Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 5 The father and son of the old Cheng family are crazy
Cheng Chuli came here today to avenge his father, and at the same time to let his brother pretend to be tough, and then get promoted and get rich, and the emperor will reward him greatly.

It would be perfect if some money could be rewarded.

However, as soon as they arrived, they were entangled by this nasty Li You, and they wanted to kill him viciously.

Cheng Chu is on fire!This guy is a prince, it's not right to ask someone to beat him, let alone scold him.When will this calf finish talking with him?
Must get rid of this nasty guy as soon as possible to make money.

Cheng Chuli thought for a while, then replied: "His Royal Highness, don't you usually study? I, a five-year-old child, know that for father's brothers, colleagues or other friends, as long as they are male, they are older than father." I am an uncle, and those who are younger than my father are called uncles. The relationship between the emperor and my father is that of a monarch and a minister. The common people dare not call the emperor by his name directly. They can only call him the emperor's uncle to show his closeness. Is this wrong? Dear uncles, come here Judge me, is this wrong?"

Forehead?
Manchao Wenwu was taken aback for a moment, so it seems that there is nothing wrong with it!

Cheng Chuli didn't allow time for others to speak, and continued: "Uncle Emperor, King Yan is ignorant, doesn't understand these principles, and accuses Xiaomin of random crimes, and Xiaomin can treat him as ignorant and don't care about him.

But, Uncle Emperor, Xiaomin was ordered by you, Uncle Emperor, to ask my eldest brother to go back and invite him to help fight the Tubo people.

After Xiaomin arrived, the King of Yan jumped out to mess around, dragged Xiaomin here on arbitrary charges, prevented him from dealing with the Tubo people, and took your emperor's will as a fart, his heart is to be punished!
Xiaomin has reason to suspect that King Yan may have reached some kind of traitorous agreement with the Tubo people in private, so he deliberately works for the Tubo people here.

As a citizen of the Tang Dynasty, Xiaomin deeply loves this land, and hates such traitors who betray the country and seek glory the most.Although Xiaomin is only skeptical, there are reasons for skepticism.If it is possible, it is necessary to investigate, please the emperor to investigate clearly. "

As soon as Cheng Chuli finished speaking, the audience fell silent!Where am I?King Yan is now a traitor?Still an ignorant, ignorant traitor.

Among the officials, many people wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, it was so uncomfortable!

Cheng Chuli finally let go of his anger, don't you just love to talk?I will scare you to death when I talk about it.

He knew that Li Shimin didn't punish crimes with words, and he didn't feel any psychological pressure at all.Whether you are or not, first put the charges on you.

Although Li Er would not really listen to his words and go to investigate Yan Wang, but he can satisfy his mouth addiction and relieve his anger!

As for Li You, he was furious when he heard this.He pointed at Cheng Chuli furiously and shouted: "Bastard, you are bloody, you are ignorant, you are ignorant, you are a traitor, and you are the one who took money from the Tubo people!"

Li You is so angry!This little bastard's mouth is too poisonous. If the emperor takes it seriously, he will be finished.

As soon as Li You was in a hurry, Cheng Chuli was not in a hurry. He asked calmly: "King Yan, why did you come out to stop me because you didn't collect the money? Isn't it because you are afraid that I will deal with those Tubo people? I came to disturb your Yan." Is there a good thing for the king? This is too embarrassing. Tell me in advance! Then I won’t come over.”

You also said, Li You is really in a hurry!

Every word this kid said made Li You tremble with fear.Who knows what the father will think when he hears this?
"Cheng Chuli, don't talk nonsense here. You, a five-year-old boy, have the ability to defeat those Tubo people? Is this king afraid of you going? What a joke."

"Oh! King Yan, after you see me, you probably won't be able to beat those Tubo people, so you won't be afraid, right?"

"That's right, depending on you, how could you beat those Tubo warriors?"

Cheng Chuli bowed to Li Er and said: "Your Majesty, did you hear that? King Yan's tone and content, he spoke for the Tubo people everywhere, obviously he was with the Tubo people. He dared to say that the money was confiscated, and he dared to say Isn't he a traitor?"

"you."

Li You is angry!He said angrily: "Cheng Chuli, since you have said that you are so capable, then you go, you go and defeat those Tubo people now and show me the king."

Cheng Chuli said indifferently again: "When did I tell you that I'm going to play in person? Only those Tibetans are not qualified to let me take action. I just need to give my brother a little bit of advice, and my brother can completely defeat them. Do you understand?"

Your sister, the more you brag, the more outrageous you are. Do you think you are a god?

Li You said with a half-smile: "Cheng Chuli, you dare to brag about such a bully, don't tell me you can still do magic tricks?"

These words sound innocent on the surface, but in essence they are very vicious.

This is the court, if you can't win, then you are bragging, you are deceiving the emperor, drag it out and chop it up.

If you win, Li You will also jump out and say that you are a demon who knows how to demonize, and you will also be dragged out and hacked.

Anyway, according to this statement, no matter what the result is, it will not be good.

This is a pit, a cruel and poisonous pit.

Cheng Chuli said without any fear: "I don't know how to demonize, and I use normal methods. However, I can't tell you until I'm sure that you, King Yan, are not traitors. Who knows if you will go to Tubo?" Where is the tip-off?"

Say this again?You fucked up with traitors, didn't you?
Li You was furious, and shouted: "Okay, since you are so capable, do you dare to make a bet with me?"

Cheng Chuli asked, "How do you want to bet?"

Li You shouted: "It's up to you, as long as your brother doesn't break the rules and defeats that Tubo man named Niang Xipi Mengzan, I am willing to lose you five thousand guan. On the contrary, you only need to lose one thousand guan to me." That's fine, do you dare to bet?"

Cheng Chuli's eyes lit up, he didn't expect to have an unexpected harvest, what he needs most now is money.

He resolutely agreed: "Okay, let's make a deal."

After speaking, Cheng Chuli bowed to Li Er again and said: "The emperor please give us a guarantee. Please, my lords, testify for us. So that the king of Yan won't be fooled by the time."

ah?How dare you bet?
Everyone looked at Cheng Yaojin at the same time, old Cheng!Your youngest son is playing big, and he might be a loser, so you don't plan to take care of it?
Seeing everyone looking at him, Cheng Yaojin knew that he had to make a statement.

So he opened his mouth and said lightly: "King Yan, if my family stands up, it means my old Cheng. However, I, Lao Cheng, will not take advantage of you. If we lose, I will also pay you King Yan five thousand coins. If you want to bet, let's do it fairly, lest people say that Lao Cheng is bullying the younger."

What the hell?Did I hear it wrong?It's fine if this old Cheng doesn't stop him, but he even took the initiative to place the bet.Are you so confident in your youngest son?
Li You was also completely confused by Cheng Yaojin's reaction, making it look like Li You was the one who would lose.

Are you father and son teaming up to scare me?The king was terrified.As far as Cheng Chusi's half-baked kung fu is concerned, who doesn't know who!
Li You smiled: "Okay, since Duke Lu has agreed to come down, then the king can rest assured."

Cheng Yaojin stepped forward, and the matter was considered a certainty.

Li Er smiled wryly, and said to Cheng Chuli who was standing in the hall: "Xiao Chuli, although your father stepped forward as a guarantor, I still don't dare to play with you with a city. Can you give me a place for your brother to fight?" Is there a reason?"

Cheng Chuli said: "Your Majesty, because the King of Yan might collude with the Tubo people, Xiaomin dare not disclose the secret of victory now. However, Xiaomin and my elder brother are willing to issue a military order together, please allow the emperor to approve."

These words immediately made Li You so angry that he almost ran away.Can you even talk to me if you open your mouth?

Li Er still didn't dare to make a decision, you, Cheng Chuli, said nothing, what's the use of making a military order?

Cheng Chusi resolutely stood up to help and said: "Your Majesty, I agree with my fifth brother, and I would like to issue a military order together, and ask the emperor to allow me to fight against the Tubo people."

This……

When Cheng Chusi said this, everyone in the audience was shocked.

Cheng Chuli's five-year-old child is ignorant and can talk nonsense, but even Cheng Chusi dared to gamble his life to play, and Cheng Yaojin, an old killer, didn't stop him.

The father and son of the old Cheng family couldn't be crazy today, could they?
(End of this chapter)