Daqin: Your Majesty, quickly abdicate, or your son will turn back
Chapter 302 Apologize to the Mountain God!
Chapter 302 Apologize to the Mountain God!
"what's the situation?"
Feeling the shaking of the ground, Wang Jian was slightly taken aback, and looked at the mountain peak with a puzzled expression.
"The mountain god is coming! Get back quickly!"
Hearing the sound, Ying Yun smiled triumphantly, and immediately ordered loudly.
"retreat!"
"retreat!"
Although the order was issued, everyone still stared blankly at the mountain, wondering what they were thinking, and Ying Yun shouted twice again.
Only then did everyone come to their senses, and quickly stepped back.
"boom--"
"boom--"
"boom--"
At the mouth of the karst cave extending in all directions on the mountain, one gunpowder after another was ignited, and the gunpowder exploded, followed by successive explosions.
The sound was very loud, as if some giant beast was whining. Looking at the foot of the mountain, you can even faintly see the flickering light, which really makes people feel very surprised.
With the sound of the explosion, many rocks were blown out and rolled down the mountain.
"Boom—"
After a burst of explosions, the top of the mountain suddenly collapsed, and those caves extending in all directions collapsed instantly, and dust was scattered everywhere.
If they were close enough, they could hear shocking screams from the buried cave. It was really the robber who was buried alive.
Soon, Ying Yun saw several figures running down the mountain.
Those were the ones who were lucky enough to save their lives and not be buried alive.
But even if they escaped the catastrophe of being buried alive, those people at this moment are still covered in injuries, their speed is not comparable to before, and their faces are even more frightened, astonishingly surprised.
But this is also normal. After all, there is a sudden loud noise from a good mountain, followed by the collapse of the mountain. It is really weird, and people have to think about whether there is any terrifying existence on this mountain.
"Catch them! Keep them alive, and ask who is the mastermind behind this!"
Looking at the escaped robbers, Ying Yun smiled lightly, and gave instructions directly.
As soon as the words fell, the guards stepped forward quickly.
Because of the serious injuries, those robbers have almost no resistance now, and there is no room for resistance when faced with the opportunity of arrest by elite soldiers, they are all captured with bare hands.
"Using potatoes... really invited the mountain god?"
Meng Tian watched this scene in a daze for a long time, and after a while he came back to his senses, his eyes fell on the potato in shock.
"Is he really a mountain god?"
And Wang Jian, who was originally extremely firm, began to shake in his heart at this moment, and looked at Ying Yun with a very strange expression.
What happened in front of him really surpassed Wang Jian's understanding of the world.
With the loud noise of fire, the mountain collapsed directly after the loud noise.
If it was said that it was man-made, then Wang Jian would not believe it anyway.
But if it is said that it was done by the mountain god and is a masterpiece of the god, then Wang Jian still thinks it is possible now.
"Didn't my son tell you before that you can invite the mountain god with these potatoes, and if the mountain god helps, this group of people will come down the mountain."
Facing the shock of the two, Ying Yun smiled lightly and did not intend to explain anything.
At this time, if you tell Wang Jian and them that there is something that can achieve such power, they will definitely not believe it, but it is not as real as this mountain god.
"It's amazing! It's amazing! I said that people from my hometown have never been successful before. It turns out that you can't use meat, you have to use potatoes!"
Hearing this, Meng Tian completely believed it, and shouted with joy as if he had suddenly realized.
"General Wang Jian, I remember what you said just now, what would you eat if you were invited?"
Immediately, Ying Yun seemed to think of something, looked at Wang Jian playfully and said.
Hearing this, Wang Jian's face froze.
'Outrageous!It's outrageous! '
Wang Jian couldn't help cursing angrily in his heart. He originally thought that such an outrageous thing would never be possible, so he made that outrageous oath.
But luckily now, this happened right in front of my eyes, and Wang Jian's mood at this moment is indescribable.
"What? The old minister doesn't remember!"
However, Wang Jian ignored Ying Yun's questioning, and directly chose to pretend to be stupid, as if he was not ready to admit it.
He's not stupid, with such a big stone, people will definitely die if he eats it.
"General Wang's words can be regarded as deceiving the gods. I have heard it before, and deceiving the gods will be punished. I don't know what punishment this mountain god will have."
Seeing Wang Jian's appearance, Meng Tian frowned slightly and began to mutter, looking very serious.
Hearing this, Wang Jian's expression turned slightly ugly.
If he hadn't believed it before, but now that this outrageous thing is in front of him, he can't believe it.
"The punishment of the mountain god is not serious."
Ying Yun said lightly, with a relaxed expression on his face.
Hearing this, Wang Jian was slightly relieved.
"It's the sound just now. It will be heard dozens of times in the house, and then the house will definitely be in ruins. It's unclear how many people will be buried."
Immediately, Ying Yun added lightly.
Hearing this, Wang Jian's body froze, and a look of panic appeared in his eyes.
"This should kill the whole family!"
Hearing this, Meng Tian replied seriously.
Wang Jian suddenly broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, and only felt a chill in his back.
After hesitating for a moment, Wang Jian moved slowly to Ying Yun's side.
"My lord, what can I do to appease this mountain god?"
Wang Jian looked at Ying Yun with a kind smile and asked.
Although he didn't believe in these things before, he still didn't dare to block the situation in front of him.
"It's simple, just shout a hundred times at the mountain, 'I'm an idiot! Please calm down the mountain god!'"
Regarding this question, Ying Yun did not hesitate, and directly answered.
Hearing this, Wang Jian's face froze again, and his whole body immediately petrified.
Just now I disliked that Ying Yun and Meng Tian were talking about embarrassment here, if I were like this now, it would be even more embarrassing compared to them.
"Not only will the whole family die, I'm afraid there will be no bones left!"
Seeing Wang Jian hesitate, Ying Yun muttered softly.
Hearing this, Wang Jian's eyes narrowed, and he made up his mind and walked forward.
"I'm an idiot! Please appease the mountain god!"
"I'm an idiot! Please appease the mountain god!"
"I'm an idiot! Please appease the mountain god!"
Clenching his fists tightly, Wang Jian didn't hesitate anymore, and Ms. Bai started to shout directly, and her voice resounded through the mountain.
When the people around heard this, they all looked at Wang Jian in shock.
······
After catching the bandits, the group rushed back to Xianyang.
Wang Jian Mengtian was still walking in front, Ying Yun was sitting in the carriage, but Wang Jian's expression was very strange.
Thinking of what he yelled just now, he wanted to die.
"Young master, since you can invite the mountain god, is there a way to invite the God of Wealth?"
Meng Tian seemed to have thought of something as he walked ahead, and asked with bright eyes.
"Of course there is!"
Yingyun's voice came from the carriage.
"real?!"
Hearing this, Meng Tian was overjoyed, and even Wang Jian's expression changed slightly.
"Find potatoes and arrange them as I did just now, lay three stones on them, and then shout 'Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, the God of Wealth Appears!' and then the God of Wealth will give you gold, a lot of gold!"
Ying Yun replied, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.
"Did you hear that, General Wang! You have already told us how to invite the God of Wealth!"
Hearing this, Meng Tian was extremely shocked.
"I don't believe it!"
Compared to Meng Tian's shock, Wang Jian's expression was much calmer, and he replied slightly.
(End of this chapter)
"what's the situation?"
Feeling the shaking of the ground, Wang Jian was slightly taken aback, and looked at the mountain peak with a puzzled expression.
"The mountain god is coming! Get back quickly!"
Hearing the sound, Ying Yun smiled triumphantly, and immediately ordered loudly.
"retreat!"
"retreat!"
Although the order was issued, everyone still stared blankly at the mountain, wondering what they were thinking, and Ying Yun shouted twice again.
Only then did everyone come to their senses, and quickly stepped back.
"boom--"
"boom--"
"boom--"
At the mouth of the karst cave extending in all directions on the mountain, one gunpowder after another was ignited, and the gunpowder exploded, followed by successive explosions.
The sound was very loud, as if some giant beast was whining. Looking at the foot of the mountain, you can even faintly see the flickering light, which really makes people feel very surprised.
With the sound of the explosion, many rocks were blown out and rolled down the mountain.
"Boom—"
After a burst of explosions, the top of the mountain suddenly collapsed, and those caves extending in all directions collapsed instantly, and dust was scattered everywhere.
If they were close enough, they could hear shocking screams from the buried cave. It was really the robber who was buried alive.
Soon, Ying Yun saw several figures running down the mountain.
Those were the ones who were lucky enough to save their lives and not be buried alive.
But even if they escaped the catastrophe of being buried alive, those people at this moment are still covered in injuries, their speed is not comparable to before, and their faces are even more frightened, astonishingly surprised.
But this is also normal. After all, there is a sudden loud noise from a good mountain, followed by the collapse of the mountain. It is really weird, and people have to think about whether there is any terrifying existence on this mountain.
"Catch them! Keep them alive, and ask who is the mastermind behind this!"
Looking at the escaped robbers, Ying Yun smiled lightly, and gave instructions directly.
As soon as the words fell, the guards stepped forward quickly.
Because of the serious injuries, those robbers have almost no resistance now, and there is no room for resistance when faced with the opportunity of arrest by elite soldiers, they are all captured with bare hands.
"Using potatoes... really invited the mountain god?"
Meng Tian watched this scene in a daze for a long time, and after a while he came back to his senses, his eyes fell on the potato in shock.
"Is he really a mountain god?"
And Wang Jian, who was originally extremely firm, began to shake in his heart at this moment, and looked at Ying Yun with a very strange expression.
What happened in front of him really surpassed Wang Jian's understanding of the world.
With the loud noise of fire, the mountain collapsed directly after the loud noise.
If it was said that it was man-made, then Wang Jian would not believe it anyway.
But if it is said that it was done by the mountain god and is a masterpiece of the god, then Wang Jian still thinks it is possible now.
"Didn't my son tell you before that you can invite the mountain god with these potatoes, and if the mountain god helps, this group of people will come down the mountain."
Facing the shock of the two, Ying Yun smiled lightly and did not intend to explain anything.
At this time, if you tell Wang Jian and them that there is something that can achieve such power, they will definitely not believe it, but it is not as real as this mountain god.
"It's amazing! It's amazing! I said that people from my hometown have never been successful before. It turns out that you can't use meat, you have to use potatoes!"
Hearing this, Meng Tian completely believed it, and shouted with joy as if he had suddenly realized.
"General Wang Jian, I remember what you said just now, what would you eat if you were invited?"
Immediately, Ying Yun seemed to think of something, looked at Wang Jian playfully and said.
Hearing this, Wang Jian's face froze.
'Outrageous!It's outrageous! '
Wang Jian couldn't help cursing angrily in his heart. He originally thought that such an outrageous thing would never be possible, so he made that outrageous oath.
But luckily now, this happened right in front of my eyes, and Wang Jian's mood at this moment is indescribable.
"What? The old minister doesn't remember!"
However, Wang Jian ignored Ying Yun's questioning, and directly chose to pretend to be stupid, as if he was not ready to admit it.
He's not stupid, with such a big stone, people will definitely die if he eats it.
"General Wang's words can be regarded as deceiving the gods. I have heard it before, and deceiving the gods will be punished. I don't know what punishment this mountain god will have."
Seeing Wang Jian's appearance, Meng Tian frowned slightly and began to mutter, looking very serious.
Hearing this, Wang Jian's expression turned slightly ugly.
If he hadn't believed it before, but now that this outrageous thing is in front of him, he can't believe it.
"The punishment of the mountain god is not serious."
Ying Yun said lightly, with a relaxed expression on his face.
Hearing this, Wang Jian was slightly relieved.
"It's the sound just now. It will be heard dozens of times in the house, and then the house will definitely be in ruins. It's unclear how many people will be buried."
Immediately, Ying Yun added lightly.
Hearing this, Wang Jian's body froze, and a look of panic appeared in his eyes.
"This should kill the whole family!"
Hearing this, Meng Tian replied seriously.
Wang Jian suddenly broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, and only felt a chill in his back.
After hesitating for a moment, Wang Jian moved slowly to Ying Yun's side.
"My lord, what can I do to appease this mountain god?"
Wang Jian looked at Ying Yun with a kind smile and asked.
Although he didn't believe in these things before, he still didn't dare to block the situation in front of him.
"It's simple, just shout a hundred times at the mountain, 'I'm an idiot! Please calm down the mountain god!'"
Regarding this question, Ying Yun did not hesitate, and directly answered.
Hearing this, Wang Jian's face froze again, and his whole body immediately petrified.
Just now I disliked that Ying Yun and Meng Tian were talking about embarrassment here, if I were like this now, it would be even more embarrassing compared to them.
"Not only will the whole family die, I'm afraid there will be no bones left!"
Seeing Wang Jian hesitate, Ying Yun muttered softly.
Hearing this, Wang Jian's eyes narrowed, and he made up his mind and walked forward.
"I'm an idiot! Please appease the mountain god!"
"I'm an idiot! Please appease the mountain god!"
"I'm an idiot! Please appease the mountain god!"
Clenching his fists tightly, Wang Jian didn't hesitate anymore, and Ms. Bai started to shout directly, and her voice resounded through the mountain.
When the people around heard this, they all looked at Wang Jian in shock.
······
After catching the bandits, the group rushed back to Xianyang.
Wang Jian Mengtian was still walking in front, Ying Yun was sitting in the carriage, but Wang Jian's expression was very strange.
Thinking of what he yelled just now, he wanted to die.
"Young master, since you can invite the mountain god, is there a way to invite the God of Wealth?"
Meng Tian seemed to have thought of something as he walked ahead, and asked with bright eyes.
"Of course there is!"
Yingyun's voice came from the carriage.
"real?!"
Hearing this, Meng Tian was overjoyed, and even Wang Jian's expression changed slightly.
"Find potatoes and arrange them as I did just now, lay three stones on them, and then shout 'Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, the God of Wealth Appears!' and then the God of Wealth will give you gold, a lot of gold!"
Ying Yun replied, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.
"Did you hear that, General Wang! You have already told us how to invite the God of Wealth!"
Hearing this, Meng Tian was extremely shocked.
"I don't believe it!"
Compared to Meng Tian's shock, Wang Jian's expression was much calmer, and he replied slightly.
(End of this chapter)
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