Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 381 Li Shimin Almost Gets Slapped

In the current Chengjia Village, there is a concrete road leading directly to Weishui Lake.

As soon as Cheng Chuli's car drove away, Xue Rengui said, "Young Lord, there is a car behind, it seems to be the emperor's presidential car."

Oh?
Cheng Chuli quickly closed the car window, stretched out his small head and looked behind.From this point of view, it was indeed a presidential car.A few vehicles and a large wave of cavalry followed.

Cheng Chuli and Li Shimin have two sets of this presidential car in the whole world.Coupled with this situation, who else is not Li Shimin?
This guy, doesn't he have to go to court?What are you doing here?Cheng Chuli felt very strange.

"Brother Hunter, slow down a bit and see if it's His Majesty?"

Xue Rengui nodded, the speed of the car slowed down, and soon, Li Shimin's presidential car caught up.

Cheng Chuli saw that it was really Li Shimin, so he asked Xue Rengui to stop the car, he got out of the car, and jumped into Li Shimin's car.

In the car, Li Junxian was the driver, and Li Shimin sat behind him.

"Your Majesty, what are you doing here? Don't you have to go to court?"

Li Shimin was speechless, and said angrily: "Does one have to go to court every day to be an emperor?"

Cheng Chuli said speechlessly: "No, isn't this your basic operation? The reason why I'm afraid of being your official is that I'm afraid of going to court. Going to court at four o'clock every day, are you tired?"

Li Shimin: "Yes, very tired, so I don't want to be so tired now."

Cheng Chuli said with a grin: "Your Majesty, are you lazy too? You don't even go to court, what are you doing here?"

Li Shimin said: "I heard that our house has been built, so I came here to have a look."

It turned out that Li Shimin also came to look at the house.

The two were talking, and the car soon arrived at the Weishui Lake.

Cheng Chuli and Li Shimin got out of the car, and the boat parked by the island rumbled towards this side.

The two of them each took Xue Rengui and Li Junxian onto the boat, and the boat rumbled towards the island in the center of the lake.

When they landed on the island, soldiers on guard immediately saluted them.

Both Li Shimin and Li Junxian knew the meaning of saluting, and they just felt very comfortable.

They imitated Cheng Chuli and saluted the soldiers back.All the soldiers immediately showed flattered expressions.

Well, no matter what, this is much more comfortable than kneeling on the ground as soon as you come up.

After landing on the island.

Li Shimin's eyes lit up.

There are small gardens one by one, and small villas one by one.

In the green belt, there are green trees, small bridges and flowing water.Groups of small red carp can also be seen in the water.

Two old men and a few children were feeding the fish with food.

The two old men, Li Shimin, knew each other and were the elders of a certain big family.

They saw Li Shimin and Chen Chuli approaching and bowed their hands to them from a distance.

Li Shimin went up to say hello to them, and then continued to move forward.

Then, I saw a group of old men arguing there.

I saw Li Yuan yelling furiously: "Old man Wei, you stinky and shameless person, you beat sesame seed cakes, but you said it was a mistress. Now I'm cheating, and you're saying I'm cheating. You say it with your conscience, beat it!" Is it biscuits or mistress?"

Old man Wei rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, conscience of heaven and earth, I swear, I beat a mistress. Now you have nothing to say?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Li Yuan laughed loudly, pushed the cards in his hand, and said, "That's what you said, you're playing the mistress, I'm crazy. Fortunately, I didn't push all the cards just now."

The other old men were speechless when they looked at me and I looked at you.Needless to say, they were once again fooled by Li Yuan.

This is really how many times a day, Dangdang is different!

They are really dissatisfied!Play mahjong with this guy every day, and lose to him almost every day.

When the cards are bad, you lose, and when the cards are good, Li Yuan plays tricks again, and the tricks he uses can make you speechless and speechless.

The old man Dugu got angry, pushed the cards away and said, "I won't play anymore. You old fellow, you are too empress, and you are so shameless."

This Li Yuan refused to accept: "Why am I shameless, why am I shameless? He beat up a mistress! He said it himself, why don't you make people fool you?"

A group of old men were speechless.

What is he playing, don't you have any clues in your mind?
This old man is too shameless.

But contempt is contempt, and everyone started to rub their cards again after making a noise.The next round of battle officially began.

Li Shimin was speechless, when did his father become so shameless?

At this time, an old man finally saw Li Shimin and the others, stood up quickly, and bowed his hands to this side.

Li Shimin also cupped his hands while walking towards them.

"Uncles and uncles, I'm so excited!"

"Hey, we're fine, we're just having fun." Those old men said with a smile.

Li Yuan also knew that it was Li Shimin who came, but he continued to rub his mahjong without looking back.

Li Shimin came up, cupped his hands and said to him, "I have seen my father."

Cheng Chuli and the other two also bowed their hands and greeted him.

Li Yuan rolled his eyes and didn't even look at them.

Needless to say, the old guy was angry.

Cheng Chuli and Li Shimin are both at a loss.

You look at me, I look at you, who made this old guy angry?

I do not know!

They had just returned from a trip to the island country and won a big victory. No matter how they said it, Li Yuan shouldn't have treated them like this!

Moreover, he didn't even give Cheng Chuli face.If it had been changed before, knowing that it was Cheng Chuli who had come, he immediately greeted him with a smile.

But this time, she was completely dismissive, it's not right!
Li Shimin was a little embarrassed, and asked again, "Father, who messed with you?"

Li Yuan said angrily: "Go away, don't bother me."

Cheng Chuli was also puzzled, and asked, "Old man, what's wrong with you? Have you taken gunpowder?"

Li Yuan glared at Cheng Chuli, and said, "The idea of ​​the emperor taking turns is your idea, right?"

Cheng Chuli's heart skipped a beat, knowing where the problem was.It seems that the old man disagrees with his idea!

Cheng Chuli said: "Old man, you have wronged me. As a courtier of Tang Dynasty, they insist on my advice, what can I do?
At that time, I said, if you want me to offer an idea, you can adopt it if you think it is good, and if you think it is not good, just ignore it.I didn't force them to execute it! "

Li Yuan also knew that Cheng Chuli couldn't be blamed for this. He glared at Li Shimin and said, "What's wrong? Don't want to be the emperor anymore? Don't want to be the emperor, what did you grab?"

Li Yuan is really angry. You killed my two sons and tried your best to become the emperor. Now you are not the emperor again.

So what is my son?
You don't want to be, you didn't grab it back then, why did you kill my two sons?
gah...

Li Shimin was speechless.He was left speechless by the old man's question.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Li Yuan said angrily: "I knew you were useless, if it wasn't for the fact that there was no one left, you wouldn't be able to take the throne no matter what.

You don't want to do it now?late.How old are your sons now?How old are you?I don't want to do it anymore.

Let me tell you, you must be the emperor for me, otherwise, when I go to court tomorrow, I will go to the Tai Chi Hall and beat you to death, don't you believe it? "

gah...

Li Shimin was dumbfounded.

Cheng Chuli was also dumbfounded.

Xue Rengui and Li Junxian were even more confused.

The Taishanghuang wants to go to the Taiji Hall and slap the emperor in front of all civil and military officials!

Damn, that scene, just thinking about it makes one's scalp tingle!
As soon as the other old men saw this situation, they immediately bowed their hands to them, and then left without looking back.

It's better for them not to participate in this kind of thing, and it's better not to even hear it.

Cherish life and stay away from the emperor!

Li Shimin cried and said, "Father, what are you doing? Gan'er and Qingque are already fully competent. They are better than me, why don't I give up my seat to them?"

Li Yuan said angrily: "Shut up, how old are they? Now is the time when they need to learn, and you push such a heavy task to them. You are depriving them of the opportunity to learn, you father , as incompetent."

gah...

Li Shimin's face immediately collapsed.

Yes!

No matter how capable he is, he is still a child, at the right age to learn.

There is no end to learning, how can there be satisfaction in this?
He is just at the age of study, you let him be the emperor.Isn't this bullshit?
At this moment, Li Shimin realized that he was wrong again.It should be said that it is too selfish.

Li Yuan said: "Let me tell you, let me not talk about this matter, even the civil and military officials and the common people will not agree. If you don't want to be called a dog by the common people, you'd better handle this matter well for me." .”

This.

Li Shimin felt that it was too difficult for him.

"But father, you are not joking, I have already announced the matter to the public, can this be taken back?"

Yes, Li Shimin took great pains to get this matter right!

But now, the matter was settled, and he couldn't even turn back.

This is digging a hole for yourself to jump in!
Li Yuan said: "Are you still not convinced when you say you can't do it? I told you that it is impossible for civil and military officials and the common people to agree. Just go ahead with the election as usual, and you must not play tricks on me. This time, you must Got to be re-elected!

After five years, Gan'er and Qingque have grown up.At that time, I don't care who is the emperor.But in the past five years, you must carry this burden. "

Hearing this, Li Shimin also felt that he was too anxious.

He had already thought about it, and when the general election came, he ordered all the ministers to choose Li Chengqian in advance.

But now, he didn't dare, unless he wanted to be chased and whipped by Li Yuan in the Tai Chi Hall in front of all civil and military officials.

After thinking about it, Li Shimin said uneasy: "Father, are you so sure that the civil and military officials will definitely choose me? What if they choose me?"

"impossible."

Li Yuan said firmly.

What a joke, most of the civil and military officials are your Li Shimin's people, if so, they will not choose you.It must be you, Li Shimin, who did something wrong.

"Okay! Father, my son knows."

Seeing what he said, Li Yuan had a good attitude.Only then did the anger dissipate.

Li Yuan said: "Okay. Your residence has been built for you by the emperor. However, you will not be able to officially come here to live here until five years later. I will show you there first."

Forehead?
Hearing this, Li Shimin became depressed again.

If it is other places, he is the emperor, he can live wherever he wants, no one can stop him.

But the problem is that it doesn't work here, Li Yuan is here!He didn't even dare to come and live here!If you don't do it, you will be drawn.

I can't stand it after watching it, what a fart it is!
Li Shimin: I am too difficult.

Cheng Chuli tugged at him and said, "Let's go! Go look at the house. The old man said that you will not be able to move here officially until five years later, Your Majesty. Do you understand that you will officially move here?"

Oh!
Li Shimin was immediately happy when he heard this.Or this kid's brain is turning fast!
I don't officially move here to live here, but it's okay to come and live here for a day or two now and then, right?

Several people followed Li Yuan and left.

I can see the new house soon, so excited, are you there?
These houses, at a glance, know that they are not ordinary products.

Well, who are those two?
Those two in the upstairs corridor, who else are those two not Li Chengqian and Li Tai?
As soon as these two guys saw that it was Li Shimin, they immediately hid in the house in panic.

At this moment, Li Shimin felt a sense of enlightenment.

"You two brats, get out of here."

Li Shimin is really hot!

I figured it out, I figured it out.

I said, why was my father severely criticized me when I came here?It turned out that these two brats did the trick!

I've seen cheaters, but I've never seen such cheaters!

Yes, he, Li Shimin, wanted to cheat and order all the ministers to choose Li Chengqian.

But Li Chengqian and Li Tai are not vegetarians either.

If he started with the civil and military officials in the court, Li Chengqian knew that he couldn't handle Li Shimin.These ministers must have listened to Li Shimin.

When the general election starts, they will definitely choose themselves.

So, these two guys thought of Li Yuan, and came to complain to Li Yuan.

Then, there was the previous scene.

How could such a smart person as Li Shimin not think of it?He didn't see anyone just now, and was stunned by Li Yuan's scolding, so he didn't think of this.

Seeing these two guys here now, how could he still not understand?

When Li Shimin drank like this, the two guys upstairs shivered immediately, and then ran downstairs in a panic.

"My son has met the grandfather, the emperor, and the teacher!"

The two came to Li Yuan and the others, and said very respectfully.

Li Shimin pointed at them, not knowing what to say.

The most important thing is that he dare not say it!Li Yuan was staring at him!
If he dared to teach these two guys a lesson now, he would definitely be whipped today.

"Hey...Grandpa Huang, I'm here to help you, be careful..."

Li Chengqian and Li Tai came up very attentively, supporting the old man from left to right.He just didn't like Li Shimin, making Li Shimin's nose crooked with anger.

Li Shimin: What can I do?I am also very desperate!

Now, it is impossible to clean up these two guys.

Wait until we go back to clean them up, Li Shimin thought hard in his heart.

A group of people stepped on the stairs like this, crossed the group of villas, and walked towards the top of the mountain.

When I came to the top of the mountain, I looked at the luxurious building in front of me.Li Shimin and Li Junxian, who were not mentally prepared, were all stunned.

(End of this chapter)