Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 129 Chapter 132: Borrowing the Great Wall

From the day he was on the road, everyone noticed that Li Hao was not in a good mood, because he began to look anxious, and he always spoke swear words inadvertently. It has become his mantra.

Only Lu Yun knew the reason, because it was really dangerous to go to Tingzhou this time, if it weren't for the five hundred right guards by his side, Li Hao probably wouldn't have dared to go.

Lu Yun did something wrong, and when Li Hao scolded him, he didn't dare to answer back. He had to smile with him. As long as he could avenge Yu Youlan, he could bear any humiliation. Besides, he knew that Li Hao was just upset, not I really want to scold people.

After a few more days, Li Hao talked less and less, sighed every day, stopped riding the horse, and hid in the carriage. Qin Su and the Persian sisters served him like an old man every day, but he still frowned every day. Brows, like having cancer.

"Why don't we go back."

When the team arrived in Jinyang, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said what was in his heart, the guy backed out.

When Li Hao said this, Qin Su was stunned. She was knowledgeable and knew what it meant to go back now.

Li Hao suddenly jumped out of the carriage as if it was fully charged, and shouted: "Stop! Rest where you are!"

Peng Hai hurriedly issued an order to let You Xiaowei rest on the spot, and the team slowly stopped.

As soon as Li Hao jumped off the carriage, Peng Hai came up to him and asked puzzledly: "Master Li, it's only been an hour, why did you rest again?"

"Come with me." Li Hao pulled Peng Hai to the side, took out two pieces of toilet paper from his pocket and laid them on the floor, then sat down.

Peng Hai was a little confused, but when he saw Li Hao sitting down, he sat down too, and asked again: "Master Li, are you not in good health, why don't you let the military doctor look at it for you."

"No need." Li Hao shook his head and waved his hands, and said, "General Peng, after thinking about it, I think we should go back."

"What?" Peng Hai was startled when he heard the words, almost thinking that he heard it wrong.

"I said let's go back, back to Chang'an." Li Hao raised his voice.

Peng Hai was dumbfounded, he didn't know what Li Hao was going to do, he was so shocked that he didn't know how to reply for a long time.

"You also think my idea is very good, don't you?"

Peng Hai finally came to his senses, opened his eyes wide and exclaimed: "Master Li, stop making trouble, how can you go back now!"

"Why can't we go back?" Li Hao said indignantly, "We've only been here for less than a month, and it will only take a month at most to go back."

Peng Hai was speechless, organized his thoughts, and then asked patiently: "Master Li, what's wrong with you, why do you want to go back all of a sudden?"

Li Hao said with a bitter face: "Oh, how far is Tingzhou? We've only walked one-tenth of it. In 27 days, we've only walked one-tenth of it. After leaving Guanzhong, the road along Longyou Road Do you know how difficult it is to walk? There are mountains and rivers, deserts, and rivers to cross. Do you know that I am the laziest person. If it takes me more than a year to travel, it is better to kill me with one knife. "

Li Hao is telling the truth. As a lazy cancer patient, he hates traveling very much. Even if he takes a bus or train to other cities in the future world, he feels very tired. He has been separated from his physical body, which is why he has been extremely anxious recently.

In fact, this is only the superficial reason for his retreat. The real reason is, of course, that he is afraid of death. Tingzhou is full of dangers, and he is really afraid of going.

"Lord Li, stop making trouble." Peng Hai said with a bitter face, "If you go back now, His Majesty will definitely kill you."

"I bet! Your Majesty won't kill me!" Li Hao looked at him with his neck bent, Peng Hai wanted to cry but had no tears.

Just at this moment, Lu Yun and Li Yuanzhong came over, and Li Yuanzhong asked, "What's the matter, Peng Hai, why are you so sad?"

Peng Hai seemed to have seen a savior, he hurriedly got up and said, "Please help persuade Mr. Li, he wants to go back to Chang'an."

"What!" Lu Yun and Li Yuanzhong exclaimed in unison.

"Li Shikuang, are you crazy!" Li Yuanzhong called out with wide eyes.

Lu Yun said loudly: "You can't go back! If you go back, you will resist the decree!"

Seeing the three of them besieging him, Li Hao could only raise his eyebrows helplessly and said, "I'm just talking casually."

"It's okay to talk about it!" Li Yuanzhong said excitedly, "Do you know that this is a rebellion and you will be beheaded!"

"I know the laws of the Tang Dynasty better than you." Li Hao stood up and rolled his eyes, and said, "I just want to say, I've had a mouthful, what's the matter, I'm the biggest official here, I just want to say, what can you do to me? Drop it!"

Lu Yun, Li Yuanzhong, and Peng Hai looked at me and I looked at you, all three of them looked dumbfounded.

After going through such a small episode, Li Hao found that his mood was much better, so in the following days, whenever he was in a bad mood, he would go to Peng Hai or Li Yuanzhong and say: "Go back, let's Go back to Chang'an, I miss my family's sauna..."

Peng Hai and Li Yuanzhong felt that it was like a magic sound coming into their ears, full of negative emotions, poisonous chicken soup for the soul, and the whole You Xiaowei was sluggish and listless because of this. If Li Hao was not his superior, Peng Hai really wanted to He was punished by military law for the crime of disturbing the morale of the army. Li Hao is now equivalent to the coach of this team. As a coach, he actually took the lead in disturbing the morale of the army.

More than ten days later, the team entered Longyou Road, replenished at Lanzhou, turned northwest, crossed the Yellow River, and headed towards Liangzhou. Let's go, talking about going back to Chang'an all day long, no matter what Peng Hai and Li Yuanzhong tried to persuade, it was useless, Li Yuanzhong was so angry that he wanted to tie Li Hao up.

After three days in Liangzhou, Li Hao had nothing to do to look at the map, and suddenly his eyes lit up, he saw something good on the map, what a good thing, the Great Wall!

A long section of the Great Wall happened to pass through Liangzhou, then extended to the northwest, passing through Ganzhou, and then continued until Suzhou. A rough calculation shows that it is about a thousand miles away, a thousand miles away!This is such a great discovery for Li Hao, who is in the late stage of lazy cancer, so he called Peng Hai and Li Yuanzhong excitedly, pointed to the map and asked: "Let's climb the Great Wall from Liangzhou, and then go all the way to Suzhou. how do you feel?"

Peng Hai and Li Yuanzhong were shocked when they heard the words. Li Hao repeatedly refreshed their three views. They felt that sooner or later they would be shocked to death by Li Hao. Then Peng Hai and Li Yuanzhong began to popularize Li Hao. The Great Wall is an important military site. Without the emperor's order, trespassing is not allowed.

Li Hao took out Li Shimin's imperial edict and slapped it on the table: "It's okay! I have an imperial edict."

Li Yuanzhong: ...

Peng Hai: ...

In order to be lazy, Li Hao decided to borrow the Great Wall to make his way. Since he wanted to borrow the Great Wall, he had to meet the governor of Liangzhou first. Li Hao inquired about it. When he learned the name of the governor of Liangzhou, he was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth because This governor of Liangzhou is actually an acquaintance, Li Daliang.

When Li Shimin sent troops to attack Tuyuhun, Li Hao joined the army under the command of Li Daozong, the general manager of Shanshan Road, and Li Daliang was the general manager of Qiemo Road. Thousands of miles away, but reluctantly and reluctantly, they are also comrades-in-arms, right?Besides, Li Hao was next to Li Daliang when the captives were presented in front of Chengtianmen. At that time, Li Daliang praised Li Hao, saying why he was young. Laughing a little perfunctory.

After learning that Li Daliang was the governor of Liangzhou, Li Hao hurriedly prepared a generous gift to meet him, and handed in a greeting card outside the governor's mansion. After a while, Li Daliang came to greet him in person, smiling very happily. Definitely giving Li Hao a lot of face.

Seeing Li Daliang giving face so much, Li Hao was overjoyed, and followed Li Daliang into the mansion.After entering the living room, Li Daliang took the main seat, Li Hao and Peng Hai took the guest seats, Li Yuanzhong and Lu Yun stood behind Li Hao, there was no way for them to be just bodyguards.

Seeing Li Yuanzhong standing behind Li Hao, Li Daliang couldn't help being surprised, and asked, "General Li, why don't you sit down?"

Li Yuanzhong said with an embarrassed smile: "Don't be joking, the governor, the humble officer is now just the close bodyguard of Mr. Poet Madness. There is no place for the humble officer to sit in front of the two adults."

Li Daliang obviously didn't know that Li Yuanzhong was serving as Li Hao's bodyguard, so he looked at Li Hao in shock: "Shi Kuang, how could General Li be your bodyguard?"

Li Hao explained with a smile: "This is His Majesty's will, and I can't disobey it. Although he is only my personal bodyguard, his salary is extremely high. Looking at the Tang Dynasty, he is probably the one with the highest salary. Not as good as him."

"Oh?" Li Daliang immediately became interested when he heard the words, and asked with a smile, "How much is his annual salary?"

Li Hao smacked his lips, pretending to be calm and said: "Thirty-six thousand five hundred."

"Hiss—" Li Daliang gasped, opened his eyes wide and asked in surprise, "Is this true?"

"What are you doing lying to you?" Li Hao raised his eyebrows helplessly, "But I will pay the salary, which is also His Majesty's will. There is no way, who made me rich." This sentence is very pretentious, Li Daliang is almost It is suspected that Li Hao came to his home to show off his wealth.

After being shocked for a moment, the tea came. Li Hao was relieved that it was actually the fried tea invented by himself. He didn't expect that his own tea had already spread to Liangzhou. It can be seen that the fried tea he invented is quite popular. Li Hao was very pleased.

Li Daliang picked up the teacup and said: "Shikuang, I heard that this tea was created by you, I really like it, now I feel sluggish if I don't drink it for a day."

"Haha, me too." Li Hao laughed, picked up the teacup and took a sip, yes, it was new tea, he thought that everyone was like him and liked to serve guests with old tea.

Li Daliang also took a sip, put down his teacup and said, "Shi Kuang, I heard about your deployment of Tingzhou. Although Tingzhou is poor, you are the first in the Tang Dynasty to be the governor. Haha. When I was presenting prisoners in Chang'an that day, I could see that you are a talent and you will be promising in the future. Look, my vision is still very accurate. How long has it been since you became the governor? Concurrently serving as the captain of Tingzhou Zhechong, he is almost catching up with me, haha."

"Hehe." Li Hao smiled helplessly, "Uncle Li, don't make fun of me. Tingzhou is a place where chickens don't lay eggs and birds don't shit. They are poor and useless. If it weren't for His Majesty's will, I wouldn't be beaten to death." go."

"Poet Kuang's remarks are wrong." Li Daliang said seriously, "At your current age, it is really impossible for you to become an official, but being the governor of Tingzhou can barely be accepted by those courtiers. If you are about to be entrusted with a high position, you must first... haha, hahaha..."

Although Li Daliang is familiar with the art of war, he has read very little of the books of Confucius and Mencius. He only uttered the first half of this ancient sage teaching, and he couldn’t remember the second half. He could only hahaha, otherwise it would be embarrassing .

Li Hao could only laugh with embarrassment, feeling that he was about to commit embarrassment.

Li Daliang smiled dryly for a moment, and said again: "As long as you stay in Tingzhou for two years and make some achievements, His Majesty will definitely transfer you back to Chang'an, and then you will naturally rise to the top."

"Hehe." Li Hao smiled perfunctorily, and thought to himself, "I thought so too before, but thanks to you being the governor of a government, with such a simple mind, things are not as simple as you think, will I be able to return to Chang'an alive?" It's still an unknown."

"Anyway..." Li Daliang stroked his beard lightly, and said happily, "I am very pleased that you can come to visit me when you pass by Liangzhou."

"Actually, it's not a special visit." Li Hao said with a dry smile, "I'm here to ask for something."

"Oh?" Li Daliang raised his eyebrows and smiled, spread his hands and said, "If you want to ask for anything, it's okay to say, as long as I can do it, I will never refuse."

Lu Yun on the side heard Li Daliang say this, and couldn't help sneering secretly: "This governor is really innocent, I'm afraid he doesn't know what kind of person Li Hao is."

"It's definitely within your ability." Li Hao said with a smile, "I want to borrow the Great Wall."

"What?" Li Daliang stared at Li Hao with wide eyes, and even picked out his ears, thinking that he had heard wrongly, "What do you want to borrow?"

"Borrow the Great Wall." Li Hao smiled unabated.

Li Daliang's face changed several times, and he suddenly laughed: "Poet mad, don't make trouble, how can you borrow the Great Wall."

"The boy is not making trouble." Li Hao said seriously, "I have come all the way, and I am exhausted, but Tingzhou is still far away, and the boy is weak and sick, and he has been infected with cold several times in two months..." He was still pretending Coughing loudly, he looked really sick.

"Still suffering from wind and cold in summer?" Li Daliang looked at Li Hao suspiciously, apparently not believing his words.

Li Hao nodded and said: "That's right, since he came back from conquering Tuyuhun, the kid has been sick, and because of this, he has fallen to the root of his illness. As long as he is overworked, his body will become weak, and evil winds will easily invade."

Lu Yun behind him listened to his nonsense, and secretly said in his heart: "It is indeed sick, but it is not a cold, it is laziness."

"Then what does this have to do with borrowing the Great Wall?" Li Daliang looked at Li Hao with a frown and spread his hands, "Besides, how do you borrow the Great Wall?"

"Excuse me, have you heard of it?" Li Hao blinked again and again, "I'm just using the Great Wall to make a way. Uncle Li won't be so stingy."

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