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Chapter 136 Chapter 140: Crisis rises suddenly
Chapter 136 Chapter 140: Crisis rises suddenly
As soon as Li Hao finished speaking, Yinhu shook her head vigorously, trying to wake herself up, but it was useless, she only felt the world was spinning, her mind was in chaos, her body tilted, and she fell to the ground and passed out.
"He's suffering from heat stroke!" Li Hao cried out.
At this moment, Xiao Di and Fan Shui suddenly staggered a few steps, and then also passed out on the ground. Li Hao was startled, and rushed over to shake and call: "Xiao Di, wake up, Xiao Di, wake up..."
"Oops, someone poisoned the food!" Lu Yun suddenly exclaimed. The self-proclaimed master was also panicked at this moment, looking at the middle room of the inn with extreme vigilance. His first reaction was naturally that it was the innkeeper. poison.
Li Yuanzhong hurriedly reminded: "Poetry maniac, blow the whistle!"
Li Hao hurriedly took out the whistle hanging around his neck, and blew it vigorously. The sharp whistle sound spread out. The place where the right guard is stationed is only three or forty meters away, so he must be able to hear it. However, Li Hao didn't respond to blowing three times. .
At this moment, Billy and the others shook their heads one after another, and then they all collapsed to the ground and fell into a coma.
Li Hao was terrified, and hurriedly shouted: "Li Yuanzhong, go and see what's going on with You Xiaowei?"
"Yes!" Li Yuanzhong was just about to take a step, but suddenly he felt dizzy and dizzy. He wanted to struggle, but his whole body had no strength, and then fell to the ground and passed out.
Seeing Li Yuanzhong fell to the ground, Li Hao and Lu Yun's hearts sank to the bottom of the valley. At this time, the four women also shook their heads one after another. Li Hao just watched the four women unconsciously, and their hands and feet were cold instantly, and they were huge. At this moment, there is only one sentence in his mind: "It's over, it's over, it's over..."
"Young Master... We... fell down this time." After Lu Yun said this, he also passed out, leaving only Li Hao standing alone in the audience.
Although he has a lot of ideas and is a little clever, he really didn't know what to do when he encountered this situation. After waiting for more than [-] seconds, he didn't see himself unconscious. What should he do? He suddenly thought: "Stand like this. No, forget it, I'll pretend to be unconscious too, and wait and see what happens."
So he also started shaking his head, then slowly fell to the ground, and finally fell into a coma. When he fell, he deliberately leaned against Xiao Di. After falling, he found that his hand was just on Xiao Di's chest, um, I didn't do it on purpose, I'm dying anyway, pinch it, it's so elastic!
Just five seconds after Li Hao fell down, Billy and his two servants suddenly got up from the ground. Billy went over and kicked Lu Yun and Li Yuanzhong, and the other kicked Yinhu. Billy suddenly laughed smugly: "Boss, the effect of this lying cow drink is not blown out. Just two drops made this group of people lie down."
Li Hao heard Qie Ruo Billy's voice, and secretly cried out in his heart: "It turns out that these three guys made a fool of themselves. It's strange. Why didn't I become unconscious when everyone else was unconscious? Could it be that Lu Yun and the others are also pretending?"
At this time, the bearded and strong man next to Billy snorted coldly: "What are these people? The more than 500 people outside have all fallen down. Alas, for this operation, we put in a pot of lying cow drink." , this thing costs a tael of gold per drop, it is extremely precious, third child, if you smell it wrong this time, I will cut off your nose!"
The wretched man with the rosacea nose squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Don't worry, boss, when did my nose go wrong? I am naturally good at smelling gold, silver, copper and iron, and I am absolutely right. A large amount of gold is estimated to be more than 5000 taels. "
Li Hao was shocked when he heard the words: "It turns out that this bearded man is their boss, and that wretched man can smell gold, what a freak, and what kind of bullshit, he actually released all five hundred guards!" It's down, it's over, I hope they only take money and don't kill people, otherwise the ball will be dead."
At this time, the bearded man asked again: "Third brother, are you sure that the more than 500 troops outside have been dealt with?"
"Of course." Jiuxuan was very proud, and smiled obscenely, "I put the Lying Bull Drink in their water, can I make breakfast without water, can I not drink water in the desert, hehehe..."
"En." The bearded man nodded, walked out of the courtyard door, took out a copper pipe and inserted it into the sand, and then lit the lead wire on it. Sound, quickly shot into the air, and then exploded with a "pop", it turned out to be a fireworks, no, it was a signal flare.
Although Li Hao didn't dare to open his eyes to look, he guessed something like a signal flare when he heard the sound, and he was secretly shocked: "So there is already gunpowder in this era? What's going on?"
The bearded man returned to the courtyard after setting off the signal flares, cursing as he walked, "This thing is so damn expensive, one piece costs ten taels of gold, this peddler..."
After hearing this, Li Hao suddenly realized: Gunpowder does exist in this era, but it is not perfect gunpowder. How can I say that the formula is wrong. Although it can explode, the power is too small and the cost is expensive. At that time, there were as many as [-] kinds of gunpowder manufacturing materials, and this technology was still in the hands of very few warlocks. It was regarded as a family treasure and a secret that was not passed down, so people outside knew little about it.
The bearded man was talking to himself, when he accidentally discovered that there was light in the window on the second floor. When he looked up, there was someone peeping in the inn. Seeing the bearded man looking over, the man quickly retracted his head.
The bearded man asked: "Third brother, does this inn have a back door?"
The wretched man shook his head: "Don't worry, brother, I checked everything, nothing."
At this moment, Li Hao heard rumbling sounds coming from the surface. It was the sound of a large number of horses running. He felt even more desperate. It turned out that these horse thieves still had a large number of ambushes nearby.
After a while, more than 100 horse thieves stopped outside the courtyard of the inn. Seven or eight strong horse thieves rushed into the courtyard and saluted the three of them: "The first master, the second master, and the third master, a hundred of our brothers have arrived."
"Yes." The bearded man nodded and said, "Vulture, you take people to the barracks to rob all their goods and camels, and kill all the horses. As for the officers and soldiers... don't move."
"Yes!" A bald horse thief led the horse thieves outside the door to the barracks.
And if Billy asked puzzledly at this moment: "Brother, we are horse thieves, there is no one who robs goods without killing people."
"What do you know!" The bearded man snorted coldly, "After all, this is still the land of the Tang Dynasty. Although the desert is vast and the government is difficult to control, if we kill the officers and soldiers, the government will not let it go, otherwise they will not be able to communicate with the higher authorities. If my guess is correct, the highest officials of this army should be among these few people.
The bearded man glanced at the audience and said: "I don't know which one is the high official, so don't kill him this time. If you kill the wrong one, you will stab a hornet's nest. Although we are not afraid of officers and soldiers, we don't need to kill ourselves. Please trouble me, that silver fox is definitely not an official, after all, she is a bounty hunter, and even the head of the Longfang Gang has fallen into her hands, this kind of person can't be kept, kill it."
"Wait first." The wretched man suddenly called out, and said with a lewd smile, "Brother, let me see how this silver fox looks, if it is beautiful, hehehe..."
And if Billy heard this, he said with a smile: "Can you change your lustful habit, sooner or later, you will fall into the hands of a woman."
The wretched man didn't care about his running, walked over to uncover the mask of the silver fox, and a face as bright as white jade appeared in front of his eyes immediately, but there was a small scar on the left side of her face near the ear, which was not long enough, although the scar It's not big, but because her face is too white and there are no spots or anything like that, this scar is very obvious, like a scratch on a piece of smooth white jade.
"Oh, what a beauty like a fairy!" The wretched man was so happy, he stretched out his hand to touch the scar on Yinhu's face, and sighed, "Tsk tsk tsk, what a pity, this white jade-like face It’s a pity to have such a scar.”
And if Billy asked impatiently: "Then do you want it? If not, I'll kill her!"
"Yes! Of course I want to!" The wretched man said with his eyes wide open, "It's been a long time since I met such a beautiful beauty, what a small scar on her face, just watch me ride her seven or eight times a day, hehehe... "
Hearing the words, the bearded man said to the horse thief beside him: "Go, tie up that woman, it's tied up firmly!"
"Yes!" The horse thief took a hemp rope as thick as a thumb and went forward to tie the silver fox into rice dumplings.
The wretched man went back to Turandot and Qin Su and wandered around. The four beauties passed out in front of him, and the wretched man started to drool, and Billy frowned when he saw this, and said, "Why? You also want to see these four beauties. want?"
"Those who know me, second brother also, hehehe..." The wretched man let out a wretched laugh, "Brother, give me these four beauties too."
Li Hao's heart ached when he heard this, he was paralyzed, this wretched fellow was too damn lecherous, it wasn't enough to accept the silver fox, and he wanted to touch his own woman, the insult and anger instantly filled his heart, He really wanted to jump up and stab the bastard right away, but he decided to wait. After all, the horse thief boss hadn't nodded yet. As long as the bearded man nodded and agreed to the wretched man, he would get up and fight them to death.
However, man's calculation is not as good as heaven's calculation. At this moment, Li Hao suddenly felt a little dizzy, and a wave of drowsiness swept over him, and his eyelids were twitching.
"Fuck? What's going on?" Li Hao screamed inwardly, but the next moment, he had lost consciousness, and this time he was really in a coma.
The bearded man frowned lightly and said nothing. The wretched man looked at the bearded man eagerly and begged, "Brother, let me take these four women back too."
At this time, Jujo Billy smiled and said: "Accept so many beauties at once, can you bear it?"
"A hundred more will be enough." The wretched man still looked at the bearded man eagerly.
The bearded man frowned deeply and did not answer for a long time.
(End of this chapter)
As soon as Li Hao finished speaking, Yinhu shook her head vigorously, trying to wake herself up, but it was useless, she only felt the world was spinning, her mind was in chaos, her body tilted, and she fell to the ground and passed out.
"He's suffering from heat stroke!" Li Hao cried out.
At this moment, Xiao Di and Fan Shui suddenly staggered a few steps, and then also passed out on the ground. Li Hao was startled, and rushed over to shake and call: "Xiao Di, wake up, Xiao Di, wake up..."
"Oops, someone poisoned the food!" Lu Yun suddenly exclaimed. The self-proclaimed master was also panicked at this moment, looking at the middle room of the inn with extreme vigilance. His first reaction was naturally that it was the innkeeper. poison.
Li Yuanzhong hurriedly reminded: "Poetry maniac, blow the whistle!"
Li Hao hurriedly took out the whistle hanging around his neck, and blew it vigorously. The sharp whistle sound spread out. The place where the right guard is stationed is only three or forty meters away, so he must be able to hear it. However, Li Hao didn't respond to blowing three times. .
At this moment, Billy and the others shook their heads one after another, and then they all collapsed to the ground and fell into a coma.
Li Hao was terrified, and hurriedly shouted: "Li Yuanzhong, go and see what's going on with You Xiaowei?"
"Yes!" Li Yuanzhong was just about to take a step, but suddenly he felt dizzy and dizzy. He wanted to struggle, but his whole body had no strength, and then fell to the ground and passed out.
Seeing Li Yuanzhong fell to the ground, Li Hao and Lu Yun's hearts sank to the bottom of the valley. At this time, the four women also shook their heads one after another. Li Hao just watched the four women unconsciously, and their hands and feet were cold instantly, and they were huge. At this moment, there is only one sentence in his mind: "It's over, it's over, it's over..."
"Young Master... We... fell down this time." After Lu Yun said this, he also passed out, leaving only Li Hao standing alone in the audience.
Although he has a lot of ideas and is a little clever, he really didn't know what to do when he encountered this situation. After waiting for more than [-] seconds, he didn't see himself unconscious. What should he do? He suddenly thought: "Stand like this. No, forget it, I'll pretend to be unconscious too, and wait and see what happens."
So he also started shaking his head, then slowly fell to the ground, and finally fell into a coma. When he fell, he deliberately leaned against Xiao Di. After falling, he found that his hand was just on Xiao Di's chest, um, I didn't do it on purpose, I'm dying anyway, pinch it, it's so elastic!
Just five seconds after Li Hao fell down, Billy and his two servants suddenly got up from the ground. Billy went over and kicked Lu Yun and Li Yuanzhong, and the other kicked Yinhu. Billy suddenly laughed smugly: "Boss, the effect of this lying cow drink is not blown out. Just two drops made this group of people lie down."
Li Hao heard Qie Ruo Billy's voice, and secretly cried out in his heart: "It turns out that these three guys made a fool of themselves. It's strange. Why didn't I become unconscious when everyone else was unconscious? Could it be that Lu Yun and the others are also pretending?"
At this time, the bearded and strong man next to Billy snorted coldly: "What are these people? The more than 500 people outside have all fallen down. Alas, for this operation, we put in a pot of lying cow drink." , this thing costs a tael of gold per drop, it is extremely precious, third child, if you smell it wrong this time, I will cut off your nose!"
The wretched man with the rosacea nose squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Don't worry, boss, when did my nose go wrong? I am naturally good at smelling gold, silver, copper and iron, and I am absolutely right. A large amount of gold is estimated to be more than 5000 taels. "
Li Hao was shocked when he heard the words: "It turns out that this bearded man is their boss, and that wretched man can smell gold, what a freak, and what kind of bullshit, he actually released all five hundred guards!" It's down, it's over, I hope they only take money and don't kill people, otherwise the ball will be dead."
At this time, the bearded man asked again: "Third brother, are you sure that the more than 500 troops outside have been dealt with?"
"Of course." Jiuxuan was very proud, and smiled obscenely, "I put the Lying Bull Drink in their water, can I make breakfast without water, can I not drink water in the desert, hehehe..."
"En." The bearded man nodded, walked out of the courtyard door, took out a copper pipe and inserted it into the sand, and then lit the lead wire on it. Sound, quickly shot into the air, and then exploded with a "pop", it turned out to be a fireworks, no, it was a signal flare.
Although Li Hao didn't dare to open his eyes to look, he guessed something like a signal flare when he heard the sound, and he was secretly shocked: "So there is already gunpowder in this era? What's going on?"
The bearded man returned to the courtyard after setting off the signal flares, cursing as he walked, "This thing is so damn expensive, one piece costs ten taels of gold, this peddler..."
After hearing this, Li Hao suddenly realized: Gunpowder does exist in this era, but it is not perfect gunpowder. How can I say that the formula is wrong. Although it can explode, the power is too small and the cost is expensive. At that time, there were as many as [-] kinds of gunpowder manufacturing materials, and this technology was still in the hands of very few warlocks. It was regarded as a family treasure and a secret that was not passed down, so people outside knew little about it.
The bearded man was talking to himself, when he accidentally discovered that there was light in the window on the second floor. When he looked up, there was someone peeping in the inn. Seeing the bearded man looking over, the man quickly retracted his head.
The bearded man asked: "Third brother, does this inn have a back door?"
The wretched man shook his head: "Don't worry, brother, I checked everything, nothing."
At this moment, Li Hao heard rumbling sounds coming from the surface. It was the sound of a large number of horses running. He felt even more desperate. It turned out that these horse thieves still had a large number of ambushes nearby.
After a while, more than 100 horse thieves stopped outside the courtyard of the inn. Seven or eight strong horse thieves rushed into the courtyard and saluted the three of them: "The first master, the second master, and the third master, a hundred of our brothers have arrived."
"Yes." The bearded man nodded and said, "Vulture, you take people to the barracks to rob all their goods and camels, and kill all the horses. As for the officers and soldiers... don't move."
"Yes!" A bald horse thief led the horse thieves outside the door to the barracks.
And if Billy asked puzzledly at this moment: "Brother, we are horse thieves, there is no one who robs goods without killing people."
"What do you know!" The bearded man snorted coldly, "After all, this is still the land of the Tang Dynasty. Although the desert is vast and the government is difficult to control, if we kill the officers and soldiers, the government will not let it go, otherwise they will not be able to communicate with the higher authorities. If my guess is correct, the highest officials of this army should be among these few people.
The bearded man glanced at the audience and said: "I don't know which one is the high official, so don't kill him this time. If you kill the wrong one, you will stab a hornet's nest. Although we are not afraid of officers and soldiers, we don't need to kill ourselves. Please trouble me, that silver fox is definitely not an official, after all, she is a bounty hunter, and even the head of the Longfang Gang has fallen into her hands, this kind of person can't be kept, kill it."
"Wait first." The wretched man suddenly called out, and said with a lewd smile, "Brother, let me see how this silver fox looks, if it is beautiful, hehehe..."
And if Billy heard this, he said with a smile: "Can you change your lustful habit, sooner or later, you will fall into the hands of a woman."
The wretched man didn't care about his running, walked over to uncover the mask of the silver fox, and a face as bright as white jade appeared in front of his eyes immediately, but there was a small scar on the left side of her face near the ear, which was not long enough, although the scar It's not big, but because her face is too white and there are no spots or anything like that, this scar is very obvious, like a scratch on a piece of smooth white jade.
"Oh, what a beauty like a fairy!" The wretched man was so happy, he stretched out his hand to touch the scar on Yinhu's face, and sighed, "Tsk tsk tsk, what a pity, this white jade-like face It’s a pity to have such a scar.”
And if Billy asked impatiently: "Then do you want it? If not, I'll kill her!"
"Yes! Of course I want to!" The wretched man said with his eyes wide open, "It's been a long time since I met such a beautiful beauty, what a small scar on her face, just watch me ride her seven or eight times a day, hehehe... "
Hearing the words, the bearded man said to the horse thief beside him: "Go, tie up that woman, it's tied up firmly!"
"Yes!" The horse thief took a hemp rope as thick as a thumb and went forward to tie the silver fox into rice dumplings.
The wretched man went back to Turandot and Qin Su and wandered around. The four beauties passed out in front of him, and the wretched man started to drool, and Billy frowned when he saw this, and said, "Why? You also want to see these four beauties. want?"
"Those who know me, second brother also, hehehe..." The wretched man let out a wretched laugh, "Brother, give me these four beauties too."
Li Hao's heart ached when he heard this, he was paralyzed, this wretched fellow was too damn lecherous, it wasn't enough to accept the silver fox, and he wanted to touch his own woman, the insult and anger instantly filled his heart, He really wanted to jump up and stab the bastard right away, but he decided to wait. After all, the horse thief boss hadn't nodded yet. As long as the bearded man nodded and agreed to the wretched man, he would get up and fight them to death.
However, man's calculation is not as good as heaven's calculation. At this moment, Li Hao suddenly felt a little dizzy, and a wave of drowsiness swept over him, and his eyelids were twitching.
"Fuck? What's going on?" Li Hao screamed inwardly, but the next moment, he had lost consciousness, and this time he was really in a coma.
The bearded man frowned lightly and said nothing. The wretched man looked at the bearded man eagerly and begged, "Brother, let me take these four women back too."
At this time, Jujo Billy smiled and said: "Accept so many beauties at once, can you bear it?"
"A hundred more will be enough." The wretched man still looked at the bearded man eagerly.
The bearded man frowned deeply and did not answer for a long time.
(End of this chapter)
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