Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 39 So embarrassing, everyone is crazy and I am alone

Li Er said solemnly: "Our China has always had this problem from ancient times to the present. No matter the emperor or the people, they can only choose to pray to God and make offerings to God.

Every year, there are countless food and various items offered to God in various places.In some places, the lives of those young girls were even used as offerings.

To this day, we have not once received the mercy of God.I don't want to believe in this God anymore, I want to lead my people to break free from the shackles of this God and control our own destiny.

Xiao Chuli, do you really have a solution?tell me.No matter how much I pay, I will lead everyone to change their lives against the sky. "

All the civil and military officials suddenly had blood rushing up, and their faces were red.Everyone looked at Cheng Chuli with piercing eyes, including the eldest grandson Wuji who already hated Cheng Chuli in his heart.

At this moment, Changsun Wuji has no hatred in his heart for the time being. He is an important minister in the court and has always been eager to change this situation.

Although he is very selfish, if he can solve this problem in exchange for his life, he probably would not hesitate.

In 1000, 2000 years passed.

Dynasties changed from dynasty to dynasty, and emperors changed one by one.Officials also come and go in waves.

However, no matter which dynasty or generation, which emperor, which wave of officials?This problem has never been resolved.

They think alone, two or three think together, or all civil and military officials get together to think together, they discuss and discuss together.But I still haven't been able to figure out a clue.

Today, someone finally said in front of them that there is a solution.

How could they not be nervous?
A problem they were willing to give their lives to solve will likely end up in their hands.How could they not be excited?
At this moment, more than 100 pairs of excited eyes focused on Cheng Chuli from every corner and direction of the hall.

In the next moment, what the five-year-old said may make them extremely excited, or it may make them faint instantly.

I saw Cheng Chuli said indifferently: "Your Majesty, just like you, I only believe that my fate is up to me. Therefore, as long as the Emperor is willing to solve this problem, I will do my best to cooperate..."

Li Er's forehead and bridge of nose were sweating, he couldn't help interrupting him and urged: "Don't talk about these useless things, let's get to the point."

Oh, my lord, I'm just trying to pretend to be a saint!Why don't you let me pretend?

Cheng Chuli had no choice but to get straight to the point and said: "It's actually very simple, waterlogging in the south and drought in the north. Then, we just need to build a grand canal running through the north and south to transport the water from the south to the arid land in the north.

In this way, the flood in the south was solved, and the drought in the north was also solved.Your Majesty, tell me, is this approach realistic? "

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Li Er's eyes were staring like copper bells, he slapped the armrest of the dragon chair and stood up with a bang, excitedly saying: "Reality, it's too realistic."

Li Er originally thought that the solution to this problem was so difficult that he would have to struggle for more than ten or decades, and even hand it over to his next successor.

Unexpectedly, the result turned out to be so simple, and he, Datang, was fully capable of doing it.

As long as he is willing to do it, it can be done in three years, or in one or two years.

Good strategy, but also good news!
"Perfect, so perfect."

"This problem that has been bothering us all this time, turns out to be so simple!"

All the officials discussed excitedly there, and many of them had tears in their eyes.

"Hahahaha, how many years has it been? How many capable people and strangers, the problems that the Emperor Qin, Han and Wu could not solve, will finally be solved in the Zhenguan Dynasty of our Great Tang Dynasty.

Your Majesty, the Tang Dynasty is very fortunate, and the people are very fortunate.Future generations, generation after generation are very lucky!My lord is mighty, a generation of sages! "

Even Wei Zheng who usually doesn't flatter, if he flatters, makes ghosts and gods weep.He also knelt down directly to Li Er and sang praises.

And while flattering, she was so excited that she shed tears and laughed at the same time.

This pair of dignified looks is indeed not flattering!

At this moment, no one laughed at him, because everyone was similar.

Cheng Chuli was dumbfounded.Aren't you civil servants the most particular about appearance, don't you lose your dignity before the emperor?Why did they all suddenly look crazy?

The emperor and all civil and military officials suddenly went crazy in the Tai Chi Hall.This scene is a bit scary, even terrifying!

There is no way, Cheng Chuli, as a descendant, can't understand their feelings, and can't empathize with them.

A sycophant official saw it, immediately seized the opportunity, knelt down and chanted loudly: "Your Majesty, the problems that have plagued us in China for thousands of years will finally be resolved in the prosperity of Your Majesty's Zhenguan. Your Majesty, you are the real generation of British lords." , Chosen Son!"

Li Er listened to this official's flattery, and it was quite useful at first, but in the end he came to be the chosen one.

Li Er angrily picked up the memorial on the table, and threw it down at the official: "You son of the chosen one, Xiao Chuli said just now that my fate is up to me. Any son of the chosen one is bullshit, really As for the Chosen Son, why hasn't the heavens shown mercy to his son for so many years?"

As expected, extreme joy begets sorrow!The official was hit by Li Er's memorial and knelt there trembling.

It seems that this flattering technique also needs to be learned and practiced!Same ass.Why did I get different results from others?

Well, I don't care about anything from now on, just concentrate on learning how to flatter.

Fortunately, Li Er didn't know what this official was thinking, otherwise he might have thrown a knife.

Finally, under Cheng Chuli's panic, these crying and laughing lunatics finally calmed down one by one.

At last.

All the officials bowed down and shouted loudly: "The emperor's generation of heroes, a generation of sages, their achievements are as old as the past, and they have been praised for thousands of years, and they will be famous for thousands of years."

Everyone knelt down, only Cheng Chuli stood there in a daze.

who I am?Where am I?

At this moment, Cheng Chuli had many question marks on his head.

This scene is incomprehensible!
Fortunately, he is short, standing is not as tall as others kneeling, standing there is not too abrupt.

Li Er's heart is also surging at the moment, where is he in the mood to take care of him?
Li Er stabilized his surging mind, and said: "What about the sage king, let's talk about it after the problem is completely solved! From now on, I am I, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and the lord of the people. What the hell? Ah! Fairy! It's all bullshit.

From today onwards, the fate of the people of my Tang Dynasty will all fall on the shoulders of me and you.

Droughts and floods every year, how many people are displaced in this disaster and become refugees.How many people died in this disaster, leaving no bones left.We, Datang, can no longer die.

Therefore, even if I use the power of the whole country to pay any price for this Grand Canal that runs across the north and south, I must pass it through in my lifetime.You guys, would you like to help me? "

Baiguan once again knelt on the ground and shouted their willingness, and sang many hymns along the way.

Cheng Chuli was so depressed!
You are all crazy, I am the only one not crazy standing here, so embarrassing, okay?

I still like to be like just now, every now and then a rich guy jumps out and steps on me.Then, if you are not convinced, make a bet with me, and let me cheat a wave of small money.

(End of this chapter)