Just come to any prince, and he can order your soldiers to beat you up. Now, you still envy Cheng Chuli's men. Soldiers?"

Wei Zheng said hastily, "I dare not, minister."

Li Er suddenly asked: "You two lovers, do you think that our Tang Dynasty still needs to be afraid of Tubo?"

"what?"

Wei Zheng and Changsun Wuji were shocked, where did the emperor have the confidence to say such a thing?Our north is fighting with the Turks!
If one fails, Datang will be in serious trouble once the two families join forces.

Don't forget, in Datang, if those aristocratic families don't support you in fighting.You, Emperor Li Er, will definitely collapse within a year.

Doesn't it cost money to fight?I really don't know when this Second Emperor Li became so inflated?
Seeing that they were silent, Li Er continued, "You two lovers, to be honest, I am not afraid of that little Tubo now. Do you believe it or not? If Songtsan Gampo dared to challenge me to Tang Dynasty, I would not bother One soldier at a time, can he be beaten so that he will come over and ask me for peace?"

"what?"

Today's Wei Zheng and Changsun Wuji almost don't know Li Shimin.Your majesty, why are you talking so much nonsense today?
"Auxiliary machine! Tell me, if I provide Tuyuhun with weapons and ask him to take down Tubo, will he rush to beat Tubo?"

"This?"

Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng's eyes widened suddenly, and they looked at Li Er in disbelief.

Li Er stood there with his hands behind his back, looking at the scene outside the window.Only one side was left for the two of them.Looking at it feels a bit unpredictable.

Zhang Sun Wuji thought for a while and said, "Impossible, how dare Tuyuhun go to fight Tubo?"

Li Er smiled and said: "Then I will tell him that if he doesn't go, I will support Tubo with weapons and let Tubo fight Tuyuhun. Do you think he will go or not?"

"what?"

My gosh!
Both Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng felt their scalps go numb.If weapons were provided to Tubo, wouldn't Tuyuhun be wiped out?He vomited the grain, dare not go?
At this moment, the two of them suddenly realized that it seemed that fighting was Li Shimin's main business!
Immediately, the emperor is really not good at building, and what he is good at is always fighting.

At this time, Numusan had already reached the pile of cow dung, knelt down and slowly stretched out his hand to grab it.

However, at this time, Wei Zheng no longer tried to persuade Li Er, but stood at the window with great interest to watch the excitement.

Cheng Chuli saw that Numusan stretched out his hand, but he couldn't grab the dung.

What is this for?play?
"Brother Pauline, you go over there. If he doesn't grab and eat when you get there, he will cut off his claws for me."

(End of this chapter)