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Chapter 189 Chapter 198: Men's History
Chapter 189 Chapter 198: Men's History
These days, Li Hao is doing a strange thing. This thing is not only strange, but also a bit disgusting. He sent people to collect all the feces and urine in the huts in the city in large tanks, and moved them to the city wall. The large pots and firewood used for cooking were moved to the city wall one after another, and placed together with the large vats containing excrement and urine, so now the stench of excrement and urine is wafting everywhere on the city wall of Tingzhou.
The sight of excrement and urine next to the pot and stove made the guards at the top of the city shudder a little. Smelling the disgusting stench, some people couldn't help whispering. Gradually, a saying began to spread in the army , saying that there is not much food in the city, and in order to save food, Li Hao is going to let the soldiers eat shit.
Li Hao was shocked when he heard the rumor, and admired the brains of these soldiers. They really can think and dare to think. It's a shame that they can think of it.
In order to prevent further spread of rumors, Li Hao personally came to the top of the city, and said to the soldiers guarding the frontier: "Everyone guarding the border, you have all worked hard. Recently, some people may have doubts about the official transporting so much feces to the top of the city. , the most puzzling thing is that there are so many pots and stoves beside it, right?"
Those soldiers didn't dare to answer. After all, Li Hao's reputation has reached a peak now. Can they not be in awe of the immortal who knows the magic sword and thunder control, but his expression has already told Li Hao, yes, they are very puzzled , very puzzled.
Li Hao didn't expect them to answer him, and continued: "Recently there are rumors that the reason why I put so much excrement on the city wall is for you to eat, do you believe it?"
Finally, a courageous soldier shook his head and replied, "This subordinate doesn't believe me."
"Then do you eat?"
Sergeants: ...
"Of course you can't eat it!" Li Hao shouted suddenly, his eyes widening. "Is excrement edible? Even if there is a shortage of food, you can't let the bloody sons eat excrement, right! The excrement and urine prepared by the official , is used to feed the enemy, the group of hozen who invaded my Tang territory should eat shit! Right!"
"Yes!" All the soldiers shouted excitedly when they heard this.
Li Hao pointed to the pots and stoves and the big tank, and said: "These feces and urine are used for combat. They are called golden soup, which means solid as gold soup! When the next time the enemy comes again, everyone should immediately light a fire and pour the excrement and urine into the pot." Boil it in the middle, then pour it down, scald the hozens to death, let them taste the taste of feces and urine! Okay!"
"Okay!" All the soldiers yelled excitedly again. Some people suddenly felt that Li Hao's idea was very creative. They seemed to have seen the enemy covered in feces and piss and scalded. For a while, many soldiers couldn't bear it. Stop laughing out loud.
Seeing someone laughing, Li Hao immediately pointed at the soldier, and said loudly: "Laugh! You have to laugh! You have a good laugh! I'm going to laugh at the sky, and I'm going to save Kunlun! No matter how powerful the enemy is, we are Datang You bloody man, have you ever been afraid of a barbarian hozen!"
These words were really imposing, and aroused the bloodiness of the soldiers present. Some people even trembled with excitement, wishing to rush to fight the enemy now to feel comfortable.
Li Hao also knows very well that morale is very important in war, and he must boost the morale of soldiers, so he shouted in a deep voice: "You guys, why did you join the army? Is it for military pay? Or for making meritorious deeds? Let me tell you, neither, you guys The reason why you serve in the army is to protect your wives and children from being ravaged by barbarians, your family members from being ravaged by hozens, and your compatriots from being trampled by horses. Behind us are more than 2 people in Tingzhou, only you If you can protect them, I will always be with you and never step back. Everyone will be prosperous and hurt, and we swear to live and die with Tingzhou!"
"Swear to live and die with Tingzhou! Swear to live and die with Tingzhou! Swear to live and die with Tingzhou..." All the soldiers shouted in unison, and everyone was ignited by Li Hao's words. It is bloody, but some people's bloody seems to be asleep at ordinary times, and people need to wake them up. Li Hao is here to wake them up today.
At that time, on the city wall, the east wind was strong, blowing Li Hao's robe and long hair. He held on to the battlement and looked to the south. He could faintly see the dark camp of the enemy twenty miles away, like a dark cloud in the sky. There was a lot of emotion, Xu felt it, and chanted in a long voice casually: "The army of the isolated city outside the Great Wall is approaching the drum, a hundred thousand horse dust and dirt. The east wind blows the hero's dream, and three thousand sons can destroy the captives."
After reciting, he found that he had composed another poem unknowingly, and it was a well-regulated seven-character quatrain. The poetry was straightforward, easy to understand, but quite imposing. Feeling satisfied, he turned around and said, "Feiying, pass on this poem to all the troops and recite it every day to strengthen their will and blood."
"Yes!" Flying Eagle clapped his hands together and asked by the way, "Master, does this poem have a name?"
"Name?" Li Hao frowned and thought for a while, then said, "Call it casually, it tells the ambitions of men in the Tang Dynasty, let's call it "Men'er Zhi"."
"Good poem! Good title!" Feiying took out a pen and paper as he spoke, and began to record Li Hao's "Men's Chronicle", and then led the team members to recite Li Hao's "Men'er's Chronicle" everywhere.
It has been [-] days since Li Hao retreated the enemy with the Divine Sword Yu Lei Zhen Jue. During this time, Zhang Meng did not send troops to attack the city, because the group of Western Turkic soldiers refused to listen to his orders at all. And she was reluctant to use the only [-] Gaochang soldiers to meet Li Hao's Shenlei, and it has been delayed until now. A few days ago, Dililarna's letter has been sent, and she clearly stated that this matter has nothing to do with her, and she is only responsible for it. Sending troops away made Zhang Meng very distressed, and now he was riding a tiger, stuck in a dilemma, and left in vain to waste his army rations again.
However, today, he was greeted by Tian Long, the Lord of Tiancheng, and Qu Wentai's imperial decree. After he heard the decree, he realized that he had been deprived of the post of marching commander. He was so angry that his eyes were about to bleed.
Tian Long was very proud, very proud, and handed the imperial decree to Zhang Meng with high spirits, and said with a smile: "Mr. Jiaohe has worked hard, and the next thing will be left to me."
Before the handover between the two of them took place, Tian Long had already started to call himself the commander, which shows how proud he is. Zhang Meng really wanted to go up and give him a punch, so he felt refreshed. Fortunately, he did not lose his mind. He hummed: "Tian Long, don't get too complacent, Tingzhou is a tough bone, it's not so easy to win."
Tian Long sneered and replied: "If you are not in the position, you will not seek the job. Since Brother Zhang is no longer the commander of the march, you don't need to worry about whether the commander can conquer Tingzhou."
There is a saying that hits people without slaps in the face, scolds without revealing their faults, this Tian Long is not particular at all, he just pokes at Zhang Meng's sore spots, knowing that Zhang Meng is extremely ashamed after being dismissed, he still insists on setting off Zhang Meng's troubles As a fig leaf, he told everyone: "Everyone, come and see, Zhang Meng has been dismissed as handsome, and I have robbed him of his handsome position!"
Zhang Meng almost escaped from the barracks, and returned to Jiaohe City with his [-] personal guards in desperation. When he left, he looked at the dark barracks with reluctance, thinking of those ordinary Western Turkic generals. With Li Hao's divine sword Yu Lei Zhen Jue, his mood suddenly became much better, gritted his teeth and sneered, "Tian Long, do you think this battle is so easy to fight? Sometimes you cry!"
Tian Long entered the camp and took over all the affairs of the army, and immediately began to carry out personnel transfers, replacing those important positions with his own people. After the whole process, it was already evening, and the army buried the pot for cooking. After a full meal, Tian Long suddenly With the drums beating, everyone was stunned.
On the school field, Tian Long ordered the general to fight at night, and vowed to take down Tingzhou City tonight. All the generals were stunned. Since ancient times, fighting has been done during the day, and it is almost a customary rule for soldiers to sleep at night. Of course, it is also related to the poor conditions in ancient times. In ancient times, there was no electricity, let alone large lights, and it was pitch black at night. Such dark conditions were only suitable for small-scale night raids or camp robbery. When marching into battle according to the rules, you can't see where your troops are, and it is very easy to have problems in scheduling. It is also difficult to know the combat situation ahead in the first place, and the difficulty of attacking the city is several times that of the day.So when Tian Long issued the order to attack the city at night, all the sergeants were surprised.
Many generals of the Western Turks raised questions, but Tian Long rejected them one by one. He was determined to capture Tingzhou City tonight, and to send a victory report to Qu Wentai tomorrow. In this way, he would be famous in Gaochang Just imagine, the same Duke, Zhang Meng failed to attack Tingzhou, and caused internal strife in the army. He is like a military god. From then on, in Qu Wentai's eyes, there is only one Duke, and that is his Duke Tian Cheng!Imagining this kind of scene, Tian Long felt a little excited.
As for the legendary magic sword of controlling thunder, Tian Long didn't believe it at all. He was a murderous general, and he never believed in ghosts and gods. In fact, Zhang Meng, like him, didn't believe in these illusory things. The difference is that Zhang Meng saw with his own eyes Li Hao's Divine Sword Yu Lei Zhen Jue, pointing to which explosion, the scene of the explosion was so frightening, he had to believe it; Tian Long had never seen it with his own eyes, he thought it was It must be the enemy's tricks, or it's just rumors in the army, anyway, he doesn't believe it.
Tian Long made sufficient preparations this time. In order to prevent the Western Turkic generals from refusing to deploy, he sent [-] Gaochang troops and [-] Western Turkic troops to attack the gate of Tingzhou, and the remaining [-] troops attacked the other side of the city together. Three sides.
Anyway, he sent all the Gaochang Army and the Western Turkic Army to attack the city, treating them equally, so that the generals of the Western Turkic Army would not be able to challenge the city, and the [-] troops attacking the city together will surely win Tingzhou with lightning speed .
The army was dispatched to Tingzhou, and it was still more than a dozen miles away. The sound of horns sounded in Tingzhou city, and then the drums were rumbling. Li Hao hurriedly led the people to the top of the city, checked the enemy's situation with binoculars, and found that the enemy was upright As the scale surged, he was suddenly very lucky. Fortunately, he gave the binoculars to the three special operations captains, and asked them to take turns on duty at night, using binoculars to check the enemy's situation. Now it seems that his choice is extremely wise.
The biggest disadvantage of guarding the city at night is that it is impossible to detect the enemy's attack in the first place, and it is easy to be caught off guard. Once the defense is prepared in advance, the defense of the city will be much easier.
However, it will not be easy for Li Hao and the others to defend the city. After all, the enemy army is 7 horses, twenty times their strength.
Li Hao hurriedly sent people to start a fire to cook gold soup, and at the same time set it up at the top of the city. He wanted to dance the Great God again, but his vision was poor at night. If he wanted to frighten the enemy, he had to let the enemy see him. Bayonet, said loudly: "Bayonet, bring a few people with me back to the Governor's Mansion, and bring some things here!"
"Yes!" The bayonet replied, leading the members of the bayonet team and Li Hao down the tower, and ran towards the governor's mansion.
After searching for a long time, I couldn't find any poems suitable for the artistic conception of the scene, so I could only make up a poor poem by myself, let's make do with it.
(End of this chapter)
These days, Li Hao is doing a strange thing. This thing is not only strange, but also a bit disgusting. He sent people to collect all the feces and urine in the huts in the city in large tanks, and moved them to the city wall. The large pots and firewood used for cooking were moved to the city wall one after another, and placed together with the large vats containing excrement and urine, so now the stench of excrement and urine is wafting everywhere on the city wall of Tingzhou.
The sight of excrement and urine next to the pot and stove made the guards at the top of the city shudder a little. Smelling the disgusting stench, some people couldn't help whispering. Gradually, a saying began to spread in the army , saying that there is not much food in the city, and in order to save food, Li Hao is going to let the soldiers eat shit.
Li Hao was shocked when he heard the rumor, and admired the brains of these soldiers. They really can think and dare to think. It's a shame that they can think of it.
In order to prevent further spread of rumors, Li Hao personally came to the top of the city, and said to the soldiers guarding the frontier: "Everyone guarding the border, you have all worked hard. Recently, some people may have doubts about the official transporting so much feces to the top of the city. , the most puzzling thing is that there are so many pots and stoves beside it, right?"
Those soldiers didn't dare to answer. After all, Li Hao's reputation has reached a peak now. Can they not be in awe of the immortal who knows the magic sword and thunder control, but his expression has already told Li Hao, yes, they are very puzzled , very puzzled.
Li Hao didn't expect them to answer him, and continued: "Recently there are rumors that the reason why I put so much excrement on the city wall is for you to eat, do you believe it?"
Finally, a courageous soldier shook his head and replied, "This subordinate doesn't believe me."
"Then do you eat?"
Sergeants: ...
"Of course you can't eat it!" Li Hao shouted suddenly, his eyes widening. "Is excrement edible? Even if there is a shortage of food, you can't let the bloody sons eat excrement, right! The excrement and urine prepared by the official , is used to feed the enemy, the group of hozen who invaded my Tang territory should eat shit! Right!"
"Yes!" All the soldiers shouted excitedly when they heard this.
Li Hao pointed to the pots and stoves and the big tank, and said: "These feces and urine are used for combat. They are called golden soup, which means solid as gold soup! When the next time the enemy comes again, everyone should immediately light a fire and pour the excrement and urine into the pot." Boil it in the middle, then pour it down, scald the hozens to death, let them taste the taste of feces and urine! Okay!"
"Okay!" All the soldiers yelled excitedly again. Some people suddenly felt that Li Hao's idea was very creative. They seemed to have seen the enemy covered in feces and piss and scalded. For a while, many soldiers couldn't bear it. Stop laughing out loud.
Seeing someone laughing, Li Hao immediately pointed at the soldier, and said loudly: "Laugh! You have to laugh! You have a good laugh! I'm going to laugh at the sky, and I'm going to save Kunlun! No matter how powerful the enemy is, we are Datang You bloody man, have you ever been afraid of a barbarian hozen!"
These words were really imposing, and aroused the bloodiness of the soldiers present. Some people even trembled with excitement, wishing to rush to fight the enemy now to feel comfortable.
Li Hao also knows very well that morale is very important in war, and he must boost the morale of soldiers, so he shouted in a deep voice: "You guys, why did you join the army? Is it for military pay? Or for making meritorious deeds? Let me tell you, neither, you guys The reason why you serve in the army is to protect your wives and children from being ravaged by barbarians, your family members from being ravaged by hozens, and your compatriots from being trampled by horses. Behind us are more than 2 people in Tingzhou, only you If you can protect them, I will always be with you and never step back. Everyone will be prosperous and hurt, and we swear to live and die with Tingzhou!"
"Swear to live and die with Tingzhou! Swear to live and die with Tingzhou! Swear to live and die with Tingzhou..." All the soldiers shouted in unison, and everyone was ignited by Li Hao's words. It is bloody, but some people's bloody seems to be asleep at ordinary times, and people need to wake them up. Li Hao is here to wake them up today.
At that time, on the city wall, the east wind was strong, blowing Li Hao's robe and long hair. He held on to the battlement and looked to the south. He could faintly see the dark camp of the enemy twenty miles away, like a dark cloud in the sky. There was a lot of emotion, Xu felt it, and chanted in a long voice casually: "The army of the isolated city outside the Great Wall is approaching the drum, a hundred thousand horse dust and dirt. The east wind blows the hero's dream, and three thousand sons can destroy the captives."
After reciting, he found that he had composed another poem unknowingly, and it was a well-regulated seven-character quatrain. The poetry was straightforward, easy to understand, but quite imposing. Feeling satisfied, he turned around and said, "Feiying, pass on this poem to all the troops and recite it every day to strengthen their will and blood."
"Yes!" Flying Eagle clapped his hands together and asked by the way, "Master, does this poem have a name?"
"Name?" Li Hao frowned and thought for a while, then said, "Call it casually, it tells the ambitions of men in the Tang Dynasty, let's call it "Men'er Zhi"."
"Good poem! Good title!" Feiying took out a pen and paper as he spoke, and began to record Li Hao's "Men's Chronicle", and then led the team members to recite Li Hao's "Men'er's Chronicle" everywhere.
It has been [-] days since Li Hao retreated the enemy with the Divine Sword Yu Lei Zhen Jue. During this time, Zhang Meng did not send troops to attack the city, because the group of Western Turkic soldiers refused to listen to his orders at all. And she was reluctant to use the only [-] Gaochang soldiers to meet Li Hao's Shenlei, and it has been delayed until now. A few days ago, Dililarna's letter has been sent, and she clearly stated that this matter has nothing to do with her, and she is only responsible for it. Sending troops away made Zhang Meng very distressed, and now he was riding a tiger, stuck in a dilemma, and left in vain to waste his army rations again.
However, today, he was greeted by Tian Long, the Lord of Tiancheng, and Qu Wentai's imperial decree. After he heard the decree, he realized that he had been deprived of the post of marching commander. He was so angry that his eyes were about to bleed.
Tian Long was very proud, very proud, and handed the imperial decree to Zhang Meng with high spirits, and said with a smile: "Mr. Jiaohe has worked hard, and the next thing will be left to me."
Before the handover between the two of them took place, Tian Long had already started to call himself the commander, which shows how proud he is. Zhang Meng really wanted to go up and give him a punch, so he felt refreshed. Fortunately, he did not lose his mind. He hummed: "Tian Long, don't get too complacent, Tingzhou is a tough bone, it's not so easy to win."
Tian Long sneered and replied: "If you are not in the position, you will not seek the job. Since Brother Zhang is no longer the commander of the march, you don't need to worry about whether the commander can conquer Tingzhou."
There is a saying that hits people without slaps in the face, scolds without revealing their faults, this Tian Long is not particular at all, he just pokes at Zhang Meng's sore spots, knowing that Zhang Meng is extremely ashamed after being dismissed, he still insists on setting off Zhang Meng's troubles As a fig leaf, he told everyone: "Everyone, come and see, Zhang Meng has been dismissed as handsome, and I have robbed him of his handsome position!"
Zhang Meng almost escaped from the barracks, and returned to Jiaohe City with his [-] personal guards in desperation. When he left, he looked at the dark barracks with reluctance, thinking of those ordinary Western Turkic generals. With Li Hao's divine sword Yu Lei Zhen Jue, his mood suddenly became much better, gritted his teeth and sneered, "Tian Long, do you think this battle is so easy to fight? Sometimes you cry!"
Tian Long entered the camp and took over all the affairs of the army, and immediately began to carry out personnel transfers, replacing those important positions with his own people. After the whole process, it was already evening, and the army buried the pot for cooking. After a full meal, Tian Long suddenly With the drums beating, everyone was stunned.
On the school field, Tian Long ordered the general to fight at night, and vowed to take down Tingzhou City tonight. All the generals were stunned. Since ancient times, fighting has been done during the day, and it is almost a customary rule for soldiers to sleep at night. Of course, it is also related to the poor conditions in ancient times. In ancient times, there was no electricity, let alone large lights, and it was pitch black at night. Such dark conditions were only suitable for small-scale night raids or camp robbery. When marching into battle according to the rules, you can't see where your troops are, and it is very easy to have problems in scheduling. It is also difficult to know the combat situation ahead in the first place, and the difficulty of attacking the city is several times that of the day.So when Tian Long issued the order to attack the city at night, all the sergeants were surprised.
Many generals of the Western Turks raised questions, but Tian Long rejected them one by one. He was determined to capture Tingzhou City tonight, and to send a victory report to Qu Wentai tomorrow. In this way, he would be famous in Gaochang Just imagine, the same Duke, Zhang Meng failed to attack Tingzhou, and caused internal strife in the army. He is like a military god. From then on, in Qu Wentai's eyes, there is only one Duke, and that is his Duke Tian Cheng!Imagining this kind of scene, Tian Long felt a little excited.
As for the legendary magic sword of controlling thunder, Tian Long didn't believe it at all. He was a murderous general, and he never believed in ghosts and gods. In fact, Zhang Meng, like him, didn't believe in these illusory things. The difference is that Zhang Meng saw with his own eyes Li Hao's Divine Sword Yu Lei Zhen Jue, pointing to which explosion, the scene of the explosion was so frightening, he had to believe it; Tian Long had never seen it with his own eyes, he thought it was It must be the enemy's tricks, or it's just rumors in the army, anyway, he doesn't believe it.
Tian Long made sufficient preparations this time. In order to prevent the Western Turkic generals from refusing to deploy, he sent [-] Gaochang troops and [-] Western Turkic troops to attack the gate of Tingzhou, and the remaining [-] troops attacked the other side of the city together. Three sides.
Anyway, he sent all the Gaochang Army and the Western Turkic Army to attack the city, treating them equally, so that the generals of the Western Turkic Army would not be able to challenge the city, and the [-] troops attacking the city together will surely win Tingzhou with lightning speed .
The army was dispatched to Tingzhou, and it was still more than a dozen miles away. The sound of horns sounded in Tingzhou city, and then the drums were rumbling. Li Hao hurriedly led the people to the top of the city, checked the enemy's situation with binoculars, and found that the enemy was upright As the scale surged, he was suddenly very lucky. Fortunately, he gave the binoculars to the three special operations captains, and asked them to take turns on duty at night, using binoculars to check the enemy's situation. Now it seems that his choice is extremely wise.
The biggest disadvantage of guarding the city at night is that it is impossible to detect the enemy's attack in the first place, and it is easy to be caught off guard. Once the defense is prepared in advance, the defense of the city will be much easier.
However, it will not be easy for Li Hao and the others to defend the city. After all, the enemy army is 7 horses, twenty times their strength.
Li Hao hurriedly sent people to start a fire to cook gold soup, and at the same time set it up at the top of the city. He wanted to dance the Great God again, but his vision was poor at night. If he wanted to frighten the enemy, he had to let the enemy see him. Bayonet, said loudly: "Bayonet, bring a few people with me back to the Governor's Mansion, and bring some things here!"
"Yes!" The bayonet replied, leading the members of the bayonet team and Li Hao down the tower, and ran towards the governor's mansion.
After searching for a long time, I couldn't find any poems suitable for the artistic conception of the scene, so I could only make up a poor poem by myself, let's make do with it.
(End of this chapter)
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