Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 23 Chang Sun Chong's Classic Pretentious Quotations

Changsun Wuji knelt there, so angry that he couldn't help turning his head and glaring at Cheng Chuli fiercely.

Cheng Chuli was frightened immediately, and his whole body began to shake.

Cheng Yaojin roared angrily: "Old thief, elder grandson, why are you staring? You are so good at scaring children, if you have the guts, come at me! Chuli, don't be afraid, daddy is here!"

Just as Changsun Wuji was about to speak, Li Eryi patted the armrest of the dragon chair and said angrily, "That's enough, auxiliary machine, you go down. Xiao Chuli, you don't have to be afraid, just keep talking."

This time, Li Er's voice was no longer gentle, but very domineering.

Changsun Wuji didn't dare to say any more.If the emperor really listened to his words, then Cheng Chuli's words were really fulfilled.If it doesn't work, it will be fatal.

"Your Majesty, then I can speak." Cheng Chuli said weakly.

"Speak, tell the truth, don't lie."

Li Er had a huge aura, staring at Cheng Chuli majesticly and domineeringly.

This kind of bastard spirit can be said to be the supernatural power of the emperor.Once released, let alone you are a five-year-old child.Even those veterans who have been in the officialdom for many years have to tell the truth obediently.

Sure enough, Cheng Chuli was even more frightened than before, trembling when he spoke.

He said weakly: "Your Majesty, I won't repeat what the elder Sun Chong said about his father, but I have to repeat what he boasted about himself to me. That's what he said, Hehe, do you know who my eldest Sun Chong is? I am the nephew of the current emperor and the current empress, and the current empress is my aunt who loves me the most. I am not afraid to tell you, she has already told me that she will The emperor's most beloved Princess Changle betrothed to me. Hehe, by then, I will be the emperor's most beloved son-in-law. Boy, if you are sensible, give me the thing you ride..."

"Bastard, you bastard, I'll kick you to death, you bastard..."

Changsun Wuji suddenly became violent and kicked Changsun Chong.

Where did Changsun Chong think that Changsun Wuji would suddenly go crazy?Unprepared, he was kicked straight.He fell directly to the ground and cried out ouch.

"Ouch, Dad, are you crazy?"

"I'm crazy, you're crazy, you bastard, you dare to say anything, old man, I'll kill you today..."

As Changsun Wuji said, he wanted to go up and kick again.But he was stopped by Li Jing and those generals.

Changsun Chong was also furious, and shouted at Changsun Wuji: "Father, I didn't, I didn't say these things, he made it up."

"Bastard, then tell me, how did he know? If you didn't tell me, how did he make it up? You bastard..."

Changsun Wuji was really going crazy, if Li Jing and the others hadn't stopped him, he would have gone up and beat Changsun Chong to death.

As for the marriage between Changsun Chong and Princess Changle, only the emperor and empress have the way of father and son.They also talked about it in private, and it has not been decided yet, so it is impossible to say it to the outside world.

But now, Cheng Chuli actually spoke out about it.If it weren't for your elder Sun Chong.How could he know if he pretended to be too excited and said it too much?
At first, most people didn't believe Cheng Chuli's words.But now, who can not believe it?Even Changsun Wuji believed it.

All civil and military officials in the court looked at the father and son with speechless faces.

Changsun Wuji, Changsun Wuji, what kind of evil did you do in your previous life?Is this the product that was born?

Many people shook their heads and sighed, if it hadn't been for today's announcement, none of the civil and military officials would have known that Princess Changle was going to marry this eldest Sun Chong.

Oh, what a pity, what a pity wow.

"Shut up for me."

Li Er's face was livid, and he roared angrily.The hall immediately fell silent.

Only then did Li Er slowly speak: "I have never promised this matter, it is nothing. I hope everyone will not listen to the wind and rain and spread it everywhere."

Changsun Wuji knew that Li Er was helping him out of the siege, so he gave Li Er a grateful look.

However, when Chang Sun Chong heard these words, he immediately felt dizzy and his mind went blank.

He is in a hurry.Then he ran to the middle of the main hall in a rolling and crawling manner, swiped and knelt down.He loudly begged for mercy: "No! Your Majesty, I am sincere to Cousin Changle, please don't break us up! Please, Your Majesty, I was wrong, please punish me, please don't break us up!"

Oh my god!Li Er wanted to cry a little.How did I come up with the idea of ​​betrothing Changle to this guy?
This guy usually pretends to be five people and six people in front of him and the queen, but in fact he is such a guy!It seems that I have to talk to Guanyin's maidservant, this marriage really needs to be considered.

Li Er is so angry!His face turned into a pig liver color.I can't take it anymore, I'm going to kill this bastard.

Li Er was about to speak, and asked someone to come in and drag this guy out to play [-] big boards.

Changsun Wuji had already charged forward, and slapped Changsun Chong several times with his bow left and right.Those who whipped Changsun Chong were not very conscious.

"Beast, get out of here. Otherwise, my eldest grandson Wuji won't have you as a son."

After Chang Sun Wuji finished beating, he also faced Li Er, knelt down beside Chang Sun Chong, gritted his teeth and lowered his voice, and said fiercely in Chang Sun Chong's ear: "If you don't want to lose your head, just tell the emperor honestly. sin, then go back and stand up."

Want to lose your head?

Changsun Chong gave a slap in the face, and honestly kowtowed to plead guilty with Changsun Wuji.

Li Er took a deep breath and finally held back the breath.Said: "You two go down first, and then you dare to interrupt others, I will never forgive you lightly."

The father and son quickly thanked Li Er, then returned to their seats and stood there obediently.

Chang Sun Chong was very glad that Li Er didn't lose his temper, thinking that Li Er still cared about him a lot, and he was actually a little complacent in his heart.

If Changsun Wuji knew what he was thinking at the moment, he would probably be able to grab him, crush him into the size of a ping pong ball, stuff him back into his mother's stomach and give her a new life.

You know, a mouthful of old blood is suffocating in his eldest grandson Wuji's throat at this moment, if he hadn't been able to nourish his energy well, he would have spewed it out in one gulp.

This face is so hot!It hurts even more than his elder Sun Chong!

Cheng Chuli, on the other hand, was very helpless, so he didn't drag on to beat the board.No wonder the patriarch Sun Chong dared to boast loudly in the street.

Li Er took a deep breath again, and then said to Cheng Chuli: "Xiao Chuli, keep talking, get to the point, and stop talking about other useless things."

This time, Li Er's voice was not so harsh.Because of this, he also believed Cheng Chuli's words.

"Okay, Your Majesty. Then I will make a long story short. However, I still want to say the last sentence of Chang Sun Chong, because it is too classic. I am afraid that you will feel regret if you don't hear it."

what's the situation?What good things can this big dude say?Everyone looked at Cheng Chuli with bright eyes.

I saw Cheng Chuli imitating Chang Sun Chong's appearance at that time and saying: "I tell you, little beast, my eldest Sun Chong will never ask who he is going to rob, and is his family awesome? Because, no matter how awesome his family is, , not as awesome as my eldest grandson Chong's family."

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