Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 258 Confirmed, this kid is a lunatic
Cheng Chuli entered the Tai Chi Hall, and everyone's eyes were on him.

If it was before, Cheng Chuli might still be under some pressure after being stared at by so many big bosses.

But now, he was calm and unhurried, walked to the middle of the hall very calmly, cupped his hands to Li Shimin above and said: "Young minister Cheng Chuli sees the emperor."

As he said that, he stood there, watching Li Er laughing there.

Seeing his spring-like smile, Li Eryi immediately felt a lot better. He adjusted his mood and said, "You don't need to be too polite."

Cheng Chuli: "I heard that the emperor is going to call the ministers over, I don't know what it is?"

Li Er said: "You know what happened in Chang'an City now, right?"

Cheng Chuli nodded and said, "I saw it on the way here."

Li Er: "Then how do you plan to solve this matter?"

Cheng Chuli: "This is too simple. We just need to follow the public opinion and let me lead the army to fight, and everything will be solved, isn't it? Your Majesty."

When Li Eryi heard this, he immediately became upset again.After all, this kid just wants to go to the battlefield!
The Lord Wang who was the first to jump out from Wang Gui's group immediately seized the opportunity, jumped out and cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, it is obvious that Cheng Chuli's words are enough to prove that what happened in Chang'an City was led by him." , the purpose is to force the emperor to send him to lead the army to fight."

Cheng Chuli was taken aback for a moment, and looked at Mr. Wang.He really didn't expect that these guys made trouble and splashed dirty water on him.

If you're just making trouble, then Cheng Chuli won't bother with him anymore, it's still good for him anyway.

But if you pour dirty water on me, it won't work.

Cheng Chuli said very funnyly: "My lord, if you say that, forget it, can't I not go to the battlefield? Anyway, the emperor is not willing to let me go."

what?
The official surnamed Wang was stunned at that time.

who am I?
where am I?
What the hell did I do?
My God, if it's because of this, Cheng Chuli won't be able to go to the battlefield.After that, he probably lost a layer of skin.

"it is good."

Cheng Yaojin said yes loudly.

"You're finally enlightened. What's so fun about fighting? It's deadly. You're a child. If you see that kind of scene, you'll vomit to death. You still go to the battlefield, really."

Cheng Chuli nodded, and said to that Lord Wang: "My lord, I won't go to the battlefield now, so I didn't cause the incident outside, right?"

Master Wang is really confused, he never dreamed that Cheng Chuli would say such a thing.

They worked so hard to prepare so much, but in the end Cheng Chuli cracked it for him with a single sentence, how can you say that?
Motivation is needed to do things. Now that people have no motivation, how can you plant blame on others?

This Master Wang came up with a brain teaser and said: "Mr. Zhong, it's not that you can't go to the battlefield, it's not that you did it. As we all know, you have always hoped to lead the army in battle before, and this is the reason why What happened in Chang'an City, you have figured it out now. In order to get rid of responsibility, you just said this, is it useful?"

A civil servant is a civil servant, and Mr. Wang's brain teasers are quite quick.

"That's right, Duke Zhong. Since you have done what you have done, it is impossible to get rid of the responsibility now. Even if the emperor doesn't hold you accountable now, how are you going to explain to the people now?"

Cheng Chuli said indifferently: "Let me tell you what, I'm not you. I love fame and want to save face. Even if those so-called common people scold me from morning to night, do you think I will care?"

This is the real person who is shameless and invincible.You bite me?
It’s over.

The officials of Wang Gui's faction were completely dumbfounded.

Wang Gui only asked, no matter what method he used, as long as Cheng Chuli was sent to the battlefield.

They're doing well, they're making extra troubles, they're superfluous, and they want to plant a charge of leading a crowd to make trouble.

Now people just quit, and the emperor is even more unwilling to let Cheng Chuli go to the battlefield, how can this be done?
This is really lifting a rock and hitting one's own foot!I have never seen myself cheating myself so hard.

Li Shimin is happy!I was about to laugh out loud and say something!

Who knew, Cheng Chuli spoke again.

"My lord Wang, how about we talk about it? It was you who did it, so don't plant it on me, so I can tell the emperor to go to the battlefield, okay?"

Li Shimin immediately looked at the officials of Wang Gui's faction with piercing eyes.

These officials are so embarrassing!How can they accept Cheng Chuli's words?

If you connect it up, you might die.

Cheng Chuli knew that they didn't dare to answer this, so he changed the way of saying: "Anyway, if I have to take the blame, then I won't go to the battlefield. How about this! You all take the blame, I will How about going to the battlefield?"

Mr. Wang and the officials behind him, you look at me, I look at you. Finally, the officer surnamed Wang gritted his teeth and stood up and said, "Okay, I will take the blame for this."

Cheng Chuli smiled: "Master Wang, so you guys did this thing? Don't say no, otherwise I really quit."

In the eyes of the official surnamed Wang, this was the last chance. If he didn't seize it, Cheng Chuli would definitely quit.

In order to kill Cheng Chuli.

I don't go to hell, who goes to hell?

"Okay, I did this." The official surnamed Wang said through gritted teeth.

Cheng Chuli: "What did you do? Tell me clearly."

The official surnamed Wang bit the bullet and said fiercely: "Instigating the people to make trouble, I did this."

"very good."

Cheng Chuli looked at Li Shimin, and said seriously: "Your Majesty, since people have already recognized it, then the Emperor should also agree with this little minister to lead the army. The little minister must lay down a new territory for the Great Tang."

Li Er suddenly said angrily: "Nonsense, it's not like my Tang Dynasty has no one left, no generals, no matter what, it's not your turn."

Cheng Chuli said: "Your Majesty, actually you don't have to worry about this little minister. This little minister has a secret weapon, which is very safe."

The secret weapon?

Li Shimin said very curiously: "Take it out and have a look."

Cheng Chuli said: "Your Majesty, since it is said to be a weapon, it must not be taken out in the Tai Chi Hall, it will be dangerous."

You can't even hold a knife in the Tai Chi Hall, so how can a gun appear here?

Li Shimin said: "Take it out, I forgive you for your innocence."

Cheng Chuli looked at the officials surnamed Wang and said: "No, when these guys impeach me again, then I will be miserable. Unless you also promise me and let me take it out here, you won't blame me for the accident."

Of course, Cheng Chuli said the last sentence to the group of officials headed by officials surnamed Wang.

Cheng Chuli thought about it with his butt, and these guys must also be very curious about what weapons they will have in their hands.

Only then can they make a plan to deal with themselves.

Sure enough, I heard what Cheng Chuli said.These guys nodded quickly and said: "Mr. Zhong, take it out, the emperor will forgive you for your innocence, and we will have no problem."

"Very well, that's what you said."

As Cheng Chuli spoke, he began to grope around on his body.He drew a small pistol from his pocket.

The left hand fumbled there again, and then took out a silencer, which was slowly twisted on the muzzle of the gun.

Li Shimin and all the ministers were stupefied, wondering what the use of Cheng Chuli's two iron lumps would be?

After Cheng Chuli installed the silencer, he looked at Li Shimin and said with a smile on his face: "Your Majesty, this is the secret weapon I mentioned. It can keep me safe."

Cheng Chuli smiled unabated, pointed the gun at the head of the official surnamed Wang, and pulled the trigger decisively.

Hearing a pop, the head of the official surnamed Wang was immediately splattered with blood and exploded.

Before the person knew what happened, he fell limply to the ground.

"what?"

Everyone was shocked and couldn't help but screamed.

Cheng Chu ignored him immediately, and continued to point the gun at the next official, before pulling the trigger decisively.

There was a pop, and another official's blood spattered on the spot.

Cheng Chuli was never soft on his enemies.The third shot was fired resolutely, and the head of the third official was also exploded.

Oh my god!

An official got up and wanted to run outside the Tai Chi Hall. Cheng Chuli raised his gun and shot again. The official was shot in the back of the heart, flew two meters away, and died when he lay on the ground.

My God, this thing hurts when touched, and dies when knocked.

The rest of the officials from Wang Gui's faction felt weak and did not dare to run away, and they knelt down in front of Cheng Chuli one by one.

Cheng Chuli still smiled, pointed a gun at an official's head, and asked indifferently: "Say, who instigated the outside affairs?"

"This……"

The official only hesitated for a moment, and Cheng Chuli directly pulled the trigger.

The official suddenly tilted his head and fell to the ground dead.The whole head was hollowed out.The red and white splashed all over the floor.

This scene was really scary, until the civil and military officials at the scene, including Li Shimin, all looked at Cheng Chuli's performance there in a daze.Couldn't even make a sound to stop it.

Cheng Chuli continued to point the gun at the head of the next official, with the same sentence: "Who instigated the outside affairs?"

The official collapsed a long time ago, and hurriedly shouted loudly: "Don't kill me, Master Wang instructed you."

Cheng Chuli said angrily: "Which Lord Wang? What's his name?"

"It's Wang Shizhong, Lord Wang Gui, don't kill me, what I said is true."

This grown-up is so messed up that he can't even make a sentence, what a mess!
"Very good, congratulations, you managed to save your life."

After getting the answer he wanted, Cheng Chuli looked at Li Shimin and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, this is my secret weapon. With it, am I safe?"

In fact, the current Cheng Chuli is no longer afraid of Li Shimin.

He just wanted to kill people in the Tai Chi Hall.Killing these officials who were enemies of him was terrified, and they would never dare to harm him again.

It's okay for Li Shimin to help him. If he dared to order him to be pulled out and chopped up, he would give him a peanut without hesitation.Then help a new emperor to the throne.

But Cheng Chuli knew that such a thing would never happen.

Oh my god!

What the hell is this?terrible.

Seeing that Li Er couldn't react for a long time.

Cheng Chuli still smiled, and said: "This thing is called a pistol. I gave one to the Supreme Emperor yesterday, and this one will be given to you, the Emperor! In the future, if any minister dares to double-face you and fool you, you can just give it to him." The gun blew his head off."

Cheng Chuli said, turned off the safety of the gun, and knelt down on one knee.Hold the gun high.

"Oh? Gave it to me?"

Only then did Li Shimin come to his senses, and said a little dry-mouthed: "Wang De."

Wang De understood, ran down quickly, and took the small pistol from Cheng Chuli's hand.He ran back and delivered it to Li Shimin.

Li Shimin took the small pistol in fear, and looked over and over there for a long time, but he didn't see any mystery.

"Xiao Chuli, how to use this thing?"

Cheng Chuli said: "This thing is here, it's not convenient to use. Unless the emperor you use these dogs to test the gun."

"Your Majesty, spare your life!"

The few remaining officials from Wang Gui's faction knocked to the ground in a hurry, and loudly begged the emperor for mercy!

Li Shimin said with a cold face: "Come here! Put these bastards into prison and wait for their punishment."

Outside, Li Junxian immediately brought people in and dragged these officials out.

Cheng Chuli smiled and said: "The emperor is kind."

Li Shimin said angrily: "You boy, is it too extreme to do this?"

Cheng Chuli said: "Your Majesty, it's not that I'm extreme. These guys are thinking about how to harm me every day. If I hold back and don't show them a little color, they will think I'm easy to bully. How can there be any reason to guard against thieves for a thousand days?"

"By the way, Your Majesty, I have already said that this thing is dangerous and cannot be taken out in the Tai Chi Hall. You also said it in advance, so I am not guilty."

Although Li Shimin was indeed frightened just now.But he didn't mean to blame Cheng Chuli either.

Because he knew that as long as he was always so kind to Cheng Chuli, Cheng Chuli would never turn against him.

In fact, he didn't want to be an enemy of Cheng Chuli from the bottom of his heart.

Being an enemy of Cheng Chuli does him no good, but a lot of disadvantages.

It is his best choice to have a good relationship with Cheng Chu.

Anyway, no matter how powerful Cheng Chuli was, his rights would not be weakened in the slightest.On the contrary, the stronger Cheng Chuli was, the more beneficial it was to his power.

Therefore, what Cheng Chuli did today, he was just a little frightened, not only not angry, but very happy.

With such an artifact, his power is even more secure.

After hearing Cheng Chuli's words, Li Shimin looked down and said, "My dear friends, do you think Cheng Chuli is guilty?"

The ministers quickly said: "No, no."

Damn, I was scared to death, now who dares to say that Cheng Chuli is guilty.If it doesn't work out, he just hits your head, and that's no fun.

They all confirmed that this kid is a lunatic.

The most important thing is that this lunatic can still come up with such frightening things, so no one dares to provoke him at this time.

"very good."

Li Shimin said decisively: "Now, let's drive to the Dajiao field."

Now Li Shimin can't wait to learn how to play with this thing in his hand.

In fact, Li Shimin only brought more than 20 of his most trusted officials with him.

At this time, Li Shimin's presidential car finally came in handy.

Li Junxian is also very happy to be a driver.Of course Cheng Chuli and Cheng Yaojin also boarded Li Shimin's presidential car.

In the presidential car, Cheng Yaojin came up and slapped Cheng Chuli on the back of the head, and said: "Boy, if you have something good, don't take it to honor your father immediately."

Cheng Chuli covered the back of his head, and said dissatisfied: "Father, if you keep taking pictures like this, your son will be fooled by you one day."

Li Shimin said from the side: "From now on, you are not allowed to shoot Xiao Chuli like this again. What should I do if I am really stupid?"

"Hey, Your Majesty, in fact, I didn't use much force. Hey..." Cheng Yaojin smiled awkwardly.

Li Shimin said angrily: "It doesn't work if you don't use your strength."

Cheng Yaojin hastily bowed his hands to Li Shimin, and said seriously: "I respect the order."

That's more or less.

Cheng Chuli fumbled on his body, took out a handful of Desert Eagle, handed it to Cheng Yaojin and said, "Father, this is for you."

"Huh? Why is Dad's hand so big?"

Cheng Chuli said: "This is specially made for you, only this kind of big guy is suitable for your use."

"Yes, hehe, this kind of big guy is better for my old Cheng. This thing is exciting to hold!"

Cheng Yaojin was there smiling and looking at the big guy in his hand over and over again.

Li Shimin's face darkened immediately, and he said dissatisfiedly: "Xiao Chuli, you gave your father a big guy, why did you give me such a small one?"

"No."

Cheng Chuli quickly explained: "Your Majesty, that big thing has a strong recoil and is not suitable for your Majesty to use. This small and exquisite one is easy to carry. It is just right for you to hold it, Your Majesty."

"What's the recoil thing?"

Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin asked in unison.

Cheng Chuli had no choice but to make full use of his three-inch tongue, and finally explained the recoil to them clearly.

After listening to Cheng Chuli's explanation.Li Shimin still said: "Although the recoil is a bit stronger, I still like big guys."

Cheng Chuli stretched out his hand and said, "A handful of five thousand guns, with 120 rounds of ammunition."

Li Shimin laughed immediately: "What can be solved by money is nothing to me. Give me ten, and I will give you money later."

Cheng Chuli said: "Okay, the things are in my presidential car, and I will give them to you when I get to the place. But I told you, the emperor, you can only give this stuff to the most trusted people, and don't give it to those Two-faced and three-faced officials, if they have evil intentions, it's not good."

In fact, the Desert Eagle is not as expensive as this small pistol. If it is sold like this, Cheng Chuli will at least make half of the profit.Of course he will not refuse.

"Don't worry! Although I am not as afraid of death as you are, I still cherish life very much. Haha..."

Forehead?
Cheng Chuli's face immediately darkened.Your majesty, are you joking like this?

Finally, the convoy soon arrived at the Dajiao Field.

Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin couldn't wait to try their hand.

Cheng Chuli called Xue Rengui over and asked him to take someone to the trunk to move his treasure out.

Then, the boxes of treasures were brought by Xue Rengui and moved in front of Li Shimin and the big bosses.

Cheng Chuli said: "Your Majesty, don't be in a hurry to practice your hands. Now, let me show you what a hot weapon is. Brother hunter, go to AK [-]. Just hit that small forest."

"Good."

Xue Rengui ran up quickly, opened a box, took out parts from it and began to assemble it.

Although he was not very proficient in assembling, after a few minutes, he also assembled an AK[-].

Li Shimin and all the bosses just stared at Xue Rengui intently, watching his performance.It was extremely shocking in my heart!

My gosh!What is this assembled?It looks so awesome!
After Xue Rengui finished assembling, he took out a magazine and loaded it, facing the small forest in front of him.Started to shoot up.

After a burst of gunshots was heard.

The trees in the grove were immediately beaten to pieces of sawdust, and several trees with the mouth of a bowl fell to the ground.

My goodness!

All the bosses, including Li Shimin, were all stunned!
Fortunately, those in front are all small trees. If there are many people standing there, your sister's, wouldn't all of them be knocked down?
Li Shimin's eyes lit up, he pulled Cheng Chuli aside, and asked secretly: "Xiao Chuli, how much is this thing?"

Cheng Chuli said: "One pack of ten thousand guns, one thousand rounds of ammunition. As long as you have money, you can have as many as you want."

A handful of [-] yuan?
This price, it stands to reason should not be expensive.

But if this is used to equip the army, it will be too expensive.

With Li Shimin's 4000 million yuan, he can only buy [-] sticks.

He wants to equip his Datang's million troops.That can only rely on dreaming.

Li Shimin hesitated, his brain was running fast, and he didn't know what to do.

Cheng Chuli said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, there are still good things!"

And the good stuff?
All the bosses and Li Shimin looked at Cheng Chuli.

Cheng Chuli gestured to Xue Rengui.

Xue Rengui understood, opened another long box, took out one thing and began to assemble it.

After assembling, he took out a shell and stuffed it into the tube, carried it on his shoulder, and pulled the trigger against the grove in front of him.

With a bang, a cannonball flew out and fell directly into the woods with its long tail.Suddenly there was an earth-shattering explosion.

Then, the small village in the grove facing them has been blown away.There was still a big hole in the ground that was smoking.

Oh my god.

All the bosses and Li Shimin's heads were buzzing.I couldn't come back to my senses for a long time.

Not only is this thing loud and scary enough, its power is even more creepy!

At this time, Changsun Wuji, Wei Zheng and other civil officials were so frightened that they almost lost their balance.

It's scary, it's so fucking scary, with this thing, it doesn't matter what Tubo Turks are.Isn't it a matter of one shot?
　This chapter is a 99-word chapter, thanks to the book friend "Yan Tuanzi" [-] Dayang for his reward.

　　
　
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