Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 18: Chapter 18 :
Just do what you said, and early the next morning, Li Hao rode a donkey egg to Lantian County. Lantian County is under the jurisdiction of Chang'an. Although it is only a county, it is very close to Chang'an, an international metropolis. Prosperous, even better than some remote state cities.

Li Hao wandered around the city, looking for business opportunities, but to his disappointment, most of the businesses here were not suitable for him, either the profits were too small, or the investment was too large.

After working so hard for a long time, his legs were cramped and he hadn't gained anything at all. Li Hao was very frustrated, and he could only tell the donkey with his heart full of pain: "Hey, stupid donkey, why do you think I'm so sad? A skill that comes from the future, but was held back by funds, alas, if you continue to be so poor, it seems that I can only kill you and sell donkey meat and barbecued pork to make money."

Donkey Dan became unhappy when he heard this, and stared at Li Hao with a pair of dead donkey eyes, as if to say, "Try telling me again."

"Okay, it's just a joke, don't be so serious." Li Hao touched the donkey's head and suddenly felt hungry, "Hey, stupid donkey, are you hungry?"

Donkey turned his head to the side and ignored him at all. Li Hao put his cold face on his butt, and he didn't feel embarrassed at all, because he was used to it. He happened to see a restaurant nearby, which looked quite high-end. After this world, I haven't eaten in a restaurant yet. According to his original plan, after I have enough funds, I plan to open a restaurant. With the cooking skills he brought, the business of opening a restaurant will definitely be booming, and I will make a lot of money every day. It's like playing, but now he doesn't have so much money.

Although this plan is a bit far away, he still wants to go to the restaurant to taste the dishes of Datang's restaurant first, so he leads the donkey egg to the restaurant.

When he arrived in front of the restaurant, the waiter greeted him with a smile on his face, and he didn't look down on him because he was wearing common clothes. Li Hao asked him to take his donkey to the stable to feed some grain and fodder, and then went straight to the second floor of the restaurant. building.

This restaurant has two floors in total. The first floor is the lobby and ordinary private rooms, and the second floor is the small hall and high-end private rooms, also known as private rooms. As for the Jaffa, Li Hao doesn't know. He will go in and experience it when he has money. Bar.

It's not a meal time now, there are very few customers, there are only two tables on the second floor, Li Hao chose a seat next to the private room and sat down, the waiter came to order for him, all the names of the dishes were written on the menu board, although the ancients liked to hang words, But the name of the dish is very straightforward. I saw that there are all kinds of dishes on the menu: roasted whole lamb, crab billow, stewed chicken...

The price of each dish is marked below, the cheapest one is only three Wen, and the most expensive is Roasted Whole Lamb, which costs fifty Wen a catty.

The price of such dishes was completely within Li Hao's affordable range. He ordered four or five special dishes, ordered a pot of Sanlejiang wine, and then began a long wait.

The waiter had just finished ordering food for him and went downstairs when there was a sound of footsteps on the stairs, and then he saw another waiter leading the five teenagers up to the second floor.

The youngest of these five teenagers is estimated to be 16 years old, and the oldest is in his early twenties. All of them are dressed in gorgeous clothes, wearing gold and jade, and they look like rich men who are not doing business.

Li Hao is short of money now, so he can't help but pay more attention when he sees rich people. The youngest boy looked at the environment of the restaurant and asked dissatisfiedly: "Du He, there are so many big restaurants in Chang'an, why don't you Want to drag me to such a small restaurant in Lantian County?"

When Li Hao heard the word Du He, he was startled. Du He was not well-known in history, and few people knew about it. However, Li Hao had already memorized the information of Tang Dynasty celebrities, so he naturally knew that Du He belonged to Du Ruhui. His son, Du Ruhui, was one of the 24 heroes in the founding of the Tang Dynasty. "Cheng Gong".

In history, Du Ruhui had two sons, both of whom were descendants. The eldest son Du Gou, and the second son Du He. Du Gou was a steady man. Du He is completely a dude. He fights with a bunch of dudes all day long, visits fireworks and willow alleys, and is unreliable in all kinds of ways. In the end, he was sentenced to death because he participated in Prince Li Chengqian's rebellion.

Just when Li Hao was surprised, Du He, who was wearing a purple brocade shirt, said with a smile: "Yi love, this is because you are ignorant. Although this Zuixianglou is not big, it is famous. Their roasted whole lamb It is a unique dish in Jingzhao, without the slightest smell. It is said that the cook is from Gaochang, and he is the best at this. Even in Chang'an, there is no restaurant that dares to say that the mutton is better than this Zuixiang restaurant. "

When Li Hao heard the word "Yi Ai", he was shocked again. The youngest guy was Fang Yi Ai, the cuckold king in history!

Fang Xuanling's eldest son is called Fang Yizhi, and the second son is called Fang Yiai. This Fang Yiai is also a dude. Later, she didn't obey women's morals, and actually had an affair with a monk. It's fine if Hongxing cheated, but if she cheated with monk Hongxing, the cuckold is a bit big, so Li Hao called Fang Yiai the cuckold king.

After hearing Du He's words, Fang Yiai said pleasantly: "Is this really true? Then I will have a good taste today..."

During the conversation, a group of five people entered the private room. The sound insulation effect of the private room was average, and their voices were not low. Li Hao could vaguely hear their conversation through the wall.

There are many heroes in the founding of the Tang Dynasty, and these heroes have good reproductive ability, which leads to many second-generation officials and second-generation nobles in Chang'an. Du He and Fang Yiai are undoubtedly the highest-ranked group of second-generation nobles , there is no way, my old man is a cow.

However, Du He and Fang Yiai are also the most unworthy of the second generation of nobles. They are not the eldest sons, have no right to inherit the title, and have been conferred by Li Shimin as dismissed officials. What are dismissed officials? The kind of people who do things, they are brave and ruthless, ignorant, idle all day long, but their hearts are higher than the sky, so they hang out in groups of three and four all day long. As long as they are not too outrageous, the court and The government is too lazy to pay attention to them.

Today, Du He is the host, and invited a group of cronies here to eat and drink. Besides Fang Yiai, there are three other people, all of whom are the sons of the Guanlongmen Clan. Anyway, they are all idlers.

Li Hao is not interested in these Second World Lords. He wants to make money now, but these guys are talking too loudly in the private room, and all the conversations are heard in Li Hao's ears. I was just getting annoyed, and this made me even more annoyed.

After a while, he saw the shop waiters serving dishes to the private room one after another. Li Hao suddenly became unhappy. One of the dishes he ordered first had not been served yet, but the dishes ordered by Du He and the others arrived first. Li Hao He stopped a shop clerk and asked why, and the explanation given by the clerk made him unable to refute: he is a VIP and has priority.

"Isn't there money?" Li Hao muttered unhappily, and no longer entangled with the shop assistant.

After a while, Li Hao's food and wine arrived. After tasting it, the taste was average. The roasted whole lamb was really good, very delicious. In his previous life, he had eaten such a good roasted whole lamb in Xinjiang. It seems that Duhe is not bragging.

The delicious mutton finally made Li Hao feel a lot better. Alas, at this moment, he heard Du He in the private room suddenly propose a drinking order. Everyone should recite a poem. Even if they lose, the loser will not only be fined to drink, but also responsible for paying the bill.

Fang Yiai was upset when he heard this, it was agreed today that it was Du He's treat, and he suddenly made such a move, it was obvious that he wanted to renege on the debt, and just as he wanted to object, the other three disciples of the Guanlongmen clan clapped their hands Hello, these three people have read a lot of books. Although they can't write a sentence, they can still compose a few bad poems impromptu. His eyes darkened, and he also realized that Du He was deliberately cheating himself.

The relationship between these dandies is actually very fragile. It is quite normal to cheat one's teammates occasionally. However, Fang Yiai is very disgusted with Du He's behavior this time. If it is just a meal, it is fine. I don't care, but it would be embarrassing if he couldn't recite poems. His father is Fang Xuanling, the head of civil servants. As the son of the first civil servant, he lost to others in reciting poems. mix!
Fang Yiai rejected this shitty poetry reciting and drinking order in her heart, but the situation was stronger than others, all four of them agreed, and he couldn't object to it alone, so he could only accept it with a dark face, and at the same time secretly searched his stomach, See if you can think of a poem or two.

However, when the book is in use, Fang Yiai is so neglected in studying that she almost scratches her intestines, and she can't think of half a poem.

While he was thinking hard about the poems, the three Guanlong disciples had already recited a poem one after another. Now it was Du He's turn. The praise of a Guanlong disciple.

Li Hao felt nauseous when he heard it outside. This is such a barren thing. It's so disgusting that I can't eat anymore. How dare I say it's poetry!Is it possible to put the words of classical Chinese together and count them as poetry!
Du He complacently accepted the flattery of Guan Long's disciples, and kept shouting: "I'm ashamed, ashamed, I have little talent and learning, this poem is also obtained by accident, by accident." This is very dazzling.

Then, Du He started to attack Fang Yiai: "Brother Yiai, the four of us have already recited a poem one after another, now it's your turn."

Fang Yi loves to be in a hurry, he doesn't have a word in his head, where did the poem come from, isn't this reaching out to the big girl to have a child - it's embarrassing.

Fang Yiai wasn't stupid either, she rolled her eyes and suddenly covered her stomach with an idea: "Oh, I ate too much mutton just now, it's making me sick to my stomach."

Du He laughed dryly, and already knew his routine, "toilet escape", it's an old trick, and it's not like he hasn't used it before, so he said, "It's okay, I just happen to be going to the latrine, so I'll go with you."

"Ah?" Fang Yiai was dumbfounded, this is wrong, Du He is going to kill everyone?

In their dandy world, there is an unwritten rule, you can keep others from stepping down, but as long as they escape from the toilet, it means that they have surrendered, everyone should stop in moderation, keep a line of life, so we can meet each other in the future, Du He is obviously bad this time Rules.

Fang Yi secretly scolded Du He in love, but couldn't say much, and went to the latrine with Du He.

Li Hao heard everything clearly outside, and suddenly came up with a profitable plan in his mind: Fang Yiai can't recite poems, but I can, and I can sell poems to him at a high price!

So, when they went downstairs, Li Hao followed them and turned to the courtyard of the restaurant. There was a hut in the corner, the yard was empty, and the hut was naturally quite big. At this moment, Du He was guarding the outside of the hut and did not go in. He was preventing Fang Yi loves shit.

Li Hao walked in swaggeringly, only to see Fang Yiai wandering around in the toilet.

Li Hao walked up with a smile on his face, patted Fang Yi'ai on the shoulder, Fang Yi'ai was annoyed, raised his hand to push his hand away, and said angrily: "What are you doing!"

Li Hao made a gesture of silence, and whispered in his ear: "I have a poem here, it is definitely a good poem, if you want it, I can sell it to you."

Fang Yiai's eyes lit up with excitement, and hurriedly asked in a low voice, "How much?"

Li Hao held up three fingers, and Fang Yiai asked, "Three passes?"

Li Hao smiled and shook his head, Fang Yiai asked again: "Thirty strings?"

Li Hao shook his head again, not letting him guess, and offered an offer: "Three hundred guan."

"You..." Fang Yiai stared and wanted to shout, but thinking that Du He was still outside, she lowered her voice and shouted angrily, "You are stealing money! How can a poem be worth three hundred guan!"

Li Hao's smile didn't change, but suddenly he raised a finger again: "Now it's four hundred."

"You...you are sitting on the ground and raising the price!" Fang Yiai was in a hurry, but she couldn't shout, she was in so much pain and anxiety.

　Huajian's new book "Back to the Ming Dynasty as a Prince" is looking forward to reading and collecting by readers. I wish you a happy reading.

　　
　
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