Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 174 Dead Enemy
Chapter 174 Dead Enemy
Is it really impossible to grab something from the emperor?
It is definitely not possible to force it, and it is probably enough to beg him.He just got started with this thing, and he is loving it!
be honest?
This is too risky, if he knows that Cheng Chuli wants to keep this as evidence.Maybe he just deleted it or hid it like a treasure.
Cheng Chuli tried and said: "Your Majesty, this function needs to be operated by two machines at the same time."
Li Er: "Okay, you operate yours, and then teach me, I can operate it myself. Only by doing it yourself can you remember it better."
At this moment, Li Erzhen was fighting with Cheng Chuli for toys like a child.Well, I won't even say it.
Cheng Chuli nodded, stretched out his thumb and said, "Your Majesty is so smart. This function is really amazing, Your Majesty, do you believe it? I can send the video of the Emperor's heroic posture that I took just now from your tablet to me. Come on this one?"
Li Er immediately asked: "Do you need to connect them with any wires?"
The current Li Er can understand the professional terms like video that Cheng Chuli said.
So playing with smart people is refreshing.If Li Er was a little stupid, Cheng Chuli would not know how long it would take to explain these things.
Cheng Chuli shook his head and said: "It's so magical to connect it with a wire. You don't need to connect anything, just pass it out of thin air. After it's done, not only I can see it here, but your majesty can also see it there. Impact. Believe it or not?"
"You don't need to connect with anything, and just pass it out of thin air like this, I'm sure you won't believe it. And you can watch it on both channels, so it won't become two people? How is this possible."
Li Er decisively expressed his disbelief.
"hey-hey……"
Cheng Chuli is happy, playing with such high-tech things, is it not easy to fool you, a local leopard?
Cheng Chuli started decisively and continued to be a teacher.
"Come, come, emperor, you click here, click this thing, this thing is called Bluetooth, remember."
Cheng Chuli began to teach while operating the demonstration.Soon, the Bluetooth of the two tablets was connected together.
Then, under Cheng Chuli's teaching, the video began to enter the transmission state.
Cheng Chuli said: "Okay, the transmission is in progress, let's wait patiently for a while."
Although there are text prompts on the tablet, Li Er doesn't understand.Because, he couldn't understand the words of "God Realm".
Already sending?After Li Er heard Cheng Chuli's words, he made a gesture that almost made Cheng Chuli laugh.
I saw that the moment he heard that the video was being transmitted, Li Er immediately turned around and separated the two tablets with his body.
"Hey, I don't believe it, it can pass through like this. Unless, it can pass through my body."
Cheng Chuli endured the pain, and said: "Your Majesty, it's useless. This function is so miraculous, let alone using your body, even a wall can't stop it."
Li Er couldn't believe it: "The city wall doesn't work either?"
Cheng Chuli: "The city wall doesn't work either."
Li Er: "Really so powerful?"
Cheng Chuli: "That's really amazing."
The two were talking when suddenly there was a ding from the tablet.
"Hey, the teleportation is complete. Your Majesty, next, it's time to witness the miracle."
Cheng Chuli said loudly, operating the tablet to open the video.
Then, the video will play normally.
"My God, no way, the true transmission has passed?"
Li Er said in disbelief, then he also clicked on his tablet, opened the video and played it.
"My God, it's really true! And it's still exactly the same, which is amazing."
Li Er said exaggeratedly, and his heart was also turbulent, tumbling non-stop.The things made by the God Realm really cannot be judged by common sense.
Fortunately, it's just an image, if it can really pass people over, that would be amazing.In future wars, there is no need to siege the city.
Li Er's heart hadn't calmed down yet, Cheng Chuli suddenly said something to him.
"Your Majesty, remember your promise just now, I don't want anything, as long as you remember your promise, no matter how big a mistake I make, don't kill me.
Hehe, I have to save this video, if one day you forget it, Your Majesty.The minister will take it out and show it to you.I, Cheng Chuli, am not afraid of anything but death. "
After working for a long time, it turns out that your kid is for this purpose?I have seen someone who is afraid of death, but I have never seen someone who is so afraid of death like you.
Li Er gave him a contemptuous look, and said: "Don't worry, I keep my word. Alright! Since you are so afraid of death, then I will send you two thousand more Xuanjia troops to protect you.
This time, you have [-] soldiers and horses in your hands. It is estimated that no one in the entire Tang Dynasty can assassinate you.Now, you should be relieved, right?Why!What's your expression?Is it not enough?If it is not enough, I will send you another two thousand..."
"Enough, enough, enough, I thank the emperor."
Cheng Chuli hastily interrupted his words.
Three thousand soldiers and horses is already the limit, if there are two thousand more, it will be five thousand soldiers and horses. At that time, if he equips them again, Li Er will probably be afraid of him.That's not a good thing.
In fact, he thought too much.Li Er is really concerned about his safety.
Without the protection of so many people, he felt like an egg in a basket alone. It was dangling around, and it might be broken one day.
If Cheng Chulizhen was assassinated by any family, Li Er would definitely launch an army to punish his nine clans.
Li Er smiled and said: "It's enough, if you feel that it's not enough, just tell me. Anyway, in our Tang Dynasty, whoever has something to do, you can't have something to do.
By the way, I seem to have promised to reward you with 50 yuan for development.You can take it now, estimate it yourself, just take it as you see it, it doesn’t matter if it’s more or less. "
"Really?"
Cheng Chu was happy, his favorite thing was money.Ouch, 50 guan, seems to be able to buy two or three off-road vehicles.
Alas, forget it, with my small body, I can't drive it even if I buy it.
No, I have to find a super capable bodyguard and drive myself by the way.
Well, is there any powerful person in Datang?Oops, by the way, there seems to be a guy named Xue Rengui, I heard that he is very powerful, I have to find a way to get him to drive me.
But the question is, where can I find him?Forget it, don't want to, take the money.
Not long after, gold worth 50 yuan was put into a certain treasure's warehouse by Cheng Chuli.Nothing more, nothing less.Because, there is a display in the warehouse of a certain treasure.
"Oh, yes, Your Majesty. There is something I must tell you."
Li Er was stunned, and asked, "What's the matter, tell me! As long as I can do it, it's basically fine."
Cheng Chuli said weakly: "It's the problem of Wei Zheng and Zhao Guogong! In order to fool those patriarchs, I promised to persuade the emperor to reward each of them with [-] guan and let them perform a play with me.
They did a great job, and they are a big part of why our program went so smoothly.So, Your Majesty, you have to help me fulfill my promise to them.Otherwise, next time I see them, they'll tear me apart. "
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Hearing Cheng Chuli's words, Li Er couldn't help laughing.
"Xiao Chuli, Xiao Chuli, I never imagined that you would speak nice things to them. Do you know that you speak nice things to them here, but they want to bite you to death."
Cheng Chuli: "When will they stop hating me? If they don't hate me, then it's not normal! However, things have to be considered one by one, and they can't be lumped together.
Since I promised them, I must keep my promise.If you don't want to give it to them, my majesty, then I have to pay for it myself.Anyway, I gave them 20, and I earned 30.Not bad. "
"Bullshit, how could I let you pay for this money? Yes, they were indeed wronged this time. In order to cooperate with your acting, I even beat them up!
Now, I don't know if I can walk?Come on, come with me to see them!If things worked out, it was time to set them free. "
Cheng Chuli nodded, knowing that Li Er was helping him.It is also necessary to visit them.At the very least, the degree of hatred can also be lowered.
After the two of them left the secret room, Li Er rode his electric bike and drove towards the Tai Hospital with Cheng Chuli.
Behind, Li Junxian and Yuchi Baolin each led a large group of people on horseback, not far or near.
Tai Hospital, in a high-end ward.There are two special people who never need to be hospitalized.These two, of course, are the famous Changsun Wuji and Lord Wei Zheng.
"Zhao Guogong, how is your butt? It shouldn't be a big deal, right? Why are you still lying here all day? Let's! How long will we stay here? Let's go out for a walk with the old man!"
Wei Zheng got up from his hospital bed, stood beside Changsun Wuji's and said.
In fact, after being hit with [-] boards, it was very painful at the moment, and it was difficult to even walk.However, after a day of rest, basically nothing happened.
Therefore, Wei Zheng offered to go out for a walk.
There is no way, the emperor is too ruthless.They said they were recuperating here, but in fact, they were imprisoned here.
Moreover, no one can approach them except the imperial physicians who treat them.
There is no way, a big business with tens of millions of dollars will inevitably fail once the wind leaks out. The matter is too important.It is normal for the emperor to be cautious.
Changsun Wuji lay on the bed and said angrily, "Where are you going? What is there to do? You can't see anyone, so where else can you go?"
Wei Zheng sighed, and said helplessly, "That's better than lying in bed all day? You really think you're in jail?"
Changsun Wuji said angrily: "Isn't this going to prison? It's worse than going to prison. The most abominable thing is that Cheng Chuli. Whenever I think of him, I hate him so much. You said, this kid, he hasn't weaned his milk yet, why? Is there just so many ghosts?"
As soon as this was mentioned, the two immediately became harmonious and had a common topic.
"Zhao Guogong, I can't figure it out either! This kid, do you know where he learned his tricks? One trick is more vicious than the other, making it hard to guard against! People like you and me who rely on tricks to make a living are completely defeated by him." Duck blood. I really saw a ghost. Do you think no one can stop him?"
Changsun Wuji disobeyed and said: "No one can subdue him? Just wait and see. The next time I see him, the old man will do it himself. I must strangle him to death. This kind of scourge, evildoer, let him die early." Early reincarnation is good."
Wei Zheng immediately put on a look of disbelief, and said, "Blow it, keep blowing it. We have been officials together for so many years, who doesn't understand you, and I, Wei Zheng, don't understand you? If your grandson Wuji can do it If something like this happens, I don’t know where I died, how could I still be alive today.”
"Hey, old Wei, it's not bad! Such a good opportunity, why don't you encourage me? Maybe as soon as you provoke me, I get angry, so I go to do it! In this way, the court, you Only the old killer can lose one opponent. How wonderful!"
"Hey, you old bastard, have you underestimated me? I, Wei Zheng, have been upright and upright all my life. How could I do such a lowly thing? To win you, you have to win upright."
"Come on, you, you'd better save this kind of talk in front of others! We've been together for so many years, who doesn't know who? Just you, are you worthy of being honest?"
"Hey, why am I dishonest?"
"Come on, honesty, it's all on the surface, what's behind the scenes, can you still deceive me?"
"You old bastard, you keep saying such things. The negative image of me, Wei Zheng, is all made up by you, old bastard. When will I, Wei Zheng, stab people in the back with a knife like you old bastard? ? You can give me an example. Don’t always make something out of nothing! Can you just slander with your mouth?”
"Come on, you, I don't say it, because I'm afraid you won't be able to step down. I'll just ask you a question, do you admit it? A truly upright person can't survive in court at all. Do you admit it?
Still upright!You are over half a hundred years old, you have a big beard, and you are still living well in the court.How dare you say you are honest? "
Not to mention, these two old guys, through this opportunity, chatted and chatted, and they really became good friends.
Well, although the dialogue still has the smell of gunpowder.But I have to admit that the two are really reconciled.
"You are an old bastard, oh! According to you, older people are old bastards?"
"You're making unreasonable words! I never said that an older person must be an old bastard. But for a person like you who has been in the court until old age, there is no limit to his integrity."
"Stop quarreling, both of you, let me tell you a fair word! Actually! This man! It doesn't matter whether he is upright or not. It doesn't matter whether future generations will praise him or not.
The important thing is that you ask yourself, you have come to this world, so far, have you contributed to this world, or obtained it? "
Who?
Who else could speak such an annoying childish voice?
Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng were stunned for a moment, then...
"Asshole, it turned out to be you little guy."
"Bastard, Cheng Chuli, you little bastard, you still dare to come? This old man strangles you to death."
(End of this chapter)
Is it really impossible to grab something from the emperor?
It is definitely not possible to force it, and it is probably enough to beg him.He just got started with this thing, and he is loving it!
be honest?
This is too risky, if he knows that Cheng Chuli wants to keep this as evidence.Maybe he just deleted it or hid it like a treasure.
Cheng Chuli tried and said: "Your Majesty, this function needs to be operated by two machines at the same time."
Li Er: "Okay, you operate yours, and then teach me, I can operate it myself. Only by doing it yourself can you remember it better."
At this moment, Li Erzhen was fighting with Cheng Chuli for toys like a child.Well, I won't even say it.
Cheng Chuli nodded, stretched out his thumb and said, "Your Majesty is so smart. This function is really amazing, Your Majesty, do you believe it? I can send the video of the Emperor's heroic posture that I took just now from your tablet to me. Come on this one?"
Li Er immediately asked: "Do you need to connect them with any wires?"
The current Li Er can understand the professional terms like video that Cheng Chuli said.
So playing with smart people is refreshing.If Li Er was a little stupid, Cheng Chuli would not know how long it would take to explain these things.
Cheng Chuli shook his head and said: "It's so magical to connect it with a wire. You don't need to connect anything, just pass it out of thin air. After it's done, not only I can see it here, but your majesty can also see it there. Impact. Believe it or not?"
"You don't need to connect with anything, and just pass it out of thin air like this, I'm sure you won't believe it. And you can watch it on both channels, so it won't become two people? How is this possible."
Li Er decisively expressed his disbelief.
"hey-hey……"
Cheng Chuli is happy, playing with such high-tech things, is it not easy to fool you, a local leopard?
Cheng Chuli started decisively and continued to be a teacher.
"Come, come, emperor, you click here, click this thing, this thing is called Bluetooth, remember."
Cheng Chuli began to teach while operating the demonstration.Soon, the Bluetooth of the two tablets was connected together.
Then, under Cheng Chuli's teaching, the video began to enter the transmission state.
Cheng Chuli said: "Okay, the transmission is in progress, let's wait patiently for a while."
Although there are text prompts on the tablet, Li Er doesn't understand.Because, he couldn't understand the words of "God Realm".
Already sending?After Li Er heard Cheng Chuli's words, he made a gesture that almost made Cheng Chuli laugh.
I saw that the moment he heard that the video was being transmitted, Li Er immediately turned around and separated the two tablets with his body.
"Hey, I don't believe it, it can pass through like this. Unless, it can pass through my body."
Cheng Chuli endured the pain, and said: "Your Majesty, it's useless. This function is so miraculous, let alone using your body, even a wall can't stop it."
Li Er couldn't believe it: "The city wall doesn't work either?"
Cheng Chuli: "The city wall doesn't work either."
Li Er: "Really so powerful?"
Cheng Chuli: "That's really amazing."
The two were talking when suddenly there was a ding from the tablet.
"Hey, the teleportation is complete. Your Majesty, next, it's time to witness the miracle."
Cheng Chuli said loudly, operating the tablet to open the video.
Then, the video will play normally.
"My God, no way, the true transmission has passed?"
Li Er said in disbelief, then he also clicked on his tablet, opened the video and played it.
"My God, it's really true! And it's still exactly the same, which is amazing."
Li Er said exaggeratedly, and his heart was also turbulent, tumbling non-stop.The things made by the God Realm really cannot be judged by common sense.
Fortunately, it's just an image, if it can really pass people over, that would be amazing.In future wars, there is no need to siege the city.
Li Er's heart hadn't calmed down yet, Cheng Chuli suddenly said something to him.
"Your Majesty, remember your promise just now, I don't want anything, as long as you remember your promise, no matter how big a mistake I make, don't kill me.
Hehe, I have to save this video, if one day you forget it, Your Majesty.The minister will take it out and show it to you.I, Cheng Chuli, am not afraid of anything but death. "
After working for a long time, it turns out that your kid is for this purpose?I have seen someone who is afraid of death, but I have never seen someone who is so afraid of death like you.
Li Er gave him a contemptuous look, and said: "Don't worry, I keep my word. Alright! Since you are so afraid of death, then I will send you two thousand more Xuanjia troops to protect you.
This time, you have [-] soldiers and horses in your hands. It is estimated that no one in the entire Tang Dynasty can assassinate you.Now, you should be relieved, right?Why!What's your expression?Is it not enough?If it is not enough, I will send you another two thousand..."
"Enough, enough, enough, I thank the emperor."
Cheng Chuli hastily interrupted his words.
Three thousand soldiers and horses is already the limit, if there are two thousand more, it will be five thousand soldiers and horses. At that time, if he equips them again, Li Er will probably be afraid of him.That's not a good thing.
In fact, he thought too much.Li Er is really concerned about his safety.
Without the protection of so many people, he felt like an egg in a basket alone. It was dangling around, and it might be broken one day.
If Cheng Chulizhen was assassinated by any family, Li Er would definitely launch an army to punish his nine clans.
Li Er smiled and said: "It's enough, if you feel that it's not enough, just tell me. Anyway, in our Tang Dynasty, whoever has something to do, you can't have something to do.
By the way, I seem to have promised to reward you with 50 yuan for development.You can take it now, estimate it yourself, just take it as you see it, it doesn’t matter if it’s more or less. "
"Really?"
Cheng Chu was happy, his favorite thing was money.Ouch, 50 guan, seems to be able to buy two or three off-road vehicles.
Alas, forget it, with my small body, I can't drive it even if I buy it.
No, I have to find a super capable bodyguard and drive myself by the way.
Well, is there any powerful person in Datang?Oops, by the way, there seems to be a guy named Xue Rengui, I heard that he is very powerful, I have to find a way to get him to drive me.
But the question is, where can I find him?Forget it, don't want to, take the money.
Not long after, gold worth 50 yuan was put into a certain treasure's warehouse by Cheng Chuli.Nothing more, nothing less.Because, there is a display in the warehouse of a certain treasure.
"Oh, yes, Your Majesty. There is something I must tell you."
Li Er was stunned, and asked, "What's the matter, tell me! As long as I can do it, it's basically fine."
Cheng Chuli said weakly: "It's the problem of Wei Zheng and Zhao Guogong! In order to fool those patriarchs, I promised to persuade the emperor to reward each of them with [-] guan and let them perform a play with me.
They did a great job, and they are a big part of why our program went so smoothly.So, Your Majesty, you have to help me fulfill my promise to them.Otherwise, next time I see them, they'll tear me apart. "
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Hearing Cheng Chuli's words, Li Er couldn't help laughing.
"Xiao Chuli, Xiao Chuli, I never imagined that you would speak nice things to them. Do you know that you speak nice things to them here, but they want to bite you to death."
Cheng Chuli: "When will they stop hating me? If they don't hate me, then it's not normal! However, things have to be considered one by one, and they can't be lumped together.
Since I promised them, I must keep my promise.If you don't want to give it to them, my majesty, then I have to pay for it myself.Anyway, I gave them 20, and I earned 30.Not bad. "
"Bullshit, how could I let you pay for this money? Yes, they were indeed wronged this time. In order to cooperate with your acting, I even beat them up!
Now, I don't know if I can walk?Come on, come with me to see them!If things worked out, it was time to set them free. "
Cheng Chuli nodded, knowing that Li Er was helping him.It is also necessary to visit them.At the very least, the degree of hatred can also be lowered.
After the two of them left the secret room, Li Er rode his electric bike and drove towards the Tai Hospital with Cheng Chuli.
Behind, Li Junxian and Yuchi Baolin each led a large group of people on horseback, not far or near.
Tai Hospital, in a high-end ward.There are two special people who never need to be hospitalized.These two, of course, are the famous Changsun Wuji and Lord Wei Zheng.
"Zhao Guogong, how is your butt? It shouldn't be a big deal, right? Why are you still lying here all day? Let's! How long will we stay here? Let's go out for a walk with the old man!"
Wei Zheng got up from his hospital bed, stood beside Changsun Wuji's and said.
In fact, after being hit with [-] boards, it was very painful at the moment, and it was difficult to even walk.However, after a day of rest, basically nothing happened.
Therefore, Wei Zheng offered to go out for a walk.
There is no way, the emperor is too ruthless.They said they were recuperating here, but in fact, they were imprisoned here.
Moreover, no one can approach them except the imperial physicians who treat them.
There is no way, a big business with tens of millions of dollars will inevitably fail once the wind leaks out. The matter is too important.It is normal for the emperor to be cautious.
Changsun Wuji lay on the bed and said angrily, "Where are you going? What is there to do? You can't see anyone, so where else can you go?"
Wei Zheng sighed, and said helplessly, "That's better than lying in bed all day? You really think you're in jail?"
Changsun Wuji said angrily: "Isn't this going to prison? It's worse than going to prison. The most abominable thing is that Cheng Chuli. Whenever I think of him, I hate him so much. You said, this kid, he hasn't weaned his milk yet, why? Is there just so many ghosts?"
As soon as this was mentioned, the two immediately became harmonious and had a common topic.
"Zhao Guogong, I can't figure it out either! This kid, do you know where he learned his tricks? One trick is more vicious than the other, making it hard to guard against! People like you and me who rely on tricks to make a living are completely defeated by him." Duck blood. I really saw a ghost. Do you think no one can stop him?"
Changsun Wuji disobeyed and said: "No one can subdue him? Just wait and see. The next time I see him, the old man will do it himself. I must strangle him to death. This kind of scourge, evildoer, let him die early." Early reincarnation is good."
Wei Zheng immediately put on a look of disbelief, and said, "Blow it, keep blowing it. We have been officials together for so many years, who doesn't understand you, and I, Wei Zheng, don't understand you? If your grandson Wuji can do it If something like this happens, I don’t know where I died, how could I still be alive today.”
"Hey, old Wei, it's not bad! Such a good opportunity, why don't you encourage me? Maybe as soon as you provoke me, I get angry, so I go to do it! In this way, the court, you Only the old killer can lose one opponent. How wonderful!"
"Hey, you old bastard, have you underestimated me? I, Wei Zheng, have been upright and upright all my life. How could I do such a lowly thing? To win you, you have to win upright."
"Come on, you, you'd better save this kind of talk in front of others! We've been together for so many years, who doesn't know who? Just you, are you worthy of being honest?"
"Hey, why am I dishonest?"
"Come on, honesty, it's all on the surface, what's behind the scenes, can you still deceive me?"
"You old bastard, you keep saying such things. The negative image of me, Wei Zheng, is all made up by you, old bastard. When will I, Wei Zheng, stab people in the back with a knife like you old bastard? ? You can give me an example. Don’t always make something out of nothing! Can you just slander with your mouth?”
"Come on, you, I don't say it, because I'm afraid you won't be able to step down. I'll just ask you a question, do you admit it? A truly upright person can't survive in court at all. Do you admit it?
Still upright!You are over half a hundred years old, you have a big beard, and you are still living well in the court.How dare you say you are honest? "
Not to mention, these two old guys, through this opportunity, chatted and chatted, and they really became good friends.
Well, although the dialogue still has the smell of gunpowder.But I have to admit that the two are really reconciled.
"You are an old bastard, oh! According to you, older people are old bastards?"
"You're making unreasonable words! I never said that an older person must be an old bastard. But for a person like you who has been in the court until old age, there is no limit to his integrity."
"Stop quarreling, both of you, let me tell you a fair word! Actually! This man! It doesn't matter whether he is upright or not. It doesn't matter whether future generations will praise him or not.
The important thing is that you ask yourself, you have come to this world, so far, have you contributed to this world, or obtained it? "
Who?
Who else could speak such an annoying childish voice?
Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng were stunned for a moment, then...
"Asshole, it turned out to be you little guy."
"Bastard, Cheng Chuli, you little bastard, you still dare to come? This old man strangles you to death."
(End of this chapter)
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