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Chapter 12: Chapter 12: The Monarch
When the Tang Dynasty established the country, there were too many heroes. Li Yuan was kind and kind. He conferred titles on many heroes, unlike some nouveau riche emperors who liked to kill heroes.

But after Li Shimin came to power, he suddenly found a problem. There were too many nobles in Datang. You are also a noble, and he is also a noble. Well, everyone is a noble. Now Li Er is unhappy. The title is a matter of status. It symbolizes that it can be hereditary. The imperial court is responsible for raising them. After raising themselves, they also need to raise their sons, and after raising their sons, they will raise their grandchildren.

Anyone who has ever been a father knows that raising children is very tiring, and it is even more tiring to raise many children at the same time. Li Shimin's heart was broken, so he decided that if it was not for his great military exploits in the future, he would not be easily knighted. They also liked it one after another, why, because if there are too many titles, those ministers who have already been knighted will not have a sense of superiority.

It's like the love crazy mobile phone. When everyone has a crazy mobile phone, can you still use it to pretend to be cool? The answer is no, because it is already a high-end product.

Li Shimin is very harsh on knighthood, and has also formulated a knighthood reduction system, that is, every time a knighthood is hereditary, it will be reduced by one level. Li Shimin, who is extremely stingy with knighthood, suddenly wants to knight Li Hao today. Everyone is surprised, even Li Shimin After finishing speaking, I felt a little regretful: "Oh, why the hell am I talking so fast."

Just when everyone was discussing, Wei Zheng suddenly came out of the crowd, stood in the middle of the hall, and said loudly with full of breath: "Qi Zuo Your Majesty! I think this is inappropriate!"

Li Shimin saw that Wei Zheng came out to object, and he was very happy, but he had no way to go back on his word. As long as Wei Zheng found a step for him, he would come down immediately. He pretended to ask, "Why did Wei Qing's family object?"

Wei Zhengyi said honestly: "I object to the title of Li Hao for three reasons, first! Li Hao is only fourteen years old, and he is not yet of age! If His Majesty grants him a knighthood at his age, it will be spoiled rather than favored."

"Well, what Wei Qing's family said is reasonable." Li Shimin nodded cooperatively, secretly happy in his heart, "Well said, as expected of Wei Zheng, this has found a way for me."

He was just about to revoke his knighthood reward just now, but Wei Zheng said first: "Secondly, His Majesty once said in court in the second year of Zhenguan that in the future, only those with outstanding military achievements will be awarded knighthoods, and no other titles will be awarded. His Majesty is now Wouldn't it be self-contradictory to confer a title on Li Hao, as if he would renege on his promise and become fat
When Li Shimin heard this, he was immediately unhappy. He agreed to let me go down the steps. Why did he suddenly slap me in the face? He frowned and said dissatisfiedly: "The Wei Qing family's words are serious."

"It's not serious at all. What the old minister said is the truth." Wei Zheng didn't give Li Shimin any face, and continued to talk, "The third reason why I object to making Li Hao a knight is because Li Hao is lazy and has a natural temperament. Jump off, once you are enshrined, you will inevitably become a worm in the Tang Dynasty, eating the essence of the country, if there are more people like this in the court, then the Tang Dynasty will not be far from subjugation."

"Enough!" Li Shimin interrupted Wei Zheng loudly, and said angrily, "Wei Qing's family, are you looking forward to the fall of my Tang Dynasty so much?"

Wei Zheng bowed, and said neither humble nor overbearing: "Your Majesty is wrong. The Great Tang belongs to the people, not to Your Majesty. Your Majesty is only in charge of the world temporarily. The people also carry the boat, and the people also overturn it."

Li Shimin's face turned pale with anger. Wei Zheng had already told him these principles. Oh my God, there is no such thing as the most powerful man in the world. How can he not be angry when Wei Zheng slaps him in the face several times?The most important thing is that there are outsiders here today, who is the outsider?Li Hao is an outsider.

Li Hao is just a commoner and does not belong to the court. If he goes back and says to the villagers: "Ah, I saw Wei Zheng slapping the emperor in court at the court meeting. It's so majestic and powerful. Wei Zheng is really our Tang Dynasty leader." The number one virtuous minister, the pillar of the country..."

Wei Zheng's reputation has grown, but Li Shimin has become his stepping stone. Is Li Shimin willing to be a stepping stone? Obviously, he is not.

Li Shimin straightened out his thoughts and began to fight back against Wei Zheng: "Wei Qing family, you have improved your alarmist skills again. I just want to confer a title on Li Hao, but you say you want to subjugate the country. When I... when we worked hard Was the Great Tang Dynasty that was laid down made of mud!"

Li Shimin still has a good debate strategy. He said before that "My Great Tang" was caught by Wei Zheng, so he avoided talking about it and brought the topic back to the previous question. Come on, Wei Zheng, let's continue talking Talk about subjugation.

When it comes to fighting, Wei Zheng knows that he is not Li Shimin's opponent. When it comes to debates, Wei Zheng is not afraid of anyone, and he replied impassionedly: "Your Majesty does not know that it is easy to defend the country, and the embankment of a thousand miles is destroyed by an ant's nest. Feng Li Hao and others To make moths king is to dig holes on the long embankment, such unwise actions are really the actions of a foolish king."

"Bastard!" Li Shimin couldn't bear it anymore when he heard the word "faint king", what?Debate, fuck the debate, I have a bad temper.

Li Shimin stood up, pointed at Wei Zheng, stared and shouted: "Tian Sheweng (country bumpkin), you openly humiliated me in the court over and over again, do you really think I dare not kill you!"

Wei Zheng didn't expect Li Shimin to turn against him, and immediately turned on the tearing mode: "I, Wei Zheng, stand upright, and everything I say and do is for the country of the Tang Dynasty. If there is a foolish king who wants to kill Wei Zheng, why should Wei Zheng be afraid!" Staring at Li Shimin with big eyes, the expression seemed to say: "Come on! Hurt each other!"

The ministers looked at the two of them scolding each other very calmly, as if they had long been accustomed to this, but it was the first time Li Hao saw it, he was dumbfounded and confused, what kind of situation is this, Wei Zheng and Li Shimin torn each other Forced, the reason for the tearing force turned out to be because of himself, a brat, no, he thought about it carefully, the fuse that triggered this court scolding battle was not himself, but the donkey.

First, because the donkey egg wanted to go down the mountain to find Cuihua to open a house, and then encountered a plague, he solved the plague by himself, and made meritorious deeds by accident, and as soon as he made meritorious service, he was consecrated. Then tear it apart, wow, this is the butterfly effect, donkey eggs are so powerful, connecting these links together can be summed up in one sentence: a scolding war caused by donkey mating.

No one would have thought that Li Hao's thinking would be so out of bounds that he would think of these messy things. Just as he was thinking wildly, Wei Zheng and Li Shimin were already blushing and neck thick with scolding.

"Tian Sheweng, if Empress Changsun didn't dissuade you many times, I would have killed you with one knife!"

"Mr. Hun, Wei Zheng's head is here, take it if you want!"

"You really think I dare not kill you!"

"What fear is there in death! Faint Lord!"

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The picture is too beautiful to dare to watch, Li Hao suddenly remembered a funny video, two gangs made an appointment to fight, after meeting, they scolded each other, the content of scolding was only two sentences "What are you worried about!" The scene of the monarch and his ministers scolding each other is the same.

After Li Hao compared this scene with the funny video, he suddenly wanted to laugh, but he knew he couldn't laugh now, Li Shimin was in a fit of anger, and he might chop off his head just because he laughed, so he tried his best to hold back. It doesn't matter if I endure this, I suddenly feel a hot current in my stomach sinking directly to my lower abdomen.

"Oops!" Li Hao screamed in his heart. As soon as he thought about it, he heard a long fart sound echoing above the hall, and everyone's eyes focused on him, including Wei Zheng and Li Shimin.

"It's over, it's over." Li Hao shrunk his head, and began to wonder how many pieces Li Shimin would cut himself into.

After Li Shimin stopped scolding Wei Zheng, he finally calmed down, thinking that he was too impulsive just now, thanks to Li Hao's fart, otherwise, if he didn't kill Wei Zheng today, how would he lose face as the emperor.

His mind was spinning, and suddenly he thought of throwing this difficult problem to Li Hao, so he sat back on the throne and said, "Li Hao, I want to confer a title on you, what do you think?"

Of course, Li Hao also guessed Li Shimin's intentions, and hurriedly said: "Caomin is still young, I'm afraid it will be difficult to bear the grace of God."

"Yeah." Li Shimin nodded in satisfaction, feeling that Li Hao is too good, a simple sentence gave himself a step up, much more sensible than Wei Zheng's stunned young man, he waved his hand along the way, "If that's the case, then It will no longer be knighted."

Wei Zheng got the answer he wanted, and retreated to his position, as if nothing had happened.

At this time, Li Hao suddenly took the initiative to speak: "Your Majesty, Cao Min is still young, and I am afraid that he will not be qualified for the position of director of the Imperial Hospital."

"Huh?" Li Shimin raised his left eyebrow, you don't want to be an official?
Li Hao thought to himself: "I want to be prime minister, will you be my prime minister?"

Of course it is impossible for him to say such words, otherwise he will die in an ugly way. In fact, he just thought about it. It is not a good way to be an imperial doctor. Although he has learned some medical skills from Zhiyuan Zhenren and read some medical books, That is far from enough, what he has learned is just superficial, at most it can cure a headache and brain fever, and he will be blind in both eyes if the disease is more serious. If Li Shimin's concubine is put to death, Li Shimin will not let him die. It's strange to chop off the head to suppress the shock. There is another reason. It is too difficult for the imperial physician to get promoted. In short, the salary is low, the salary is low, the risk is high, and there is no future for development. Don't do it!

Facing Li Shimin's question, Li Hao lowered his head and said calmly: "Your Majesty, Master Wei also said just now that Cao Min is tired and lazy by nature, embarrassing to be responsible, this is true, Cao Min is indeed such a temperament, and he is a doctor. , it’s really hard to do.”

"In this case..." Li Shimin frowned and muttered, "You have made a lot of contributions, and your reward cannot be lost for no reason. Tell me, what kind of reward will you replace the post of medical correction with?"

This time it was not a test, but a sincere question to Li Hao.

Li Hao thought for a while, and asked, "Your Majesty, how much is this post of medical officer worth in cash?"

The ministers were in an uproar again, alas, they ate more food today than they have eaten in the past few months. Li Shimin's expression became very exciting after hearing this sentence. He looked at Li Hao and suddenly felt that the eunuch Huang An That's right, this Li Hao is indeed a jerk. He has been the emperor for so many years, and this is the first time he heard someone ask how much an official post is worth in cash.

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