Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 61 Li Er Eats Pig Intestine
Li Ke ranks third among Li Er's many princes, apart from Prince Li Chengqian, who is the oldest.Among the many princes, this person can be regarded as relatively intelligent.

Therefore, the moment Cheng Chuli successfully ordered Yuchi Baolin to beat Li You, he saw the situation clearly.

Here, he doesn't count as fart as a prince, only the five-year-old young master is the real boss.

Cheng Chuli could order anyone to beat up Li You at will, and he didn't need any reason.How advanced is Li Ke?

Since he was arranged here by his father, if he doesn't please this young master, how can he have a good life in the future?

Li Ke took the wine poured for him by Cheng Chuli with an equal attitude, and took a sip carefully.

Immediately, his eyes lit up and he said: "Young Master, it's incredible! This is the best and strongest wine I've ever drunk in my life. If this wine is released in Chang'an, it will definitely become popular in Chang'an in a short time! Xiaohou Lord, I admire you!"

"Wu Wang has won the prize. Come, come, brother Yuchi Baolin, you also have a drink. And all the brothers behind, come up and have a taste. From now on, we will be brothers who eat in a pot, and this is your home. Don't be polite."

Cheng Chuli invited everyone to drink, and Yuchi Baolin and those with positions under him all took turns to drink a small cup happily.Everyone was full of praise after drinking it.

Because of Li Er's presence, Yuchi Baolin seemed a little reserved.But after he drank, he also slapped his thigh and was full of praise.

This little fat general with one missing front tooth is quite cute and straightforward.As long as he is obedient in the future, Cheng Chuli intends to make friends with him as a brother.

Suddenly, Cheng Chuli remembered something, and quickly said to Li Er: "Your Majesty, can you arrange for me one or two young masters from the general family? I want to bring them to make money."

After finishing speaking, Cheng Chuli kept winking at Li Er.

Li Er is so smart!Immediately, he thought of the share distribution that Cheng Chuli had said before.Among them, the first people to win over are these dukes.

Get rid of these generals first, and then slowly lure those civil servants to join in.

Then, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were tied to Li Eryou's interests.

From now on, when he, Li Er, speaks in court, who else will stand up and sing against him?
This kind of interest bondage is definitely better than the moral bondage of those aristocratic families.

At that time, all the officials of the aristocratic family will be under his control, Li Er, which aristocratic family would dare to sing against him?
It seems that Xiao Chuli is really the most loyal courtier to Li Shimin.Everything planned is for Li Shimin first!
Thinking of this, he quickly replied: "Yes, I will find a way to send them over to you slowly."

Cheng Chuli reminded: "Your Majesty, remember to tell them that you must be obedient when you get here, otherwise, I will kick him out."

"Don't worry! They're here, keep the ones that are helpful to you, and the ones that are harmful and useless, you can just put them back and let me deal with them."

Today, as soon as the fine wine from Zhenguan came out, Li Er became much easier to talk to Cheng Chuli.

The most important thing is that Li Er sees hope and sees that Cheng Chuli is sincerely helping Datang.

A group of people happily drank the wine, and someone from the dining hall came to inform them to go to dinner.

The cooks trained by Cheng Chuli were really not built. As soon as they heard that the emperor was coming, they didn't need Cheng Chuli to order them. They immediately prepared all kinds of special dishes and chose a relatively clean room before sending someone to inform them to come over for dinner. .

In the room, there is a set of high-end tables and chairs for modern use. The table is a large round table made of precious wood, and the chair is also a grand master chair made of mahogany.

Li Er and the others came in to take a look, and felt a sense of novelty.

You know, in the current Tang Dynasty, people always sit on their knees when eating.Similar to the Japanese today.

This kneeling!If you kneel and sit for a long time, your feet will feel numb and very uncomfortable.

When Li Er saw this chair, not only was it made of high-grade materials, but also had a beautiful shape, and it also had a noble aura.

Well, although the value is incomparable with Li Er's golden dragon chair, the shape is extremely exquisite, much more beautiful than his Li Er's dragon chair.

Li Er couldn't help asking: "Xiao Chuli, is this for sitting?"

Cheng Chuli nodded and said: "This is a chair from that place. People there don't like to sit on their knees. It's more comfortable to sit on this kind of chair. Come, everyone, please take a seat."

Cheng Chuli greeted everyone to sit down.

Li Er, Li Junxian, Li Ke, Li Youwei, Chi Baolin, and Cheng Chuli sat down.

Then, Li Er and the other five couldn't help feeling the urge to stretch. This chair is too comfortable to sit on.

It seems that even the living habits of God Realm are better than ours in Datang!
Li Er couldn't help but said: "Xiao Chuli, I took this set of tables and chairs with me when I went back. Tell me, how much is it?"

Cheng Chuli smiled and said: "Your Majesty, it's not about money or not. The key is that you can't use it even if you take it back! If Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda's gang of old stubborn find out, they will unite tomorrow and take your Majesty away in court. Spraying to doubt life, do you believe it, Your Majesty?"

"His..."

Li Erdun felt very dizzy, really, when the time comes, those old stubborn Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda will definitely say that the emperor has forgotten his ancestors, and that you, as the emperor, will take the lead in abandoning the thousands of years of culture passed down by your ancestors.

This is an insult to the ancestors or something.You, Li Shimin, hurriedly knelt down in front of the ancestor's spiritual throne and confessed your mistake, and then, send an imperial edict to the people all over the world to admit your mistake!

Otherwise, they will scold you as a stupid king in the morning every morning, scold you until Li Er surrenders, and scold you until you do what they say.

Some people will say, isn't it just a matter of sitting?Is it necessary to say so seriously?
Well, don't believe it, it's really that serious.
Li Er asked annoyedly: "Xiao Chuli, is sitting on a chair good for us? Tell me quickly."

Li Er is going to learn from the scriptures, go back and persuade those old stubborn rhythms!
Cheng Chuli said: "There are too many benefits of sitting on a chair. Sitting on your knees will hurt your legs, causing poor blood flow and numbness. Over time, it will cause various problems in our legs.

If you sit on your knees for a long time, after many years, you will have a pair of elegant bow legs.Not only is your walking posture very ugly, but it also makes you a lot shorter.It will eventually lead to inflexible legs and even disability.Therefore, our Cheng family now sits on chairs. "

Ouch, there are so many disadvantages of kneeling?
However, he, Li, couldn't choose to sit in a chair as he liked like Cheng Chuli did.

This is also the sorrow of his emperor.

Soon, plates of dishes that the five present had never seen before were brought to the table by Shuang'er.The color and fragrance are complete, making people want to drool when they smell the fragrance and look at it.

Every dish is different, and there are many meat dishes.However, even though they were well-informed, they couldn't tell what kind of meat was on the table?

"Come on, don't talk, let's use your chopsticks! You must have never eaten these dishes, so use your chopsticks. Don't be reserved, just eat whatever you want, as if you are at your own home."

Cheng Chuli greeted everyone to start eating, and was about to introduce these dishes to everyone.

It's so hard to die, Li Er picked up a piece of fried large intestine with his first chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Well, this meat, this taste, absolutely amazing. Delicious."

Li Er's eyes lit up, he nodded repeatedly, and praised while chewing.

Cheng Chuli's face turned green, he was about to introduce these dishes to everyone!Li Er directly made a piece of pig intestine.

If he had introduced it in advance and Li Er had chosen to eat it knowingly, then there would be nothing to say.

However, without knowing it, he was allowed to eat pig intestines by Emperor Li Er.What will happen after letting him know?Cheng Chuli didn't dare to imagine.

You know, in the Tang Dynasty, pigs were not called pigs, but hogs, which have the same pronunciation as feces.

Eating pork is called eating pig meat. First of all, it sounds disgusting enough.

In addition, the pork at that time was fishy, ​​smelly and chewy, so it was included in the category of cheap meat, that is to say, cheap meat was eaten by sluts.

It would be embarrassing for the king of a country to eat cheap meat, and if he was allowed to eat the pig intestines filled with pig feces without knowing it.

Can you survive?It depends on whether Cheng Chuli's favor with Li Er is enough.

This is how to do?Accidentally, he actually did something that could cost his life.

Next.

After Li Er killed the piece of pig large intestine, he actually picked up another piece and put it in his mouth. He was so excited to eat it.With a smile on his face, he ate and praised it at the same time.

Again?

This time, Cheng Chuli really panicked.

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