Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 71
Cheng Chuli said very displeasedly: "Old man Kong, who told you that my clothes are not from Datang?"

Kong Yingda was dissatisfied, and said angrily: "What kind of Tang Dynasty clothes are you? In our Datang, where can there be clothes like yours?"

Cheng Chuli: "I am a native of Datang, and the clothes I make belong to Datang. Why? I make clothes myself, can't I?"

what?
Everyone was shocked when they heard the words.The clothes were actually made by the kid himself?
Kong Yingda said unconvinced: "If you want to do it, you should do something decent! You are nondescript, what do you look like?"

oh!Cooperating with you, the old man sees me as a non-mainstream boy!
Cheng Chuli took it for granted, "I think it's comfortable to wear, so I did it. No way? What kind of clothes do I have to agree with you, Old Man Kong, right? Boy, I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Don't you readers like to compose poetry?Boy, I will send you two a song on the spot!listen.After a lot of practice and hammering a needle, the cloth goes upside down, eyes grow on the buttocks, and only recognizes clothes but not people.A piece of Chanting Needles is given to the two of you, thank you! "

bang.

Wei Zheng and Kong Ying Dutton felt the fatal blow, and their faces were ugly as if they had eaten shit.

The two of them never dreamed that Cheng Chuli would suddenly strike them with a cruel blow.

This move is really ruthless. This kid can not only write nursery rhymes, but also write poems.

It is estimated that this poem will be spread throughout Chang'an City after tomorrow.After tomorrow, everyone in Chang'an City will say that his, Wei and Kong's eyes are on their buttocks.

what?
puff……

Many people sprayed directly, but immediately covered their mouths.You can't let people see you laughing and laughing, otherwise it will be too offensive.

Cheng Yaojin has no such scruples. This poem is simple and straightforward.Although he, Cheng Yaojin, was a big bastard, he understood.

"Hahahaha... Good poems, good poems, I never thought my son could write poems, it's so embarrassing to your father."

Cheng Chuli was surprised and said: "No way, Dad, you also know poetry?"

Cheng Yaojin refused to accept it and said: "Nonsense, your father and I are full of knowledge. With such a poem, it is rare to beat your father? You can read it to me sentence by sentence, and I will explain it to you slowly.".

Cheng Chuli didn't believe it: "Okay, the first sentence is a needle that can be hammered every time."

Cheng Yaojin said: "Obviously, this needle refers to Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda, the two old killers?"

puff……

Someone couldn't help laughing.

Cheng Chuli ignored them, and continued: "Upside down and upside down."

Cheng Yaojin laughed and said, "It's simple, it means that Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda, the two veteran killers, talk about your clothes again and again, right?"

Cheng Chuli gave Cheng Yaojin a thumbs up and said, "Then the eyes are on the butt?"

Cheng Yaojin smiled and said: "Haha, this is more easy to understand. It means that Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda, the two old killers, look down on people and have eyes on their buttocks. Isn't that right?"

Ouch, I didn't expect this big old rough dad to really understand.

Cheng Chuli said: "Then you only recognize clothes but not people?"

Cheng Yaojin: "This is even simpler. It must mean that these two old killers who look down on people just now only recognize clothes when they see people. They have never seen your clothes before, so they don't think you are from the Tang Dynasty. Yes. The eyes are on the buttocks, and you only recognize clothes but not people. Well, this poem is metaphorically perfect."

Well, the conversation between father and son is not at all concealed.Make sure everyone in the room can hear clearly.

Listen, listen, many people are holding back their laughter, it's so hard to hold back!

But Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda both wanted to die.If they knew that the consequences of provoking Cheng Chuli would be so serious, they wouldn't be able to beat him to death today.

Cheng Yaojin was still not satisfied, so he said loudly to his generals: "Brothers, do you remember the last two sentences? It's too classic. As soon as you hear that eyes grow on the buttocks, you will know what it means. Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda are old killers. Hahahaha..."

"Okay, okay, I can't imagine that at such a young age, I can write such a good poem. The eyes grow on the buttocks, and I only recognize the clothes but not the people, hahahaha..."

The military generals followed suit and laughed loudly.

Wei Zheng: Lan thin face.

Kong Yingda: Mushroom face.

Just when Cheng Chuli thought he had won a big victory, he was about to get a bottle of champagne out to celebrate.

An unexpected but reasonable person stood up.

This person is Yin Hongzhi.He really couldn't bear to see Cheng Chuli's despicable face.

He gritted his teeth, stood up and said, "Cheng Chuli, do you think no one dares to criticize you when you come up with a doggerel? You said you made the clothes yourself, so you made them? Do you think Do you think we will believe it?

I think what Wei Zheng and Master Kong said is correct, and I also think that this is the clothing of other countries. I suspect that you have been bought by other countries.Are you the secret agent they left in our Datang?You wear their costumes all day?This is to show your loyalty to them, to show that you are in Cao Ying and your heart is in Han.Right? "

A spy is a spy.

Cheng Yaojin suddenly became angry: "Yin Hongzhi, what kind of Kyushu gossip serial fart are you here? My son, Cheng Yaojin, how could he be a spy from another country?"

Yin Hongzhi sneered and said: "Grand Lu, don't worry, the real one can't be fake, and the fake one can't be real either. The reason why I say this is there is evidence."

As Yin Hongzhi said, he bowed his hands to Li Er and said, "Your Majesty, in the court hall that day, this kid said that he wanted to sell our Datang's defense materials to the enemy country, and then he would be promoted and rich, and then he would bring the hostile country's army back to kill him." I am coming from Tang Dynasty.

Your majesty, don't you think this plan is too perfect?If he hadn't thought about it for a long time, how could he casually say such a perfect plan?
Today, when everyone talked about his clothes, I woke up suddenly.A well-planned and perfectly planned plan, plus he's dressed in a hostile nation's attire.Based on these two points alone, it proves that he is very likely to be the spy of a hostile country.

Your majesty, although I'm just speculating.But we have to admit that this possibility is too great.I have to be careful, Your Majesty, for the safety of our Tang Dynasty, I feel that it is necessary to conduct a thorough investigation on him. "

ah?In this way, can we talk about it together?
Cheng Yaojin and his general brothers were dumbfounded.Although he knew it was impossible, what if the emperor really listened to his words and wanted to investigate?That's disgusting, isn't it?

And those civil servants, one by one, nodded and said, "Well, let alone, what the yin servant said really makes sense. No matter what, it is necessary to investigate."

Wei Zheng reacted, and quickly gave Kong Yingda a wink, and then stood up together.

He said to Li Ergong: "Your Majesty, Yin Shilang is right. These two things are connected. This kid is indeed too suspicious. Whether it is for safety or to clear this boy of suspicion. We all need to investigate Just a moment. Please make an order from the emperor."

Haha, it fits really well.Now, let's see what you, Li Shimin, do?
Yin Hongzhi was very happy.How poisonous he is!Although he knew that what he said was all fucking bullshit.But so what?

If they can successfully persuade Li Er to order to investigate Cheng Chuli, then he would be very happy.

It can not only disgust Cheng Chuli, but also drive a wedge between him and Li Er.

In the current situation, no matter what Li Er did, Yin Hongzhi's trick had already succeeded.

Asking for tickets, asking for tickets, rolling all over the floor asking for tickets.

(End of this chapter)